My Paranormal Valentine: A Paranormal Romance Box Set

by Michelle M. Pillow

  She’d been lucky enough to find Mrs. M and the tiny studio apartment over her garage with the To Let sign. She’d been doubly lucky that the elderly woman had been willing to rent on a month-by-month basis, cash only, to a woman who couldn’t provide references, bank information, or anything else that any reasonable landlord would require of a tenant.

  Mrs. Markowski, though, had talked to her for about ten minutes and then offered her the place. She had told Eva that if she couldn’t tell the difference between a good person and a bad person after eighty years on this planet, she may as well give up now.

  Then she’d gone back into the beautiful two-story house she lived in all alone, now that her beloved husband Gus had died, and baked the most incredible apple pie Eva had ever tasted.

  It had been almost surreal, like being trapped in a nightmare and then rescued by an angel. When Eva had plopped right down on the kitchen floor after eating her pie and played with the seven foster kittens, Lucky, the one-eyed dog (“He’s still alive and has one good eye, so he’s Lucky”), and the de-scented skunk that Mrs. M was caring for her in her home, Eva’s new landlady had immediately beguiled her into putting in a few hours a day at the shelter.

  “No pay of course. In fact, I’m going to donate your entire rent to the shelter so I won’t have off-the-books rent on my conscience,” she had said briskly, her eyes shining. “But I can tell animals like you and you like them. It’s a perfect place to get some peace and think.”

  And so it had been, Eva thought now, after Mrs. M had taken today’s crop of pets in need of medical care off to see Dr. Douglas. Eva grinned. There was nothing like cleaning out cages and restocking cat litter to make a person think about her choices in life.

  She glanced at her watch and winced. She had to run or she’d be late again, and Noel wasn’t the type to appreciate lateness. Her manager at the bar was one of the most vile and disgusting human beings she’d come across in a while, and that was saying something, considering she’d always worked in bars.

  Of course, she wasn’t counting Scott and his friends the Dark Angels in that tally. They were beyond slime—they were pure evil.

  But for a boss, Noel took slimy about six steps further than anybody Eva had ever worked for before. He was paying her cash under the table, and whenever employers paid cash, they knew they could get away with a lot. They didn’t have to worry about taxes, they didn’t have to worry about employee complaints, they didn’t have to worry about unemployment compensation or sexual harassment lawsuits. Undocumented workers had no rights at all, and Eva couldn’t afford to give anyone her legal ID because Scott had more ways to track her than just through magic.

  No ID meant that anybody who hired her had all the power. All they had to do was say hit the road, and Eva couldn’t protest because she didn’t have a leg to stand on. Unfortunately, it was her legs that were the problem. Or her butt, breasts, or any other curved part of her body that made slimy, lecherous men like Noel lick their slimy, lecherous lips.

  Noel was always trying to get her in a corner, put his hands on her, or get her to laugh at one of a thousand raunchy jokes he liked to tell just to see her blush. It was harassment of the worst kind, but Eva was desperate. She’d run out of money just before she got to the last town and had still been looking for work there when Scott’s minions found her.

  Again. When they’d found her again.

  So she’d had to run—again—except this time with no money. This job in Early, Nevada, in the Copper Cantina Bar and Grill would have been a good one if not for Noel. Eva was making more money in the cantina than she’d made in the past five jobs before it. Tips were great in Early because it was a revitalized copper-mining town. The past decade had seen a dramatic rise in magic practitioners, ever since supernatural creatures, witches, and mages had allowed the world to learn that they really existed outside horror novels and scary movies. The magic users, with their need for copper to fuel or assist in many of their spells and rites, had brought new money to Early, and the mines had started back up into production, much to the delight of Early’s residents.

  The only problem Eva anticipated was that where money came, the Dark Angels followed. She was only surprised there wasn’t a local chapter here yet, but she’d checked before deciding to stay in Early and had been assured that no gangs operated in this part of the state. Scott couldn’t possibly be here—not this fast—but if a branch of HDA came to town, it wouldn’t be long before he found her again.

  She only needed long enough to build up her stash of money and she’d be gone again. The next time she’d try to find someplace less successful. Less rich. The problem, though, was that poor towns didn’t often have jobs for undocumented drifters. It was a dilemma that was never going to have a solution, at least not as long as Scott was alive. And no matter how much she hated him, she couldn’t bring herself to wish for his death either.

  She pushed thoughts of Scott aside, finished cleaning the cages and put away the cleaning materials, and then gave in to the urge to go and visit little Daisy. When she walked into the office, the pug was curled up asleep on a cushion. But as soon as Eva opened the door, Daisy woke up and barked excitedly, her fat little body quivering with joy as she climbed out of the bed. The amputation was still only two months old, and Daisy hadn’t quite figured out a smooth gait with only three legs, but she wasn’t about to let it stop her. Dogs lived in the moment, and they adapted. The little pug had the most indomitable spirit Eva had ever seen.

  There was a lesson in there somewhere, but she firmly decided not to analyze it. Not today. She knew Noel would be on duty this evening, and she just had to get through the night. Deep introspection could only bring a girl down. She needed to be more like a pug.

  “Come here, baby girl,” she said, sinking to sit cross-legged on the floor. “Give me some cuddles, and then I’ve got to get to work.”

  The dog squirmed her plump little body into Eva’s lap, wagging her donut-shaped tail in ecstasy and trying to catch the tail of Eva’s long red braid with her tiny puppy paw. Eva picked up the pug and kissed her cute, wrinkly forehead. “You’re such a good girl, Daisy. If I could bring you home with me, I would. Maybe someday.”

  But Eva knew that someday never came for people like her. She was trapped, and she was never going to find a way out. Never going to be able to stop running. Never going to deserve any better.

  After all, she was the one who’d started dating Scott in the first place. Even after Gramps and all her friends had warned her off, even after she’d found out that her new boyfriend was dabbling in black magic.

  She’d been a fool, and now she had to pay the price.

  Forever.

  She sat on the floor, petting the happy little pug, never even noticing the tears that ran down her face until one plopped on Daisy’s head, leaving a tiny dark splotch on the fawn-colored fur. “You’ll find a wonderful family, Daisy. I’m just so sorry it can’t be me.”

  “Noel is in rare form tonight,” Missy whispered, tying on her black apron and then adjusting the fit of the short-shorts every waitress in the Copper Cantina had to wear. That and a tight, low-cut black T-shirt with Copper Cantina emblazoned across the chest constituted the waitress outfit.

  As a bartender, Eva got off easier. She was allowed to wear jeans with her tight black T-shirt. She hadn’t bothered complaining. She knew better by now.

  “Already?” She glanced at the clock over the bar. “It’s only six. He hasn’t even had time to get into the tequila yet. What’s up his butt this time? Did his wife give him a hard time about something again?”

  Noel was married, much to the shock of everyone who’d ever met him. How a scumbag like Noel could find any woman who would put up with him, let alone marry him, was one of life’s great mysteries, right up there with who built the pyramids and why the Zebra cakes at the grocery were called different things depending on what time of year it was.

  She didn’t care; she was down with buying Valentin
e cakes, Easter cakes, Groundhog Day cakes, or whatever. It was just strange.

  She shook out her bar apron, tied it on, and started doing inventory for supplies. Denny, the day bartender, was one of the laziest individuals she’d ever had the misfortune to meet. He regularly left her with empty bottles, empty fruit trays, and a filthy bar. He also thought himself to be above washing out a glass or two when the dishwasher was backed up.

  Of course, it didn’t hurt that he was Noel’s cousin.

  Nepotism. Nice work if you can get it.

  “I don’t know,” Missy said, shaking her head. “But I’ve only been here ten minutes, and he’s already yelled at me twice.”

  Eva smiled at her friend, still surprised that she even had a friend. Missy was one of those people you couldn’t help but like though. With her copper skin and dark brown eyes, Missy was beautiful too, which normally would’ve made her a target of Noel’s lecherous advances, but Missy was married to the local high school football coach. A former college football player himself, he stood about six feet, eight inches tall and was as broad as the side of a barn. Eva gave a mental shiver at the idea of being on the opposing team against Bryce.

  Off the football field, Bryce was one of the nicest people she’d ever met. He definitely didn’t have a violent bone in his body, except when it came to protecting Missy. Noel had tried on his pervert act with Missy exactly one time, she’d confided to Eva. The following night Bryce walked in, sat down on a stool at the end of the bar, reached over the shining wood surface, and picked Noel up by the shirtfront with one ham-sized hand.

  Bryce hadn’t said anything at all. He hadn’t even scowled. He’d just sat there, looking calmly and pleasantly at Noel while he held the man a foot off the ground with one hand.

  For several minutes.

  By the time Noel had stopped squeaking and nearly passed out from lack of oxygen, Bryce set him back down and walked out of the bar. Missy had never had any trouble, at least in terms of sexual advances, with Noel ever since. And Noel hadn’t dared get his law enforcement cousins after Bryce in a town where high school football was a religion.

  But he did yell at Missy as much as he yelled at everybody else, and she’d forbidden Bryce to do anything about it.

  “If I can’t handle a little yelling, then I don’t deserve to work in a bar,” she told Eva. “I can stick up for my own damn self.”

  But tonight Missy looked worried. “I haven’t seen him like this in a while. He’s acting almost like he’s afraid, and I don’t know what that’s about. The sheriff is one of his eighteen cousins, after all. Anyway, look lively and stay out of his way if you can.”

  “Thanks.”

  Missy nodded and hurried off, beginning her prep work for the dinner rush that would be heading into the bar any minute.

  The Copper Cantina had a small but serviceable kitchen, and the burgers and fries were truly first-rate. A lot of the folks who worked at the copper mine liked to stop in for a quick dinner and maybe a beer or two before they headed home for the rest of their evening, especially the single ones. And today was Friday, so that meant payday. More money to spend, more beer to drink, and more tips for the bartender, Eva hoped. She really wanted to build up her savings so her escape fund was replenished when she needed to move on.

  She said hello to a couple of the most-familiar customers seated at their normal stools and already deep into what was probably their third or fourth drink of the afternoon. Every bar had them—the regulars.

  The drunks, if you wanted to be less charitable. These were people who were never, ever going to climb out of the bottle, but they didn’t hurt anybody. They just wanted a quiet drink in a quiet corner, and occasionally they needed Eva to pour them into a cab and send them home. In the years she’d been bartending, she’d heard two different philosophies on the subject of the regulars. She knew they were alcoholics, and for a long while she’d tried to get them into AA. But proselytizing, especially when she’d never known the pain of addiction, hadn’t helped anybody, and it just left both them and her embarrassed and unhappy.

  So her philosophy now was simply to watch out for them as best she could and make sure they could get home safely when they were tired. She also made a point to be a bit slow refilling glasses or opening new beers for them. It was the most she could do, and she knew it was too little, but sometimes the best you could do had to be good enough.

  Eva shook her head, trying to escape the gloom that had been dogging her all afternoon. She didn’t have time for it, and if she didn’t find a way to at least pretend to be cheerful, happy, and perky—perky, God forbid—then Noel would find yet another way to make her life a living hell. Speaking of the monster, he was clomping up the stairs from the cellar, and she could already hear him bellowing.

  “Eva, get your ass down here,” he shouted. “If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times that we needed another ten cases of Heineken before the weekend. I’m tired of having to follow behind you and do your damn job.”

  Eva sighed. Here we go. She headed toward the stairs as Noel came into view.

  He was panting and gasping, his balding head sweaty just from his walk up the dozen steps from the basement. He wasn’t overweight, he was under-fit, and he smoked probably three packs a day. A haze of cigarette smoke hung around him in a nasty cloud all the time, even though—much to his dismay—the Copper Cantina’s owner had made the place nonsmoking about a year back. The owner just happened to be Noel’s daddy and presumably wanted his only child and heir to outlive him.

  Of course, that meant Noel took about twenty cigarette breaks a night, which were all excuses for him to spend fifteen or so minutes not working, so he probably didn’t mind all that much. Frankly, he didn’t do that much work when he was in the bar, and Eva and her coworkers were just as happy to have him outside on a cigarette break and out of their hair.

  “Sorry, Noel,” Eva said automatically. “I left you a note. The usual driver had his daughter’s wedding this weekend. The new guy probably hasn’t quite figured out the route yet.”

  Noel snorted. “Incompetence.”

  She shrugged in a “what can you do?” gesture and turned to go.

  “Eva!”

  She turned back, only to find Noel leering at her, making sure he took his time staring at every inch of her body. Yet again, Eva wanted to hit him over the head with one of his precious beer bottles. It was a happy, frequent fantasy of hers, but one she could never act out, more’s the pity. Women who were on the run and in hiding didn’t do anything that got them the attention of the police, especially when the sheriff was related to the man she was fantasizing about assaulting.

  She sighed instead. “I’m sure he’ll be here soon, and we’ve got enough to last the night anyway.”

  Noel scowled. “Oh, is that your opinion, Red? Your expert opinion based on your years and years of bar management, is it? Well, let me tell you this, Ms. Know-it-all. If even one person complains or we run out, I’m taking it out of your paycheck.”

  He smiled when he said it, taunting her, but she knew better than to protest. The best way to deal with Noel was to be passive and never argue. That made him lose interest and give up sooner, so he could move on to pulling the wings off flies or whatever he did in his spare time. She put on a bland and brainless smile and nodded.

  “I understand,” she murmured, and then she ran lightly back up the stairs to the relative safety of her bar, which was now filling up with people. Even slimy Noel had his limits as to what he’d do in front of other people.

  Still, Eva was having a bad damn night.

  And it was about to get worse.

  The cantina after-work rush came in right on schedule, and soon she was so busy she didn’t have time to think about anything but mixing drinks and serving bottle after bottle after bottle of beer to the happy, laughing patrons, all of them glad to be done with the week’s hard work and pleased to be relaxing and spending a bit of their paychecks with their fr
iends.

  Because Eva was so slammed, it took her longer than it should have to realize when things went wrong. By the time the changing mood in the room started to scratch at the edge of her awareness, the instigators were already installed in a corner table by the jukebox. Some sprawled in chairs, and others were starting games of pool at the two tables along the side wall. She didn’t recognize any of them, but then again, she didn’t have to.

  Every single one of them was wearing the trademark sleeveless leather vest with black-winged angels painted on the back and the words Hell’s Dark Angels embroidered across the shoulders.

  They were here.

  There were Dark Angels in the Copper Cantina, and every instinct in Eva’s body told her to run. Luckily, her brain took over from her animal instincts, and she resisted the urge. Running would only draw their attention. Like any other predator, the members of the Dark Angels would be on high alert at the first sense of prey.

  Eva had no intention of becoming prey for any of them ever again.

  These didn’t know her though. It wasn’t like Scott had put up Wanted posters in every chapter across the country, as far she knew. To do that, he would’ve had to admit to his criminal buddies that he couldn’t “control his woman.” He’d never do that.

  No, only a few of his trusted thugs knew who she was and what she looked like. So long as she didn’t see any of them, she was safe tonight. She could wait until she got back to her tiny studio apartment to decide what to do. The problem was, she didn’t have enough money to run yet.

  All things considered, being broke was better than being dead.

  Maybe she’d get lucky though. Maybe this was just a group of them riding by on their bikes, headed to somewhere else. Maybe she’d be okay—but she’d never had any luck, not even once in the four years and change since she’d first met Scott.

  “Six Budweisers and six shots of Jack,” Missy said, and Eva could tell from her friend’s worried expression that it wasn’t the first time she’d said it. “Are you okay? What did Noel do? I swear, I’ll have Bryce come in here and—”