His Package

by Bloom, Penelope

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  Penelope

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  My new boss likes rules, but there's one nobody dares to break...

  No touching his banana.

  Seriously. The guy is like a potassium addict.

  Of course, I touched it.

  If you want to get technical, I actually put it in my mouth.

  I chewed it up, too... I even swallowed.

  I know. Bad, bad, girl.

  Then I saw him, and believe it or not, choking on a guy's banana does not make the best first impression.

  I should backtrack a little here. Before I ever touched a billionaire’s banana, I got my first real assignment as a business reporter. This wasn’t the same old bottom-of-the-barrel assignment I always got. I wasn’t going to interview a garbage man about his favorite routes or write a piece on how picking up dog poop from people’s yards is the next big thing.

  Nope. None of the above, thank you very much.

  This was my big break. My chance to prove I wasn’t a bumbling, clumsy, accident-prone walking disaster. I was infiltrating Galleon Enterprises to follow up on suspicions of corruption.

  Cue the James Bond music.

  I could do this. All I had to do was land the position as an intern and nail my interview with Bruce Chamberson.

  Forget the fact that he looked like somebody carved him out of liquid female desire, then sprinkled on some "makes men question their sexuality" for good measure. I needed to make this work. No accidents. No disasters. No clumsiness. All I needed to do was hold it together for less than an hour.

  Fast forward to the conference room before the interview, and that's where you would find me with a banana in my hand. A banana that literally had his name on it in big, black sharpie. It was a few seconds later when he walked in and caught me yellow-handed. A few seconds after that was when he hired me.

  Yeah. I know. It didn't seem like a good sign to me, either.

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  How’d I meet her?

  Well, a gentleman never brags.

  Thankfully, I’m no gentleman.

  First, I paid for her cherry (pie, but that’s not the point),

  Next, I deflowered her.

  After that? I left my business card and walked out like I owned the place.

  Yeah, you could say we hit it off.

  Hailey

  How did I meet William?

  He walked into my bakery, bought a cherry pie, stole a vase of flowers—I still have no idea what he wanted with them—and left his business card.

  Before I say what I did with the business card, I should clarify something:

  William couldn’t have walked into my life at a worse time.

  My bakery was failing.

  My creepy ex refused to leave me alone.

  Oh, and I was a twenty-five-year-old virgin, a fact my friends refused to stop hassling me about.

  Fixing my little virginity problem with William would be like swatting a fly with a hammer. Overkill, but the best kind.

  William was stupid hot, the kind of hot that makes women do stupid things. The kind of hot that made me think crazy things. Like thinking the fly wouldn’t even mind getting hammered by William and his washboard abs. That makes two of us.

  So I called him.

  Maybe it was against my better judgment. Maybe I was stepping into a disaster waiting to happen.

  I knew I was in trouble when he chuckled in that deep, sexy voice of his over the phone and said, “I’m still craving your cherry. Do you deliver?”

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  Having a hot boss isn’t complicated or confusing at all,

  Said no one ever…

  But all I have to do is resist for a few months.

  Come January, I’m flying to Paris to chase my dream of being an artist,

  Too bad I can’t have my treat and eat it, too.

  I forgot to mention… My hot boss was also my high school crush.

  Sort of.

  First, I wanted to crush him with gooey affection.

  In the end, I just plain wanted to crush him.

  Now he’s back, and he might as well have “do not touch” printed on his chest.

  One tiny question: would it count if I didn’t use my hands?

  Let me answer my own question. Yes, Emily, you raging horndog, it counts. Besides, my dream is practically waiting for me like a perfectly wrapped, shiny little package if I can just behave. I’d be an absolute idiot to risk that, and I have a long, proud history of not being an idiot to protect.

  Unless it’s kind of like when you do really well in class all semester so you can afford to flunk a test at the end. Three months is a long time, and if he’s the one giving me the big, fat, dirty “F”, it does add a little dose of temptation to the equation.

  But all I have to do is one quick job for him. A few posters and a few props for a big Halloween party that he’s hosting.

  Then I just walk away from his dreamboat eyes and perfect body, grab a plane, and forget about all the beautiful children we could’ve squeezed inside our white picket fence.

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  I have written more or less in three distinct styles since I started two years ago. This is a more detailed breakdown of how to find which of my books might suit your interest the most:

  Laugh out loud funny:

  His Banana: It’s not so funny that it leaves sexy and steamy by the wayside, but there are several moments that should have you laughing out loud.

  Lighter Humor:

  I won’t go into every book here, because no one would read all that, but these books don’t focus as much on silly situations. There’s more emphasis on the drama of the relationship and all the usual things you’ve come to know and love in a romance. However, I generally think it’s safe to say that you’ll find comic relief in a few situations, as well as with many of the side characters in these books.

  Single Dad Next Door: Mechanic gets a new neighbor, and it just so happens he needs a wife if he wants to keep his grandfather’s shop. The only problem is he hates his new neighbor.

  This is the book I’d recommend starting with to get a taste for my lighter romantic comedies. It has one of my all-time favorite scenes that I still smile to think about. It was also the first romantic comedy I wrote, and if you’re like me, it’s fun to read through an author’s catalog chronologically so you can watch them grow.

  Mafia:

  I’ve done two styles of Mafia books in my career. The first series (the Citrione Crime Family) is violent, punchy, sexy, and pretty in-your-face. The men are alpha and there’s kidnapping, gunfights, and all kinds of drama. If you enjoy a side of action with your romance, my debut novel, “His” is the best place to start.

  If you like the mafia to be more in the background than the foreground of the story, and you don’t enjoy all the violence and physical action, “Baby for the Beast” and “Baby for the Brute” are the two books for you. These spend more time focusing on the development of the relationship, but the mafia aspect still weaves itself into the story, just not in a violent sense.

  BDSM:

  Just like mafia, I’ve done a couple styles of BDSM books. One u
niversal in my BDSM books was my goal of writing BDSM for people (like me) who are kind of put off by all the extreme elements of the kink. Everything is consensual, the Dom’s are responsible (with the exception of forgetting a condom here and there for story purposes *wink*) and all the tools and toys used are light and cause no serious harm.

  My most popular book across all categories by far was Knocked Up by the Dom. It’s the book that ended up on the USA Today Bestseller list. If you like all the background plot to be out of the way and you want a spotlight shining right on the relationship, this is the book for you. It also comes out of the gate very very steamy and doesn’t let up. The three “Knocked Up” books are probably the most smutty books in my catalog.

  My BDSM books outside the Knocked Up series have a much lighter tone. The Dom’s Virgin is a good place to start if you like romantic comedy and BDSM. If you feel like reading something completely different than anything you’ve likely read in romance, you can also check out Punished by the Prince (kind of a fantasy/BDSM/royalty/romance mashup with action and world-building).

  Enemies to Lovers:

  This is a category that, like the laugh out loud books, I plan to add more to this year. If you don’t want the dislike between the hero and heroine to be mostly superficial, give these books a try. They tend to be longer than my usual books and you may have to give the hero a chance before you warm up to them, but if I do my job, you’ll end up loving them in the end!

  Savage: Currently, this is my only published enemies to lovers book, but I’m confident it’s one you’ll enjoy. I also wrote a book called Hate at First Sight, but it won’t be live on Amazon until around February, and it might have a different title by then. Keep an eye out for it though, I think it’s a truly powerful book and maybe the best I’ve ever written. I can’t wait to share it with everyone!

  Also By Penelope Bloom

  My Most Recent Books

  His Treat (Top 6 Best Seller)

  Her Cherry (Top 5 Best Seller and 4 weeks on the Amazon most sold list!)

  His Banana (top 8 Best Seller and 3 weeks on the Amazon most sold list!)

  Baby for the Beast (#60 Best Seller)

  Baby for the Brute (We don’t have to talk about rank on this one, do we?)

  Savage (#20 Best Seller)

  The Dom’s Bride (#40 Best Seller)

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  (Babies for the Doms)

  Knocked Up and Punished (top 21 Best Seller)

  Knocked Up by the Master (top 12 Best Seller)

  Knocked Up by the Dom (USA Today Bestselling Novel and #8 ranked Bestseller)

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  (The Citrione Crime Family)

  His (Book 1)

  Mine (Book 2)

  Dark (Book 3)

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  Punished (top 40 Best Seller)

  Single Dad Next Door (top 12 Best Seller)

  The Dom’s Virgin (top 22 Best Seller)

  Punished by the Prince (top 28 Best Seller)

  Single Dad’s Virgin (top 10 Best Seller)

  Single Dad’s Hostage (top 40 Best Seller)

  The Bodyguard

  Miss Matchmaker

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