Ferocious

by Jeff Strand

  Kumquat. A road trip comedy about TV, hot dogs, death, and obscure fruit.

  I Have a Bad Feeling About This (Young Adult). Geeky, non-athletic Henry Lambert is sent to survival camp, which is bad enough before the trio of murderous thugs show up.

  Pressure. What if your best friend was a killer...and he wanted you to be just like him? Bram Stoker Award nominee for Best Novel.

  Dweller. The lifetime story of a boy and his monster. Bram Stoker Award nominee for Best Novel.

  A Bad Day For Voodoo. A young adult horror/comedy about why sticking pins in a voodoo doll of your history teacher isn't always the best idea. Bram Stoker Award nominee for Best Young Adult Novel.

  Dead Clown Barbecue. A collection of demented stories about severed noses, ventriloquist dummies, giant-sized vampires, sibling stabbings, and lots of other messed-up stuff.

  Dead Clown Barbecue Expansion Pack. A few more stories for those who couldn't get enough.

  Wolf Hunt. Two thugs for hire. One beautiful woman. And one vicious frickin' werewolf.

  Wolf Hunt 2. New wolf. Same George and Lou.

  The Sinister Mr. Corpse. The feel-good zombie novel of the year.

  Benjamin's Parasite. A rather disgusting action/horror/comedy about why getting infected with a ghastly parasite is unpleasant.

  Fangboy. A dark and demented fairy tale for adults.

  Kutter. A serial killer finds a Boston terrier, and it might just make him into a better person.

  Faint of Heart. To get her kidnapped husband back, Melody has to relive her husband's nightmarish weekend, step-by-step...and survive.

  Mandibles. Giant killer ants wreaking havoc in the big city!

  Stalking You Now. A twisty-turny thriller soon to be the feature film Mindy Has To Die.

  Graverobbers Wanted (No Experience Necessary). First in the Andrew Mayhem series.

  Single White Psychopath Seeks Same. Second in the Andrew Mayhem series.

  Casket For Sale (Only Used Once). Third in the Andrew Mayhem series.

  Lost Homicidal Maniac (Answers to "Shirley"). Fourth in the Andrew Mayhem series.

  The Andrew Mayhem Collection. All four novels for one low price!

  Suckers (with JA Konrath). Andrew Mayhem meets Harry McGlade. Which one will prove to be more incompetent?

  Gleefully Macabre Tales. A collection of thirty-two demented tales. Bram Stoker Award nominee for Best Collection.

  Elrod McBugle on the Loose. A comedy for kids (and adults who were warped as kids).

  The Haunted Forest Tour (with Jim Moore). The greatest theme park attraction in the world! Take a completely safe ride through an actual haunted forest! Just hope that your tram doesn't break down, because this forest is PACKED with monsters...

  Draculas (with JA Konrath, Blake Crouch, and F. Paul Wilson). An outbreak of feral vampires in a secluded hospital. This one isn't much like Twilight.

  For information on all of these books, visit Jeff Strand's more-or-less official website at http://www.jeffstrand.com