The Stories of Alice Adams

by Alice Adams

  She should have been rewarded, Lucretia believed, by a phone call from Simon, asking her out to dinner at last. But she was not. Burt called several times, still wanting to see her, and each time the phone rang she imagined that it would be Simon, but it was not. After some time of this she thought, I am much too old to wait for phone calls. And so she called him.

  As she had more or less known that he would be, Simon was gallantly contrite. He had meant to call her, he had looked forward to seeing her, but had been stuck with crazy busyness. Department politics, plus high-level university trouble.

  She reassured him. Perfectly all right—she had been busy, too. She invited him to dinner.

  Oh, no, he said, they must go out, and he named a place that he wanted to try. On the waterfront. Supposed to be excellent food, and also attractive. Hard to get reservations, but he would try, and call her back. They settled on a night. He did call back, to say that he could get a table only at seven, too early, but worth a try. He would pick her up at six-thirty; he would very much look forward to seeing her.

  Like a nervous girl, Lucretia wondered what to wear. She was tempted to buy something new and wonderful, but she did not like the styles of that year. She settled on her best old black dress that everyone liked.

  At about six her phone rang, and Lucretia’s heart sank as she thought, It must be Burt, or worse, it’s Simon, canceling.

  It was Simon, not canceling but apologizing: A meeting was holding him up, could they possibly meet at the restaurant?

  Driving down Broadway, through all the mess of lights and traffic, it occurred to Lucretia that she should have taken a cab; this way they would have to part publicly in some parking lot.

  The restaurant was in an old wharf building, remodeled: low, dark ceilings, low lights, a long, rich bar and spectacular view of the bay and the Bay Bridge, Oakland. Black water and huge, dim, looming boats.

  At first, coming in, Lucretia could not see Simon, but then she said his name, and she was directed: there, he could have been no one else—tall, lean, fair Simon, with his narrow face, long nose, sardonic mouth. He was standing, smiling, and then coming toward her, hands outstretched to her.

  They both said, “Oh, I’m so glad—” and stopped, and laughed.

  Their dinner was much in that key, enthusiastically friendly, with good laughs. And relatively impersonal. Simon gracefully deflected anything verging on the personal, did not discuss his two marriages. Instantly sensitive to his mood and needs (this was one of her major skills), Lucretia was amusing. She told funny stories about the paper, about people she had interviewed. And they exchanged travel notes; they both loved the South of France, the North of Italy, and they laughed at the unoriginality of their tastes.

  Simon’s hair, though still thick, was actually white, not blond, as Lucretia had remembered. But, as she sat with him there, she was seeing not the elderly man whom another person might have described as distinguished but rather a young, blond, athletic Simon, with his fair hair and dark-brown eyes, his high, white intellectual brow, and his clever, sensual mouth. She was seeing and responding to a very young man, but also to an aging man, with white hair, whom she hardly knew. With whom she had an animated, no-depth conversation. But to whom she responded, deeply.

  As she had imagined, and feared, they parted at her car, though, bending down to her, Simon asked anxiously, “Should I follow you home? See that you get there safely?”

  “Oh no, I drive around all the time. I’ll be fine.”

  A brush of mouths on cheeks. Good night.

  Lucretia knew that she was much too old to wait for the phone to ring, and yet the next day, a Saturday, she found that that was what she was doing. Despite the fact that her answering machine was functioning, she kept herself within range of her telephone, postponing the small weekend tasks that would make enough noise to drown it out. Postponing neighborhood errands.

  Until she thought, This is absolutely, utterly ridiculous, And she went out for an extended walk, doing errands, and even appreciating the beautiful day.

  Coming home, though, and noting her machine’s nonflashing light, no messages, she experienced a sinking of her spirits: he had not called.

  This was crazy, she knew that; she thought, I cannot let myself do this. I will simply have to take charge. I’ll call him. This is the nineties, no matter how old we are.

  “Simon, it’s Lucretia. I just wanted to thank you for dinner. It was really terrific. I had a marvelous time, so lovely to see you, really, I wondered, could you come here for dinner, do you think? Maybe next Friday? Well, actually Saturday’s fine. Even better. Great! See you then.”

  Rack of lamb? Steak au poivre? Or were those too show-offy, obvious? Maybe just cracked crab and a salad? But that showed off nothing at all, no cooking. And then she thought, Dear God, it doesn’t matter. I’ll make something good. Whatever.

  But she spent the next week in elaborate fantasies of the possible evening with Simon. In which, sometimes, they went from passionate kissing at the door directly to bed, where things went well.

  So obsessed was she that she wondered, Have I fallen in love with Simon? At my age? Is that what this is all about?

  She noted that in her dreams several other men appeared whom she had not thought of for years. She dreamed of Jim and of Tommy, of poor dead Jason, of beautiful Silvio. And of several others.

  By the actual night on which the actual Simon came to her house for dinner, Lucretia was exhausted, emotionally, so drained that preparing the rack of lamb, God knows an easy dish, had taken great effort. Not to mention blow-drying her hair, brushing it.

  It was partly from fatigue, then, that later, in her pretty living room, a familiar and perfect backdrop for love, Lucretia found herself regarding Simon with the most terrible sadness. She was not in love with Simon, she really was not—although he was perfectly nice and in his way quite handsome, still, and interesting. It was simply that he reminded her of love. Some hint of all the men she had ever loved was in his aura, like a scent. One sniff of it and she thought, Ah, love!

  That knowledge, or insight, though sad, was relaxing to Lucretia, and she said, “I hope you won’t mind if we eat unfashionably early? I’m sort of tired.”

  “Not at all. It’s a terrible thing about age,” he said, with his attractive, crooked smile. “I find that I’m tired a lot.”

  “Oh, I am, too!” and she flashed her answering bright smile, as she thought, Oh good, I won’t have to pretend anymore. And I won’t even think about falling in love.

  But of course she did.

  A Very Nice Dog

  A few weeks ago, somewhat against my better judgment, I went to a Sunday-lunch party in Sausalito, at which I was deeply bored by the guest of honor, an actor whom I had not especially wanted to meet, and at which I ate very little lunch. But where I met a very nice black dog, an aging Lab, slightly grizzled around the jaw, with large, kind, gentle, and hopeful dark-brown eyes. There he was, lying out in the sun in a corner of my friend Patrick’s deck, in the ravishingly beautiful and warm late-October sunlight.

  Patrick and I are old, old friends; a very long time ago we were undergraduates together, in Charlottesville, and now we like to say (sometimes we like it) that we are aging together, transported out here to California. I live by myself in San Francisco, and Patrick lives with his friend Oliver in the dark-shingled old Sausalito house, with its newly added cantilevered deck, and its stunning view of the bay and boats, and Alcatraz and Belvedere.

  Because of Oliver’s allergies they have no pets, although before Oliver entered his life Patrick had Burmese cats, and sometimes a handsome poodle as well. I have three cats. This new dog was not Patrick’s, then. “He lives across the street,” Oliver explained, when I asked, surprised at finding a dog there. That day Oliver was serving, since Patrick had chosen to cook, and they both seemed a little harassed by this change of roles, Oliver being the better and more usual cook. They had little patience for pet conversations—
at first.

  Patrick is an architect, talented and energetic when he has a project going, depressed when he does not. Genuinely witty, often kind, and sometimes mean, he retains friendships with many old clients. And makes new ones: he had just done a house for this actor, Tom Something, in the Napa Valley. He truly loves his friends, all of them, although he is capable of some manipulation, a little mischief. On the lunch-party day he had clearly enjoyed my discomfort when he would not tell me who was stopping by to pick me up; since I don’t drive, some friends and especially Patrick insist on arranging my transportation, when I would really rather do it myself; there are buses to Sausalito, and even a cab is not all that expensive.

  At this point I must go back and introduce an element new to this story: a man whom for quite a while I had wanted to know. Just that: he looked interesting, and the little I knew of him was appealing. The appeal was not sexy; he looked to be at least ten years older than I am, and I am too old to be turned on by older men. We had met at some large gathering or other, some time ago, and now when our paths literally crossed on city walks—we both are walkers, we live in the same neighborhood—we would exchange a few words. But he gave an impression of chosen solitude, of great reserve. Justin Solomon, a small dark man with a shock of white hair, and a very slight limp, although he still walked even faster than I did, and I walk fast. He had been a civil rights lawyer, not flamboyant but quietly, wisely effective, and was rumored to give most of his money, earned and inherited from a family brokerage, to those causes. His wife of many years had recently died; she had been a distant friend-connection of Patrick’s; thus Patrick knew Justin much better than I did. I thought Justin looked lonely, as well as wryly intelligent—and too thin.

  It seems to me simpleminded to label all nurturing impulses “maternal,” especially in this instance, but I do like to cook, and I would have liked to ask Mr. Solomon to dinner. However, I felt that I didn’t know him well enough, and there is always the female dread (still!) of being misinterpreted, of being perceived as predatory, a sexual aggressor. Or just as lonely.

  But since Patrick had this Justin Solomon connection, when he asked me for lunch and began to go on about drivers, I thought, and then said, “What about Justin Solomon?”

  “Oh! Well! I hadn’t exactly planned to invite dear Justin, it’s not exactly his kind of party, but I’ll think about it.”

  “You’ll let me know?”

  “Of course.” He laughed. “Or I may leave it to be a surprise. I’ll surprise you with a driver.” He laughed again. “I’ll send a stretch limo.”

  The neurotic truth is that I don’t much like surprises. I like to know pretty clearly what’s going to happen. A kind A.A. friend tells me that this comes from having had alcoholic parents, but I did not want to get into any of that with Patrick. Also, I really thought it likely that he would ask Justin, and had only wanted to tease me.

  In the interval between that phone call and the Sunday of the lunch, I had many fantasy conversations with my new best friend, Justin Solomon, as we drove from my house, on Green Street, to Patrick’s, in Sausalito. In the course of these talks just possibly he could point to some spot of hope in what I saw as the hopeless awfulness of most recent events, in Russia and Bosnia, in Africa. In Washington, and even L.A.

  But as a terrible corrective to this intimate fantasy, I thought too about the stereotype that I feared, of the eager, elderly woman, and I cringed. There must be a lot of such ladies “after” Justin, I thought.

  And so I was rather torn about the prospect of my drive to Sausalito, with whomever, and I gave it far too much thought.

  What actually happened was that Patrick’s friend Oliver picked me up; he had to get some special bread for the lunch at a delicatessen down on Chestnut Street, and so he combined the two errands, me and the special Italian bread.

  I was deeply disappointed. I tried not to think about it, or to show it.

  Which brings me back to the lunch, the boring too-young actor, Tom, and the nice dog over in the corner of the deck, near the still-flowering azalea.

  “Venice is like, like really beautiful,” said Tom, as I thought, It’s not like beautiful, you silly jerk. It is.

  Tom is very handsome, I guess, with a round blond unlined and (to me) entirely uninteresting, unsexy face, and a deep insistent voice. “Then we did a shoot in Dubrovnik,” he said, intoning. “A tragic city—” (At least he did not say it was like a tragic city.)

  Many years of practice have enabled me to smile at what I believe and hope are appropriate pauses, though with this Tom it hardly mattered, so concerned was he with his speech, so little aware of his victim-audience. Unless, as I have sometimes suspected of considerable bores, he was doing it on purpose; having sensed my perhaps unusual failure to respond to his charm, he set out to bore me to death.

  The lunch was not very good, although Patrick’s intentions were generous; gray, overdone slices of cold lamb, and underdone potato salad. Patrick, a somewhat competitive person, does not like to admit that Oliver is the better cook. (Earlier I had even wondered if some misplaced competitiveness with Justin for my friendship had made Patrick not invite Justin to this party.)

  I looked over at the dog, who was looking wistfully in the direction of the party, the people, I thought. I also thought how polite of him not to come over and beg for food. And then, as though acknowledging my thought, he turned his head away, showing a profile that was both proud and noble.

  “But hey! I really love those guys!” said Tom the actor. Serbs? Bosnians? Venetians? No matter, he was now talking to someone else, and I no longer had to pretend that I was listening.

  Very carefully and (I hoped) unobtrusively, then, I packed all my lamb into my napkin, and as though heading into the house I got up and went over to the dog. I knelt beside him and began to feed him the nice cold meat, whose toughness he did not seem to mind. He took every piece very tidily from my hand, with no slobber or visible greed. He looked at me with his beautiful dark-brown-purple velvet eyes, and I felt that an important connection between us had been established.

  After maybe five minutes I went back to my table, and the party continued much as before.

  And later Oliver took me home at a reasonably early hour, although I could happily have left even earlier. I did not see the dog around as I left.

  The next day I called Patrick to thank him for the lunch, and I also said, “What a nice dog that was; I really liked him.”

  And Patrick said, “Oh, that’s Max. Poor baby, he is. Terribly nice, and his people have deserted him. Moved back into town, except on weekends.”

  “Couldn’t you and Oliver adopt him?”

  “Well, I’d love to. But you know, Oliver’s allergies. And the poor dog’s so lonesome, he howls all night.”

  That wrenched my heart; I truly could not bear it. Lonesome Max at night. And although I do have three cats, one of whom is skittish to a point of near psychosis, I was thinking that maybe I could take Max. Emma was already so crazy; she would just have to cope, as the rest of us do.

  But at that moment a small and vivid memory filled my mind: on a recent walk in Cow Hollow, where Justin Solomon and I both live, I had come upon him on Jackson Street, near Alta Plaza park. In his old brown sweater and chinos, Justin did not look like a lawyer, even retired. Together for a few moments that day, we observed the frisking dogs whose recreational terrain that park is, and Justin sighed as he said, “I should get a dog. I’d really like one, but I don’t seem to get around to it.”

  Excitedly I now told Patrick, “Listen! Justin Solomon wants a dog; he told me. You know him. Call him and tell him about Max. Max would be perfect for Justin, they’re both so polite.”

  As I might have known he would, Patrick saw this as a less than wonderful idea. “In the first place,” he told me, “the Fowlers probably have their own idea for Max. They may have left him there on purpose. To guard the house.”

  That seemed a reasonable point, although I ar
gued, “But couldn’t you call them? Say that Max is keeping you awake?”

  That last was inspired; Patrick likes to complain. A legitimate gripe makes him very happy.

  I was right. Patrick agreed to call the Fowlers.

  “And if that doesn’t work you could call the SPCA,” I suggested.

  But, hanging up, I felt a little glum as to the possible outcomes of my interference, although at that point I saw my motives as pure. Very likely nothing good would come of this, and I could have made things worse for Max if the SPCA got into it; they might haul him off to a shelter. I considered taking a cab to Sausalito, somehow finding Max and luring him into the car. Taking him home, and even sedating Emma.

  Typically, Patrick did not call for several days, during which I had more bad, sad thoughts about lonely Max, howling in Sausalito.

  And then Patrick called, and he asked me, “Are you sitting down? I have some really, truly great news.”

  Well, he did. He had called the Fowlers, and Mrs. Fowler, who turned out to be nice but a little silly, told Patrick that she was so sorry, she too was sad over Max. But they had to be in town most nights. If only they could find a nice home for Max, who was no longer young; he was six, she said. Patrick said he would try to help; he was sorry that his friend was so allergic. And then he actually called Justin Solomon and said that he had heard (“I didn’t think you’d want me to say it was you”) that Justin might want a dog. And (“this is the part you won’t believe”) Justin just happened to have an errand in Marin County that very day; and Justin came over and met Max and took him home. “On approval, he said,” said Patrick. “But I could tell that he was in love.”

  “Patrick, that’s really the best story I ever heard.” And it was, a totally satisfying story, marvelous: lonely nice Max in a good kind home, and lonely Justin with a very nice dog.

  The only missing element for me, and I had to admit this to myself, was my own role. I actually would have liked it if Patrick had given me the proper credit, of course I would. Better to be thought a little indiscreet than to remain almost invisible, I thought.