Mr Darcy and Mr Collins's Widow

by Timothy Underwood

  The woman gestured excitedly as she spoke, and Darcy thought her fine bright eyes were most fetching. He also agreed with her. The country was mad for improvements, but Mrs. Collins was right: the end of the war, or increased production, might reverse the sharp rise in agricultural prices; to be overextended then would be dangerous. Darcy still plowed bone meal and lime into his fields to improve their fertility, but avoided the more extravagant projects the boom in rents had convinced many of his neighbors to undertake. He also had sold all of his estates that were not part of the traditional family holdings.

  Directly agreeing with her would not allow Darcy to see how deeply she’d thought on the issue, “It is true that should the war end prices likely will fall. Anyone can see that, but the war has continued almost twenty years: it might continue another twenty. While it does, it is likely that the Navy and Army shall absorb any excess.”

  “Perhaps.” Mrs. Collins spread her hands, “but, even then I greatly doubt that prices will stay this high forever. And what if they do, I would greatly prefer to have plenty of capital and be unhappy I did not use it than no capital and heavy debts should incomes fall.”

  “Yes, but as the Romans said, audentes fortuna iuvat — that is fortune favors the bold — you should not let fear of loss keep you from making investments likely to turn a profit.”

  Mrs. Collins smiled, “I see what you mean to say, you agree with Mr. Long that it is merely womanly fears which lead me to think this way. Perhaps.” The woman’s smile deepened, and the corners of her eyes crinkled to show real amusement as she continued, “However, as one of our English poets said, fools rush in where angels fear to tread. I will keep my angelic fears, and leave what fortune is to be gained from bold foolishness to men.”

  To his surprise Darcy laughed at Mrs. Collins’s sweet expression as she teased them, “in fact I agree. To make large outlays in the firm conviction wheat prices shall never fall seems foolhardy to me as well.”

  At that reply she gave a pleased laugh which brightened her face beautifully, “I see you delight in expressing opinions contrary to your own. I will remember that.”

  “Only for the sake of argument; in life I abhor deceit. But, if I directly agreed with you it would have been impossible to see how well you had thought on the issue.”

  Mrs. Collins responded with another charming smile which Darcy could not help but return, “My father loved to make statements to discover how another party would respond as well—Mr. Long,” she nodded at the man who watched them bemusedly, “spoke rightly when he said that I was taught to argue.”

  “Yes, but you do it so charmingly,” Mr. Long said. Then as the current dance had ended he gave a small bow and said “you must excuse me, I promised to dance the next with my wife.”

  The brightness of Mrs. Collins’s eyes gave Darcy a sudden impulse. With his own bow he asked, “Are you engaged for this set?”

  “I am not,” her face dimpled as she replied.

  “Would you do me the honor of dancing the set with me?”

  “It would be a pleasure, Mr. Darcy.” With that Darcy took her gloved hand and led her to join the line of couples.

  As they danced, Mrs. Collins drew him out with a stream of questions— about Georgiana, about Pemberley, about how he managed his estate, about his thoughts on Hertfordshire. There was an intelligent look in her eyes, and her responses to what he said were invariably well-informed, and often humorous. Her manners were not those of the best society, but their playfulness — and how her lively smiles lit her face — delighted Darcy.

  Mrs. Collins was claimed by another partner once the dance ended, and Darcy reflected with pleasure that he could not recall a more pleasant half hour spent in a ballroom. For the rest of the night the swish of her gown, or the flash of her eyes, or the merry tones of her voice caught his attention, and late in the evening they danced again. During the return trip to Netherfield Darcy smiled as the carriage bounced over the rural roads. The evening had started poorly, but in the end he enjoyed himself a great deal.

  * * * * *

  The morning after the ball Elizabeth hummed the tune from one of the sets she had danced with Darcy, and settled into the large padded chair in front of her desk. Last night had been a joy. She could not recall the last time she had conversed with a clever gentleman who would really listen to her. Further, Darcy was very handsome and danced delightfully. Elizabeth grinned as she remembered how he spent half the night walking the edges of the room with a proud look.

  She had never been so surprised as when he entered her otherwise fruitless conversation with Mr. Long — his nieces were very good woman, and Elizabeth wished them well, but few men ever took a woman seriously on matters of business. At first Elizabeth thought Darcy was one of those supercilious gentlemen with definite ideas about what a woman should speak on, and that he wished to prove her stupidity. However when he laughed it transformed his face: the pride disappeared, replaced by a good-natured sensibility.

  Elizabeth smiled at the view of her garden through the window; it was the sort of overcast and drizzly day which made one happy to be warm in their own room. She briefly glanced over her study, Elizabeth loved how it showed a mix of masculine and feminine traits. The solid leather bound account books and neatly organized piles of business letters on her heavy mahogany desk showed she conducted business here.

  The pretty chintz curtains, the watercolors drawn by Kitty and Lydia which hung around the room, and the flowered tea set on the coffee table near a dainty sofa showed, while a midsized estate was run from the room, it was run by a woman. Mr. Collins had lectured her at length on the imbecility of women, and their complete inability to manage their own affairs. Every time Elizabeth finished a negotiation with a tenant, or tallied up the rents from a successful year, or improved the drainage of a field for less than a neighbor had paid for similar project, every time she succeeded Elizabeth still felt the delightful thrill of proving him wrong.

  It was a silly self-indulgence, but several times a year she took out the dusty old account books and compared the rents received under her management to those received under his. Men had managed Longbourn poorly. She beat both Mr. Collins and her father. The reduced expense and additional control was not the only reason Elizabeth chose not to hire a new steward. Running the estate without help required hours of work daily, but the ability to throw her success at the memory of Mr. Collins’s voice was worth it. Incapable. Ha! Imbecilic. Ha! Only if an income six hundred pounds a year greater than his was incapable. Only if growing her rents every year was imbecilic.

  A portrait of her father hung above the fireplace. Fine bookshelves whose dark mahogany matched her desk covered the walls. Expensive and rare books filled them. Elizabeth both loved and hated the collection her father had created.

  She’d spent her childhood, those happy years before her father died, in this room. He let her read with him; he encouraged her to argue and think. She’d read most of the books on the shelves, and spent hours with her father very carefully admiring the rarer specimens, such as a first edition folio of Shakespeare’s collected works. He would call her a silly girl, but her father always treated her as a thinking creature, and more importantly expected her to act as one. The books reminded her of his love.

  And his failure.

  He saved no money. They would barely have maintained their status as gentlewomen with the limited fortune settled upon her mother. It left Elizabeth no way to protect Jane from that odious man except to marry him herself. After Mr. Collin’s death Elizabeth carefully studied the estate’s old account books. Her father spent an average of two hundred and fifty a year collecting books. If he saved that sum each year after Jane was born it would have doubled the amount settled upon his wife.

  He could’ve economized elsewhere. And his habits of indolence — the time spent with his beloved books — reduced his income. The estate had been neglected. Improvements that should’ve been made were not; the steward was not properly
supervised; contracts were not properly renegotiated. Rents had steadily increased everywhere in England since Mr. Bennet’s death, which explained some of the rise in Longbourn’s income, but Elizabeth judged that if properly managed by her father the estate would have yielded two or three hundred more a year —if saved that too would have left his daughters well dowered and protected from concern.

  Mrs. Bennet. The year she was too frightened of Elizabeth to speak to her had let Elizabeth’s anger cool. Still, Elizabeth thought very poorly of her mother. She had worried about the entail, obsessed about her daughters marrying well, and never economized. She then convinced Jane to marry Mr. Collins because she was unwilling to survive off the income of five thousand pounds a year. Her behavior combined greed with imprudence.

  Elizabeth knew her family’s situation after Mr. Bennet’s death was more her father’s fault than her mother’s. But, perhaps because she never could forget how her mother reacted when they showed her Lydia’s bruises, Mrs. Bennet was the one she never really forgave. Elizabeth’s body still tightened with anger when she remembered their argument after Mr. Collins died.

  Elizabeth had promised herself, before Mr. Collins had even been buried, that no one she cared for would ever again want for money. She intended to save enough so, not only her sisters, but any daughters they might have, and any daughters those daughters might have would be able to marry or not as they pleased. Elizabeth immediately gave notice to half the staff, slashed their clothes budget, and sold the new carriage Mr. Collins had bought to purchase a much older one.

  Mrs. Bennet had nagged Elizabeth to change her decision. Elizabeth had little patience for her at the time, and ordered her to be silent. Despite the passage of years Elizabeth could clearly remember Mrs. Bennett’s shouted response, “You are selfish! A selfish child who cares nothing for Jane or Lydia or any of your family. Lord! I so wish you had not stolen Jane’s place.”

  “One more word from you! One more, and I swear, I swear I will throw you out in the hedgerows you fear so much. I will tolerate no more of your demands. None. Another word and you will be turned out this evening. Do not speak to me again, ever.” Elizabeth had been serious. The only reason she did not actually turn Mrs. Bennet out was because the scandal would’ve hurt Jane’s prospects.

  It had been years, and Elizabeth now regretted how she had treated her mother. Despite everything, Mrs. Bennet was her mother. It was not right for a daughter to control their mother through threats. It was something Mr. Collins might have done.

  For a year after the two had not spoken: Mrs. Bennet too frightened to start a conversation, and Elizabeth too angry. Time though eased most wounds. They still spent little time together, but Elizabeth could now be polite to her mother. And her mother had learned to rarely ask for money. She could spend the income from her own five thousand pounds as she willed, but otherwise Elizabeth would run the household as she chose.

  The family lived most comfortably, and Elizabeth had only modestly reduced their show of consequence in the neighborhood. Still, she spent barely half what the family did during her father’s life. It was a slow process, but over the past four years between economy, increased rents, and the very good return on capital she had given to her uncle, Elizabeth had put aside six thousand pounds towards her sister’s dowries. Another three thousand pounds had been gained from the fields she recently sold.

  Several times a month Elizabeth took the Consol bonds, East India Company share certificates, and bank account books from her safe to look at the paper representation of the accumulated funds. They made her feel safe.

  Jane clearly liked Mr. Bingley a great deal. And Mr. Bingley had paid more attention to her than any other girl at the assembly. It was very early, but Elizabeth wondered if she might soon lose her sister.

  Mr. Bingley was worth four thousand a year. The number lit her mother’s eyes with avarice; it made Elizabeth apprehensive. She unlocked her strong box, and pulled the certificates and account books out. It was not a bad sum, but divided in four it would look pitifully small to a man with four thousand a year. Elizabeth would not mortgage the estate, or give Jane funds which ought to go to her other sisters.

  Elizabeth shrugged and put the certificates away. She wished her sisters to marry, and marry well, but a good husband was a good man, not a rich one. A man who scorned a girl of Jane’s beauty and kindness due to her relative poverty, or her connections to trade, was not a man Elizabeth wished for her sister.

  As the lock clicked back into place there was a knock from her door and Jane entered. Elizabeth smiled, and walked to embrace her sister, “what draws you here this morning?”

  Jane seemed uncomfortable, and in a tense voice said, “Mama begged me to speak with you.”

  “Oh?” Elizabeth refused to feel angry before she heard, but the fact that Jane was her intermediary proved Elizabeth would not be happy.

  “She wants — Lizzy you know I wish nothing for myself, and entirely approve of how you run the house. I am only saying what Mama begged me to. She wants us to hire a new lady’s maid, a better cook, and lay out several hundred pounds to update our wardrobes and the house’s furnishings.”

  “Does she now.” Tight anger leapt out of her stomach as Elizabeth bit out, “Did Mama give some reason for this application?”

  Jane did not reply, her eyes unhappy. Jane always supported Elizabeth, but she did not like to see her and Mrs. Bennet at odds. It was that more than anything else which led Elizabeth to tolerate her mother.

  Elizabeth gave the explanation Jane would not. “She wants to impress Mr. Bingley no doubt. All this time I had thought she may have become more reasonable. But no, it was merely that there was no gentleman worthy of her avarice in the vicinity. But now there is and she wishes again to sell her daughters.”

  Elizabeth felt Jane take her hand and squeeze it. She slowly calmed and paid attention to the sensation of her breath leaving as she exhaled. She looked at Jane, “Do you wish new dresses? I will not spend a great deal of course, but —”

  Jane shook her head, and Elizabeth added with a smile, “Not even to impress Mr. Bingley? You seemed to like him a great deal last night.”

  Jane blushed, “He is just what a young man ought to be, sensible, good humored, lively.”

  “He is also handsome, which a young man ought likewise to be, if he possibly can.”

  Jane laughed, and said “I confess I was very much flattered when he asked me to dance a second time. But no, if I were to spend a great deal on clothes in hopes of attaching him — no, I would not wish to behave so.”

  After some further words, Jane left Elizabeth to her correspondence. She refused to let her mother’s request ruin her mood. Mrs. Bennet had no power, and Elizabeth hoped she would know enough to not push.

  Midway through a letter from Mr. Gardiner describing his purchase of a large set of drainage pipes for Elizabeth, Lydia entered the room.

  She stood in front of Elizabeth, “You must tell me more about this man you danced with.”

  After her mourning period ended it felt as if every unmarried gentleman in the neighborhood wished to court her. She had been just sixteen, and the nightmares which had ended months earlier returned as Elizabeth faced the sudden burst of male attention — and the idea of marriage. Lydia protected Elizabeth from much of this pressure. She acted like a brat in company to give Elizabeth an excuse to leave the room, and she never left Elizabeth alone with a man.

  Elizabeth was grateful to her sister, but that time had passed. Elizabeth eventually became comfortable enough to politely and clearly make her disinterest known, and with that confidence her nightmares and nervous anxieties had faded: she no longer needed Lydia’s help to fend off unwanted suitors.

  Lydia did not agree. She wished to know everything about any man who showed the slightest interest in Elizabeth. Then she would behave in a quite ill-bred fashion towards them.

  Most times Lydia’s behavior amused Elizabeth. However, she did not wish Lydia
to act in her customary manner in this case. Mr. Darcy was a delight to converse with and Elizabeth liked him. Further, he was Mr. Bingley’s friend. It might hurt Jane’s position if Lydia offended him.

  “He is a very nice gentleman — I enjoyed our conversation, he took my opinions seriously, and would take the other side of a debate simply for the pleasure of the argument. It reminded me of the talks I used to have with father.”

  Lydia gave an unladylike snort, “He is still a man.” Elizabeth smiled at the way her sister’s face wrinkled in disgust. Despite the good example of the Gardiners, Elizabeth’s marriage led Lydia to loathe men and the wedded state. When Mrs. Bennet anxiously exclaimed, ‘Lord! All of you still unmarried, and Jane nearly an old maid!’ Lydia would inevitably reply, ‘well, I have determined to never marry. I think it good we all are free of men.’

  The amusement in Elizabeth’s eyes annoyed Lydia and she stamped her foot, “He certainly wishes to marry you to acquire Longbourn. Men are greedy — and none of them are perceptive enough to realize how clever you are.”

  Elizabeth laughed at the compliment, “Now don’t speak in that manner, while seldom as fair as the fairer sex some men do have their own virtues. Darcy, I believe, did perceive my great cleverness — which is a great deal less than you assume it to be. Now, promise you will not bother him, we are barely acquainted and I’m sure neither of us desires to be more than friends — Mr. Darcy is more than wealthy enough to not have any desire to marry me for Longbourn.”

  Elizabeth held her sister’s eyes until she nodded, and pouted, “I should have met him and Mr. Bingley last night, when will you let me attend balls?”

  With a laugh Elizabeth replied, “Not for another six months yet — don’t show me that face, you’ll meet them in a few days, I heard Sir William ask Bingley to his party the day after tomorrow.”

  “La! It will be so much fun to see your and Jane’s new suitor — can I borrow your yellow ribbon?”