The Conan Compendium

by Robert E. Howard

  Mineus’ expression folded into deference. “As you say, my lady. If my lady pleases, the girl sent by the Lady Roxana is here. I put her in the second waiting room, but I can send her away if that is still your wish.”

  “If I am not to wed,” she said, replacing her bow carefully on the rack, “I shall have need of her after all.”

  The second waiting room was floored with a mosaic of arabesques in green and gold, in the middle of which stood a short, slender girl in a short tunic of dark blue, the color Lady Roxana put on her serving maids. Her dark hair was worked in a simple plait that fell to the small of her back. She kept her eyes on the tiles beneath her small feet as Jondra entered the room.

  An ebony table inlaid with ivory held two wax tablets fastened face-to-face with silken cords. Jondra examined the seals on the cords carefully. Few outside the nobility or the merchant classes could write, but servants had been known to try altering their recommendations. There were no signs of tampering here. She cut the cords and read.

  “Why do you wish to leave the Lady Roxana’s service?” she asked abruptly. “Lyana? That’s your name?”

  “Yes, my lady,” the girl answered without raising her head. “I want to become a lady’s maid, my lady. I worked in the Lady Roxana’s kitchens, but her handmaidens trained me. The Lady Roxana had no place for another handmaiden, but she said that you sought one.”

  Jondra frowned. Did the chit not even have enough spirit to meet her eyes? She abhorred a lack of spirit, whether in dogs or horses or servants. “I need a girl to tend my needs on the hunt. The last two found the rigors too great. Do you think your desire to be a lady’s maid will survive heat and flies and sand?”

  “Oh, yes, my lady.”

  Slowly Jondra walked around the girl studying her from every angle. She certainly looked sturdy enough to withstand a hunting camp. With fingertips she raised the girl’s chin. “Lovely,” she said, and thought she saw a spark in those large, dark eyes. Perhaps there was some spirit here after all. “I’ll not have my hunts disrupted by spearmen panting after a pretty face, girl. See you cast no eyes at my hunters.”

  Jondra smiled. There had definitely been a flash of anger that time.

  “I am a maiden, my lady,” the girl said with the faintest trace of tightness in her voice.

  “Of course,” Jondra said noncommittally. Few serving girls were, though all seemed to think the condition made them more acceptable to their mistresses. “I’m surprised the Lady Roxana allowed you to leave her, considering the praises she heaps on your head.” She tapped the wax tablet with a fingernail. “In time I will discover if you deserve them.

  In any case, know that I will allow no hint of disobedience, lying, stealing or laziness. I do not beat my servants as often as some, but transgression in these areas will earn you stripes.” She watched the sparks in the girl’s eyes replaced with eagerness as the meaning of her words broke through.

  “My lady, I swear that I will serve you as such a great lady deserves to be served.”

  Jondra nodded. “Mineus, show her to the servants’ quarters. And summon Arvaneus.”

  “It shall be done, my lady.”

  She dismissed the matter from her mind then, the sounds of Mineus leading the girl from the room seeming to fade to insignificance.

  Replacing the tablets on the ebony table, she crossed the room to a tall, narrow cabinet of profusely carved rosewood. The doors opened to reveal shelves piled with scrolls of parchment, each bound with a ribbon. Hastily she pawed through the pale cylinders.

  The incident with Amaranides had crystallized a decision. That the whispers about her parentage were still being bruited about was reason enough to end her consideration of marriage. Instead …

  Amaranides had said she liked to best men. Could she help it that men, with their foolish pride, could not accept the fact that she was better than they, whether with bow or horse or on the hunt? Well, now she would best them properly. She would do what none of them had either the skill or the courage to do.

  She untied the ribbon about a scroll and searched down the parchment until she found what she sought.

  The beast, my lady, is said to be scaled like a serpent, but to move on legs. Winnowing out obvious exaggerations caused by fear, I can reliably report that it has slain and eaten both men and cattle. Its habitat, my lady, seems, however, to be the Kezankian Mountains near the border between Zamora and Brythunia. With the current unrest of the hill tribes, I cannot suggest.

  The parchment crumpled in her hands. She would bring this strange beast’s hide back as her trophy. Let one of Amaranides’ ilk suggest he could do as much. Let him just dare.

  Tamira scurried down palace corridors in Mineus’ wake, barely hearing when the balding old man told her of her duties, or when he spoke to other servants. Until the very last moment she had not been certain her plan would work, even after so much planning and labor.

  Forty gold pieces she had obtained from Zayella, and all had gone in preparation for this. Most went to Roxana’s chamberlain, who provided the use of the Lady’s private seal. There would be no checking though, to trip her up, for the Lady Roxana had departed the city a day past.

  Tamira allowed herself a smile. In a day or two she would have Jondra’s fabulous necklace and tiara.

  “Give attention, girl,” Mineus said impatiently. “You must know this to help prepare for the Lady Jondra’s hunt.”

  Tamira blinked. “Hunt? But she just returned from a hunt.”

  “You saw me speak to Arvaneus, the chief huntsman. No doubt you will depart as soon as supplies are gathered.”

  Panic flashed through her. It had been none of her intention to actually go on one Jondra’s forays. There was no point to her sweating in a tent while the jewels remained in Shadizar. Of course, they would be there when she returned. But so might the Lady Roxana. “I-I have to see … about my belongings,” she stammered. “I left clothing at the Lady Roxana’s palace. And my favorite pin. I must fetch-“

  Mineus cut her short. “When you’ve had instructions as to your duties in preparing for the hunt. Not only must you see that my lady’s clothing and jewels are packed, but you must see to her perfumes, the soaps and oils for her bathing, and-“

  “She-my lady takes her jewels hunting?”

  “Yes, girl. Now pay attention. My lady’s rouges and powders-“

  “You mean a few bracelets and brooches,” Tamira insisted.

  The old man rubbed his bald spot and sighed. “I mean nothing of the sort, girl. Of an evening my lady often adorns herself to dine in her finest. Now, since you seem distracted for some reason, I will see you through your tasks.”

  For the rest of the morning and into the afternoon Tamira was prodded and pushed from one labor to the next, always under Mineus’ watchful eye. She folded Jondra’s garments of silks and laces-three times she folded them before reaching Mineus’ satisfaction-and packed them in wicker panniers. Rare perfumes from Vendhya and powders from far Khitai, rouges from Sultanapur, costly oils and unguents from the corners of the world, all she wrapped in soft cloths and packed, with the halding old man hovering close to remind her that every vial and jar must be handled as gently as a swaddling child. Then, staggering under the weighty panniers, she and another serving-woman carried them down to the stableyard, where the pack-animals would be loaded on the morrow.

  On each trip through Jondra’s chambers, the chests for transporting the noblewoman’s jewelry, thick sided boxes of iron, made her mouth water.

  They sat so tantalizingly against a tapestry-hung wall. But they were empty iron now, for they would not be filled until the last instant.

  Still, the gems would be going with her. She could not help smiling.

  Aching from the unaccustomed labor, Tamira found that Mineus had led her to a side door of the palace. “Fetch your belongings, girl,” he said, “and return quickly. There will be more work.”

  Before she could speak she had been thrust outside, and
the door closed in her face. For a long moment she stared wonderingly at the red-painted wood. She had forgotten her panic-induced invention of possessions. Her original plan called for remaining inside Jondra’s palace until the necklace and tiara were in her hands. In that way Conan would never discover what she was up to. The huge barbarian seemed intent on…

  It dawned on her that she was outside the palace, and she spun around to study the narrow street. A turbanned Kezankain hillman squatted disconsolately against a wall across the street, and a few ragged urchins played tag on the rough paving stones. She heaved a sigh of relief. There was neither a beggar nor a doxy in sight. Her uncles could provide a bundle to satisfy Mineus. Keeping a careful watch for Conan’s many eyes, she hurried down the street.

  Unseen by her, three of the urchins broke off their play and trailed after her.

  The hillman watched her go with lustful eyes, then reluctantly returned to his surveillance of the palace.

  Chapter V

  At a corner table in Abuletes’ common room, Conan glowered into a lea them jack half-filled with cheap Kothian wine. Semiramis, in a girdle of coins and two strips of thin scarlet silk, was seated in the lap of a Turanian coiner across the crowded room, but for once that was not the reason for the Cimmerian’s dour face. What remained of Baratses’

  two gold pieces had been lessened at dice the previous night. With all of his mind on Tamira, he had given no thought to how to get more. And worst, he had had no word from Laeta. It was only a day since he had set the urchin to watch Tamira, but he was certain-as certain as if he had been told by the dark-eyed thief herself-that she moved already on the theft she planned. The theft he had vowed to beat her to. And he had no word!

  Grimacing, he raised his wine and gulped the remainder of it down. When he lowered the jack a tall, bony man stood across the table from him. A fine black Khauranian cloak, edged with cloth of gold, was pulled tightly around him as if to hide his identity.

  “What do you want, Baratses?” Conan grumbled. “I keep the two gold pieces for the attempt, and you should be thankful to have it made so cheaply.”

  “Do you have a room in this … establishment?” The spice merchant’s black eyes darted about the raucous tavern as if he expected to be attacked at any moment. “I would talk with you in privacy.”

  Conan shook his head in disbelief. The fool had obviously dressed himself in what he considered plain fashion, but just as obviously he was no denizen of the Desert. His passage had certainly been noted, and footpads no doubt awaited nine deep in the street for his departure, but here, where he was safe from such, he feared robbery.

  “Come,” Conan said, and led the way up the rickety wooden stairs at the back of the common room.

  His own room was a simple box of rough wooden planks, with a narrow window shuttered in a vain attempt to keep out the stench of the alley behind the tavern. A wide, low bed, a table with one short leg, and a lone stool were all the furnishings. The Cimmerian’s few possessions-aside from the ancient broadsword he always wore-hung on pegs in one wall.

  Baratses glanced around the room disdainfully, and Conan bristled. “I cannot afford a palace. Yet. Now, why are you here? Something more to be stolen? You’ll give a fair price this time, or find someone else.”

  “You’ve not yet fulfilled your last commission, Cimmerian.” Though the door was closed, the merchant kept his cloak clutched about him. “I have the rest of your gold here, but where is my goblet? I know Samarides no longer possesses it.”

  “Nor do I,” Conan replied ruefully. “Another was there before me.” He hesitated, but could not rid himself of the belief that the man deserved at least some information for his two gold pieces. “I have heard the Lady Zayella has the goblet now.”

  “So she offered you more than I,” Baratses murmured. “I had heard you had some odd concept of honor, but I see I was wrong.”

  The Cimmerian’s eyes grew icy. “Do not call me liar, merchant. Another took the goblet.”

  “The room is close,” Baratses said. “I am hot.” He twitched the cloak from his shoulders, swirling it before him.

  Instinct flared a warning in Conan. As the cloak moved aside his big hand slapped down to grasp Baratses’ wrist, stopping a black-bladed Karpashian dagger a handspan from his middle. “Fool!” he said.

  Blood and teeth sprayed from the merchant’s face beneath Conan’s fist.

  The dagger dropped from nerveless fingers and struck the floor no more than an instant before Baratses himself.

  The big Cimmerian frowned at the man lying unconscious before him. A sheath on Baratses’ forearm had held the black blade. Conan bent to remove that, and tossed it and the dagger atop the cloak. “An attempt on my life,” he muttered finally, “surely earns me the gold you brought.”

  Unfastening the merchant’s purse from his belt, Conan emptied it onto his palm. There was no gold, only silver and copper. He counted it and grimaced. Three coppers more than a single gold piece. It seemed his death had been intended whether he had the goblet or not. Pouring the coins back into the purse, he added it to the dagger and sheath.

  On the floor Baratses stirred and moaned.

  Knotting his fist in the bony man’s tunic, Conan lifted him erect and shook him till his eyes fluttered open. Baratses let out a gurgling groan as his tongue explored splintered teeth.

  “I do not have the goblet,” the Cimmerian said grimly. Easily he hoisted the merchant’s feet clear of the floor. “I have never had the goblet.” He took a step and smashed Baratses against the shutter, which burst open. The bloody-faced man dangled above the alley at arm’s length from the window. “And if I ever see you again, I’ll break the rest of your teeth.” Conan opened his hand.

  Baratses’ wail cut off as he landed with a squelch in equal parts of mud, offal and the emptyings of chamber pots. A scrawny dog, disturbed at its rootings, began to bark at him furiously. Scrambling shakily to his feet, Baratses stared wildly about him, then broke into a slipping, sliding run. “Murder!” he screamed. “Murder!”

  Conan sighed as he watched the merchant disappear down the alley. His cries would bring no aid in the Desert, but once he was beyond those cramped streets the City Guard would come quickly enough. And listen attentively to a respectable merchant’s tale. Perhaps it would have been better had he slit the man’s throat, yet murder had never been his way. He would have to leave the city for a time, until the furor died down. The fist that had broken Baratses’ teeth pounded the window frame. And by the time he returned Tamira would have accomplished her theft. He might never even know what it was, much less in time to get there first.

  Hastily he made his preparations. The contents of Baratses’ purse were added to his own. The dagger in its sheath he fastened to his left forearm, then settled the black cloak about his broad shoulders. It fit a trifle snugly, but was ten times better than what he had.

  He frowned at a lump over his chest, and felt inside the cloak. A small pouch of cloth was sewn there. From it he drew a small silver box, its lid set with blue gems. Inferior sapphires, his experienced eye told him. He flipped it open; his lip curled contemptuously at the sickly verduous powder within. Pollen from the green lotus of Vendhya. It seemed Baratses liked his dreams to come when he desired them. The small quantity in his hand would bring ten gold pieces. Upending the silver box, he tapped it against the heel of his hand to make sure all of the pollen fell to the floor. He did not deal in such things.

  Quickly he ran an eye over the rest of his possessions. There was nothing there worth the bother of bundling. Near two years of thievery, and this was all he had to show for it. A fool like Baratses could throw away on stolen dreams as much as he could earn in a night of risking his life. Pushing open the door, he slapped the worn leather hilt of his broadsword with a mirthless laugh. “This is all I need anyway,” he told himself.

  At the bar Abuletes came slowly in response to the big Cimmerian’s beckoning gesture. “I need a horse,” Conan said wh
en the fat innkeeper was finally before him. “A good horse. Not one ready for the boneyard.”

  Abuletes’ black eyes, deepset in wells of suet, went from the cloak on Conan’s shoulders to the stairs. “You need to leave Shadizar quickly, Cimmerian?”

  “There’s no body to be found,” Conan reassured him. “Just a disagreement with a man who can get the ear of the City Guard.”

  “Too bad,” Abuletes grunted. “‘Tis cheaper to dispose of a body than to purchase a horse. But I know a man-” Suddenly he glared past Conan’s shoulder. “You! Out! I’ll have none of you filthy little thieves in my place!”

  Conan glanced over his shoulder. Laeta stood just inside the door, glaring fiercely back at the tavernkeeper. “She has come to see me,”

  the Cimmerian said.

  “She?” Abuletes said incredulously, but he was speaking to Conan’s back.

  “You have news of Tamira?” Conan asked when he reached the girl. It was like his luck of late, he thought, that the news would come when he could not use it.

  Laeta nodded, but did not speak. Conan dug two silver pieces from his purse, but when she stretched out a hand for them he lifted them out of her reach and looked at her questioningly.

  “All right, big man,” she sighed. “But I had better get my coin.

  Yestermorn your wench went to the palace of the Lady Jondra.”

  “Jondra!” So she was after the necklace and tiara. And he had to leave the city. Grinding his teeth, he tossed the coins to Laeta. “Why didn’t you tell me then?”

  She tucked the silver under her torn tunic. “Because she left again.

  And,” she added reluctantly, “we lost her trail in the Katara Bazaar.

  But this morning I set Urias to watch Jondra’s palace, and he saw her again. This time she left dressed like a serving girl and riding a supply cart in Jondra’s hunting party. The lot of them departed the city by the Lion Gate. A good six turns of the glass ago, it was. Urias took his time telling me, and I’m docking him his share of this silver for it.”