narratorAUSTRALIA Volume Two

by narrator AUSTRALIA

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  The Innkeeper said, ‘You are kidding, right? I’ve been booked out for months. There’s a year long waiting list!’

  ‘But I’m the Holy mother to be of God! I’m not going on a waiting list. Surely there is room for me.’

  And Joseph said, ‘We’ve a had a time and a half getting here.’

  ‘It would not have been half so bad if you had stopeth and asked for directions. We could have gone Virgin Airlines but oh no, you had mates’ rates on a wonky donkey.’

  ‘What manner of place this be? Three stars the holiday guide said, what a joke!’ So Mary sat on her ass and waited for Joseph to secure a deal and shortly he was back.

  ‘I got non smoking and organic cows and he threw in a bucket in the corner for free.’

  ‘Oh, Joseph, have you not heard? Ask and ye shall receive.’

  ‘Yes, and have you not heard that this is the silly seasoneth?’