Delphi Works of Robert E. Howard (Illustrated) (Series Four)

by Robert E. Howard

  “Hopkins said he lost his’n,” I said weakly. “Maybe you found it in the brush.”

  “You know better!” he bellered. “You’re one of Bixby’s men. You was sent to hold us here while Tarantula and the rest made their getaway. You’ll get ninety years for this!”

  I turned cold all over as I remembered them horses I heard galloping. I’d been fooled! This was the sheriff! That pot-bellied thug which shot at me had been Bixby hisself! And whilst I held up the real sheriff and his posse, them outlaws was riding out of the country.

  Now wasn’t that a caution?

  “You better gimme that gun and surrender,” opined Hopkins. “Maybe if you do they won’t hang you.”

  “Set still!” I snarled. “I’m the biggest sap that ever straddled a mustang, but even saps has their feelin’s. You ain’t goin’ to put me behind no bars. I’m goin’ up this slope, but I’ll be watchin’ you. I’ve throwed your guns over there in the brush. If any of you makes a move toward ‘em, I’ll put a harp in his hand.”

  Nobody craved a harp.

  They set up a chant of hate as I backed away, but they sot still. I went up the slope backwards till I hit the rim, and then I turned and ducked into the brush and run. I heard ’em cussing somethin’ awful down in the hollow, but I didn’t pause. I come to where I’d left Cap’n Kidd, and a-forked him and rode, thankful them outlaws had been in too big a hurry to steal him. I throwed away the rifle they give me, and headed west.

  I aimed to cross Wild River at Ghost Canyon, and head into the uninhabited mountain region beyond there. I figgered I could dodge a posse indefinite once I got there. I pushed Cap’n Kidd hard, cussing my reins which had been notched by Bixby’s bullet. I didn’t have time to fix ‘em, and Cap’n Kidd was a iron-jawed outlaw.

  He was sweating plenty when I finally hove in sight of the place I was heading for. As I topped the canyon’s crest before I dipped down to the crossing, I glanced back. They was a high notch in the hills a mile or so behind me. And as I looked three horsemen was etched in that notch, against the sky behind ‘em. I cussed fervently. Why hadn’t I had sense enough to know Hopkins and his men was bound to have horses tied somewheres near? They’d got their mounts and follered me, figgering I’d aim for the country beyond Wild River. It was about the only place I could go.

  Not wanting no running fight with no sheriff’s posse, I raced recklessly down the sloping canyon wall, busted out of the bushes — and stopped short. Wild River was on the rampage — bank full in the narrow channel and boiling and foaming. Been a big rain somewhere away up on the head, and the horse wasn’t never foaled which could swum it.

  They wasn’t but one thing to do, and I done it. I wheeled Cap’n Kidd and headed up the canyon. Five miles up the river there was another crossing, with a bridge — if it hadn’t been washed away.

  Cap’n Kidd had his second wind and we was going lickety-split, when suddenly I heard a noise ahead of us, above the roar of the river and the thunder of his hoofs on the rocky canyon floor. We was approaching a bend in the gorge where a low ridge run out from the canyon wall, and beyond that ridge I heard guns banging. I heaved back on the reins — and both of ’em snapped in two!

  Cap’n Kidd instantly clamped his teeth on the bit and bolted, like he always done when anything out of the ordinary happened. He headed straight for the bushes at the end of the ridge, and I leaned forward and tried to get hold of the bit rings with my fingers. But all I done was swerve him from his course. Instead of following the canyon bed on around the end of the ridge, he went right over the rise, which sloped on that side. It didn’t slope on t’other side; it fell away abrupt. I had a fleeting glimpse of five men crouching amongst the bushes on the canyon floor with guns in their hands. They looked up — and Cap’n Kidd braced his legs and slid to a halt at the lip of the low bluff and simultaneously bogged his head and throwed me heels over head down amongst ‘em.

  My boot heel landed on somebody’s head, and the spur knocked him cold and blame near scalped him. That partly bust my fall, and it was further cushioned by another fellow which I landed on in a sitting position, and which took no further interest in the proceedings. The other three fell on me with loud brutal yells, and I reached for my .45 and found to my humiliation that it had fell out of my scabbard when I was throwed.

  So I riz with a rock in my hand and bounced it offa the head of a fellow which was fixing to shoot me, and he dropped his pistol and fell on top of it. At this juncture one of the survivors put a buffalo gun to his shoulder and sighted, then evidently fearing he would hit his companion which was carving at me on the other side with a bowie knife, he reversed it and run in swinging it like a club.

  The man with the knife got in a slash across my ribs and I then hit him on the chin which was how his jaw-bone got broke in four places. Meanwhile the other’n swung at me with his rifle, but missed my head and broke the stock off across my shoulder. Irritated at his persistency in trying to brain me with the barrel, I laid hands on him and throwed him head-on against the bluff, which is when he got his fractured skull and concussion of the brain, I reckon.

  I then shook the sweat from my eyes, and glaring down, rekernized the remains as Bixby and his gang. I might have knew they’d head for the wild Country across the river, same as me. Only place they could go.

  Just then, however, a clump of bushes parted, near the river bank, and a big black-bearded man riz up from behind a dead horse. He had a six-shooter in his hand and he approached me cautiously.

  “Who’re you?” he demanded. “Where’d you come from?”

  “I’m Breckinridge Elkins,” I answered, mopping the blood offa my shirt. “What is this here business, anyway?”

  “I was settin’ here peaceable waitin’ for the river to go down so I could cross,” he said, “when up rode these yeggs and started shootin’. I’m a honest citizen—”

  “You’re a liar,” I said with my usual diplomacy. “You’re Joel Cairn, the wust outlaw in the hills. I seen your pitcher in the post office at Chawed Ear.”

  With that he p’inted his .45 at me and his beard bristled like the whiskers of a old timber wolf.

  “So you know me, hey?” he said. “Well, what you goin’ to do about it, hey? Want to colleck the reward money, hey?”

  “Naw, I don’t,” I said. “I’m a outlaw myself, now. I just run foul of the law account of these skunks. They’s a posse right behind me.”

  “They is?” he snarled. “Why’nt you say so? Here, le’s catch these fellers’ horses and light out. Cheap skates! They claims I double-crossed ’em in the matter of a stagecoach hold-up we pulled together recently. I been avoidin’ ’em ‘cause I’m a peaceful man by nater, but they rode onto me onexpected today. They shot my horse first crack; we been tradin’ lead for more’n a hour without doin’ much damage, but they’d got me eventually, I reckon. Come on. We’ll pull out together.”

  “No, we won’t,” I said. “I’m a outlaw by force of circumstances, but I ain’t no murderin’ bandit.”

  “Purty particular of yore comperny, ain’tcha?” he sneered. “Well, anyways, help me catch me a horse. Yore’s is still up there on that bluff. The day’s still young—”

  He pulled out a big gold watch and looked at it; it was one which wound with a key.

  I jumped like I was shot. “Where’d you get that watch?” I hollered.

  He jerked up his head kinda startled, and said: “My grandpap gimme it. Why?”

  “You’re a liar!” I bellered. “You took that off’n my Uncle Garfield. Gimme that watch!”

  “Are you crazy?” he yelled, going white under his whiskers. I plunged for him, seeing red, and he let bang! and I got it in the left thigh. Before he could shoot again I was on top of him, and knocked the gun up. It banged but the bullet went singing up over the bluff and Cap’n Kidd squealed and started changing ends. The pistol flew outa Cairn’s hand and he hit me vi’lently on the nose which made me see stars. So I hit him in the belly and he grunte
d and doubled up; and come up with a knife out of his boot which he cut me across the boozum with, also in the arm and shoulder and kicked me in the groin. So I swung him clear of the ground and throwed him headfirst and jumped on him with both feet. And that settled him.

  I picked up the watch where it had fell, and staggered over to the cliff, spurting blood at every step like a stuck hawg.

  “At last my search is at a end!” I panted. “I can go back to Ellen Reynolds who patiently awaits the return of her hero—”

  It was at this instant that Cap’n Kidd, which had been stung by Cairn’s wild shot and was trying to buck off his saddle, bucked hisself off the bluff. He fell on me...

  The first thing I heard was bells ringing, and then they turned to horses galloping. I set up and wiped off the blood which was running into my eyes from where Cap’n Kidd’s left hind hoof had split my scalp. And I seen Sheriff Hopkins, Jackson and Partland come tearing around the ridge. I tried to get up and run, but my right leg wouldn’t work. I reached for my gun and it still wasn’t there. I was trapped.

  “Look there!” yelled Hopkins, wild-eyed. “That’s Bixby on the ground — and all his gang. And ye gods, there’s Joel Cairn! What is this, anyhow? It looks like a battlefield! What’s that settin’ there? He’s so bloody I can’t recognize him!”

  “It’s the hill-billy!” yelped Jackson. “Don’t move or I’ll shoot ‘cha!”

  “I already been shot,” I snarled. “Gwan — do yore wust. Fate is against me.”

  They dismounted and stared in awe.

  “Count the dead, boys,” said Hopkins in a still, small voice.

  “Aw,” said Partland, “ain’t none of ’em dead, but they’ll never be the same men again. Look! Bixby’s comin’ to! Who done this, Bixby?”

  Bixby cast a wabbly eye about till he spied me, and then he moaned and shriveled up.

  “He done it!” he waited. “He trailed us down like a bloodhound and jumped on us from behind! He tried to scalp me! He ain’t human!” And he bust into tears.

  They looked at me, and all took off their hats.

  “Elkins,” said Hopkins in a tone of reverence, “I see it all now. They fooled you into thinkin’ they was the posse and us the outlaws, didn’t they? And when you realized the truth, you hunted ’em down, didn’t you? And cleaned ’em out single handed, and Joel Cairn, too, didn’t you?”

  “Well,” I said groggily, “the truth is—”

  “We understand,” Hopkins soothed. “You mountain men is all modest. Hey, boys, tie up them outlaws whilst I look at Elkins’ wounds.”

  “If you’ll catch my horse,” I said, “I got to be ridin’ back—”

  “Gee whiz, man!” he said, “you ain’t in no shape to ride a horse! Do you know you got four busted ribs and a broke arm, and one leg broke and a bullet in the other’n, to say nothin’ of bein’ slashed to ribbons? We’ll rig up a litter for you. What’s that you got in your good hand?”

  I suddenly remembered Uncle Garfield’s watch which I’d kept clutched in a death grip. I stared at what I held in my hand; and I fell back with a low moan. All I had in my hand was a bunch of busted metal and broken wheels and springs, bent and smashed plumb beyond recognition.

  “Grab him!” yelled Hopkins. “He’s fainted!”

  “Plant me under a pine tree, boys,” I murmured weakly; “just carve on my tombstone: ‘He fit a good fight but Fate dealt him the joker.’”

  A few days later a melancholy procession wound its way up the trail into the Humbolts. I was packed on a litter. I told ’em I wanted to see Ellen Reynolds before I died, and to show Uncle Garfield the rooins of the watch, so he’d know I done my duty as I seen it.

  As we approached the locality where my home cabin stood, who should meet us but Jim Braxton, which tried to conceal his pleasure when I told him in a weak voice that I was a dying man. He was all dressed up in new buckskins and his exuberance was plumb disgustful to a man in my condition.

  “Too bad,” he said. “Too bad, Breckinridge. I hoped to meet you, but not like this, of course. Yore pap told me to tell you if I seen you about yore Uncle Garfield’s watch. He thought I might run into you on my way to Chawed Ear to git a license—”

  “Hey?” I said, pricking up my ears.

  “Yeah, me and Ellen Reynolds is goin’ to git married. Well, as I started to say, seems like one of them bandits which robbed the stage was a fellow whose dad was a friend of yore Uncle Garfield’s back in Texas. He reckernized the name in the watch and sent it back, and it got here the day after you left—”

  They say it was jealousy which made me rise up on my litter and fracture Jim Braxton’s jaw-bone. I denies that. I stoops to no such petty practices. What impelled me was family conventions. I couldn’t hit Uncle Garfield — I had to hit somebody — and Jim Braxton just happened to be the nearest one to me.

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  THE SCALP HUNTER; OR, A STRANGER IN GRIZZLY CLAW

  First published in Action Stories, August 1934. Also published as “A Stranger In Grizzly Claw”

  THE reason I am giving the full facts of this here affair is to refute a lot of rumors which is circulating about me. I am sick and tired of these lies about me terrorizing the town of Grizzly Claw and ruining their wagon-yard just for spite and trying to murder all their leading citizens. They is more’n one side to anything. These folks which is going around telling about me knocking the mayor of Grizzly Claw down a flight of steps with a kitchen stove ain’t yet added that the mayor was trying to blast me with a sawed-off shotgun. As for saying that all I done was with malice afore-thought — if I was a hot- headed man like some I know, I could easy lose my temper over this here slander, but being shy and retiring by nature, I keeps my dignity and merely remarks that these gossipers is blamed liars, and I will kick the ears off of them if I catch them.

  I warn’t even going to Grizzly Claw in the first place. I’m kind of particular where I go to. I’d been in the settlements along Wild River for several weeks, tending to my own business, and I was headed for Pistol Mountain, when I seen “Tunk” Willoughby setting on a log at the forks where the trail to Grizzly Claw splits off of the Pistol Mountain road. Tunk ain’t got no more sense than the law allows anyway, and now he looked plumb discouraged. He had a mangled ear, a couple of black eyes, and a lump on his head so big his hat wouldn’t fit. From time to time he spit out a tooth.

  I pulled up Cap’n Kidd and said: “What kind of a brawl have you been into?”

  “I been to Grizzly Claw,” he said, just like that explained it. But I didn’t get the drift, because I hadn’t never been to Grizzly Claw.

  “That’s the meanest town in these mountains,” he said. “They ain’t got no real law there, but they got a feller which claims to be a officer, and if you so much as spit, he says you bust a law and has got to pay a fine. If you puts up a holler, the citizens comes to his assistance. You see what happened to me. I never found out just what law I was supposed to broke,” Tunk said, “but it must of been one they was particular fond of. I give ’em a good fight as long as they confined theirselves to rocks and gun butts, but when they interjuiced fence rails and wagon-tongues into the fray, I give up the ghost.”

  “What you go there for, anyhow?” I demanded.

  “Well,” he said, mopping off some dried blood, “I was lookin’ for you. Three or four days ago I was in the vicinity of Bear Creek, and yore cousin Jack Gordon told me somethin’ to tell you.”

  Him showing no sign of going on, I said: “Well, what was it?”

  “I cain’t remember,” he said. “That lammin’ they gimme in Grizzly Claw has plumb addled my brains. Jack told me to tell you to keep a sharp look-out for somebody, but I cain’t remember who, or why. But somebody had did somethin’ awful to somebody on Bear Creek — seems like it was yore Uncle Jeppard Grimes.”

  “But why did you go to Grizzly Claw?” I demanded. “I warn’t there.”

  “I dunno,” he said. “Seems like the feller which Jack
wanted you to get was from Grizzly Claw, or was supposed to go there, or somethin’.”

  “A great help you be!” I said in disgust. “Here somebody has went and wronged one of my kinfolks, maybe, and you forgets the details. Try to remember the name of the feller, anyway. If I knew who he was, I could lay him out, and then find out what he did later on. Think, can’t you?”

  “Did you ever have a wagon-tongue busted over yore head?” he said. “I tell you, it’s just right recent that I remembered my own name. It was all I could do to rekernize you just now. If you’ll come back in a couple of days, maybe by then I’ll remember what all Jack told me.”

  I give a snort of disgust and turned off the road and headed up the trail for Grizzly Claw. I thought maybe I could learn something there. If somebody had done dirt to Uncle Jeppard, I wanted to know it. Us Bear Creek folks may fight amongst ourselves, but we stands for no stranger to impose on any one of us. Uncle Jeppard was about as old as the Humbolt Mountains, and he’d fit Indians for a living in his younger days. He was still a tough old knot. Anybody that could do him a wrong and get away with it, sure wasn’t no ordinary man, so it wasn’t no wonder that word had been sent out for me to get on his trail. And now I hadn’t no idea who to look for, or why, just because of Tunk Willoughby’s weak skull. I despise these here egg-headed weaklings.

  Well, I arrove in Grizzly Claw late in the afternoon and went first to the wagon-yard and seen that Cap’n Kidd was put in a good stall and fed proper, and warned the fellow there to keep away from him if he didn’t want his brains kicked out. Cap’n Kidd has a disposition like a shark and he don’t like strangers. It warn’t much of a wagon-yard, and there was only five other horses there, besides me and Cap’n Kidd — a pinto, bay, and piebald, and a couple of pack-horses.

  I then went back into the business part of the village, which was one dusty street with stores and saloons on each side, and I didn’t pay much attention to the town, because I was trying to figure out how I could go about trying to find out what I wanted to know, and couldn’t think of no questions to ask nobody about nothing.