Spies: 7 Short Stories

by Michael D. Britton

  Carrying it out of the stall, he glanced into Jeppsen’s stall. The red goo had been evacuated. He stepped in and flushed the remaining stickiness from the sides of the bowl.

  Then the janitorial door opened and Bench returned. “It’s ready,” he said.

  “Nice job with the chemical spill and the PA thing. You actually convinced him.”

  “That’s what I’m paid for. You ready?”

  Gary stepped into the janitor’s closet and followed Bench back to the operations room.

  He carefully placed his own crap into a clear tank beside the Mover. He sealed the vat and entered a code. The sound of vacuum suction accompanied the sudden disappearance of the crap. Moments later, a green light appeared on the display.

  He hit a red button, and the bucket-o-Jeppsen became translucent, shimmered, then disappeared.

  “Where’d you send him?” asked Gary.

  “I set it for an asteroid in the Belt. Nobody will ever find the evidence. And according to this telemetry, it worked. The Mover can now send matter millions of kilometers in an instant.”

  “Good. I never doubted it would.”

  Gary stepped into the Mover and entered a new set of coordinates.

  New Tokyo, Mars.

  “You realize no living human has ever transported more than one hundred kilometers,” said Bench.

  “We’ve run the tests ten thousand times,” Gary said. “It’ll be fine. All we’ve needed is the energy source, and now we’ve got it. Besides, have you ever heard of a better getaway?”

  “Good luck, Mr. Shamus. And enjoy your retirement.”

  Bench pressed the red button, and Gary closed his eyes, awaiting the strange sensation of chem-teleportation.

  While his eyes remained shut, Bench quickly keyed in a new destination.

  “Oh, by the way, Mr. Shamus. You should know – operatives such as yourself never really retire – they just get flushed.”

  “What?” asked Gary, as he began to shimmer and fade away. “Where are you sending meeeeeeeeee?”

  He disappeared before Bench could respond.

  The answer Gary never heard was that he was being flushed away to the outer reaches of the solar system.

  Uranus.

  THE END

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  ASSASSINWARE

  (a sample from the popular techno-thriller novel)

  PROLOGUE

  Scott Faraday was not used to this.

  He’d spent his career with the CIA – and before that, with the Navy – as a nameless, faceless cog in a wheel.

  Just doing his job.

  Doing it remarkably well, but doing it under the shadow of anonymity.

  Yet here he was, going public. Well, sort of.

  Maxine Miller had first approached him at his favorite D.C. internet café, eBrew - at the time, he was surprised that such an attractive woman would be interested in him. She sat down close enough to him that he could smell her flowery perfume and feel the warmth of her body. But after a few minutes of conversation, it became clear that all she was after was his story. Once his emerging ego was quickly put back in its humble place, he agreed to the interview, on the condition that his identity would remain undisclosed. And that it take place in a location with fewer people around.

  Now he sat in a neighborhood park near his Ingleside apartment with the Newsweek reporter – a petite blonde he’d once hoped was picking up on him – trying his best to do justice to one of the biggest cybercrime stories of the decade. Under his black leather jacket, his left arm was in a sling. In his right hand, he held a bottle of water. As usual, he needed a shave.

  “Tell me about your partner, Simon Jakes,” she said, brushing a strand of sunshine-colored hair behind her ear and poising her well-manicured fingertips over her laptop keyboard that sat atop her tight skirt. A small digital recorder sat on the bench between them, the bright morning sun, low in the sky, reflecting off its shiny surface.

  Faraday sighed, and a puff of water vapor floated out of his mouth in the cool late-September air. “What do you want to know? I mean, Jakes was – he – he was a great agent and a good friend. He had a real sense of humor, you know, the kind of guy who everybody liked. And he knew how to motivate people – a persuasive guy.”

  “What about his death?”

  Faraday shook his head, looking down at the gravel walk, still covered in a thin veneer of frost. “It all went down so very quickly.”

  Maxine gently placed her hand on his forearm. “Just let the words come, Scott,” she said, her big, dark eyes looking surprisingly empathetic, for a reporter. “Don’t worry about how it sounds. I’m a writer – I’ll make it flow just fine once it’s in print. It may be hard to talk about your friend’s death, but this story will have much more impact if you can explain how everything occurred. So, just relax, and tell me all about it.”

  Faraday took a sip from his water bottle, then began to paint the picture. “We were in the closing action of a very long-term operation. I was running the op out of headquarters in Langley. It all came down to this – it was time to make the bust. We had a team in the field, ready to shut down a big ring of Seattle-based corporate data black-marketers . . . ”

  #

  Scott Faraday sat at the helm of the CIA’s counter-cybercrime operation team in a black leather high-back office chair, surrounded by an array of at least two dozen flat screen computer monitors ranging in size from twenty inches to forty-six inches, all displaying full-color images and data streams.

  The lighting in the room was subdued – most of the illumination coming from the bank of screens and the blue-glowing control panels. The smell of hot dust from the heavy-duty computer network mingled with stale coffee and a leftover pizza from a long night of surveillance.

  Faraday wore an earpiece-microphone and his strong hands flew over the smooth-surface keyboard as he relayed commands to the S.W.A.T. team on the ground, thousands of miles away in Seattle.

  He moved his right hand to a delicate joystick device that he used to maneuver a remote camera and zoom in the image.

  His team was closing in on the hideout of a group of heavy players in a ring of thieves stealing sensitive corporate data and selling it to the highest bidder. These were the guys who ran the actual auction site – shutting down these punks would put a serious dent in business.

  Simon Jakes, Faraday’s partner, was closing in on them from the electronic side while Faraday directed the ground team.

  Suddenly, Jakes erupted in anguish.

  #

  Faraday stopped telling the story and sunk into silence.

  “What happened?” asked Maxine. “How’d he die?”

  To Faraday, she seemed poised on the edge of her seat like a salivating hound waiting for its master to release a dangling steak.

  “I can’t tell you.”

  “You don’t know?”

  “No, I am not at liberty to say. The information is classified.”

  “Come on, Agent Faraday,” her voice was hardening, a contrast to the soft coaxing voice of a few minutes ago. “This is the centerpiece of the story. There are rumors that Jakes was killed by his computer. Is this true?”

  “I can’t comment on that. Do you want the rest of the story, or not?”

  “All right,” she said, sounding a little exasperated – like a man who’s been asked to stop and talk about his feelings right before intercourse. “What happened after Jakes died? How did you catch the perpetrators? And why does the incident report show that you were alone when you brought them in – no backup?”

  “There was no time - ” Faraday started.

  “So the claims that your apprehension of the Seattle Six was motivated by vigilantism are false?”

  “Completely unfounded,” said Faraday, his face stern. A jogger passed by and he shifted in his seat before continuing. “It took me a while, but using a data tracking tech
nique I designed, the doors started opening in my investigation, and I was chasing down leads as fast as I could run - the rest of the Agency couldn’t even keep up. In the end, it was just me and the six of them. And in the end, justice was served. So why the fabricated controversy?”

  Maxine raised her eyebrows, then brushed aside the hair that was tickling her forehead. “I didn’t make up the accusations, Mr. Faraday, I’m just telling you what I’ve heard over the past two weeks since the arrests. You are free to refute the claims, as you just did. But I believe the people have a right to know.”

  “To know what? That I took down six scumbags who got what they had coming? Besides, I went easy on them – that is, I followed procedure to the letter, with the exception of having backup. Nobody died. It was a clean bust.”

  “But you put all six of them in the hospital – one of them in critical condition.”

  “We all checked in that day,” said Faraday, lifting his injured arm slightly and wincing. “I took a bullet, too, you know.”

  “I am aware of that.”

  Faraday watched her tap a few words into her laptop. “Well, if there’s nothing else, I’d like to call it a day,” he said, standing up.

  “Actually, I really would like to know more about Jakes’ death. Can you at least tell me if you feel it was preventable? Given what you know now, what would you have done differently?”

  “I don’t want to talk about this anymore. Just take what you’ve got and write your story.”

  She didn’t budge. “The people have a right to know.”

  “Do they?” Faraday said quickly, his voice rising. “Why? For the same reason they like to slow down and stare at traffic accidents?”

  “I’ll ask again - was it preventable? What would you have done differently?”

  “Of course it was preventable! What would I have done differently? I’d have had better software.”

  Faraday pushed himself up from the bench with his good arm and walked away without looking back.

  As he walked briskly toward the rising sun between trees that were starting to lose their leaves, his mind revisited the part of the story he could not – would not - reveal to the reporter . . .

  #

  Suddenly, Jakes erupted in anguish.

  “Scott, something’s happening – I – I – my hand, it’s – arrrrrrrggghhhhhhh!”

  At the blood-curdling scream, Faraday spun around in his chair and watched as his partner of two years stood up at his desk then fell to his knees beside his own office chair, his right hand held in front of his shocked face like a monstrous, bubbling boiling claw dripping blood from the pores.

  Everyone in the office jumped into action and swarmed around the floundering Jakes as he collapsed onto his back and started to go into convulsions. Two men tried to hold him down as a man and two women gripped his arm to hold his shaking hand still and try to figure out what was happening to the veteran agent.

  Moments later, Jakes’ quivering body ceased its tormented throes, and he lay stiffly on the floor, his eyes wide open, staring the cold gaze of the dead, a trickle of bile oozing from the corner of his slightly open mouth.

  It had happened that fast.

  One moment, his partner and friend Simon was working at his computer, trying to infiltrate a black market website – the next he was in unspeakable pain as his life was drained out of him like a high speed download.

  The scuffle of action and sudden death of Jakes distracted Faraday from the operation at a crucial juncture, and the mission fell apart. The ground location turned out to be a dummy – a shell system run as a decoy to throw off the authorities. It blew up in a fiery blast as the S.W.A.T. team entered, killing half the squad.

  Faraday would’ve caught it in time if he’d not been torn away from the computer screens at the last moment.

  More blood on his hands.

  Now everyone in the room scrambled to try to deal with the new situation at hand as the ground team struggled to regroup and figure out where to go next.

  Everyone except Faraday, who just stared at Simon.

  As he stood over his dead friend, he was shaken, but determined to get to the bottom of it – to make someone pay.

  He was still composed enough to examine the mouse on Jakes’ desk. The black hunk of polymer had mostly melted away, corroding the edge of the keyboard along with it. Faraday scraped a small sample into a clean teaspoon from Jakes’ top drawer, and ran it downstairs to the lab as fast as he could.

  An hour later, Jakes was being wheeled out of the building on a gurney, zipped into a dull black bag. Faraday watched bitterly from the front steps as his friend disappeared into an Agency meat wagon.

  Someone tapped him on the shoulder, making him jump.

  “What?”

  “Agent Faraday – I thought you’d want to know right away,” said the lab technician, a bespectacled, thin-haired man in stereotypical white coat who stood about a half a foot shorter than Faraday’s six foot two. “The substance you brought us – it was a toxic morphogenic compound – highly corrosive, deadly poisonous when absorbed through the skin.”

  “How did it get inside this building?”

  “Uh, that’s the thing. It didn’t, exactly. It came in through the internet.”

  “What?”

  “Like I said, it’s morphogenic. It was sent in as a data stream – a program with instructions to use nanochem to literally transform the polymers in the mouse into the substance that killed your partner. It was a targeted kill.”

  “Assassinware,” Faraday said under his breath.

  #

  Faraday shook himself from the memory. He’d walked out of the park and all the way back to his apartment without even noticing how much ground he’d put between himself and the reporter. As he unlocked his door, he angrily muttered once more the words with which he’d left Maxine Miller: better software.

  CHAPTER 1

  Scott Faraday sat at the sidewalk tables outside eBrew under foreboding gray skies, sheltered by a red-and-white striped umbrella, sipping a fake chocolate diet shake through a straw while he checked his email. He scratched at his stubbly chin – maybe he should’ve shaved today – then ran his hand through his thick dark hair.

  He braced himself against the chilly air. November in Washington D.C. had a way of creeping up on you like a predator. Still, he’d rather be out here alone and chilly than inside with all those . . . people.

  It had been over a year since he’d sat at this café with his old partner, the late Simon Jakes. Since then, he’d caught the programmer behind his death and closed Jakes’ final case, using his own software solution (and a daring single-handed, guns-blazing take-down) to shut down the cybercrime gang that was selling corporate secrets to the highest online bidder. It felt good to finally put them behind bars.

  Not that it would bring back Jakes.

  Now Faraday had become accustomed to working alone, having turned down the opportunity to work with three different partners. He and Jakes had been a good team, and good friends. But Faraday liked how it was now – only responsible for himself and for cleaning up the world one cybercriminal at a time.

  The diet shake he sipped at tasted like carob-infused cardboard, but at least it might help keep the weight off. He’d gained thirty pounds after he’d started at the CIA nine years ago, and managed to lose twenty of them in the last six months, just by drinking the disgusting shakes.

  The wind was starting to pick up, whipping at the ends of the umbrella and scattering abandoned copies of the Washington Post across the sidewalk and into the gutter. Faraday could smell the rain in the air. He glanced up at the darkening canopy and zipped up his black leather jacket.

  Might as well go inside, since the wireless signal out here is nowhere near as good as advertised.

  He slapped his laptop closed, dumped the remains of his nasty chalky shake in the tall wire waste basket by the door, and stepped into the
bustling café.

  The smell of fresh ground coffee and baked goods permeated the too-warm air, making his stomach grumble with hunger. Faraday squeezed past a half dozen crowded tables to find an empty seat at the end of the counter. He opened up his laptop and finished looking at his email, then opened an encrypted connection and administered the comments section of his blog, Cybercrime Memoirs.

  Usually it was a simple matter of making sure the comments left behind by readers were not extremely offensive or divulging of national secrets. Click, click, click and done.

  Not today.

  One comment caught Faraday’s eye – from someone with the username NonCredit Romeo.

  There are many ways to kill a man. As many ways as there are pixels on your screen. Watch and learn, Faraday. Look to Turtle Bay for six new ways today.

  Faraday received the odd threatening or psycho-sounding comment every few weeks – usually from those tinfoil hat types who hate any and all government agencies. He was about to delete it when his cell vibrated at his side. He tapped the button on his earpiece to pick up.

  “Faraday, go.”

  “Graham, here. Get your butt in here, Scott. We’ve got six dead U.N. diplomats.”

  Faraday glanced at his screen, at the words of NonCredit Romeo.

  “Did you say six?”

  “Yes, six. And it’s definitely your department – they died sitting at their computers. Just get in here and I’ll brief you.”

  A soft tone sequence indicated Graham had hung up.

  Faraday moved his cursor away from the delete button on screen and logged out, closed his laptop, shoved his way to the front door and burst out onto the street.

  He hopped into a cab that whisked him along the George Washington Memorial Parkway, past mostly-naked trees to the Langley headquarters of the Central Intelligence Agency. The rain was just starting to fall as he ducked into the main lobby, then took the stairs to the fourth floor (part of his weight loss program). He passed his ID across a reader at the door to the Directorate of Science and Technology. The guard verified his photo and asked him to place his hand on a scanner, it pinged with a green light and he stepped inside.