Last Dragon Standing

by G. A. Aiken

  “You two go in. I’ll meet you.”

  “Go in? Without you?” Meinhard sounded terrified that he’d be forced to act as the Lightnings’ representative. And considering how poorly he did in those situations, it was probably best he didn’t act as representative for anyone.

  “Don’t worry. I won’t be long. You two can stay out of trouble for five minutes, can’t you?”

  Vigholf pointed at his head. “You look at the two of us and you have the nerve to ask that?”

  Ragnar walked away from his kin and headed into the thick trees surrounding the well-used road. Although he could see the house easily from the gates, the walk took him several minutes. Several minutes that allowed him to worry.

  Had she been dismissed out here? Already tossed aside by that whorish dragon she was now mated to? No longer of use to the Mad Queen of Garbhán Isle, so they’d banished her to live alone in the woods? Like some useless old spinster? Had he led her to the wrong path?

  The fear that Ragnar had been wrong, once again, in less than a week, nearly choked him as he approached the small house. It reminded him of Esyld’s little house, although there was no herb or vegetable garden. Just flowers and bushes that lined the walk and surrounded the house itself. Not only that, but there was Magick here. Strong protection Magick that would keep most beings out.

  Most beings but him.

  With a wave of his hand against the unseen boundaries, he tore a hole that was large enough for his human form to walk through and stepped onto the stone path leading to the front door.

  He walked up to the entrance and worked hard to keep control of his growing concern. If they’d tossed her aside, he’d fix it. He’d take her from here. Take her to a place where her mind and skills could and would be truly appreciated. He’d not let her end up as his mother had until his father’s death. That would not be the life for her. No matter what he had to do to make it happen, Ragnar would fix this.

  Resolved, he knocked once on the door before opening it, not even thinking he should wait to be told to enter. He stepped into the warm interior, a pit fire built into the wall blazing brightly and fresh tea sitting ready to be poured on the small dining table. With a single glance, he took in the one-room home with its tiny kitchen, dining table, large bed, and books and papers piled high in nearly every corner. Except for the corner that held the desk. The sound of a quill quickly and efficiently scratching against paper made him smile and the low “woof” of warning from the dog sitting beside small, bare human feet had Ragnar raising his hand to silence the large beast.

  Before he could announce himself, the female who sat at the desk with her back to the door said without turning around or pausing in her writing said, “You, dragon, promised me four solid hours of work time this afternoon. So you can take that randy cock of yours and sheathe it until I’m done.”

  Shocked more than he could possibly admit, Ragnar finally managed, “It’s actually quite sheathed, my good lady.”

  Entire body tense, she slowly looked over her shoulder in Ragnar’s direction. Then, after a moment, she squinted in an attempt to see him better.

  “Your spectacles,” he reminded her.

  Her cheeks turning a charming crimson, she reached desperately for the spectacles resting on the desk beside her arm. She put them on and again looked at him over her shoulder. Her sight now clear, they stared at each across the small room.

  “Uh…Lord Ragnar?”

  “Lady Dagmar.”

  “Uh…”

  “Hhhm…”

  “You—”

  He pointed at the door. “I should have—”

  “No. No. Not necessary. I just…didn’t…uh…”

  “This is our first time, eh?” he finally said and, when her eyes grew wide behind her round spectacles, Ragnar quickly added, “Awkward moment. This is our first time having an awkward moment. I think we’re both well known for causing others to have awkward moments, but for us to avoid them quite nicely.”

  “Oh. Right. Yes. Right.”

  They were silent for several long moments, and then Dagmar Reinholdt admitted, “Do you know that even when Gwenvael the Ruiner is not here, he still manages to embarrass me beyond all reason. It’s a gift he has. Or an illness.”

  “Like the plague?”

  A rough snort passed Dagmar’s nose, and their first awkward moment ended as quickly as it had begun.

  After passing through another set of gates, Keita and Ren entered the courtyard of the queen’s castle. As they neared the stairs that led to the Great Hall, it was Gwenvael who charged out to greet them. A bright, welcoming smile on his handsome face, he ran down the stairs and straight to them.

  Keita opened her arms for a big hug from her brother. “Gwenvael!” she cried.

  And Gwenvael replied, “My old friend!” while shoving Keita aside so he could hug Ren instead. “It’s so good to see you!”

  “And you, Gwenvael.”

  Barely stopping herself from hitting the ground, Keita dropped her arms to her sides and spun on her heel to face them. “What about me?” she demanded, not used to being ignored by anyone but especially not by her own kin!

  Placing one arm around Ren’s shoulders, Gwenvael turned and peered down at her. “Do I know you?”

  “Oh, come on now!”

  “I remember someone who looked like you. A sister, I believe. But it’s been so bloody long since I’ve seen or heard from her—not even a letter,” he said to Ren. “That I wouldn’t know what she looked like these days.”

  So he was going to play that little game, was he? Well, he could play it alone! “If you’re going to be that way about it, I’m leaving!” Keita turned, ready for her grand exit, which would involve a great deal of flouncing off before shifting and majestically flying away into the two suns, but the black eyes she now faced scowled down at her so hard, she immediately stopped in her storming-off tracks. “Oh…Fearghus.”

  Arms folded over his chest, legs braced apart, her eldest brother said nothing.

  “You look well,” she tried again.

  And, though she hadn’t thought it possible, his scowl increased tenfold.

  Deciding not to push her luck, Keita used what would not work on Gwenvael or Morfyd. She let the first tears fall. “Are you angry at me too?” she whispered, and, instantly, Fearghus pulled her into his arms.

  “Come now. Don’t cry.”

  Keita turned her head slightly and gave Gwenvael a good sneer.

  Gwenvael rolled his eyes and demanded, “How come my tears don’t work with you lot?”

  “Because,” Fearghus shot back, “your lying tears always involve mucus. So I’m too disgusted to care.”

  Another voice said from behind Fearghus, “Forgiven her already?”

  “She started crying. What was I to do?”

  Keita took a step back from one brother and looked up at another. The silver-haired Briec. He’d be harder than Fearghus.

  “Two years,” Briec accused. “Two years and no bloody word.”

  “I sent gifts,” she offered. “And my love.”

  When this one’s scowl got worse, she pressed herself closer to Fearghus.

  Ragnar sipped his hot tea and watched Dagmar search the cabinets of her tiny kitchen for more cookies than the few that were currently on the plate.

  “I can’t believe he ate all the other cookies,” she complained while searching. “I can’t believe how selfish he is! Who eats like that?”

  Eating the last cookie on the plate, Ragnar replied, “Dragons.”

  “Reason preserve me.” She slammed another cabinet door and walked over to the large and sturdy bed. She knelt beside it and pulled a small trunk from underneath. After using a key that hung from a set attached to her girdle, she opened the trunk and pulled out a tin. Locking and returning the trunk to its place under the bed, Dagmar walked back to the table and opened the tin, offering him more cookies.

  “I trust that dragon with my life and the life of my k
in,” she said. “But I’ll never trust him with my food.” She glanced down at the purebred dog who’d followed her around the tiny room, his long and thick whiplike tail threatening to knock over everything in his wake. “Or Canute,” she added. “I’d never trust him—or his brothers—with my Canute.”

  “I probably wouldn’t trust his youngest sister either,” Ragnar added, thinking of that guard dog in Bampour’s dungeon. “As a precaution.”

  Ragnar took a handful of cookies. Dagmar sat opposite him, her dog settling at her side so that he faced the door but could still keep his eye on Ragnar. The woman did know how to earn loyalty.

  Never one to waste time on niceties when unnecessary, Dagmar got right to it. “What brings you back into the Southlands, Lord Ragnar?” He remembered when she’d called him “Brother Ragnar.” When she’d believed him to be a human monk. At the time, he had honestly thought she could never understand or handle who he truly was. He’d been wrong. He still felt regret for that mistake. Immense regret.

  “Escorting Keita and…uh…the boy.”

  Dagmar nibbled on a cookie. She probably limited herself to one or two a day at the most, used to the rules of economy that the Northland humans believed in rather than the excesses of the South. The Hordes had similar ideals—but not when it came to food. “What boy?”

  “The blue one.”

  Her smile was quick and warm. “Éibhear’s home?”

  Ragnar studied the warlord’s daughter before he relaxed back in his chair. He appreciated the fact that the furniture had been built for dragons in human form. Nothing more embarrassing than leaning back in a chair and having the damn thing break on you. “What is it about him that makes all you females eager to see him?”

  “Blue hair?”

  “Mine’s purple.”

  Grey eyes that had always reminded him of the finest steel peered at him through spectacles he’d made for her many years ago. “A bit jealous, my lord?”

  Ragnar couldn’t help but pout a little. “No.”

  “I can’t believe you’re yelling at me!” Keita wailed. “Do I mean nothing to you?”

  “Don’t try that with me, Mistress Mayhem. You were the one who cut off contact with us. You were the one who blamed us for getting caught unaware in Northern territories,” Briec reminded her.

  “I never blamed you,” she insisted. “Who said I did?” But as soon as she asked the question, her eyes narrowed, and she accused, “Mother.”

  “Don’t blame her. She didn’t tell you to cut off contact with us.”

  “I had some things to take care of,” she argued.

  “So you run off with that”—Briec sniffed in Ren’s direction—“foreigner?”

  “Oy! Be nice to the foreigner!” Gwenvael cut in. “Him I know.”

  “What’s going on?” a voice asked from the castle steps, and Briec immediately rolled his eyes and let out a long-suffering sigh.

  “Nothing to worry yourself about, my precious sweet tart,” he replied.

  A brown hand caught Keita’s arm and dragged her out of the big-brother pile she’d been trapped in.

  “Talaith!” Keita cheered, hugging the acid-tongued witch tight. “It’s so good to see you.”

  “And you, sister.” They pulled away from each other, and Talaith gave Keita an astonishing smile that lit up her whole face until she faced her mate and that smile quickly turned to a scowl that even a demon spawn would fear.

  “I thought we discussed and agreed,” Talaith bit out between clenched teeth, “that when we saw Keita again, none of you were to pounce and yell at her. Instead, we were all to have a nice, friendly, family chat to discuss and resolve any issues.”

  “There was no discussion,” Briec said. “You, heart of my heart, just talked, talked, talked like you always do and I ignored, ignored, ignored, like I always do. Did you really think I heard or bothered to listen to a word you actually said on something regarding my baby sister?”

  A damning finger pointed at Briec. “If I thought, for one moment, that either of your daughters would forgive me, I’d cut off your tongue and wear it around my neck as an amulet to ward off your idiocy!”

  “Isn’t your one, constantly yammering tongue enough for even you to handle, Lady Never Quiet?”

  “Not when a day doesn’t pass that you don’t torture me with your insanity, Lord Stick Up His Ass!”

  Keita stepped between the bellowing couple. “Must you two do this out here?” she asked desperately. She dropped her voice to a whisper. “The servants are watching.”

  There was a moment of silence, and then Keita and Gwenvael burst out laughing, earning themselves several sighs of disgust.

  “Battle Lord?” Ragnar asked again. “She made you Battle Lord?”

  “Annwyl made me Chief Battle Lord. All Battle Lords of Dark Plains report to me.” Dagmar sipped her tea. “Your mouth is open, my lord.”

  “I…uh…” Ragnar put his tea down…and closed his mouth. “I must admit. I saw this house and thought that you’d been forced here. Of no further use to the Mad Queen of Garbhán Isle and the Fire Breathers who rule with her.”

  “I guess there’s always that risk with Annwyl, but she likes me.”

  “And fears you as well?”

  “Why would she fear me? As long as she does what I tell her without question there is nothing to fear.”

  “I don’t know if you’re joking.”

  “Oh,” she said. “That’s unfortunate.”

  To think, for a few brief minutes Ragnar had worried that Dagmar had been tossed aside as many brilliant females often were, but he should have known better. If there was one survivor he knew, it was Dagmar Reinholdt. The Thirteenth Offspring of the Reinholdt, Only Daughter of the Reinholdt, and now shockingly powerful Battle Lord of Annwyl the Bloody, Mad Queen of Dark Plains. He should have known Dagmar would never allow herself to be tossed aside by anyone. He should have known.

  “And you enjoy what you do?”

  “Quite a lot.”

  “So then…you’re happy?”

  She pursed her lips, hands wrapped around her cup of tea, her gaze on the ceiling.

  Finally, Ragnar added, “Happy for a Northlander.”

  “Oh! Oh, then yes. Quite happy.”

  “I’m just glad you’re home,” Fearghus said, kissing the top of Keita’s head and hugging her close again.

  “And I’m glad to be back. I’ve missed almost all of you.”

  Fearghus laughed. “And you say that I hold a grudge.”

  “You do hold a grudge—as does your mate.”

  “Annwyl?” Fearghus leaned back a bit. “What did she do?”

  “Nearly took the head of Lord Vigholf and crushed the leg of poor Lord Meinhard.”

  Fearghus pulled her to his chest again. “That’s…that’s too bad. I’ll talk to her about that later when I see her.”

  It was too quiet.

  Keita pushed away from Fearghus and found all her kin—and Ren!—laughing. Silently, but still! “This is not funny!”

  “Yes!” Briec crowed, ending their silence. “It is!”

  “Do you know the jig I had to do to calm the situation? We can’t afford to make them enemies because you can’t control your mate, Fearghus.”

  “Control Annwyl? I don’t try to control her, baby sister. I unleash her on the world like a devastating storm from the sea.”

  “Here they come,” Gwenvael noted, shaking his head. “And just look who leads them.”

  Briec sniffed. “I see two years has not given that idiot more sense.”

  “They’re his friends now, I’m sure.” Fearghus sighed, looking and sounding more like their father every day.

  But Keita wouldn’t stand for it. Always picking on little Éibhear! It was unforgivable!

  Keita stood before her three brothers, hands on her hips. “Listen well to me, you uncaring lizards. You be nice to our brother! All he’s talked about the entire trip was seeing all of you, and you will make
him feel welcome or I will do all in my power to make you suffer in ways that even the gods will fear.”

  “What happened to our wailing little Keita?” Gwenvael asked.

  And that’s when she punched him in the groin, dropping her brother to his knees. “I said be nice!” she snarled at her now-wailing older brother. “Now everyone smile! And welcome him!”

  Keita took a breath and called out, “Talaith?”

  The witch, who’d gone back into the castle a few minutes before, came out.

  With a nod of her head, Keita motioned behind her. “Look who’s here.”

  Talaith stepped around her mate and Fearghus. “Gods…Éibhear?”

  “He’s grown a bit,” Keita teased.

  “Éibhear!” Talaith cheered, throwing her arms in the air before charging down the stone steps and over to their youngest sibling.

  “See?” Keita pointed out. “That is welcoming.”

  Fearghus and Briec looked at each other, shrugged, and threw their arms in the air. “Éibhear!” they both cheered in high-pitched voices that made her stamp her foot.

  “That is not what I meant!”

  Another stunning woman charged over to the oversized pup and threw herself into his arms.

  “What does that boy have?” Vigholf asked. As if Meinhard would know. He worked hard simply not to have human females run from him screaming. As his sister once put it, “That permanent scowl you wear and the fact you can’t really see your neck because of your shoulders just makes human women think you only want to rape and pillage their villages. But once they get to know you…”

  “Talaith!” the pup said, spinning the female in a circle.

  “I’m so glad you’re home.” She kissed him on the cheeks, then the mouth. “And look how big you’ve gotten.”

  “It’s not that bad.”

  “If you dropped me from this height, I’d be dead by the time I landed.”

  “Stop it, Talaith.”

  She hugged him again, laughed. “You look wonderful, and all I care about is that you’re home.”