The Hellion Bride

by Catherine Coulter

  He was whistling until he found two letters in the top drawer of her desk. Sophie was in Lower Slaughter, three children and Laura and Sophie's maid, Cory, with her, buying cloth to make clothing. The seamstresses of Lower Slaughter—all three of them—were in alt because of the sudden manna from business heaven that showed no sign of ever diminishing. It was during Sophie's jaunt that Mrs. Chivers had complained to Ryder that the butcher was cheating them royally, and here they were, not royalty at all, and he really should do something about it and not spend all his time with those dirty farmers. And so he was looking in Sophie's desk for the butcher bills. And he found the letters from David Lochridge.

  The second letter was even dated and the date was yesterday. He read:

  I have made up my mind. You will become my mistress again. Charles Grammond will deal with you himself. I intend to enjoy myself again as I did on Jamaica. Come to the old Tolliver shack on the north side of your husband's property at three o'clock Thursday or you will regret it.

  Signed merely "DL."

  The damned bastard.

  And damn Sophie's beautiful gray eyes. She'd said nothing; he'd known something was wrong. Indeed the previous evening, she'd wanted him urgently, too urgently, as if she wanted to keep something unpleasant at bay. But he hadn't questioned her; he'd merely given her what she'd wanted, what she'd appeared to need; he'd allowed her to escape this for the time she'd exploded into her climax.

  She'd unmanned him with her silence.

  He crumpled the letter in his fist, unaware that he'd even done it.

  "Papa."

  He looked up blankly. There was Jenny, standing in the doorway, looking from his face to the wad of paper fisted tightly in his hand.

  Ryder forced himself to toss the crumpled paper back onto Sophie's desk. "Hello, pumpkin. Come here and let me hug you. It's been more than an hour since I've seen you—far too long."

  Jenny raced to him and he raised her high in his arms and kissed her nose. "What is it you wish, little love?"

  "Can you teach me to shoot a bow and arrow like Sinjun so I can shoot that bad man?"

  He froze tighter than a spigot in January.

  "Certainly," he said. "Tell me about it, all right?"

  And she did. He would have laughed at all the children playing at being wolves if he hadn't been so angry. God, but they'd done well. Routed the bas­tard. And Sinjun, shooting him through the upper arm. Well done of her.

  He'd strangle his sister once he got his hands on her.

  Then he'd strangle his wife.

  "Jenny! Where are you, pumpkin? Jenn—" Sinjun came through the doorway, stopped short, and immediately said, "Oh dear. Hello, Ryder. Whatever are you doing here? This is Sophie's room and—"

  Ryder merely stared at his sister, words, for the moment, failing him.

  Sinjun sighed. "I suppose Jenny said something?"

  "You're not stupid, Sinjun. You are very quick to perceive when your perfidy has been discovered. It's a relief. I detest boring explanations. Yes. Jenny wants me to teach her how to shoot a bow and arrow so that she can shoot the bad man."

  "Oh dear. I'm sorry, Ryder, but—"

  He was controlled now. He said to Jenny as he dis­engaged her thin arms from about his neck, "Now, love, I want you to go with Sinjun. She's going to give you a biscuit and some lemonade. Papa must do some work now. All right?"

  "Papa," Jenny said, and went immediately to Sinjun.

  "Go," Ryder said to his sister. "This time, you will keep your mouth shut—to my wife."

  "All right," Sinjun said, and her voice was very small, so small in fact, so diffident and timorous, that Ryder nearly smiled.

  At two-thirty on Thursday, Ryder calmly pulled his horse to a halt some thirty yards away from the Tolliver shack. He tethered him next to some goat weed to keep him quiet.

  He felt a mix of anticipation, rage, and excitement all coming together inside him. He wanted to see David Lochridge. He wanted, quite simply, to pound him into the ground.

  He waited in the thick elm trees that bordered the shack, whistling behind his teeth, his excitement building and building. He wondered when Sophie would arrive. He wondered when Lochridge would get here.

  However, it simply never occurred to him that another person would put in an appearance here, of all places. He was frozen in silent shock when an older woman pulled an old-fashioned gig to a halt in front of the shack not five minutes later. She was plump, wearing a stylish gown, a bonnet far too young for her, for she was in her mid-forties, he guessed, and she looked somewhat familiar, but that couldn't be. Good God, was she here for some sort of tryst? Was this shack used for illicit affairs?

  He didn't move. He watched the woman climb down from the gig, and lead the old cob around to the back of the cottage, out of sight.

  What the devil was going on?

  Sophie and Lord David Lochridge arrived at the same time, from different directions. Both Ryder and the other woman were well out of sight.

  Ryder watched as Sophie dismounted Opal, turned and said very clearly, her voice as calm as the eye of a storm, "I am here to tell you one last time, Lord David, that I will have nothing to do with you."

  "Ah, you're still being the tease," he said, but Ryder saw him looking around. For more wolves? His eyes fell on the riding crop she held in her right hand.

  "No, I'm not teasing you. When I saw you last I told you the truth. All that happened on Jamaica was my uncle's doing and I was never with you intimately at the cottage, with you or with any of the other men. Now, if you don't choose to believe me, why then, I guess I will just have to shoot you."

  Ryder's eyes widened. She drew a small derringer from her pocket and pointed it at his chest.

  Lord David laughed. "Ah, a lady with a little gun. Come, my dear, we both know you haven't the nerve to do anything with that toy, much less pull the trigger."

  "I thought you said I murdered my uncle. If you believe that then how can you possibly believe that I wouldn't or couldn't pull the trigger on you?"

  Lord David was in a quandary. He eyed her close­ly. He fidgeted; he cursed. Finally, he said, "Come, let's talk about this. There's no reason for violence. I'm merely offering you my body. It is for your plea­sure, just as I pleasured you on Jamaica. Why are you being so unreasonable?"

  "Unreasonable, am I? And what about dear Charles Grammond? Does he wish to continue your silly fictions as well? Will I have to face him down as I am you?"

  "Charles isn't my problem. He will do what he wishes to do."

  Sophie was now the one who looked thoughtful. "It would seem to me," she said at last, "that we are at something of an impasse. You wish to wed an heiress; Charles Grammond must be discreet or his aunt will kick him out and leave him no money in her will. That is what you told me, isn't it? All right, then, I won't kill you if you will cease all this damnable nonsense. Go away, David. Just go away and marry your poor heiress. I wish I could warn her about you but I realize that I can't, not without hurting my husband and his family. There will be no scandal for either of us. Do you agree?"

  In that moment, Lord David raised his chin and whistled. In the next instant, an older man came up behind Sophie, grabbed her arms, and wrested the derringer from her.

  "Ah, Charles, your timing is of the best, as usu­al."

  "Yes," said Charles. "I've got you, Sophie. You're beautiful. I'd forgotten, but now that I've got you again, why David and I will share you, just as before."

  Sophie turned and screamed in his face, "You fool! You idiot! Don't believe David, he's a fraud, a bound­er, he fleeced you out of all your money so that you lost your plantation on Jamaica!"

  Good Lord, Ryder thought, staring at the man. It was Charles Grammond, one of Sophie's other lovers. Still he didn't move. He would have time to act. Besides, Sophie deserved to be frightened, just for a bit, for her perfidy.

  But he realized he couldn't let her be frightened, not for an instant, not if he were there and could put an e
nd to all of it. He stepped forward, but was forestalled by that other woman.

  She came stomping forward around the side of the shack, there was no other way to describe it. Her cheeks were red, her bosom heaving. She was very angry.

  "You let her go, Charles!"

  The man stared at the vision coming toward him. He said in the most pitiful voice Ryder had ever heard, "Ah, Almeria. How come you to be here?"

  "Let her go, you old fool. Are you all right, Sophia?"

  "Yes, ma'am," Sophie said, staring at Almeria Grammond. Charles released her and she took two quick steps away from him. She was rubbing her arms.

  Lord David looked flummoxed when Almeria Grammond turned on him. "As for you, you wretch­ed cheat, I personally will see to it that this poor girl you intend to marry cries off. I will not have you for a neighbor!"

  Ryder laughed, he couldn't help it. His excite­ment, his anticipation of at the very least breaking David Lochridge's face, had degenerated into farce, worthy of Nell Gwen and the Restoration stage.

  He stepped forward. All eyes turned toward him. "A full complement now," he said, his voice as bland as the goat weed his stallion was reluctantly chew­ing. "Save, perhaps, for Lord David's betrothed."

  "This is impossible," Lord David said. He was markedly pale and his long thin fingers were clenching and unclenching. "This should not be happening."

  "One would think so," Ryder agreed easily. "You are Mrs. Grammond, I take it. I'm Ryder Sherbrooke, Sophia's husband. How do you do, ma'am?"

  She gave him a slight curtsy, then looked at him more closely. Sophie watched, fascinated, as Mrs. Grammond's color rose again, only this time it was from the pleasure of Ryder's attention. Goodness, it appeared that a woman had to be on death's door before she was immune to him. Then she actual­ly stammered. "A—a pleasure, Mr. Sherbrooke. Do forgive my husband. He is a nodcock. He has nev­er had much sense, else Lord David wouldn't have ruined him. He won't bother your poor wife fur­ther."

  "But how did you know?" Charles Grammond final­ly said, staring in utter horror at his wife.

  She bestowed upon him a look of tolerant scorn. "I always read any letters you receive. Most of them are from tradesmen and you have no notion of how to deal with tradesmen. I do. Your aunt and I have discussed this in great detail and have come to an understanding. However, when I found this letter from the little lordling here, the cheating weasel who ruined us, I realized what had happened. Natu­rally, he couldn't prevent telling you all about the supposedly nonsensical tale Sophia had told him about her innocence and her uncle's guilt.

  "I knew Theo Burgess when he was young. Even as a young man, he was a pious little fake. He was the kind of man who preaches goodness to all man­kind on Sunday and cheats his bookkeeper out of a groat on Monday. Goodness, it was all very clear to me. In addition, of course, I followed you one night to that cottage and saw this other girl. You are such a fool, Charles. I won't allow your stupidity to prevent me and the children from living as we ought. You will now apologize to Mrs. Sherbrooke and to Mr. Sherbrooke and take yourself home. I will deal fully with you later."

  Charles Grammond said, "I apologize, Sophia, Mr. Sherbrooke." He then looked at Lord David and frowned. "Surely you will no longer insist that she's a whore."

  "She is, damn her!"

  Ah, at last, Ryder thought, rubbed his hands together, and strode to Lord David, who had put up his hands in the stance of a prizefighter. Ryder laughed for the sheer joy of it, and knocked him flat.

  Mrs. Grammond clapped her plump hands togeth­er.

  Sophie, still stunned, simply stood there like a mute idiot.

  Lord David came up on his elbows and shook his head. "I'm quite good at fighting. You knocked me down. It shouldn't have happened. Who taught you?"

  "Stand up and we'll see if you can't improve," Ryder said and offered him a hand.

  Lord David wasn't, however, a complete fool. He stayed on the ground. He said to Charles Grammond even as he was turning to leave as his wife had told him to, "You can't allow your wife to tell Agnes—the heiress's bloody name is Agnes!—about all this! Her father would ruin me. He would see that I was run out of the county."

  Charles Grammond never slowed. He disappeared into the elm trees. His wife, however, turned to the felled Lord David.

  "You're a poltroon, sir. However, I will make you a bargain. I won't say a word to your betrothed's father if you return all the money you cheated my husband out of on Jamaica."

  Lord David turned white. "Madam, I haven't a sou. Why do you think I'm marrying this awful female named Agnes?"

  "That, my lord, is your affair," said Mrs. Grammond, and she actually sniffed. "I expect to hear from you within three days, no more, else you will surely regret it. And don't think you can threaten to ruin the Sherbrookes with your nasty little stories. Both my husband and I will make certain everyone knows you're a liar.

  "Now, Mr. Sherbrooke, Mrs. Sherbrooke, I do hope these two fools haven't overly upset you. There will be no more threats or problems from either of them. Good day to you both." She gave Ryder the sweetest smile imaginable, nodded briskly to Sophie, kicked dust in Lord David's face, and marched around the shack to where her gig was stationed like a waiting army.

  Ryder laughed. He couldn't help it.

  Sophia said in a wondering voice, "The Virgin Bride was right. She said when they came it would work out all right."

  "There is no bloody ghost," Ryder said. "Just stop it. It was a lurid excuse for a nightmare that you hadn't yet had." He turned to Lord David, who was now sitting cross-legged in the dirt, shaking his head as he stared at his dusty boots. "As for you, you will keep your mouth shut. Unlike Mrs. Grammond, I won't content myself with ruining you. I'll kill you. Do you understand me?"

  Lord David sighed deeply, and nodded. He was clearly distracted. He said on another deep sigh, "I wonder if I can convince the chit to elope with me. It's the only way I can get the money in three days."

  Sophie and Ryder just looked at each other.

  EPILOGUE

  Chadwyck House January 1804

  RYDER LEANED DOWN and kissed the nape of her neck, her flesh warm and soft against his mouth. She sighed and said nothing, merely leaned her head back against his belly. He kissed her forehead, then moved to her ears, his hands lightly encircling her throat, caressing her jawline with his thumbs. She sighed again and tried to turn to face him, but he held her still.

  "You taste so bloody good," he said, and kissed her neck one more time. He ran his hands down her arms, then sighed himself, and released her. "No time, dammit, to show you what other uses one can make of a desktop." He eyed the very feminine writing desk, adding, "We will take great care if ever we make use of this feeble-looking thing. Perhaps I could simply have you lean against it—"

  "Ryder!"

  He gave another long-suffering sigh and came over to repose himself against the writing table, crossing his arms over his chest. "I'm testing its strength," he said. "For future reference." He looked down at the list of numbers. "What are you doing?"

  "Adding up the accounts for Brandon House. Soon, my dear, next week, I think, we will have an exodus. Jane and I are planning a party. Jane's impatient."

  "It's not that Jane complains, exactly," he said. "But she is looking forward to moving into her new house. The children as well."

  "I will miss them."

  "The little heathens will be only a hundred yards distant. Whenever you want madness, it's just a short walk away."

  "How is little Garrick?"

  Ryder immediately sobered. His eyes narrowed and his jaw tightened. Sophie patted his fisted hand. "He's safe now."

  "Yes, he is. Dammit, Sophie, how could that bas­tard treat a four-year-old child like that?"

  "There are many more like him, more's the pity, children sold as apprentices to such brutes as that chimney cleaner, Mr. Ducking. But you saved Garrick, and now he will learn that life can be more than pain and tears. He smiled at me this mo
rning. He and Jenny are becoming great friends. I love you, Ryder."

  His jaw loosened, and he smiled. "Yes, and well you should love me very much, woman, since I give you my poor man's body every night for your diver­sions."

  'You make me sound unnatural in my appetites."

  "Your appetites are wonderful. Have you yet started your monthly flow?"

  His bald speech still could disconcert her, leaving her tongue-tied. She gave him a bemused smile and shook her head.

  He leaned forward and caressed her belly with the palm of his hand. "Perhaps our son or daughter is beginning?"

  "Perhaps," she said, and she stared at his mouth. He'd taught her over the months to enjoy kissing as much as he did.

  "Stop that, Sophie. There is no time, unfortunate­ly." Still, he leaned over and quickly kissed her soft mouth. He would never forget the night when he was nipping at her bottom lip as he was telling her the story of the farmer who fell in love with his prize pig, when all of a sudden, she giggled, and bit his chin, and said she fancied a prize bull.

  It was the first time their lovemaking had been filled with laughter and silliness and nonsense. He looked fondly at her mouth, shrugged, and kissed her again.

  "My brother, Alex, and Sinjun will be here very soon now."

  "Yes," she said, breathless now.

  "Damn him."

  She blinked. "Ah, this dog-in-the-manger attitude of yours, Ryder, you really must stop it. Allow poor Douglas to enjoy himself, to feel useful."

  "He doesn't have to take my children away."