Starting With Alice
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The author smiled at us and thanked us for being quiet. She said she had written thirteen books and wanted to tell us about them. And then she did the most amazing thing. She accidentally burped, right into the microphone. Mr. Dooley may not have had any breakfast that morning because of his car, but I’ll bet the author had eaten a very big breakfast because it was an awfully loud burp. Everybody laughed, even the fifth graders.
The author looked embarrassed. Mr. Dooley looked embarrassed for her. I felt horrible too. If teachers’ stomachs growled in public and authors burped into microphones, this meant I would probably keep right on doing embarrassing things too for the rest of my life.
PHYLLIS REYNOLDS NAYLOR includes many of her own life experiences in the Alice books. She writes for both children and adults, and is the author of more than one hundred and thirty-five books, including the Alice series, which Entertainment Weekly has called “tender” and “wonderful.” In 1992 her novel Shiloh won the Newbery Medal. She lives with her husband, Rex, in Gaithersburg, Maryland, and is the mother of two grown sons and the grandmother of Sophia, Tressa, Garrett, and Beckett.
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Summary: After she, her older brother, and their father move from Chicago to Maryland, Alice has trouble fitting in her new third-grade class, but with the help of some new friends and her own unique outlook, she survives.
ISBN 978-0-689-84395-2 (hardcover)
[1. Single-parent families—Fiction. 2. Family life—Fiction.
3. Friendship—Fiction.
4. Schools—Fiction.] I. Title.
PZ7. N24 Sq 2002 [Fic]—dc21 2001053610
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