Succulent

by Zane

  I started flying to them, as long as they paid for it. One man, Ronald, emailed Dawn and said that his wife could not fuck him right with a strap-on dick. He asked if I was capable of doing it right. When Dawn approached me about his offer, I stated, “If he wants to be fucked up the ass, I will fuck the living daylights out of him!”

  Four days later I was landing at JFK Airport and taking a cab to Queens. I was a little taken aback when his wife answered the door, proclaiming, “Thank goodness you’re here! Ronald’s driving me nuts! I have the strap-on all ready for you!”

  Sure enough, when I walked into the upstairs bedroom, Ronald was lying on his stomach tied to the bedposts with nylons, and a gigantic strap-on dick was sitting at the end of the bed waiting for me to put it on. That shit turned me on like nothing else in my life. For years, men had fucked over women, and now I had the opportunity to fuck them back—with no grease!

  Ronald was so excited as I mounted him that he came before I even stuck the strap-on in his ass. I stuck it in slowly at first and told him, “You’re gonna be my bitch by the end of the night!” I made him my bitch, too. He screamed with delight. He praised my good deed. He paid me ten thousand dollars for giving him the fuck of the century. Then I left.

  I stayed the night in New York City, on Ronald’s tab of course. I chose the most expensive hotel I could find and ordered almost everything on the room service menu. I got bored halfway through the night and decided to “peruse” Times Square. Okay, I admit it. I wanted some dick, and dick is never hard to find anywhere but it is extremely accessible in the Big Apple. I found a lively bar, took a seat on a bar stool, and searched for what was appealing to me for the night. Instead of one appetizer, I found two. They were an attractive couple, obviously tourists because they looked scared. I was not from there either but I wasn’t scared of a damn thing. I approached their booth and asked if I could sit down. It did not take much convincing to lure them back to my room. They were engaged and from Texas. I turned both of them out and wished them a long, happy life together.

  The next day I flew back home. Carl was waiting for me at the door, so angry that smoke was damn near coming out of his ears. My secret was out. One of his friends had seen me on the internet. Now all his friends knew about me fucking on Dawn’s site. His parents knew. His grandmother in the rent-controlled apartment in Brooklyn knew and had declared that he was not getting another penny of her money since his wife was making a bundle “selling ass.”

  What amazed me about the entire thing was that Carl cussed me out like he had some kind of leverage in our situation. He threatened to leave me. I asked him, “How long will it take you to get your shit packed?” He announced that it was already packed. I said, “Good, then don’t let the doorknob hit you on the ass on the way out.” He stood there, shocked, realizing something that most men never see coming. I did not need him. I did not want him. I could make it without him. I could do badly all by myself and he was not contributing shit.

  Carl did leave and returned to his musical pipe dreams. I stayed with Dawn’s enterprise for another year and decided to move to Vegas after my divorce was finalized. I became a high-class hooker and made more money than Dawn was providing me by starting my own stable. What’s the name of my company? That should be obvious. It’s called Trisexuality.

  About the Contributors

  After meeting both Zane and Allison Hobbs in Philadelphia, Ahnjel decided to appreciate life and indulge her sensuality by taking a leap of faith. Having recently turned fifty, she is excited about this story, her first publication.

  Renee Alexis is the author of many short stories published with Kensington’s Aphrodisia line. When she’s not writing spicy stories, she’s engaging in her other ventures: teaching school and making gemstone jewelry. Born and raised in Detroit, Michigan, she loves the excitement and activity of urban living. She loves hearing from fans: reneealexis.net.

  Anthony Beal: This thirty-two-year-old horror erotica writer with aged tequila for blood devotes his scribblings as well as his leisure time to varying degrees of sacrilege and libertinage and is believed to exist in more than one universe. Between attempts to take over the world, he hangs his hat at theofficialanthonybeal.com.

  Been (b n) is a make-believe name for a real sista who writes stuff: real stuff about make-believe people, make-believe stuff about real people, and make-believe stuff about make-believe people. Occasionally, she writes real stuff about real people, but she changes the names so they won’t sue her for real and stuff. She lives in Cali.

  Camille Blue is a writer, a book reviewer, and a librarian living in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. She is currently working on a novel. Ms. Blue may be contacted at camilleblue2007@yahoo.com.

  Rachel Kramer Bussel (rachelkramerbussel.com) is senior editor at Penthouse Variations, hosts In the Flesh Erotic Reading Series, and wrote the popular Lusty Lady column for the Village Voice. Her work has been published in over one hundred anthologies, including Best American Erotica 2004 and 2006, and her books include Caught Looking, She’s on Top, He’s on Top, and Naughty Spanking Stories from A to Z 1 and 2.

  Dina lives in Michigan and is a gifted spiritualist and writer. She is currently writing her first erotic novel. She can be reached at dinawritesbooks@yahoo.com.

  Lotus Falcon is a native of Washington, D.C., who holds a BS in education and an MPA in public administration. She is an educator in the D.C. public schools system who also leads women empowerment/sexuality workshops and sells adult toys and products. She is currently working on several writing products for children and adults and is married with seven children.

  Samantha J. Green is an eighteen-year-old native of Shreveport, Louisiana, and the self-proclaimed number one FAN of Zane. She began writing at the age of twelve and is currently attending Centenary College of Louisiana, where she majors in communication with an emphasis on professional writing. She can be reached at dal8ydestiny@aol.com.

  Lesley E. Hal is the author of Blind Temptations: The Seduction of Sex, Lies & Betrayal, which is her first book. You can visit her website at pleasureprinciplepublishing.com. Her first novel is available at barnesandnoble.com and amazon.com.

  Chris Hayden is a native of St. Louis, Missouri. Door of Kush Multimedia publishes his novel, A Vampyre Blues: The Passion of Varnado. His story “Selena the Sexual Healer” (under the name Victor DeVanardo) appeared in Chocolate Flava.

  Tigress Healy is one of many pseudonyms for this flourishing writer. Originally from New York, she now resides in Georgia with her family. She is currently working on several erotica and cultural fiction projects. She can be reached at tigresshealy @yahoo.com.

  Linda “Sunshine” Herman is a thirty-one-year-old wife and mother residing in Cordele, Georgia. She has been employed as an emergency dispatcher for more than twelve years. Her passion is entertaining others through her creative writing.

  Wanda D. Hudson is the author of Wait for Love: A Black Girl’s Story. She is currently working on her second novel titled, A Sheltered Life. Ms. Hudson can be reached at www.wandadhudson.com.

  Ms. Lovelie Ladie: I have an AAS. I have always written poetry. My first book should be out by March, titled, Love Sweet Love, a book of erotic poetry. I also plan to publish my book of erotic tales, which is where “An Arresting, Intoxicating Situation” came from. This will be my first story published, but definitely not my last. I love writing and this is a dream come true for me. Thanks, Zane.

  Dangerous Lee is the writer of the monthly humor advice column Ask Dangerous Lee and an internet radio personality on nghosi.com. When she’s not writing, she’s starring in B horror movies such as The Executioner’s Tale and raising her daughter. Visit her at myspace.com/dangerouslee.

  B. F. Redd currently lives in the Birmingham, Alabama, area with her husband and three boys. She started writing as an emotional outlet and, on the urging of friends, began posting her poems and stories on the internet. They caught the attention of another author, and she is now working on her book of
short stories called Ridin’ Dirty.

  Teresa Noelle Roberts writes romantic erotica and erotic romance, both under her own name and as one-half of the writing team known as Sophie Mouette. Her stories have appeared in Best Women’s Erotica 2004, 2005, and 2007, numerous Wicked Words anthologies from Virgin Black Lace books, fishnetmag.com, and many other publications. Sophie Mouette’s first novel, Cat Scratch Fever, was published in 2006 by Virgin Black Lace.

  Michelle J. Robinson resides in New York City, is the mother of identical twin boys, and studied journalism at New York University. Her short story “Mi Destino” was included in Zane’s New York Times bestseller Caramel Flava, and she has recently completed two novels— Color Me Grey and Serial Typical. Michelle can be reached at Robinson_201@hotmail.com or at myspace.com/justef.

  Alice Sturdivant is the pseudonym of a freelance writer who lives and writes in Hopkins, South Carolina.

  Tyanna graduated from the University of Connecticut (UCONN) in May 2006, with a BFA from the School of Fine Arts. She looks forward to exploring her possibilities and achieving much success throughout her journey in life. She is a Contemporary Artist and samples of her work can be found on myspace.com/ty_madyson.

  Memphis Vaughn Jr. is the editor of TimBookTu, the premier African-American online poetry and writing website. He edited Journey to TimBookTu: An African-American Poetic Odyssey, a collection of poetry, short stories, and essays published in 2002, and was a contributor to Chocolate Flava under the pen name blk_man4u. He resides in Mobile, Alabama, and is currently completing his collection of erotic short stories in 2008.

  Randy Walker is a native of Mississippi, where he is licensed to practice law. He recently completed his first novel, The Keys of My Soul, and currently serves on the English faculty of Lane College in Jackson, Tennessee. Randy can be reached through his website, randybandit.com.

  Romeo Walker is an aspiring writer, originally from Baltimore, Maryland. He is a proud graduate of Alabama State University and a member of Iota Phi Theta Fraternity Inc. Thanks to Shantel, Romeka, Tiana, Portia, Courtney, Ronica, Demetrius, Todd, Cameron, Temica, Anna, Dawn, and Hermelyn.

  Zane is the publisher of Strebor Books, a division of Atria Books/Simon & Schuster. She is the New York Times bestselling author of more than ten titles and the executive producer of Zane’s Sex Chronicles, a Cinemax Original Series. She resides in the Washington, D.C., metropolitan area.