The Devil Knows Youre Dead

by Lawrence Block

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  I moved into the woman’s apartment, staking it out from within. The woman was pretty in a lush, overblown way. She drank enough wine to stay permanently unfocused, smoked Newport Lights one after another, played solitaire by the hour, and never turned off the television set in the ?ve days I spent in her apartment.

  I would sit in a chair all day, reading a book or watching the TV if she happened to have it tuned to something I could stand. I used the phone a lot to keep from going crazy. Around midnight Eddie Rankin would come over. He’s an occasional employee of the Reliable agency, a big towhead with quick re?exes and an appetite for violence. I ?gured the boyfriend was most likely to come around at night, and Ed-die would be good if it got physical. He and I would tell lies for an hour or two, until I got drowsy enough to nap on the couch. At ?ve he would wake me and I’d pay him a hundred dollars and send him home. I don’t think I could have stood it for more than a week, but the boyfriend showed up on the ?fth night. It was around two-thirty. The kid was asleep in her bedroom. The woman had passed out in her chair in front of the TV, as she did every night. The set was still on, and Eddie was watching it while I was dozing lightly. I heard a key in the lock, and Is sitting up and throwing my legs over the side of the couch when the door burst open and the boyfriend came in, wild-eyed and roaring.

  I never had to move. Eddie was on him before he got two steps in the door. He hit him with a hard left just below the rib cage, and he must have found the liver because it took the poor son of a bitch completely out of the play. He fell as if he’d been gutshot, and caught Eddie’s knee in his face on the way down.

  We could have called the cops and she could have pressed charges, assuming she would wake up enough to follow through with it. But he would have made bail, people like that always make bail, and he probably would have come over and killed her. He might have done that this time if we hadn’t been there; I frisked him while he was lying there moaning, and took a seven-inch folding knife off him.

  The idea was to keep him from coming back. “Maybe he fell off the roof,” Eddie said, dragging the clown over to the window as he talked. “He strikes me as the kind of guy, he walks on roofs a lot, he tends to fall off. ”

  But of course we didn’t throw him off the roof, or out the window. What we did do was a pretty good job of beating the crap out of him. Eddie did it, actually—kicking him in the groin, in the ribs, stepping down hard on his hands. I’d have had to have been in a rage to do any of that, and once the situation itself was under control, so were my emotions. Eddie, on the other hand, was never far from rage, and could turn it on at will, with no provocation whatsoever.

  If pressed, I could probably guess what kind of childhood he had.

  When he’d had enough we got the boyfriend on his feet and out the door. In the stairwell I took hold of him by the front of his shirt and told him I never wanted to see him again. “If you ever come around here again,” I said, “I’ll break your arms and your legs, and I’ll put your eyes out, and I’ll cut your dick off and make you eat it. ”

  We got out of there and rode in Eddie’s car to a diner he liked. “I was gonna have knockwurst,” he said, “until you said that shit about making him eat his dick. You want to tell me something? How come the fucker had a key?”

  “I guess she didn’t change the lock. ”

  “Jesus Christ. ”

  “Well, it costs. She’s not rolling in dough, as you may have guessed from a look around the place. ”

  “Hey, she had money to pay us,” he said. “You gave me, what, hundred a night for ?ve nights, plus the extra yard for tonight”—I’d given him a bonus for combat duty—“is what, six bills? And how much are you getting, if you don’t mind me asking?”

  I admitted I wasn’t getting paid, and told him when he pressed that his wages had come out of my pocket. He asked if she was family. I said no, and he frowned and asked if I was sleeping with her.

  I said, “Jesus, Eddie. ”

  “Well, shit,” he said. “I mean, what are you, the March of fucking Dimes?”

  “Lawyers call it ‘pro bono,’ ” I said. “Once in a while I do one for free. She’s a friend of a friend and she’s got no money and you can’t let a shitbag like that walk all over somebody that way. ”

  “He was a shitbag, all right. ”

  “So it was easier to help her out than explain why I couldn’t,” I said. “That’s all. I don’t make a habit of it. ”

  “Shit, I should hope not,” he said. And later, when we were on our way out, he said, “One more time, Matt. You sure you’re not poking her?”

  “Yeah, I’m sure,” I said. “And what difference does it make?”

  “Well, I was thinking I might try my luck,” he said. “But not if I’d be stepping on your toes. ”

  “My toes’ll be in another part of town,” I said. “But are you serious?”

  “Why not?”

  “Well . . . ”

  “Look,” he said, “I know she’s a pig. But she’s built nice, and she’s got those sleepy eyes. Hey, I’m not talking love af-fair. I’d like to do her once, that’s all. ”

  “Be my guest. ”

  “Those eyes an’ that mouth. She looks like you could get her to do anything, you know what I mean?”

  I was silent for a moment. Then I said, “Just don’t touch the kid. ”

  “Hey,” he said. “What am I, an animal? Don’t answer that. ”

  “I won’t. ”

  “I may be an animal,” he said, “but there’s a limit. ”

  It wasn’t long after that that I celebrated my anniversary. Another sober year, a day at a time.

  An accepted article of AA folk wisdom holds that we tend to experience a lot of anxiety around the anniversary of our last drink, and I suppose it’s generally true. I’d be hard put to say how I felt this time around, and it seemed to me that I had more things to blame it on than my anniversary.

  We celebrated the occasion. I quali?ed at an open meeting at a senior center on Ninth Avenue, and Elaine attended and got to hear me tell my story, and not for the ?rst time. After-ward we went out for dinner with Jim and Beverly Faber.

  “You’ll see,” Jim said. “It sneaks up on you. One of these days you’ll wake up and realize you’ve got Long-Term So-briety. ”

  “I’ll probably have serenity, too,” I said.

  “I don’t know about that. But you might actually have enough time so that you can say you’ve been sober ‘a few twenty-four hours. ’ ”

  “Never happen. ”

  Some of the old-timers talk like that. I know a few who never acknowledge their own anniversaries, let alone cele-brate the occasion. Just another day, they say, and maybe they’re right.

  Elaine and I went back to her place after dinner. We sat up talking for a while, then went to bed and made love. I was just about asleep, just slipping over the edge, and then some-thing woke me. I don’t know what it was. Elaine was lying on her side, facing away from me, her breathing slow and regular. I lay there, not wanting to move for fear of waking her. I hoped I’d drift off, but eventually I had to give up and go in the other room.

  I sat on the couch with the lights off and tried to get rid of the thought that was keeping me awake. What I couldn’t stop thinking was that someday I would drink again. It seemed perfectly inevitable to me.

  And maybe that’s why the old-timers don’t think in terms of years. Maybe it’s dangerous to take long views, or think long thoughts.

  Every three or four days I would stop in at Grogan’s and spend some time with Ballou. I would get there late, near closing time, and we’d sit at a table and drink. Irish whiskey for him, coffee or Coke or club soda for me. The best time was when the customers were gone, and the bartender put up the chairs and swept the ?oor and went home. Then we’d sit there with all the lights off but one and tell stories and share silences.

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  “You have to hurt the man,” he said. “If you’re not in-clined to kill him—and you didn’t want to kill him, did you?”

  “No. ”

  “It’s kill them or throw the fear of God into them, and with some of them killing’s the easier. You can hurt your man and throw a good scare into him, and then he gets drunk or takes some fucking drug and there’s no fear in him. Do you know what I mean?”

  “He forgets. ”

  “That’s it exactly. He forgets that he’s afraid of you. It slips his fucking mind. So you must hurt him badly enough that he simply cannot forget it, he’d sooner forget his own name. ”

  The words echoed in the still air. In the silence that fol-lowed I wondered if it wasn’t simpler to kill, simpler and more certain. Especially if you were a man who killed easily, a man to whom it was second nature. I looked at my friend Mick Ballou, of whom I was uncommonly fond, and thought of another man of whom I had not been fond at all. The si-lence stretched, and I kept my night thoughts to myself.

  When the night ran long, more often than not he’d urge me to join him at mass. He liked to close out the night at the eight o’clock mass at St. Bernard’s on Fourteenth Street. His father had attended that mass every morning, cloaked in his white butcher’s apron, kneeling in the little side chapel, re-ceiving communion before he went off to wield his cleaver a block away.

  Mick had his father’s old apron, and he always wore it when he went to mass. He still owned the old man’s cleaver, too, but he left that home. His father had begun each day at the butchers’ mass; Mick would get up from his knees and go off to bed—in one of several apartments around town with a name other than his own on the deed or lease, at the farm up-state, or on the old leather couch in his of?ce at Grogan’s. And, unlike his father, he didn’t ordinarily take communion.

  Once, though, we had both stepped up to the altar, had in turn taken the wafer. He’d had the cleaver with him earlier that night, and had cut fresh meat with it. We had both of us bloodied our aprons before standing together in a singular act of sacrilege or piety, as you prefer.

  Had my old friend put fresh blood on that apron?

  Come to mass with me, he’d urge me now, as the night turned to morning. Not tonight, I’d always say. Another time, perhaps, but not tonight.

  Elaine stopped going to her class.

  One night we were at dinner and I realized that she was supposed to be in a classroom. I started to say something and she stopped me. “Don’t worry about it,” she said. “I dropped the course. ”

  “Why?”

  “Except I didn’t do anything as formal as drop it. I just stopped going. When you’re not taking these things for credit there’s no point in withdrawing formally. That would be like sending a certi?ed letter to Channel Thirteen telling them you were about to turn off Nova. Why bother? You can just click the remote and watch Roseanne like the rest of America. ”

  I asked her how come she didn’t want to go anymore.

  “I don’t know,” she said.

  “Oh. ”

  “Because it’s bullshit,” she said. “Because I’m such a cliché, another old broad with time on her hands and nothing to do with it, I’m like the lilies of the ?eld, I don’t toil and I don’t spin, and what fucking good am I?”

  “I thought you enjoyed the classes. ”

  “They’re not my life. ”

  “No. ”

  “They can’t be my life. I don’t have a life. That’s the problem. ”

  I didn’t know what to say, what to suggest. And, while I was trying to think of something, her mood changed. It was as if she’d hit a button on her own personal remote and switched herself to another channel.

  “Enough of that,” she said. “No long faces, no soul-searching in public places. People like to see you smile. At least that’s what they taught us in Call Girl School. ”

  Every few days I would pick up the phone and call Lisa. Sometimes I called her in the afternoon, sometimes late at night. She was almost always home. I would ask if I could come over. She would always tell me to come.

  After a while she changed the message on her machine, replacing Glenn’s ?nal phrases with some equally bland lines of her own. My ?rst reaction, once I’d realized that I hadn’t dialed a wrong number, was one of relief that I wouldn’t have to listen to that voice from the spirit world anymore, wouldn’t have to hear the man out before I got to speak with his wife.

  But the next time I heard her message I could hear his voice along with it, intoning lines from “Flanders Fields. ”

  If ye break faith with us who die

  We shall not sleep . . .

  I never saw her outside of the apartment, never called her to talk, never took her downstairs for a cup of coffee or a bite to eat. I would go over there, early or late. She might be wearing anything—jeans and a sweatshirt, a skirt and sweater, a nightgown. We would talk. She told me about growing up in White Bear Lake, and about the way her father had started coming to her bed when she was nine or ten. He did everything but put it inside her. That would be wrong, he told her.