The Beautiful and Damned

by F. Scott Fitzgerald

  Geraldine, curled up at the foot of the lounge, considered him with narrow slanting eyes.

  "You drink all the time, don't you?" she said suddenly.

  "Why, I suppose so," replied Anthony in some surprise. "Don't you?"

  "Nope. I go on parties sometimes--you know, about once a week, but I only take two or three drinks. You and your friends keep on drinking all the time. I should think you'd ruin your health."

  Anthony was somewhat touched.

  "Why, aren't you sweet to worry about me!"

  "Well, I do."

  "I don't drink so very much," he declared. "Last month I didn't touch a drop for three weeks. And I only get really tight about once a week."

  "But you have something to drink every day and you're only twenty-five. Haven't you any ambition? Think what you'll be at forty?"

  "I sincerely trust that I won't live that long."

  She clicked her tongue with her teeth.

  "You cra-azy!" she said as he mixed another cocktail--and then: "Are you any relation to Adam Patch?"

  "Yes, he's my grandfather."

  "Really?" She was obviously thrilled.

  "Absolutely."

  "That's funny. My daddy used to work for him."

  "He's a queer old man."

  "Is he nice?" she demanded.

  "Well, in private life he's seldom unnecessarily disagreeable."

  "Tell us about him."

  "Why," Anthony considered "--he's all shrunken up and he's got the remains of some gray hair that always looks as though the wind were in it. He's very moral."

  "He's done a lot of good," said Geraldine with intense gravity.

  "Rot!" scoffed Anthony. "He's a pious ass--a chicken-brain."

  Her mind left the subject and flitted on.

  "Why don't you live with him?"

  "Why don't I board in a Methodist parsonage?"

  "You cra-azy!"

  Again she made a little clicking sound to express disapproval. Anthony thought how moral was this little waif at heart--how completely moral she would still be after the inevitable wave came that would wash her off the sands of respectability.

  "Do you hate him?"

  "I wonder. I never liked him. You never like people who do things for you."

  "Does he hate you?"

  "My dear Geraldine," protested Anthony, frowning humorously, "do have another cocktail. I annoy him. If I smoke a cigarette he comes into the room sniffing. He's a prig, a bore, and something of a hypocrite. I probably wouldn't be telling you this if I hadn't had a few drinks, but I don't suppose it matters."

  Geraldine was persistently interested. She held her glass, untasted, between finger and thumb and regarded him with eyes in which there was a touch of awe.

  "How do you mean a hypocrite?"

  "Well," said Anthony impatiently, "maybe he's not. But he doesn't like the things that I like, and so, as far as I'm concerned, he's uninteresting."

  "Hm." Her curiosity seemed, at length, satisfied. She sank back into the sofa and sipped her cocktail.

  "You're a funny one," she commented thoughtfully "Does everybody want to marry you because your grandfather is rich?"

  "They don't--but I shouldn't blame them if they did. Still, you see, I never intend to marry."

  She scorned this.

  "You'll fall in love some day. Oh, you will--I know." She nodded wisely.

  "It'd be idiotic to be overconfident. That's what ruined the Chevalier O'Keefe."

  "Who was he?"

  "A creature of my splendid mind. He's my one creation, the Chevalier."

  "Cra-a-azy!" she murmured pleasantly, using the clumsy rope-ladder with which she bridged all gaps and climbed after her mental superiors. Subconsciously she felt that it eliminated distances and brought the person whose imagination had eluded her back within range.

  "Oh, no!" objected Anthony, "oh, no, Geraldine. You mustn't play the alienist upon the Chevalier. If you feel yourself unable to understand him I won't bring him in. Besides, I should feel a certain uneasiness because of his regrettable reputation."

  "I guess I can understand anything that's got any sense to it," answered Geraldine a bit testily.

  "In that case there are various episodes in the life of the Chevalier which might prove diverting."

  "Well?"

  "It was his untimely end that caused me to think of him and made him apropos in the conversation. I hate to introduce him end foremost, but it seems inevitable that the Chevalier must back into your life."

  "Well, what about him? Did he die?"

  "He did! In this manner. He was an Irishman, Geraldine, a semi-fictional Irishman--the wild sort with a genteel brogue and 'reddish hair.' He was exiled from Erin in the late days of chivalry and, of course, crossed over to France. Now the Chevalier O'Keefe, Geraldine, had, like me, one weakness. He was enormously susceptible to all sorts and conditions of women. Besides being a sentimentalist he was a romantic, a vain fellow, a man of wild passions, a little blind in one eye and almost stone-blind in the other. Now a male roaming the world in this condition is as helpless as a lion without teeth, and in consequence the Chevalier was made utterly miserable for twenty years by a series of women who hated him, used him, bored him, aggravated him, sickened him, spent his money, made a fool of him--in brief, as the world has it, loved him.

  "This was bad, Geraldine, and as the Chevalier, save for this one weakness, this exceeding susceptibility, was a man of penetration, he decided that he would rescue himself once and for all from these drains upon him. With this purpose he went to a very famous monastery in Champagne called--well, anachronistically known as St. Voltaire's. It was the rule at St. Voltaire's that no monk could descend to the ground story of the monastery so long as he lived, but should exist engaged in prayer and contemplation in one of the four towers, which were called after the four commandments of the monastery rule: Poverty, Chastity, Obedience, and Silence.

  "When the day came that was to witness the Chevalier's farewell to the world he was utterly happy. He gave all his Greek books to his landlady, and his sword he sent in a golden sheath to the King of France, and all his mementos of Ireland he gave to the young Huguenot who sold fish in the street where he lived.

  "Then he rode out to St. Voltaire's, slew his horse at the door, and presented the carcass to the monastery cook.

  "At five o'clock that night he felt, for the first time, free--forever free from sex. No woman could enter the monastery; no monk could descend below the second story. So as he climbed the winding stair that led to his cell at the very top of the Tower of Chastity he paused for a moment by an open window which looked down fifty feet on to a road below. It was all so beautiful, he thought, this world that he was leaving, the golden shower of sun beating down upon the long fields, the spray of trees in the distance, the vineyards, quiet and green, freshening wide miles before him. He leaned his elbows on the window-casement and gazed at the winding road.

  "Now, as it happened, Therese, a peasant girl of sixteen from a neighboring village, was at that moment passing along this same road that ran in front of the monastery. Five minutes before, the little piece of ribbon which held up the stocking on her pretty left leg had worn through and broken. Being a girl of rare modesty she had thought to wait until she arrived home before repairing it, but it had bothered her to such an extent that she felt she could endure it no longer. So, as she passed the Tower of Chastity, she stopped and with a pretty gesture lifted her skirt--as little as possible, be it said to her credit--to adjust her garter.

  "Up in the tower the newest arrival in the ancient monastery of St. Voltaire, as though pulled forward by a gigantic and irresistible hand, leaned from the window. Further he leaned and further until suddenly one of the stones loosened under his weight, broke from its cement with a soft powdery sound--and, first headlong, then head over heels, finally in a vast and impressive revolution tumbled the Chevalier O'Keefe, bound for the hard earth and eternal damnation.

  "Therese
was so much upset by the occurrence that she ran all the way home and for ten years spent an hour a day in secret prayer for the soul of the monk whose neck and vows were simultaneously broken on that unfortunate Sunday afternoon.

  "And the Chevalier O'Keefe, being suspected of suicide, was not buried in consecrated ground, but tumbled into a field near by, where he doubtless improved the quality of the soil for many years afterward. Such was the untimely end of a very brave and gallant gentleman. What do you think, Geraldine?"

  But Geraldine, lost long before, could only smile roguishly, wave her first finger at him, and repeat her bridge-all, her explain-all:

  "Crazy!" she said, "you cra-a-azy!"

  His thin face was kindly, she thought, and his eyes quite gentle. She liked him because he was arrogant without being conceited, and because, unlike the men she met about the theatre, he had a horror of being conspicuous. What an odd, pointless story! But she had enjoyed the part about the stocking!

  After the fifth cocktail he kissed her, and between laughter and bantering caresses and a half-stifled flare of passion they passed an hour. At four-thirty she claimed an engagement, and going into the bathroom she rearranged her hair. Refusing to let him order her a taxi she stood for a moment in the doorway.

  "You will get married," she was insisting, "you wait and see."

  Anthony was playing with an ancient tennis-ball, and he bounced it carefully on the floor several times before he answered with a soupcon of acidity:

  "You're a little idiot, Geraldine."

  She smiled provokingly.

  "Oh, I am, am I? Want to bet?"

  "That'd be silly too."

  "Oh, it would, would it? Well, I'll just bet you'll marry somebody inside of a year."

  Anthony bounced the tennis-ball very hard. This was one of his handsome days, she thought; a sort of intensity had displaced the melancholy in his dark eyes.

  "Geraldine," he said, at length, "in the first place I have no one I want to marry; in the second place I haven't enough money to support two people; in the third place I am entirely opposed to marriage for people of my type; in the fourth place I have a strong distaste for even the abstract consideration of it."

  But Geraldine only narrowed her eyes knowingly, made her clicking sound, and said she must be going. It was late.

  "Call me up soon," she reminded him as he kissed her good-by, "you haven't for three weeks, you know."

  "I will," he promised fervently.

  He shut the door and coming back into the room stood for a moment lost in thought with the tennis-ball still clasped in his hand. There was one of his lonelinesses coming, one of those times when he walked the streets or sat, aimless and depressed, biting a pencil at his desk. It was a self-absorption with no comfort, a demand for expression with no outlet, a sense of time rushing by, ceaselessly and wastefully--assuaged only by that conviction that there was nothing to waste, because all efforts and attainments were equally valueless.

  He thought with emotion--aloud, ejaculative, for he was hurt and confused.

  "No idea of getting married, by God!"

  Of a sudden he hurled the tennis-ball violently across the room, where it barely missed the lamp, and, rebounding here and there for a moment, lay still upon the floor.

  Signlight and Moonlight

  For her dinner Gloria had taken a table in the Cascades at the Biltmore, and when the men met in the hall outside a little after eight, "that person Bloeckman" was the target of six masculine eyes. He was a stoutening, ruddy Jew of about thirty-five, with an expressive face under smooth sandy hair--and, no doubt, in most business gatherings his personality would have been considered ingratiating. He sauntered up to the three younger men, who stood in a group smoking as they waited for their hostess, and introduced himself with a little too evident assurance--nevertheless it is to be doubted whether he received the intended impression of faint and ironic chill: there was no hint of understanding in his manner.

  "You related to Adam J. Patch?" he inquired of Anthony, emitting two slender strings of smoke from nostrils overwide.

  Anthony admitted it with the ghost of a smile.

  "He's a fine man," pronounced Bloeckman profoundly. "He's a fine example of an American."

  "Yes," agreed Anthony, "he certainly is."

  --I detest these underdone men, he thought coldly. Boiled looking ! Ought to be shoved back in the oven; just one more minute would do it.

  Bloeckman squinted at his watch.

  "Time these girls were showing up..."

  --Anthony waited breathlessly; it came----

  "...but then," with a widening smile, "you know how women are."

  The three young men nodded; Bloeckman looked casually about him, his eyes resting critically on the ceiling and then passing lower. His expression combined that of a Middle-Western farmer appraising his wheat-crop and that of an actor wondering whether he is observed--the public manner of all good Americans. As he finished his survey he turned back quickly to the reticent trio, determined to strike to their very heart and core.

  "You college men? ... Harvard, eh. I see the Princeton boys beat you fellows in hockey."

  Unfortunate man. He had drawn another blank. They had been three years out and heeded only the big football games. Whether, after the failure of this sally, Mr. Bloeckman would have perceived himself to be in a cynical atmosphere is problematical, for--

  Gloria arrived. Muriel arrived. Rachael arrived. After a hurried "Hello, people!" uttered by Gloria and echoed by the other two, the three swept by into the dressing-room.

  A moment later Muriel appeared in a state of elaborate undress and crept toward them. She was in her element: her ebony hair was slicked straight back on her head; her eyes were artificially darkened; she reeked of insistent perfume. She was got up to the best of her ability as a siren, more popularly a "vamp"--a picker up and thrower away of men, an unscrupulous and fundamentally unmoved toyer with affections. Something in the exhaustiveness of her attempt fascinated Maury at first sight--a woman with wide hips affecting a pantherlike litheness! As they waited the extra three minutes for Gloria, and, by polite assumption, for Rachael, he was unable to take his eyes from her. She would turn her head away, lowering her eyelashes and biting her nether lip in an amazing exhibition of coyness. She would rest her hands on her hips and sway from side to side in tune to the music, saying:

  "Did you ever hear such perfect ragtime? I just can't make my shoulders behave when I hear that."

  Mr. Bloeckman clapped his hands gallantly.

  "You ought to be on the stage."

  "I'd like to be!" cried Muriel; "will you back me?"

  "I sure will."

  With becoming modesty Muriel ceased her motions and turned to Maury, asking what he had "seen" this year. He interpreted this as referring to the dramatic world, and they had a gay and exhilarating exchange of titles, after this manner:

  MURIEL: Have you seen "Peg o' My Heart"?

  MAURY: No, I haven't.

  MURIEL: (Eagerly) It's wonderful! You want to see it.

  MAURY: Have you seen "Omar, the Tentmaker"?

  MURIEL: No, but I hear it's wonderful. I'm very anxious to see it. Have you seen "Fair and Warmer"?

  MAURY: (Hopefully) Yes.

  MURIEL: I don't think it's very good. It's trashy.

  MAURY: (Faintly) Yes, that's true.

  MURIEL: But I went to "Within the Law" last night and I thought it was fine. Have you seen "The Little Cafe"? ...

  This continued until they ran out of plays. Dick, meanwhile, turned to Mr. Bloeckman, determined to extract what gold he could from this unpromising load.

  "I hear all the new novels are sold to the moving pictures as soon as they come out."

  "That's true. Of course the main thing in a moving picture is a strong story."

  "Yes, I suppose so."

  "So many novels are all full of talk and psychology. Of course those aren't as valuable to us. It's impossible to make much of that intere
sting on the screen."

  "You want plots first," said Richard brilliantly.

  "Of course. Plots first--" He paused, shifted his gaze. His pause spread, included the others with all the authority of a warning finger. Gloria followed by Rachael was coming out of the dressing-room.

  Among other things it developed during dinner that Joseph Bloeckman never danced, but spent the music time watching the others with the bored tolerance of an elder among children. He was a dignified man and a proud one. Born in Munich he had begun his American career as a peanut vender with a travelling circus. At eighteen he was a side-show bally-hoo; later, the manager of the side-show, and, soon after, the proprietor of a second-class vaudeville house. Just when the moving picture had passed out of the stage of a curiosity and become a promising industry he was an ambitious young man of twenty-six with some money to invest, nagging financial ambitions and a good working knowledge of the popular show business. That had been nine years before. The moving-picture industry had borne him up with it where it threw off dozens of men with more financial ability, more imagination, and more practical ideas ... and now he sat here and contemplated the immortal Gloria for whom young Stuart Holcome had gone from New York to Pasadena--watched her, and knew that presently she would cease dancing and come back to sit on his left hand.

  He hoped she would hurry. The oysters had been standing some minutes.

  Meanwhile Anthony, who had been placed on Gloria's left hand, was dancing with her, always in a certain fourth of the floor. This, had there been stags, would have been a delicate tribute to the girl, meaning "Damn you, don't cut in!" It was very consciously intimate.

  "Well," he began, looking down at her, "you look mighty sweet to-night."

  She met his eyes over the horizontal half foot that separated them.

  "Thank you--Anthony."

  "In fact you're uncomfortably beautiful," he added. There was no smile this time.