by James Veitch
Meanwhile, I’m ready to receive the $9.2 million. I am so happy to do this. I am reminded of Psalms 13: 3–4 where the Lord says: “bring unto me the nine point two million in non sequential bills.”
Please begin the transfer as soon as possible as I’m a bit impecunious just this minute.
James
From: Libberty Law
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: Our Ref: L1311C/07 Date: July 11 8:08 am
RE: BENEFICIARY FOR MR. JOHN KELLY ESTATE
Dear James Veitch,
He died of complications resulting from the operation. May his gentle soul rest in peace.
You can send the payment for them to release of the funds to you.
From: James Veitch
To: Libberty Law
Subject: Re: Our Ref: L1311C/07 Date: July 11 6:21 pm
This must be hitting you hard then. How are you holding up?
I’ve been thinking it over and I couldn’t, in all honesty, accept this money without knowing a bit more about John Kelly. Where is his funeral going to take place? I’m thinking of going.
J
From: Libberty Law
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: Our Ref: L1311C/07 Date: July 12 2:17 pm
RE: BENEFICIARY FOR MR. JOHN KELLY ESTATE
We categorically stated that his remains would be buried on Monday in Dubai, which is today.
Thank you very much for your concern about my personal well being and how are you and your family doing? I hope great? May John Kelly’s gentle soul rest in peace.
Yes, of a truth, his death is hitting me hard, and I am being able to hold up because of the actualization of his dreams that is near completion due to your kindness to assist him.
From: James Veitch
To: Libberty Law
Subject: Re: Our Ref: L1311C/07 Date: July 12 11:45 pm
Thank you and I’m sorry for missing that. I think I was in a state of shock when I read the email. Can you tell me a bit more about Dr. John Kelly—his life, his loves? Where were you when you found out about his passing out?
From: Libberty Law
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: Our Ref: L1311C/07 Date: July 13 9:19 pm
RE: BENEFICIARY FOR MR. JOHN KELLY ESTATE
I knew him very well as I was his company’s lawyer here in the UK when he was operating a super-market and a juice firm before he sold them out and migrated to Dubai and ever since then, I have been his personal lawyer.
Sequel to your second question, I have contacted the court and I was told that the payment of 900 USD can only be effected via the following stipulated and approved mode: International Money Transfer Agency
Once this has been paid the $9.2 million will be released to you.
I await your reply.
Regards, Barr.Libberty Moore
From: James Veitch
To: Libberty Law
Subject: Re: Our Ref: L1311C/07 Date: July 14 5:10 pm
Sorry I haven’t gotten back to you; I’ve been in business meetings. I wanted to tell you about a dream I had last night. You were in it and John was in it, too. We were all there. You had 9.2 million sheaves of corn that you were going to give me if only I gave you a paltry 900 sheaves of corn. I handed you over my sheaves of corn and, sipping his carton of supermarket orange juice, John smiled at us in that sentimental, dewy-eyed way he always did. But when I turned to look for you and your 9.2 million sheaves of corn, you had vanished. I turned back to John but he merely shrugged his shoulders and passed out again. Do you think it means anything? Have you ever had dreams of this nature?
I’ll go to Western Union in a few hours once I hear back from you.
Yours, James
From: Libberty Law
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: Our Ref: L1311C/07 Date: July 15 2:26 pm
RE: BENEFICIARY FOR MR. JOHN KELLY ESTATE
I wish to inform you that dreams often times are reflections of one’s imaginations. Hence, I want to let you know that your dream is a mere reflection. Moreso, everything is in comformity with the laws and regulations of the judicial syetems here in the UK, so you do not have any cause to worry.
I await the payment immediately
Regards,
Barr.Libberty Moore
From: James Veitch
To: Libberty Law
Subject: Re: Our Ref: L1311C/07 Date: July 15 7:55 pm
I hear what you’re saying about dreams. You’re so right. Anyway, as long as it’s in conformity with the syetems then I’m on board.
One thing, though. I live in London you see, so I thought I’d just pop round and give you the $900 in person. Be good to meet up anyway and chew the fat. I stopped by your corporate offices in North London only I couldn’t find an office there. Just a cul de sac. What’s the deal?
All best, James
Sweet Rose
From: Godwin C
To: James Veitch
Subject: iPhone 4S 16GB Factory Unlocked Date: April 4 11:41 pm
hello good day, how are you today? i saw the iPhone you put up for sale and i am interested in it, is it in good condition?
So tell me how much would it go for? You should come down a little bit on the prize,
I realy need this phone for my wife, and i can make payment as soon as possible.
From: James Veitch
To: Godwin C
Subject: Re: iPhone 4S 16GB Factory Unlocked Date: April 5 9:23 am
The prize is £375.
From: Godwin C
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: iPhone 4S 16GB Factory Unlocked Date: April 5 2:10 pm
What matters now is that i told my wife and she like the phone
Ok, now i would like you to send it to my wife abroad she is a nurse and works with unicef, how is the cost of shipping?
God bless.
From: James Veitch
To: Godwin C
Subject: Re: iPhone 4S 16GB Factory Unlocked Date: April 5 8:31 pm
That depends. What country would you like it shipped to?
From: Godwin C
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: iPhone 4S 16GB Factory Unlocked Date: April 6 6:56 am
Sorry for the delay i was at a meeting,, She is currently stationed in akure, ondo state, nigeria… How soon can you do that for me?
From: James Veitch
To: Godwin C
Subject: Re: iPhone 4S 16GB Factory Unlocked Date: April 6 9:48 am
Immediately, my friend. Hope the meeting was ok.
From: Godwin C
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: iPhone 4S 16GB Factory Unlocked Date: April 6 11:55 am
Yes my friend the meeting was fine, thanks alot for asking, so i’ll be expecting to hear from you soon, thank you…
From: James Veitch
To: Godwin C
Subject: Re: iPhone 4S 16GB Factory Unlocked Date: April 6 3:56 pm
No problem. Just wing the PayPal over to this email and I’ll send it out to your wife who is currently stationed in Nigeria.
Bless you.
From: Godwin C
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: iPhone 4S 16GB Factory Unlocked Date: April 6 8:13 pm
My friend i’m still with you ok, i am of to get your money ready ok,
From: James Veitch
To: Godwin C
Subject: Re: iPhone 4S 16GB Factory Unlocked Date: April 6 9:19 pm
Good to know, Godwin. I’m still with you, too. Let’s do lunch. We’ll have shrimp.
From: Paypal
To: James Veitch
Subject: (no subject) Date: April 7 2:28 pm
From: Godwin C
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: iPhone 4S 16GB Factory Unlocked Date: April 7 8:46 pm
My friend good evening, i have processed your paypal* so let me give you the actual address you will be sending it to. The manager of the hotel where my wife stays will receive
it for her…
Name: Mr. Godfrey C
address: akarale road, akure, ondo state, nigeria
thank you and have a wonderful evening.…
From: James Veitch
To: Godwin C
Subject: Re: iPhone 4S 16GB Factory Unlocked Date: April 7 9:20 pm
Godwin, 100% I’m with you on this one. I’m going to get this baby packaged up. Once I’ve done that, I’ll ship it off to Nigeria.
What’s your wife’s name? How did you meet her?
From: Godwin C
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: iPhone 4S 16GB Factory Unlocked Date: April 7 11:49 pm
My wife’s name is Rose, but i fondly call her sweet rose because she is very pretty, i met her in 2008 when i went for my sister wedding ceremony in aberdeen.
From: James Veitch
To: Godwin C
Subject: Re: iPhone 4S 16GB Factory Unlocked Date: April 8 12:30 pm
Aberdeen, Scotland? No WAY!
Godwin, lemme ask you a question. How do you show a girl you like her and are interested without scaring her away? What’s your secret? I bet with Sweet Rose you behaved all nonchalant at first and that made her want you more. What’s the secret, Godwin?
(iPhone is packaged.)
From: Godwin C
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: iPhone 4S 16GB Factory Unlocked Date: April 8 8:11 pm
James every lady likes a man that is bold, and goes directly for what he wants,
Do not worry so much over ladies. You will find a sweet rose of your own.
But you must scan and email me the shipping documents immediately.
From: James Veitch
To: Godwin C
Subject: Re: iPhone 4S 16GB Factory Unlocked Date: April 9 9:02 am
Absolutely. I’m all over this, Godwin. You wouldn’t believe how much I’m looking forward to sending my phone to you. I was thinking about what you said about girls and boldness all night. I think maybe the thing to do is to focus on other things and be independent; not *need* a lover. Then perhaps one will come along when I least expect it.
What’s your favorite Beatles song and why?
From: Godwin C
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: iPhone 4S 16GB Factory Unlocked Date: April 9 11:42 am
Mr. James, realy i am not the type for music as it’s not among my hobbies, i only come across the songs once in a while and i dont pay them attention… When do you intend to make the shipment?
From: James Veitch
To: Godwin C
Subject: Re: iPhone 4S 16GB Factory Unlocked Date: April 9 11:59 am
Hey Godwin,
I packaged it all up yesterday, ready to go. You’re not going to believe this but when I checked on it this morning, I discovered, to my dismay, that I didn’t have an iPhone at all. What I actually had was just an old remote control for the television. God knows how I got it into my head that it was an iPhone 4. Does Sweet Rose need a remote control? If so, I can send it to you anyway.
James
The Sheriff and the Vacuum Cleaner*
From: Darrell K
To: James Veitch
Subject: Date: April 2 2:30 pm
When you see vacuum cleaner around sheriff, it means that hand related to gets stinking drunk.
From: James Veitch
To: Darrell K
Subject: Re: Date: April 2 2:31 pm
Darrell,
It’s poetry, there’s no doubt in my mind. But it needs formatting thus:
When you see vacuum cleaner around sheriff,
it means
that hand related to gets
stinking
drunk.
See? Far more accessible.
Send me some more of your stuff.
James.
Princess Mina
From: Princess Mina
To: James Veitch
Subject: how are you Date: November 13 7:59 pm
hello how are you doing. I saw your email contact when i was searching for a friend in the internet.i will like to be your frined, I am in good health conditions and my body is healthy and no diseases in my body
my name is Princess Mina please i know you might not know me but i have a very important issue to discuss with you and i believe you can handle it
From: James Veitch
To: Princess Mina
Subject: Re: how are you Date: January 9 7:37 pm
I’d love to be frineds with you. Where are you a Princess of?
You’re right, I can handle it.
What is it though?
From: Princess Mina
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: how are you Date: January 10 7:27 am
Hello James,
Thanks for responding to my message and how is weather over there in your country?
I am the only single daughter of my late Father who was Zimbabwe’s main political power broker. My late father was imprisoned by Defense Minister Emmerson Mnangagwa, who is known as “the Crocodile.” My late father is now dead.
Miss Princess Mina
From: James Veitch
To: Princess Mina
Subject: Re: how are you Date: January 10 1:00 pm
Princess Mina,
I’m so sorry to hear about your late father but I’m sure your late father would be proud of you for raising the flag for your father who is late.
I have to tell you, I don’t like the sound of this crocodile one bit. We must fight corruption wherever we find it! For example, I was at the optician’s yesterday and the glasses weren’t too pricey but then they tried to up-sell me on the thin lenses, reflective coating, Pentax anamorphic stuff. I know it’s not quite the same, but I’m just trying to say that I get it, Princess Mina.
Question. Do you ever get tired of living in the palace? What’s your day-to-day like? Do you have servants and a tiger?
Weather is fine.
James
From: Princess Mina
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: how are you Date: January 11 8:44 am
Oh James,
It is my pleasure to hear from you back! Life is hard for me here. My uncle was the one who have made every evil arrangement to kill my father. After my late father died, my uncle called a meeting on how to divert all my fathers investment. My uncle have asked my mother to hand him over all my late father’s property document which include his industry called PAPER MILL INDUSTRY.
From: James Veitch
To: Princess Mina
Subject: Re: how are you Date: January 11 10:33 am
Princess Mina,
This sounds awful. Oddly, I know a guy who was in a similar position and what he did was put a play on in front of his uncle. I know, I know—hear me out. You make the play about your uncle murdering your father. Your uncle will freak out when he sees it!
I’m sorry life is hard. What do you do to unwind? Do you have any pictures of you in royal attire?
P.S. One more thing: you might want to look into your mother’s relationship with your uncle. No reason.
From: Princess Mina
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: how are you Date: January 13 1:06 pm
James, thank you for your words. The only thing i inherit from my father is the money. No one knows the existence of this deposit only the Reverend father and i will plead the man of God to release his personal phone number for me to pass it across to you…
From: James Veitch
To: Princess Mina
Subject: Re: how are you Date: January 16 2:55 pm
You have God’s personal phone number? Question. Is it 0870? I don’t care who he is; that’s a very expensive call. Lots to chew on here. What does PAPER MILL INDUSTRY produce?
From: Princess Mina
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: how are you Date: January 16 5:15 pm
hello dear, the PAPER MILL industry belongs to my late father they produce station
ary and toilet tissue papers but my wicked uncle took over everything after master minding the death of my parents and my brother. I know that he is behind all those calamities that befall on my family.
From: James Veitch
To: Princess Mina
Subject: Re: how are you Date: January 16 6:59 pm
Princess Mina, your story fills me with sadness. Have you tried talking to your uncle? Sometimes that helps. Maybe if you told him how upset you are that he masterminded the deaths of your parents and brother it might clear the air. How is the loo roll business going? Is he doing a good job of running that company?
From: Princess Mina
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: how are you Date: January 16 9:07 pm
my uncle is a very wicked and mean man, everybody fears him whosoever that tries to stop him will pay with his or her life
From: James Veitch
To: Princess Mina
Subject: Re: how are you Date: January 17 1:00 pm
Princess Mina, I would never betray you like your uncle has. But think about it from his perspective; he probably feels he has to live up to this image of him that you all have. He probably doesn’t actually want to make people pay with their lives; he’s just afraid of what would happen if, instead of executing them, he let them into his heart.
It’s hard with family. I know this because I played Monopoly with mine at Christmas.
From: Princess Mina
To: James Veitch
Subject: Re: how are you Date: January 17 3:02 pm
Before his death my father deposited a sum of 3.7 Million Dollars in leading bank in Europe with a strick instruction that the money will not be release unless;
1. I attain the age of 30 years or 2. I am married to a man who is willing to love me 3. I get a trusted partner or company. But right now i have not met any of these
