by James Veitch
From: James Veitch
To: Mary Gary
Subject: Confidentiality Date: January 8 4:20 pm
This is fantastic. And I was also thinking that we should increase mine a bit too. Can we agree 40% for you, 65% for me and 20% to charity. Would that be ok?
From: Mary Gary
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: Confidentiality Date: January 8 5:15 pm
There is no problem my dear, am really worried about the consignment because of the much delay.
From: James Veitch
To: Mary Gary
Subject: Charley Date: January 8 5:48 pm
If poss, I’d like to give my friend Charley one-fifth; he did Ancient Greek at uni. Might come in handy with translating the Graphic Art.
From: Mary Gary
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: Charley Date: January 9 12:38 pm
Who is your friend you talk about and do you trust him?
From: James Veitch
To: Mary Gary
Subject: Final breakdown Date: January 9 7:36 pm
FINAL BREAKDOWN
MARY: 40%
JAMES: 70%
CHARITY: 20%
CHARLEY: 1/5th
JAMES: 20%
and a further 35% for Gary?
From: Mary Gary
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: Final breakdown Date: January 9 8:03 pm
You have put your compensation two times.
From: James Veitch
To: Mary Gary
Subject: Re: Final breakdown Date: January 9 9:34 pm
Damn, you’re good.
From: Mary Gary
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: Final breakdown Date: January 10 8:13 pm
THe trunks are waiting for your payment. Do not delay.
From: James Veitch
To: Mary Gary
Subject: Question Date: January 11 4:19 pm
Do we know what’s in them yet?
From: Mary Gary
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: Question Date: January 12 2:59 pm
Do you think am kidding
From: James Veitch
To: Mary Gary
Subject: Re: Question Date: January 12 3:00 pm
Do not think you’re kidding.
Unless you are. Are you kidding?
Safety First
From: Tom Beedham
To: James Veitch
Subject: Reply ASAP……………… Tom Beedham Date: November 14 4:57 pm
Sorry for any inconveniences, but I’m in a terrible situation. I came down here to Manila, Philippines. Last night I was robbed at gunpoint, my wallet and other valuables were stolen off me, leaving only my passport and life safe. My luggage is still in custody of the hotel management pending when I make payment on outstanding bills.
I need you to help me with a loan I will reimburse you soon as I get back Home.
All hopes on you.
Tom Beedham
From: James Veitch
To: Tom Beedham
Subject: Re: Reply ASAP……………… Tom Beedham Date: November 14 6:43 pm
Again??!! Noooo problem, Tom. What do you need this time?
From: Tom Beedham
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: Reply ASAP……………… Tom Beedham Date: November 14 6:53 pm
Glad you replied. As soon as i get back home tomorrow i will definitely refund the money. All i need is £2,150 sent through western union to my information below.
Receivers Name: Tom Beedham
Location: Vicente Cruz Street 908, Espana, Near 7-Eleven
Manila City, 1000, Metro Manila
As soon as it is done, kindly get back to me with the western union confirmation number
From: James Veitch
To: Tom Beedham
Subject: Re: Reply ASAP……………… Tom Beedham Date: November 14 6:56 pm
Wow. That is a lot of money. Let me see what I can pull together. We may have to unplug Granny but I reckon it’s doable :)
From: Tom Beedham
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: Reply ASAP……………… Tom Beedham Date: November 14 7:27 pm
OK, Kindly go to the nearest Western Union Shop as soon as it is open tomorrow.
Keep me posted.
From: James Veitch
To: Tom Beedham
Subject: Re: Reply ASAP……………… Tom Beedham Date: November 15 9:25 am
Hey Buddy,
Just woke up. Had an awful nightmare about your gun mugging. I’m a bit nervous about sending this much money abroad. Can I just send it straight to your hotel?
From: Tom Beedham
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: Reply ASAP……………… Tom Beedham Date: November 15 9:43 am
Hi,
The Hotel Management does not allow payment online only cash in person. Kindly send via western union to my name and send me the Money Transfer Control Number from western union(MTCN)#
Kindly do this and email me the transfer code ASAP.
From: James Veitch
To: Tom Beedham
Subject: Re: Reply ASAP……………… Tom Beedham Date: November 15 10:30 am
Boom! I sent the money and they gave me that confirmation MTCN number you were on about.
From: Tom Beedham
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: Reply ASAP……………… Tom Beedham Date: November 15 10:32 am
Send me the number please so I can pick up the money.
From: James Veitch
To: Tom Beedham
Subject: Re: Reply ASAP……………… Tom Beedham Date: November 15 10:40 am
Is it ok if I send the number to you in bits? It’s a lot of money and I heard from a friend that emails can sometimes get hacked! Though, to be frank, that sounds far-fetched.
From: Tom Beedham
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: Reply ASAP……………… Tom Beedham Date: November 15 10:40 am
Yes. Send in bits. Please quick.
From: James Veitch
To: Tom Beedham
Subject: Re: Reply ASAP……………… Tom Beedham Date: November 15 10:43 am
Ok, I’m really glad you agree about that. Incidentally, Lucy has had a baby. Can you believe it?! When did you guys break up again? Anyway, don’t worry about that now. The first digit of the MTCN number to collect your cash is “1.”
Reply back for the next bit. The baby has curly hair. Just like you.
From: Tom Beedham
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: Reply ASAP……………… Tom Beedham Date: November 15 10:43 am
Send the number as whole number. This takes too long.
From: James Veitch
To: Tom Beedham
Subject: Re: Reply ASAP……………… Tom Beedham Date: November 15 10:46 am
No, no no, we can’t have this money going astray. Better safe than sorry. To be honest, that’s a good rule of thumb generally. Re: Lucy, let me know if you need me to do a cheek swab.
Are you ready for the second number?
From: Tom Beedham
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: Reply ASAP……………… Tom Beedham Date: November 15 10:49 am
Yes please send more numbers though
From: James Veitch
To: Tom Beedham
Subject: Re: Reply ASAP……………… Tom Beedham Date: November 15 11:05 am
Ok, I’ll send two numbers this time to speed things up.
The next part is “23.”
From: Tom Beedham
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: Reply ASAP……………… Tom Beedham Date: November 15 11:08 am
How many numbers altogether?
From: James Veitch
To: Tom Beedham
Subject: Re: Reply ASAP……………… Tom Beedham Date: November 15 11:09 am
32
From: James Veitch
To: Tom Beedham
Subject: Re: Reply ASAP……………… Tom Beedham Date: November 15 11:14 am
Tom?
From: Tom Beedham
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: Reply ASAP……………… Tom Beedham Date: November 15 11:16 am
Please give more numbers.
From: James Veitch
To: Tom Beedham
Subject: Re: Reply ASAP……………… Tom Beedham Date: November 15 11:35 am
No can do. Security, Tom.
Are you ready for the fourth digit in the sequence?
From: Tom Beedham
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: Reply ASAP……………… Tom Beedham Date: November 15 11:40 am
Yes. I am ready.
From: James Veitch
To: Tom Beedham
Subject: Re: Reply ASAP……………… Tom Beedham Date: November 15 12:03 pm
Ok, but just so I know it’s still you, can you repeat back to me the numbers I’ve given you so far.
From: Tom Beedham
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: Reply ASAP……………… Tom Beedham Date: November 15 12:12 pm
You have given me 123
From: James Veitch
To: Tom Beedham
Subject: Re: Reply ASAP……………… Tom Beedham Date: November 15 12:13 pm
CORRECT!
Ok. The next number is “4.”
From: Tom Beedham
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: Reply ASAP……………… Tom Beedham Date: November 15 12:13 pm
Goodbye
From: James Veitch
To: Tom Beedham
Subject: Re: Reply ASAP……………… Tom Beedham Date: November 15 12:15 pm
Ok. Let me know when you’re ready for the other 28.
Devil Wife
From: John Kelly
To: James Veitch
Subject: John Kelly Date: July 4 12:15 pm
I need your help.
From: James Veitch
To: John Kelly
Subject: Re: John Kelly Date: July 4 8:24 pm
John! Why? Who are you?
From: John Kelly
To: James Veitch
Subject: Dear friend Date: July 4 10:29 pm
Dear friend,
My name is John Kelly. I am 59 years old man.
I am in a hospital in Dubai. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next six months due to my cancer problem (cancer of the lever)
I am giving my money away because of my health condition and the fact that my second wife is a terrifying woman to deal with, marrying her was the only mistake I made in my life.
She’s currently managing my company here, but, I know what she’s capable of, she has sold her soul to the devil and I do not want her to come near my money.
Regards, John Kelly
From: James Veitch
To: John Kelly
Subject: Re: Dear friend Date: July 4 10:32 pm
John,
I’m so sorry to hear of this. Cancer of the lever can be deadly.
Your second wife sounds awful. How did she sell her soul to the devil?
Are you sure it’s your lever and not your second wife poisoning you? Make sure you check your food before you eat it.
James
From: John Kelly
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: Dear friend Date: July 5 7:04 am
Dear. James Veitch,
I am delighted to read your email. I must trust in you base on the information from you. My wife is a very wicked woman who want me death so that she can inherit my wealth. I am praying to God to extend my life.
John Kelly
From: James Veitch
To: John Kelly
Subject: Idea! Date: July 5 1:55 pm
John,
I had an idea while I was in the bath this morning. When you sit down to dinner, say “look over there” or something and when she’s looking the other direction, switch plates with her. That way if she’s poisoned your food, she’ll be eating it.
James Veitch
From: John Kelly
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: Idea! Date: July 5 4:25 pm
I feel sad when ever I talk about her. I need you sincere assistant to help me to move and invest the sum of nine million dollars.
Our business discussion must remain strictly confidential and my wife can never know about it.
From: James Veitch
To: John Kelly
Subject: Update Date: July 6 11:51 am
John,
Forget what I said before. Don’t do the plate switcheroo. She’s crafty. She might have anticipated the plate switching and already switched them. So don’t switch the plates.
James Veitch
From: John Kelly
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: Update Date: July 6 1:09 pm
Dear James Veitch,
Thank you for your kind advice. But I will also wish to remind you that I can only allow for 10 minutes by the doctor to check my email.
The funds are currently deposited with a private security company, your duty is to contact the company as my representative, arrange with them and finalize the funds into your account.
John Kelly
From: James Veitch
To: John Kelly
Subject: Ignore last email Date: July 7 11:25 am
I’ve had another bath and I think you should switch the plates. Hear me out: I think that she will have anticipated our anticipation and will give you the poison. Of course, it’s quite possible that she might anticipate this though. Basically, I’m confused.
From: John Kelly
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: Ignore last email Date: July 7 12:19 pm
James Veitch you must inform me your readiness to allow me introduce you officially to the company as my financial investment representative
I wait for your approval
From: James Veitch
To: John Kelly
Subject: Re: Ignore last email Date: July 7 11:24 pm
Of course, happy to help. Let me know the deets.
Meanwhile, my wife has been acting very strangely the last few months. I’m concerned she might be wanting me death too. It could be she’s annoyed at the number of baths I’ve been taking. What are your top ten signs that your wife has become evil and wants your wealth?
From: John Kelly
To: James Veitch
Subject: Surgery Date: July 8 10:38 am
James Veitch, I am going on a cancer surgery operation today.
Contact my lawyer with [email protected] Tell him that I have willed 9.2M to you for the good work of the God, There might be a small processing fee
From: James Veitch
To: Libberty Law
Subject: (no subject) Date: July 8 12:15 pm
Dear Libberty Law,
John’s having the op’ today. Just in case things go pear-shaped, he’s willed 9.2M to me to spend “as frivolously as possible.”
Can you get in touch and let me know how I can best receive the money? I’ve run up a sizable water bill that I need to pay off asap.
All best, James
From: Libberty Law
To: James Veitch
Subject: Our Ref: L1311C/07 Date: July 8 10:11 pm
LibbertyLaw Chambers,
Sr. Corporate Legal Services
Malvern Terrace
London, UK
RE: BENEFICIARY FOR MR. JOHN KELLY ESTATE
Our client Mr.John Kelly has asked that we provide legal services on your behalf as his beneficiary in respect of funds ($9.2 Million)
We will require your personal information to prepare the required documents
Please send to this office the following details:
FULL NAMES, CONTACT ADDRESS, OCCUPATION, MONTHLY SALARY/INCOME, MARITAL STA
TUS, TEL/FAX NO, MOBILE PHONE NO.
I await your reply.
Regards, Barr.Libberty Moore
For: Libberty Chambers & Co
From: James Veitch
To: Libberty Law
Subject: Re: Our Ref: L1311C/07 Date: July 9 10:16 am
Dear Libberty Law,
YES. I am to be the beneficiary for John’s estate.
Here are the details you asked for:
FULL NAMES: Alastair James Veitch
OCCUPATION: Hedge Fund Manager
MONTHLY SALARY/INCOME: ~ £40K
MOBILE PHONE NO: I don’t trust the damn things.
How can I get this money? I’m so anxious to get a hold of it I might just do something rash.
James
From: Libberty Law
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: Our Ref: L1311C/07 Date: July 10 7:59 am
RE: BENEFICIARY FOR MR. JOHN KELLY ESTATE
Dear James Veitch,
We could not respond to your email yesterday because of the news of John Kelly’s death that reached us yesterday from Dubai Mortality and Death Records Agency.
John Kelly passed out in the early hours of yesterday and his remains have been deposited in a mortuary and will be burried on the Monday next week in Dubai.
Get back to me so that I can instruct you on how you can send the 900 USD to the court, for them to issue you the above required documents for submission to the ING Bank for the release of the funds to you. The bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that gives.
Barr.Libberty Moore
From: James Veitch
To: Libberty Law
Subject: Re: Our Ref: L1311C/07 Date: July 10 9:55 pm
Dear Libberty Moore,
I am so sorry to hear that John Kelly has passed out. Do you mind my asking whether it was peaceful? It seems like I was talking to him only yesterday.
It’s a shocking and entirely unexpected development. Begin with the wife. If you ask me there’s something not quite right about her.
