The Red Pyramid

by Rick Riordan

  “He isn’t in New York!” I insisted. “He’s right—”

  I glanced out the window and Amos was gone. Bloody typical.

  “That’s not possible,” I said.

  “Exactly,” the inspector said.

  “But he was here!” I exclaimed. “Who is he? One of Dad’s colleagues? How did you know to call him?”

  “Really, Sadie. This acting must stop.”

  “Acting?”

  The inspector studied me for a moment, then set his jaw as if he’d made a decision. “We’ve already had the truth from Carter. I didn’t want to upset you, but he told us everything. He understands there’s no point protecting your father now. You might as well help us, and there will be no charges against you.”

  “You shouldn’t lie to children!” I yelled, hoping my voice carried all the way downstairs. “Carter would never say a word against Dad, and neither will I!”

  The inspector didn’t even have the decency to look embarrassed.

  He crossed his arms. “I’m sorry you feel that way, Sadie. I’m afraid it’s time we went downstairs...to discuss consequences with your grandparents.”

  S A D I E

  4. Kidnapped by a Not-So-Stranger

  I JUST LOVE FAMILY MEETINGS. Very cozy, with the Christmas garlands round the fireplace and a nice pot of tea and a detective from Scotland Yard ready to arrest you.

  Carter slumped on the sofa, cradling Dad’s workbag. I wondered why the police had let him keep it. It should have been evidence or something, but the inspector didn’t seem to notice it at all.

  Carter looked awful—I mean even worse than usual. Honestly, the boy had never been in a proper school, and he dressed like a junior professor, with his khaki trousers and a button-down shirt and loafers. He’s not bad looking, I suppose. He’s reasonably tall and fit and his hair isn’t hopeless. He’s got Dad’s eyes, and my mates Liz and Emma have even told me from his picture that he’s hot, which I must take with a grain of salt because (a) he’s my brother, and (b) my mates are a bit crazed. When it came to clothes, Carter wouldn’t have known hot if it bit him on the bum.

  [Oh, don’t look at me like that, Carter. You know it’s true.]

  At any rate, I shouldn’t have been too hard on him. He was taking Dad’s disappearance even worse than I was.

  Gran and Gramps sat on either side of him, looking quite nervous. The pot of tea and a plate of biscuits sat on the table, but no one was having any. Chief Inspector Williams ordered me into the only free chair. Then he paced in front of the fireplace importantly. Two more police stood by the front door—the woman from earlier and a big bloke who kept eyeing the biscuits.

  “Mr. and Mrs. Faust,” Inspector Williams said, “I’m afraid we have two uncooperative children.”

  Gran fidgeted with the trim of her dress. It’s hard to believe she’s related to Mum. Gran is frail and colorless, like a stick person really, while Mum in the photos always looked so happy and full of life. “They’re just children,” she managed. “Surely you can’t blame them.”

  “Pah!” Gramps said. “This is ridiculous, Inspector. They aren’t responsible!”

  Gramps is a former rugby player. He has beefy arms, a belly much too big for his shirt, and eyes sunk deep in his face, as if someone had punched them (well, actually Dad had punched them years ago, but that’s another story). Gramps is quite scary looking. Usually people got out of his way, but Inspector Williams didn’t seem impressed.

  “Mr. Faust,” he said, “what do you imagine the morning headlines will read? ‘British Museum attacked. Rosetta Stone destroyed.’ Your son-in-law—”

  “Former son-in-law,” Gramps corrected.

  “—was most likely vaporized in the explosion, or he ran off, in which case—”

  “He didn’t run off!” I shouted.

  “We need to know where he is,” the inspector continued. “And the only witnesses, your grandchildren, refuse to tell me the truth.”

  “We did tell you the truth,” Carter said. “Dad isn’t dead. He sank through the floor.”

  Inspector Williams glanced at Gramps, as if to say, There, you see? Then he turned to Carter. “Young man, your father has committed a criminal act. He’s left you behind to deal with the consquences—”

  “That’s not true!” I snapped, my voice trembling with rage. I couldn’t believe Dad would intentionally leave us at the mercy of police, of course. But the idea of him abandoning me—well, as I might have mentioned, that’s a bit of a sore point.

  “Dear, please,” Gran told me, “the inspector is only doing his job.”

  “Badly!” I said.

  “Let’s all have some tea,” Gran suggested.

  “No!” Carter and I yelled at once, which made me feel bad for Gran, as she practically wilted into the sofa.

  “We can charge you,” the inspector warned, turning on me. “We can and we will—”

  He froze. Then he blinked several times, as if he’d forgotten what he was doing.

  Gramps frowned. “Er, Inspector?”

  “Yes...” Chief Inspector Williams murmured dreamily. He reached in his pocket and took out a little blue booklet—an American passport. He threw it in Carter’s lap.

  “You’re being deported,” the inspector announced. “You’re to leave the country within twenty-four hours. If we need to question you further, you’ll be contacted through the FBI.”

  Carter’s mouth fell open. He looked at me, and I knew I wasn’t imagining how odd this was. The inspector had completely changed direction. He’d been about to arrest us. I was sure of it. And then out of the blue, he was deporting Carter? Even the other police officers looked confused.

  “Sir?” the policewoman asked. “Are you sure—”

  “Quiet, Linley. The two of you may go.”

  The cops hesitated until Williams made a shooing motion with his hand. Then they left, closing the door behind them.

  “Hold on,” Carter said. “My father’s disappeared, and you want me to leave the country?”

  “Your father is either dead or a fugitive, son,” the inspector said. “Deportation is the kindest option. It’s already been arranged.”

  “With whom?” Gramps demanded. “Who authorized this?”

  “With...” The inspector got that funny blank look again. “With the proper authorities. Believe me, it’s better than prison.”

  Carter looked too devastated to speak, but before I could feel sorry for him, Inspector Williams turned to me. “You, too, miss.”

  He might as well have hit me with a sledgehammer.

  “You’re deporting me?” I asked. “I live here!”

  “You’re an American citizen. And under the circumstances, it’s best for you to return home.”

  I just stared at him. I couldn’t remember any home except this flat. My mates at school, my room, everything I knew was here. “Where am I supposed to go?”

  “Inspector,” Gran said, her voice trembling. “This isn’t fair. I can’t believe—”

  “I’ll give you some time to say good-bye,” the inspector interrupted. Then he frowned as if baffled by his own actions. “I—I must be going.”

  This made no sense, and the inspector seemed to realize it, but he walked to the front door anyway. When he opened it, I almost jumped out of my chair, because the man in black, Amos, was standing there. He’d lost his trench coat and hat somewhere, but was still wearing the same pinstripe suit and round glasses. His braided hair glittered with gold beads.

  I thought the inspector would say something, or express surprise, but he didn’t even acknowledge Amos. He walked right past him and into the night.

  Amos came inside and closed the door. Gran and Gramps stood up.

  “You,” Gramps growled. “I should’ve known. If I was younger, I would beat you to a pulp.”

  “Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Faust,” Amos said. He looked at Carter and me as if we were problems to be solved. “It’s time we had a talk.”

  Amo
s made himself right at home. He flopped onto the sofa and poured himself tea. He munched on a biscuit, which was quite dangerous, because Gran’s biscuits are horrid.

  I thought Gramps’s head would explode. His face went bright red. He came up behind Amos and raised his hand as if he were about to smack him, but Amos kept munching his biscuit.

  “Please, sit down,” he told us.

  And we all sat. It was the strangest thing—as if we’d been waiting for his order. Even Gramps dropped his hand and moved round the sofa. He sat next to Amos with a disgusted sigh.

  Amos sipped his tea and regarded me with some displeasure. That wasn’t fair, I thought. I didn’t look that bad, considering what we’d been through. Then he looked at Carter and grunted.

  “Terrible timing,” he muttered. “But there’s no other way. They’ll have to come with me.”

  “Excuse me?” I said. “I’m not going anywhere with some strange man with biscuit on his face!”

  He did in fact have biscuit crumbs on his face, but he apparently didn’t care, as he didn’t bother to check.

  “I’m no stranger, Sadie,” he said. “Don’t you remember?”

  It was creepy hearing him talk to me in such a familiar way. I felt I should know him. I looked at Carter, but he seemed just as mystified as I was.

  “No, Amos,” Gran said, trembling. “You can’t take Sadie. We had an agreement.”

  “Julius broke that agreement tonight,” Amos said. “You know you can’t care for Sadie anymore—not after what’s happened. Their only chance is to come with me.”

  “Why should we go anywhere with you?” Carter asked. “You almost got in a fight with Dad!”

  Amos looked at the workbag in Carter’s lap. “I see you kept your father’s bag. That’s good. You’ll need it. As for getting into fights, Julius and I did that quite a lot. If you didn’t notice, Carter, I was trying to stop him from doing something rash. If he’d listened to me, we wouldn’t be in this situation.”

  I had no idea what he was on about, but Gramps apparently understood.

  “You and your superstitions!” he said. “I told you we want none of it.”

  Amos pointed to the back patio. Through the glass doors, you could see the lights shining on the Thames. It was quite a nice view at night, when you couldn’t notice how run-down some of the buildings were.

  “Superstition, is it?” Amos asked. “And yet you found a place to live on the east bank of the river.”

  Gramps turned even redder. “That was Ruby’s idea. Thought it would protect us. But she was wrong about many things, wasn’t she? She trusted Julius and you, for one!”

  Amos looked unfazed. He smelled interesting—like old-timey spices, copal and amber, like the incense shops in Covent Garden.

  He finished his tea and looked straight at Gran. “Mrs. Faust, you know what’s begun. The police are the least of your worries.”

  Gran swallowed. “You...you changed that inspector’s mind. You made him deport Sadie.”

  “It was that or see the children arrested,” Amos said.

  “Hang on,” I said. “You changed Inspector Williams’s mind? How?”

  Amos shrugged. “It’s not permanent. In fact we should get to New York in the next hour or so before Inspector Williams begins to wonder why he let you go.”

  Carter laughed incredulously. “You can’t get to New York from London in a hour. Not even the fastest plane—”

  “No,” Amos agreed. “Not a plane.” He turned back to Gran as if everything had been settled. “Mrs. Faust, Carter and Sadie have only one safe option. You know that. They’ll come to the mansion in Brooklyn. I can protect them there.”

  “You’ve got a mansion,” Carter said. “In Brooklyn.”

  Amos gave him an amused smile. “The family mansion. You’ll be safe there.”

  “But our dad—”

  “Is beyond your help for now,” Amos said sadly. “I’m sorry, Carter. I’ll explain later, but Julius would want you to be safe. For that, we must move quickly. I’m afraid I’m all you’ve got.”

  That was a bit harsh, I thought. Carter glanced at Gran and Gramps. Then he nodded glumly. He knew that they didn’t want him around. He’d always reminded them of our dad. And yes, it was a stupid reason not to take in your grandson, but there you are.

  “Well, Carter can do what he wants,” I said. “But I live here. And I’m not going off with some stranger, am I?”

  I looked at Gran for support, but she was staring at the lace doilies on the table as if they were suddenly quite interesting.

  “Gramps, surely...”

  But he wouldn’t meet my eyes either. He turned to Amos. “You can get them out of the country?”

  “Hang on!” I protested.

  Amos stood and wiped the crumbs off his jacket. He walked to the patio doors and stared out at the river. “The police will be back soon. Tell them anything you like. They won’t find us.”

  “You’re going to kidnap us?” I asked, stunned. I looked at Carter. “Do you believe this?”

  Carter shouldered the workbag. Then he stood like he was ready to go. Possibly he just wanted to be out of Gran and Gramps’s flat. “How do you plan to get to New York in an hour?” he asked Amos. “You said, not a plane.”

  “No,” Amos agreed. He put his finger to the window and traced something in the condensation—another bloody hieroglyph.

  “A boat,” I said—then realized I’d translated aloud, which I wasn’t supposed to be able to do.

  Amos peered at me over the top of his round glasses. “How did you—”

  “I mean that last bit looks like a boat,” I blurted out. “But that can’t be what you mean. That’s ridiculous.”

  “Look!” Carter cried.

  I pressed in next to him at the patio doors. Down at the quayside, a boat was docked. But not a regular boat, mind you. It was an Egyptian reed boat, with two torches burning in the front, and a big rudder in the back. A figure in a black trench coat and hat—possibly Amos’s—stood at the tiller.

  I’ll admit, for once, I was at a loss for words.

  “We’re going in that,” Carter said. “To Brooklyn.”

  “We’d better get started,” Amos said.

  I whirled back to my grandmother. “Gran, please!”

  She brushed a tear from her cheek. “It’s for the best, my dear. You should take Muffin.”

  “Ah, yes,” Amos said. “We can’t forget the cat.”

  He turned towards the stairs. As if on cue, Muffin raced down in a leopard-spotted streak and leaped into my arms. She never does that.

  “Who are you?” I asked Amos. It was clear I was running out of options, but I at least wanted answers. “We can’t just go off with some stranger.”

  “I’m not a stranger.” Amos smiled at me. “I’m family.”

  And suddenly I remembered his face smiling down at me, saying, “Happy birthday, Sadie.” A memory so distant, I’d almost forgotten.

  “Uncle Amos?” I asked hazily.

  “That’s right, Sadie,” he said. “I’m Julius’s brother. Now come along. We have a long way to go.”

  C A R T E R

  5. We Meet the Monkey

  IT’S CARTER AGAIN. SORRY. We had to turn off the tape for a while because we were being followed by—well, we’ll get to that later.

  Sadie was telling you how we left London, right?

  So anyway, we followed Amos down to the weird boat docked at the quayside. I cradled Dad’s workbag under my arm. I still couldn’t believe he was gone. I felt guilty leaving London without him, but I believed Amos about one thing: right now Dad was beyond our help. I didn’t trust Amos, but I figured if I wanted to find out what had happened to Dad, I was going to have to go along with him. He was the only one who seemed to know anything.

  Amos stepped aboard the reed boat. Sadie jumped right on, but I hesitated. I’d seen boats like this on the Nile before, and they never seemed very sturdy.

  It w
as basically woven together from coils of plant fiber—like a giant floating rug. I figured the torches at the front couldn’t be a good idea, because if we didn’t sink, we’d burn. At the back, the tiller was manned by a little guy wearing Amos’s black trench coat and hat. The hat was shoved down on his head so I couldn’t see his face. His hands and feet were lost in the folds of the coat.

  “How does this thing move?” I asked Amos. “You’ve got no sail.”

  “Trust me.” Amos offered me a hand.

  The night was cold, but when I stepped on board I suddenly felt warmer, as if the torchlight were casting a protective glow over us. In the middle of the boat was a hut made from woven mats. From Sadie’s arms, Muffin sniffed at it and growled.

  “Take a seat inside,” Amos suggested. “The trip might be a little rough.”

  “I’ll stand, thanks.” Sadie nodded at the little guy in back. “Who’s your driver?”

  Amos acted as if he hadn’t heard the question. “Hang on, everyone!” He nodded to the steersman, and the boat lurched forward.

  The feeling was hard to describe. You know that tingle in the pit of your stomach when you’re on a roller coaster and it goes into free fall? It was kind of like that, except we weren’t falling, and the feeling didn’t go away. The boat moved with astounding speed. The lights of the city blurred, then were swallowed in a thick fog. Strange sounds echoed in the dark: slithering and hissing, distant screams, voices whispering in languages I didn’t understand.

  The tingling turned to nausea. The sounds got louder, until I was about to scream myself. Then suddenly the boat slowed. The noises stopped, and the fog dissipated. City lights came back, brighter than before.

  Above us loomed a bridge, much taller than any bridge in London. My stomach did a slow roll. To the left, I saw a familiar skyline—the Chrysler Building, the Empire State Building.

  “Impossible,” I said. “That’s New York.”

  Sadie looked as green as I felt. She was still cradling Muffin, whose eyes were closed. The cat seemed to be purring. “It can’t be,” Sadie said. “We only traveled a few minutes.”