Complete Works of Harriet Beecher Stowe

by Harriet Beecher Stowe

  “Wal, now, this beats all!” said Hiel Jones the stage driver, who had secured one of the best perches in the little gallery.

  Hiel Jones, in virtue of his place on the high seat of the daily stage that drove through Poganuc Center on the Boston turnpike, felt himself invested with a sort of grandeur as occupying a predominant position in society from whence he could look down on all its movements and interests. Everybody bowed to Hiel. Every housekeeper charged him with her bundle or commissioned him with her errand. Bright-eyed damsels smiled at him from windows as he drove up to house-doors, and of all that was going on in Poganuc Center, or any of the villages for twenty miles around, Hiel considered himself as a competent judge and critic. Therefore he came at an early hour and assumed a seat where he could not only survey the gathering congregation but throw out from time to time a few suggestions on the lighting up and arrangements.

  “Putty wal got up, this ‘ere, for Poganuc Center,” he said to Job Peters, a rather heavy lad who had secured the place beside him.

  “Putty wal, considerin’! Take care there, Siah Beers, ye’ll set them air spruce boughs afire ef you ain’t careful lightin’ our candles; spruce boughs go like all natur ef ye once start ‘em. These ‘ere things takes jedgment, Siah. Tell Ike Bissel there to h’ist his pole a leetle higher; he don’t reach them air top candles; what’s the feller thinkin’ of? Look out, Jimmy! Ef ye let down that top winder it flares the candles, and they’ll gutter like thunder; better put it up.”

  When the church was satisfactorily lighted Hiel began his comments on the assembling audience:

  “There goes Squire Lewis and Mis’ Lewis and old lady Lewis and Idy Lewis and the Lewis boys. On time, they be. Heads down — sayin’ prayers, I s’pose! Folks don’t do so t’ our meetin’; but folks’ ways is different. Bless my soul, ef there ain’t old Zeph Higgins, lookin’ like a last year’s mullen-stalk! I swow, ef the old critter hain’t act’ally hitched up and come down with his hull team — wife and boys and yaller dog and all.”

  “Why, Zeph Higgins ain’t ‘Piscopal, is he?” said Job, who was less versed than Hiel in the gossip of the day.

  “Lordy massy, yis! Hain’t ye heard that Zeph’s signed off two months ago, and goin’ in strong for the ‘Piscopals?”

  “Wal, that air beats all,” said his auditor. “Zeph is about the last timber I’d expect to make a ‘Piscopal of.” “Oh, lands! he ain’t no more ‘Piscopal than I be, Zeph Higgins ain’t; he’s nothin’ but a mad Presbyterian, like a good many o’ the rest on ‘em,” said Hiel.

  “Why, what’s he mad about?”

  “Laws, it’s nothin’ but that air old business about them potatoes that Zeph traded to Deacon Dickenson a year ago. Come to settle up, there was about five and sixpence that they couldn’t ‘gree ‘bout. Zeph, he said the deacon cheated him, and the deacon stood to it he was right; and they had it back and forth, and the deacon wouldn’t give in, and Zeph wouldn’t. And there they stood with their horns locked like two bulls in a pastur’ lot. Wal, they had ’em up ‘fore the church, and they was labored with — both sides. The deacon said, finally, he’d pay the money for peace’ sake, if Zeph would take back what he said ‘bout his bein’ a cheat and a liar; and Zeph he said he wouldn’t take nothin’ back; and then the church they suspended Zeph; and Zeph he signed off to the ‘Piscopals.”

  “I want to know, now,” said Job, with a satisfied air of dawning comprehension.

  “Yis, sir, that air’s the hull on’t. But I tell you, Zeph’s led the old deacon a dance. Zeph, ye see, is one o’ them ropy, stringy fellers, jest like touch-wood — once get ’em a burnin’ and they keep on a burnin’ night and day. Zeph really sot up nights a hatin’ the deacon, and contrivin’ what he could do agin him. Finally, it come into his head that the deacon got his water from a spring on one of Zeph’s high pastur’ lots. The deacon had laid pipes himself and brought it ‘cross lots down to his house. Wal, wat does Zeph do, without sayin’ a word to the deacon, but he takes up all the deacon’s logs that carried the water ‘cross his lot, and throw’d ’em over the fence; and, fust the deacon’s wife knowed, she hadn’t a drop o’ water to wash or cook with, or drink, nor nothin’. Deacon had to get all his water carted in barrels. Wal, they went to law ‘bout it and ‘tain’t settled yit; but Zeph he took Squire Lewis for his lawyer. Squire Lewis, ye see, he’s the gret man to the ‘Piscopal Church. Folks say he putty much built this ‘ere church.”

  “Wal, now,” said Job, after an interval of meditation, “I shouldn’t think the ‘Piscopals wouldn’t get no gret advantage from them sort o’ fellers.”

  “That air’s jest what I was a tellin’ on ’em over to the store,” said Hiel, briskly. “Deacon Peasley, he was a mournin’ about it. Lordy massy, deacon, says I, don’t you worry. If them ‘Piscopalians has got Zeph Higgins in their camp — why, they’ve bit off more’n they can chaw, that’s all. They’ll find it out one o’ these days — see if they don’t.”

  “Wal, but Zeph’s folks is putty nice folks, now,” said Job.

  “O — wal, yis — they be; don’t say nothin’ agin his folks. Mis’ Higgins is a meek, marciful old body, kind o’ heart-broken at leavin’ Parson Cushing and her meetin’. Then there’s Nabby, and the boys. Wal, they sort o’ like it — young folks goes in for new things. There’s Nabby over there now, come in with Jim Sawin. I believe she’s makin’ a fool o’ that ‘ere fellow. Harnsom gal, Nabby is — knows it too — and sarves out the fellers. Maybe she’ll go through the wood and pick up a crooked stick ‘fore she knows it. I’ve sot up with Nabby myself; but laws, she ain’t the only gal in the world — plenty on ’em all ‘round the lot.”

  “Why,” exclaimed his neighbor, “if there ain’t the minister’s boys down there in that front slip!”

  “Sartin; you may bet on Bill and Tom for bein’ into the best seat whatever’s goin’ on. Likely boys; wide awake they be! Bill there could drive stage as well as I can, only if I didn’t hold on to him he’d have us all to the darnation in five minutes. There’s the makin’ of suthin’ in that Bill. He’ll go strong to the Lord or to the devil one o’ these days.” “Wal, what’s his father think of his bein’ here?”

  “Parson Cushing! Lordy massy, he don’t know nothin’ where they be. Met him and Mis’ Cushing jinglin’ over to the Friday evenin’ prayer-meetin’ to North Poganuc.”

  “Wal, now,” said his neighbor, “ef there ain’t Lucius Jenks down there and Mis’ Jenks, and all his folks.”

  “Yis — yis, jes’ so. They say Lucius is thinkin’ of signin’ off to the ‘Piscopals to get the trade. He’s jest sot up store, and Deacon Dickenson’s got all the ground; but there’s the Lewises and the Copleys and the Danforths goes to the ‘Piscopals, and they’s folks that lives well and uses lots of groceries. I shouldn’t wonder ef Lucius should make a good thing on’t. Jenks ain’t one that cares much which church he goes to, and, like enough, it don’t make much difference to some folks.”

  “You know this ‘ere minister they’ve got here?” asked Job.

  “Know him? Guess so!” said Hiel, with a superior smile. “I’ve known Sim Coan ever since he wore short jackets. Sim comes from over by East Poganuc. His gran’ther was old Gineral Coan, a gret Tory he was, in the war times. Sim’s ben to college, and he’s putty smart and chipper. Come to heft him, tho’, he don’t weigh much ‘longside o’ Parson Cushing. He’s got a good voice, and reads well; but come to a sermon — wal, ain’t no gret heft in’t.”

  “Want to know,” said his auditor.

  “Yis,” said Hiel, “but Sim’s almighty plucky. You’d think now, comin’ into this ‘ere little bit of a church, right opposite Parson Cushing’s great meetin’-house, and with the biggest part of folks goin’ to meetin’, that he’d sing small at fust; but he don’t. Lordy massy, no! He comes right out with it that Parson Cushing ain’t no minister, and hain’t got no right to preach, nor administer sacraments, nor nothin’ — nor nobody else but him and his ‘Piscopal f
olks, that’s been ordained by bishops. He gives it to ‘em, hip and thigh, I tell you.”

  “That air don’t look reasonable,” said Job, after a few minutes of profound reflection.

  “Wal, Sim says this ‘ere thing has come right stret down from the ‘Postles — one ordainin’ another in a steady string all the way down till it come to him. And Parson Cushing, he’s out in the cold, ‘cause there hain’t no bishop ordained him.”

  “Wal, I declare!” said the other. “I think that air’s cheek.”

  “Ain’t it now?” said Hiel. “Now, for my part, I go for the man that does his work best. Here’s all our ministers round a savin’ sinners and convartin’ souls, whether the ‘Postles ordained ’em or not — that’s what ministers is fur. I’ll set Parson Cushing ‘longside any minister — preachin’ and teachin’ and holdin’ meetin’s in Poganuc Center, and North and South Poganuc, and gatherin’ church members, and seein’ to the schools, and keepin’ every thing agoin’. That air kind o’ minister’s good enough for me.”

  “Then you’ve no thoughts of signing off?”

  “Not a bit on’t. My old mother, she thinks every thing o’ Parson Cushing. She’s a gret deal better jedge than I be o’ this ‘ere sort o’ thing. I shall go to meetin’ with Mother.”

  “It’s sort o’ takin’ and pretty, though, this ‘ere dressing up the church and all,” said his neighbor.

  “Wal, yis, ’tis putty,” said Hiel, looking around with an air of candid allowance, “but who’s going to pay for it all? These ‘ere sort of things chalk up, ye know. All these ‘ere taller candles ain’t burnt out for nothing — somebody’s got to foot the bills.”

  “Wal, I like the orgin,” said Job. “I wish we had an orgin to our meetin’.”

  “Dunno,” said Hiel, loth to admit any superiority. “Wal, they wouldn’t a hed none ef it hadn’t been for Uncle Sol Peters. You know he’s kind o’ crazy to sing, and he hain’t got no ear, and no more voice’n a saw-mill, and they wouldn’t hev ‘im in our singer seats, and so he went off to the ‘Piscopals. And he bought an orgin right out and out, and paid for it, and put it in this church so that they’d let him be in the singin’. You know they can make noise enough with an orgin to drown his voice.”

  “Wal, it was considerable for Uncle Sol to do — wa’n’t it?” said Job.

  “Laws, he’s an old bachelor, hain’t got no wife and children to support, so I s’pose he may as well spend his money that way as any. Uncle Sol never could get any gal to hev him. There he is now, tryin’ to get ‘longside o’ Nabby Higgins; but you’ll see he won’t do it. She knows what she’s about. Now, for my part, I like our singin’ up to the meetin’-house full as wal as this ‘ere. I like good old-fashioned psalm tunes, with Ben Davis to lead — that’s the sort I like.”

  It will have been remarked that Hiel was one of that common class of Yankees who felt provided with a ready-made opinion of everything and every subject that could possibly be started, from stage-driving to apostolic succession, with a most comfortable opinion of the importance of his approbation and patronage.

  When the house was filled and the evening service begun Hiel looked down critically as the audience rose or sat down or bowed in the Creed. The tones of the small organ, leading the choral chant and somewhat covering the uncultured roughness of the voices in the choir, rose and filled the green arches with a solemn and plaintive sound, affecting many a heart that scarce could give a reason why. It was in truth a very sweet and beautiful service, and one calculated to make a thoughtful person regret that the Church of England had ever expelled the Puritan leaders from an inheritance of such lovely possibilities. When the minister’s sermon appeared, however, it proved to be a spirited discourse on the obligation of keeping Christmas, to which Hiel listened with pricked-up ears, evidently bristling with combativeness.

  “Parson Cushing could knock that air all to flinders; you see if he can’t,” said Hiel, the moment the concluding services allowed him space to speak his mind. “Wal, did ye see old Zeph a-gettin’ up and a-settin’ down in the wrong place, and tryin’ to manage his prayer-book?” he said. “It’s worse than the militia drill — he never hits right. I hed to laugh to see him. Hulloa! if there ain’t little Dolly down there in the corner, under them cedars. How come she out this time o’ night? Guess Parson Cushing’ll hev to look out for this ‘ere!”

  CHAPTER IV. DOLLY’S ADVENTURE.

  AND, after all, Dolly was there! Yes, she was. Human nature, which runs wild with the oldest of us at times, was too strong for poor little Dolly.

  Can any of us look back to the earlier days of our mortal pilgrimage and remember the helpless sense of desolation and loneliness caused by being forced to go off to the stillness and darkness of a solitary bed far from all the beloved voices and employments and sights of life? Can we remember lying, hearing distant voices, and laughs of more fortunate, older people, and the opening and shutting of distant doors, that told of scenes of animation and interest from which we were excluded? How doleful sounded the tick of the clock, and how dismal was the darkness as sunshine faded from the window, leaving only a square of dusky dimness in place of daylight!

  All who remember these will sympathize with Dolly, who was hustled off to bed by Nabby the minute supper was over, that she might have the decks clear for action.

  “Now be a good girl; shut your eyes, and say your prayers, and go right to sleep,” had been Nabby’s parting injunction as she went out, closing the door after her.

  The little head sunk into the pillow and Dolly recited her usual liturgy of “Our Father who art in Heaven,” and “I pray God to bless my dear father and mother and all my dear friends and relations, and make me a good girl;” and ending with

  “‘Now I lay me down to sleep.’”

  But sleep she could not. The wide, bright, wistful blue eyes lay shining like two stars towards the fading light in the window, and the little ears were strained to catch every sound. She heard the shouts of Tom and Bill and the loud barking of Spring as they swept out of the door; and the sound went to her heart. Spring — her faithful attendant, the most loving and sympathetic of dogs, her friend and confidential counsellor in many a solitary ramble — Spring had gone with the boys to see the sight, and left her alone. She began to pity herself and cry softly on her pillow. For awhile she could hear Nabby’s energetic movements below, washing up dishes, setting back chairs, and giving energetic thumps and bangs here and there, as her way was of producing order. But by and by that was all over, and she heard the loud shutting of the kitchen door and Nabby’s voice chatting with her attendant as she went off to the scene of gaiety.

  In those simple, innocent days in New England villages nobody thought of locking house doors at night. There was in those times no idea either of tramps or burglars, and many a night in summer had Dolly lain awake and heard the voices of tree-toads and whippoorwills mingling with the whisper of leaves and the swaying of elm boughs, while the great outside door of the house lay broad open in the moonlight. But then this was when everybody was in the house and asleep, when the door of her parents’ room stood open on the front hall, and she knew she could run to the paternal bed in a minute for protection. Now, however, she knew the house was empty. Everybody had gone out of it; and there is something fearful to a little lonely body in the possibilities of a great, empty house. She got up and opened her door, and the “tick-tock” of the old kitchen clock for a moment seemed like company; but pretty soon its ticking began to strike louder and louder with a nervous insistancy on her ear, till the nerves quivered and vibrated, and she couldn’t go to sleep. She lay and listened to all the noises outside. It was a still, clear, freezing night, when the least sound clinked with a metallic resonance. She heard the runners of sleighs squeaking and crunching over the frozen road, and the lively jingle of bells. They would come nearer, nearer, pass by the house, and go off in the distance. Those were the happy folks going to see the gold star and the Christmas greens in t
he church. The gold star, the Christmas greens, had all the more attraction from their vagueness. Dolly was a fanciful little creature, and the clear air and romantic scenery of a mountain town had fed her imagination. Stories she had never read, except those in the Bible and the Pilgrim’s Progress, but her very soul had vibrated with the descriptions of the celestial city — something vague, bright, glorious, lying beyond some dark river; and Nabby’s rude account of what was going on in the church suggested those images.

  Finally a bright thought popped into her little head. She could see the church from the front windows of the house; she would go there and look. In haste she sprang out of bed and dressed herself. It was sharp and freezing in the fireless chamber, but Dolly’s blood had a racing, healthy tingle to it; she didn’t mind cold. She wrapped her cloak around her and tied on her hood and ran to the front windows. There it was, to be sure — the little church with its sharp-pointed windows every pane of which was sending streams of light across the glittering snow. There was a crowd around the door, and men and boys looking in at the windows. Dolly’s soul was fired. But the elm-boughs a little obstructed her vision; she thought she would go down and look at it from the yard. So down stairs she ran, but as she opened the door the sound of the chant rolled out into the darkness with a sweet and solemn sound:

  “Glory be to God on high; and on earth peace, good will towards men.”

  Dolly’s soul was all aglow — her nerves tingled and vibrated; she thought of the bells ringing in the celestial city; she could no longer contain herself, but faster and faster the little hooded form scudded across the snowy plain and pushed in among the dark cluster of spectators at the door. All made way for the child, and in a moment, whether in the body or out she could not tell, Dolly was sitting in a little nook under a bower of spruce, gazing at the star and listening to the voices: