Knock Knock!
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Knock Knock!
Jimmy Giggles
Jimmy Giggles
Copyright ? 2016. All rights reserved.
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Table of Contents
Benefits of Jokes
Funny Knock Knock Jokes
Benefits of Jokes
Comedy, humor, and joke-telling have many positive benefits associated with it. Jokes can bring a smile to the face of others and put you in a great mood! Here are a few more benefits associated with joke-telling:
Help you bond with friends and family
Lighten tense situations
Help you make friends
Great conversation starters
Perfect for texts and status updates
Share a joke with a friend today!
Funny Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Adam!
Adam who?
Adam up and tell me the total!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Adelia!
Adelia who?
Adelia the cards after you cut the deck!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Adeline!
Adeline who?
Adeline extra to the letter!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Adolf!
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Burglar!
Burglar who?
Burglars don't knock!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Abbey!
Abbey who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aaron!
Aaron who?
Aaron the barber's floor!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Underwear!
Underwear who?
Underwear my baby is tonight?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Chuck!
Chuck who?
Chuck in a sandwich for lunch!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Accidently on purpose!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Comic!
Comic who?
Comic and see me sometime!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cologne!
Cologne who?
Cologne me names won't help!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Acis!
Acis who?
Acis spades!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ada!
Ada who?
A diamond is forever!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Adair!
Adair who?
Adair once but now I'm bald now!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Bacon!
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cindy!
Cindy who?
Cindy next one in please!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Bach!
Bach who?
Bach to work!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Curry!
Curry who?
Curry me back home will you!?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Curly!
Curly who?
Curly Q!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
C's!
C's who?
C's the day!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Crock and dial!
Crock and dial who?
Crock and dial Dundee!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Adore!
Adore who?
Adore stands between us, open up!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Banana split so ice creamed!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Closure!
Closure who?
Closure mouth when you eat!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cook!
Cook who?
Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cookie!
Cookie who?
Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cole!
Cole who?
Cole as a cucumber!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cows!
Cows who?
Cows go moo not who!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cotton!
Cotton who?
Cotton a trap!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cod!
Cod who?
Cod red-handed!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Clark!
Clark who?
Clark your car in the garage!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Claude!
Claude who?
Claude up by the cat!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl!
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Crete!
Crete who?
Crete to see you again!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Albee!
Albee who?
Albee a monkey's uncle!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ahmed!
Ahmed who?
Ahmed a big mistake coming here!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's just a joke!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Abel!
Abel who?
Abel to see you if you open up!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Conga!
Conga who?
Conga on standing outside all day!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Colin!
Colin who?
I'm Colin Mom if you do not open the door!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Oil!
Oil who?
Oil beat you up if you don't open the door!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cereal!
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to finally meet you!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Albert!
Albert who!
Albert you don't know who this is!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo!
Aldo who?
Aldo anywhere with you!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Costa!
Costa who?
Co
sta lot!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Clare!
Clare who?
Clare your throat before you speak!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
A Fred!
A Fred who?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aitch!
Aitch who?
Bless You!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Neil!
Neil who?
Neil down to your leader!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Althea!
Althea who?
Althea when you open the door!