The Mightiest Little Peasant c1-799

by Watermelonian, 西瓜星人

  He coughed lightly, then lowered his voice and spoke mysteriously, “Bro Biao, this thing… can strengthen your manhood.”

  President Biao’s eyes sparkled, then smiled obscenely. He huddled close to Tang Hao and asked in a low voice, “Really?”

  He was not ready to believe him, though he was still excited all the same.

  Middle-aged men already past their prime could not perform in bed as they used to. This was a miracle potion only found in his dreams.

  “Of course, also it’s all-natural without side effects. I can guarantee that you’ll be full of energy after you drink it.”

  President Biao could not hold back his excitement. Tang Hao’s weight-loss potion had convinced him that this potion would be equally as potent too.

  His eyes almost shot beams of green light when he saw the bottle in Tang Hao’s hand. “Quick! Let me try!”

  “Now?” Tang Hao was puzzled.

  “Of course!” President Biao’s face turned red. He snatched the bottle, opened the cap and poured the contents into his mouth.

  “Ah! Wait…” Tang Hao was too late in stopping him.

  He was flustered after seeing President Biao drink half the bottle in one gulp. “It’s over!” he shouted.

  “What’s over?” President Biao asked nervously.

  Tang Hao snatched the bottle back. “Bro Biao, I forgot to tell you, this potion is very potent. You only need to take a few sips each time. Now that you’ve drunk half a bottle in one gulp, I can only offer my condolences.”

  President Biao stared at him in puzzlement. A while later, his face changed and he cupped his hands over his crotch.

  “Wait here, Lil Tang.”

  President Biao rushed into the house as if his butt was on fire. Following that was a shriek. “Why are you in such a hurry, you wretch?”

  Tang Hao was speechless standing outside the house. Even after covering his ears, he could still hear the happenings in the house because of his newly heightened senses.

  He waited for a long while but did not see President Biao emerge from the house. He hopped onto his three-wheeled motorcycle to continue with his deliveries.

  He returned to President’s Biao’s house an hour later.

  President Biao was leaning against the wall. His legs were weak and his face looked dehydrated, but he was in high spirits.

  “Lil… Lil Tang! Oh! That… that was a miracle! I, Bro Biao, had never been such a beast in bed!” He stuttered.

  “Take it easy, Bro Biao,” Tang Hao said with a smile.

  “I know, I know! Lil Tang, your potions are incredible! Do you still have any more? I’ll buy all of them! Twenty thousand a bottle.” President Biao proclaimed while slapping his chest.

  “Just take this one first, I’ll give you some more tomorrow,” Tang Hao handed the half bottle over.

  President Biao took the bottle from his hands. He went into the house again and emerged with another two stacks of banknotes.

  “Thank you, Bro Biao! I also have something else for you. It’s a beauty cream for the missus.” Tang Hao produced a small metal box from his backpack. Inside was his beauty enhancement concoction.

  He had concocted the beauty enhancement medicinal herbs into a cream for external use. It could whiten the complexion and remove any blemishes, rejuvenating and moisturizing the skin.

  “Great!” President Biao hurriedly took the box from him.

  After his deliveries, Tang Hao clutched the one hundred and twenty thousand yuan in his hand and bought more portions of ingredients for the Liquid of Spiritual Condensation. That used up more than half of the money.

  He bought more ingredients to concoct weight loss and aphrodisiac potions and beauty enhancement creams. His backpack was bulging.

  ‘The weight loss potion is perfect. As for the aphrodisiac… I’ll need to dilute it more, otherwise, it would backfire on the drinker. As for the beauty cream, I still don’t know its effectiveness.’ Tang Hao pondered.

  The beauty cream was different from the weight loss and aphrodisiac potions. It was to be applied externally. He realized that women had different skin types and therefore he needed a bigger sample size.

  He did not have many female friends though.

  ‘This is a tricky problem indeed! Where am I going to find that many women to try my cream?’

  Tang Hao thought as he sped on the roads on his little three-wheeled motorcycle. Suddenly, his eyes caught a flashing signboard in the distance.

  “Paradise Bathhouse…”

  Tang Hao parked in front of the building. Looking from the outside, the interior was bathed in a warm red glow. The atmosphere was intimate.

  He hesitated at the entrance for a while, wondering if there was some shady business going on inside. His heart was thumping hard.

  ‘Should I go in and take a look?’

  His heart thumped even harder.

  He hesitated at the entrance for a long while more before he said to himself, “Never mind, I shouldn’t go in. It’ll be too awkward.”

  At this moment, two women emerged from within. They were dressed skimpily and wore heavy makeup.

  They saw Tang Hao standing outside and their eyes sparkled.

  This boy may be plainly dressed, but he had a fit body and a handsome face. There was an inexplicable aura around him.

  “Hey, handsome! Come in and play with us!”

  They waved at Tang Hao and winked at him. One of them even walked toward him, grabbed his hand and pulled him inside.

  “Ah! It’s, it’s fine,” Tang Hao’s face was bright red. His head was shaking like a baby’s rattle.

  “Oh, don’t be shy! You’re so cute when you are shy.” The woman winked again at him as she continued pulling him into the building.

  “Eh! I’m not… I… I’m here to market something!” Tang Hao shouted.

  “A salesman? Great! Then you should come in.”

  The other woman grabbed hold of Tang Hao’s other hand.

  Tang Hao’s face was red like a ripe apple. His body was stiff and out of his control.

  “What are you selling, handsome?” The woman on his left chuckled.

  “Oh! Some beauty enhancement products. Cosmetics,” Tang Hao said, “It’s free to try.”

  “Free? Then I’ll have to take some for myself later,” the woman chuckled.

  They entered the building as they spoke. They had not walked too far before they heard screeching brakes coming from outside the building. Following that was a flurry of footsteps that barged in through the door.

  “Don’t move! On the floor, now!”

  Chapter 6

  Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

  Prostitution crackdown. These two words smacked Tang Hao on the head like a mallet. He felt a little dizzy.

  ‘Sh*t. Are they going to arrest me too?’

  Tang Hao was nervous. He was about to turn around and head straight out when a group of police officers rushed in through the front door and descended upon the occupants of the building like a pack of wolves.

  The two women next to him screamed in panic.

  “Crouch on the floor now! Do you hear me?” The police officers ordered fiercely as they pointed at the three people.

  “Officer, um… this is none of my business. I’m not here for the girls,” Tang Hao said weakly as he sheepishly raised an arm.

  “Hah! You’re already here. Why else would you be in here if not for prostitution? Oh, and you’re looking for a threesome too! You look young, but you’re already such a player!” A police officer sneered at him. “I’ll tell you that I’ve caught many others who said the same thing. Crouch down now, do you hear me?”

  “Officer, I’m really innocent,” Tang Hao argued.

  “Down! Now!” The police officer sprang at Tang Hao and pinned him on the floor.

  Tang Hao felt anger surge within him. He instinctively wanted to fight back, though he restrained himself in the nick of time
. Attacking a police officer was a bigger offense.

  He swallowed his pride and crouched on the floor. He was extremely frustrated.

  “I’m so sorry!” The two women apologized to him.

  “Oh! Why am I so unlucky?” Tang Hao sighed helplessly.

  He thought it was all over for him. There was no way he could prove his innocence.

  The police officers raided the rest of the building. Screams of surprise and panic were heard everywhere. It was chaotic. Some people dashed out of the rooms without wearing any clothes. They were pinned down by the police on the floor.

  “The more you know…” Tang Hao mumbled as he looked inside.

  He heard another set of footsteps coming from outside. He turned around to see who it was and the sight made him gawk.

  A female police officer came in from the foyer. She had a delicate, round face with a sharp chin. her eyebrows were like brush strokes and her lips were alluring. Her beauty touched his soul.

  Her skin was white as snow or like mutton fat jade1. Her long, straight hair was untied and swayed gently as she walked.

  Her curvaceous body was explosively sexy. Her legs were long and slender and caught the eyes of every hot-blooded male.

  The standard police uniform on her looked fashionable and even attractive.

  Tang Hao was not the only one staring at her as she walked through the door. Even the johns that were crouching in the corridor could not take their eyes away from her. Their mouths were agape, and they drooled uncontrollably.

  “F*ck! This is a masterpiece!”

  “I’ll be satisfied for the next ten years if I get to fondle those legs!”

  A few johns catcalled her. Their drool formed a puddle on the floor.

  The female police officer furrowed her brows and displayed a look of disgust. “All of you are scum, trash!” She squinted slightly as her eyes scanned across the group of men crouched on the floor. She paused her gaze on Tang Hao.

  Her umber brows were locked even tighter. “What are kids learning these days? Becoming human scum at such a young age.”

  “I…”

  Tang Hao felt that he was wrongly accused. He had not done anything perverse but was treated as a sex maniac. “I haven’t done anything. I’m just a salesman.”

  “Hmph, don’t think I’ll believe you,” the female police officer sneered, “Stay down there and don’t move!”

  The female police officer continued walking toward the interior of the building. Catcalls and whistles were heard continuously.

  Soon, the interior became silent. A group of police officers escorted a group of people toward the exit.

  “Get up and start walking!” One police officer yelled at the group of people including Tang Hao.

  “Officer, I…” Tang Hao stood up and tried to explain himself.

  “Shut up. If you have anything to say, you can make a statement back at the station,” the police officer said in a fierce tone, “Move. Now.”

  Tang Hao had no choice but to obediently follow the group toward the exit.

  The female police officer caught up with the group as they neared the exit. She stood at the door, her expression as cold as a glacier.

  This did not dampen the spirits of the group of johns. Their eager eyes gawked upon the officer’s curvaceous body as they made animal noises.

  “What are you doing!”

  The group of police officers was impatient and forcefully shoved the group out of the door.

  Tang Hao was pushed along by the crowd. He stole a few glances at the female police officer.

  She noticed that Tang Hao was looking at her, and glared fiercely at him.

  Tang Hao did not think that the female police officer’s glare was intimidating, rather he felt pleased with it. It was a different feeling than the other times he was looked down upon.

  Tang Hao tightened his lips and averted his eyes.

  Just then, he noticed at the corner of his eye that a man broke free from the crowd and rushed toward the female police officer. In his hand was a box cutter.

  Everyone was shocked by the abrupt attack, even the police officers did not react in time. Cracking down a prostitution ring had always been an easy task, and they had not expected to encounter a violent criminal.

  They were not more than two meters apart. The female police officer was shocked and stood on the spot, all color gone from her face.

  The man was already up to the female police officer’s face.

  Without a second thought, Tang Hao instinctively dashed forward and hugged the police officer. Both of them fell on the floor.

  He instantly felt warmth and fragrance in his embrace. The body that he was hugging was soft as if she had no bones. Her aroma plucked his heartstrings.

  His eyes happened to meet with hers. They were profound, clear, and enchanting, like gemstones.

  They were stunned for a while as they locked eyes.

  The next moment, a look of shame and anger appeared on her charming face.

  “Ah! I’m so sorry!” Tang Hao cried as his face flushed bright red. As he struggled to get up, his hand slipped and groped onto something soft.

  “What’s this?” Tang Hao reflexively gave it a pinch.

  The female police officer’s eyes grew big and round as if they could spit fire.

  Tang Hao realized the mistake he made. His body stiffened and his face was red as a ripe apple. “I… I didn’t mean to…” he spoke timidly.

  The female police officer gritted his teeth and shot daggers from her eyes. Before she could say anything, the man rushed onto her with the box cutter.

  “Go away!”

  She flipped Tang Hao aside and kicked the box cutter out of the man’s hand.

  “Nab him!”

  The other police officers came to their senses and piled on the man. They finally subdued him and cuffed him up.

  Tang Hao stood up, still a little dazed. The scene earlier happened like a dream.

  He looked at his left hand, then at the female police officer.

  She glared at him again and chided, “Despicable, shameless!”

  Tang Hao felt like he was wrongly accused. He had saved her life, and furthermore, he did not mean to grope. How was he being despicable and shameless?

  ‘The injustice!’ Tang Hao sighed again and became more frustrated.

  “Walk faster!” The police officer at the front of the crowd yelled.

  Tang Hao was escorted into a police car which then drove toward the police station.

  Chapter 7

  Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

  In the interrogation room, Tang Hao sat up straight.

  In front of him were two police officers. One of them was the beautiful lady.

  The expression on her face was freezing. The gaze with which she looked at Tang Hao even had a hint of killing intent.

  “What is your name?” The young male police officer sitting on the left asked.

  “Tang Hao!”

  “How old are you, and where are you from?”

  “I am eighteen, from Tang Village.”

  “Eighteen? You’re a student?”

  “No, I dropped out of school long ago. I’m a delivery boy now.”

  The male police officer furrowed his brows and displayed an expression of disgust. “No wonder you have this bad habit of ****. Do you admit guilt to whatever you did today?”

  “What did I do today?”

  “It’s ****!” The male police officer slammed the table and spoke with a louder voice. “Don’t try to play dumb, kid! You said you are innocent? How could it be that you are innocent?”

  “I’m really innocent, officer!” Tang Hao was anxious. If he admitted guilt, he would be locked away for at least two weeks.

  “Nonsense!” The male police officer’s eyebrows straightened and his face was grim. “We caught you inside! If you’re not in there for ****, what else are you there for?”

  �
��I really wasn’t there for ****, officer! I was only there to promote a product.”

  “You’re a salesman? Wait, didn’t you say you were a delivery boy earlier?”

  “Yes, I’m a delivery boy. Who says that delivery boys can’t moonlight as salesmen?” Tang Hao said confidently, “Also, you don’t have proof that I broke any laws.

  “As far as I know, for **** I’ll need to be caught in the act. You can’t lock me up with that.” Tang Hao realized that there was no point in explaining his innocence. He would have to fight for it.

  “You… you’re a smart one!” The male police officer sneered.

  He turned over to whisper at the female police officer. “Qingxue, this kid is a tough one! Looks like we won’t be able to lock him up with what we have on him.”

  Zhao Qingxue’s expression was icy as she glared at the boy sitting in front of her.

  She abruptly slammed the table and stood up. She forcefully glared at Tang Hao who was sitting down.

  ‘This kid… is so despicable!’ She thought in her heart as she remembered the scene earlier. She gritted her teeth, trying hard to stop herself from slapping the boy.

  She did not believe his excuse that he was a salesman. This boy looked gentle and bookish and was even a little handsome, but as the saying goes, he might be a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Who knows if that innocent face concealed a perverted soul?

  ‘What are you looking at? I saved your life!’ Tang Hao rolled his eyes.

  Bang!

  Zhao Qingxue slammed on the table again. He had ticked her off this time. ‘This kid knows how to get on my nerves!’

  “So then, tell me, what product are you promoting?” The words were squeezed one by one from her gritted teeth.

  “Oh! It’s a beauty cream.”

  Tang Hao opened his backpack and produced a small metal box about half the size of his palm.

  He unscrewed the lid. Inside the box was a pure white cream that emitted a relaxing scent.

  “This beauty cream is an ancestral recipe. It can whiten the skin and remove any blemishes so that your skin becomes soft and shiny,” Tang Hao explained.