The Vampire Files Anthology

by P. N. Elrod

  She frowned almost the second she touched the bottle. “That’s . . . odd.” She gave me a questioning look, and I gestured at the box. She ran her fingertips over each bottle in turn. “There’s energy there. What is it, Harry?”

  I had a good idea of what the beer had done to its drinkers—but it just didn’t make sense. I wasn’t about to tell her that, though. It would be very anti–Obi-Wan of me. “You tell me,” I said, smiling slightly.

  She narrowed her eyes at me and turned back to her potions, muttering over them for a few moments, and then easing them down to a low simmer. She came back to the bottles and opened one, sniffing at it and frowning some more.

  “No taste-testing,” I told her. “It isn’t pretty.”

  “I wouldn’t think so,” she replied in the same tone she’d used while working on her Latin. “It’s laced with . . . some kind of contagion focus, I think.”

  I nodded. She was talking about magical contagion, not the medical kind. A contagion focus was something that formed a link between a smaller amount of its mass after it had been separated from the main body. A practitioner could use it to send magic into the main body, and by extension into all the smaller foci, even if they weren’t in the same physical place. It’s sort of like planting a transmitter on someone’s car so that you can send a missile at it later.

  “Can you tell what kind of working it’s been set up to support?” I asked her.

  She frowned. She had a pretty frown. “Give me a minute.”

  “Tick tock,” I said.

  She waved a hand at me without looking up. I folded my arms and waited. I gave her tests like this one all the time—and there was always a time limit. In my experience, the solutions you need the most badly are always time-critical. I’m trying to train the grasshopper for the real world.

  Here was one of her first real-world problems, but she didn’t have to know that. So long as she thought it was just one more test, she’d tear into it without hesitation. I saw no reason to rattle her confidence.

  She muttered to herself. She poured some of the beer out into the beaker and held it up to the light from a specially prepared candle. She scrawled power calculations on a notebook. And twenty minutes later, she said, “Hah. Tricky, but not tricky enough.”

  “Oh?” I said.

  “No need to be coy, boss,” she said. “The contagion looks like a simple compulsion meant to make the victim drink more, but it’s really a psychic conduit.”

  I leaned forward. “Seriously?”

  Molly stared blankly at me for a moment. Then she blinked and said, “You didn’t know?”

  “I found the compulsion, but it was masking anything else that had been laid on the beer.” I picked up the half-empty bottle and shook my head. “I brought it here because you’ve got a better touch for this kind of thing than I do. It would have taken me hours to puzzle it out. Good work.”

  “But . . . you didn’t tell me this was for real.” She shook her head dazedly. “Harry, what if I hadn’t found it? What if I’d been wrong?”

  “Don’t get ahead of yourself, grasshopper,” I said, turning for the stairs. “You still might be wrong.”

  THEY’D TAKEN MAC to Stroger, and he looked like hell. I had to lie to the nurse to get in to talk to him, flashing my consultant’s ID badge and making like I was working with the Chicago cops on the case.

  “Mac,” I said, coming to sit down on the chair next to his bed. “How are you feeling?”

  He looked at me with the eye that wasn’t swollen shut.

  “Yeah. They said you wouldn’t accept any painkillers.”

  He moved his head in a slight nod.

  I laid out what I’d found. “It was elegant work, Mac. More intricate than anything I’ve done.”

  His teeth made noise as they ground together. He understood what two complex interwoven enchantments meant as well as I did — a serious player was involved.

  “Find him,” Mac growled, the words slurred a little.

  “Any idea where I could start?” I asked him.

  He was quiet for a moment, then shook his head. “Caine?”

  I lifted my eyebrows. “That thug from Night of the Living Brews? He’s been around?”

  He grunted. “Last night. Closing.” He closed his eyes. “Loud mouth.”

  I stood up and put a hand on his shoulder. “Rest. I’ll chat him up.”

  Mac exhaled slowly, maybe unconscious before I’d gotten done speaking.

  I found Murphy down the hall.

  “Three of them are awake,” she said. “None of them remember anything for several hours before they presumably went to the bar.”

  I grimaced. “I was afraid of that.” I told her what I’d learned.

  “A psychic conduit?” Murphy asked. “What’s that?”

  “It’s like any electrical power line,” I said. “Except it plugs into your mind—and whoever is on the other end gets to decide what goes in.”

  Murphy got a little pale. She’d been on the receiving end of a couple of different kinds of psychic assault, and it had left some marks. “So do what you do. Put the whammy on them and let’s track them down.”

  I grimaced and shook my head. “I don’t dare,” I told her. “All I’ve got to track with is the beer itself. If I try to use it in a spell, it’ll open me up to the conduit. It’ll be like I drank the stuff.”

  Murphy folded her arms. “And if that happens, you won’t remember anything you learn anyway.”

  “Like I said,” I told her, “it’s high-quality work. But I’ve got a name.”

  “A perp?”

  “I’m sure he’s guilty of something. His name’s Caine. He’s a con. Big, dumb, violent, and thinks he’s a brewer.”

  She arched an eyebrow. “You got a history with this guy?”

  “Ran over him during a case maybe a year ago,” I said. “It got ugly. More for him than me. He doesn’t like Mac much.”

  “He’s a wizard?”

  “Hell’s bells, no,” I said.

  “Then how does he figure in?”

  “Let’s ask him.”

  MURPHY MADE SHORT work of running down an address for Herbert Orson Caine, mugger, rapist, and extortionist—a cheap apartment building on the south end of Bucktown.

  Murphy knocked at the door, but we didn’t get an answer.

  “It’s a good thing he’s a con,” she said, reaching for her cell phone. “I can probably get a warrant without too much trouble.”

  “With what?” I asked her. “Suggestive evidence of the use of black magic?”

  “Tampering with drinks at a bar doesn’t require the use of magic,” Murphy said. “He’s a rapist, and he isn’t part of the outfit, so he doesn’t have an expensive lawyer to raise a stink.”

  “Howsabout we save the good people of Chicago time and money and just take a look around?”

  “Breaking and entering.”

  “I won’t break anything,” I promised. “I’ll do all the entering, too.”

  “No,” she said.

  “But—”

  She looked up at me, her jaw set stubbornly. “No, Harry.”

  I sighed. “These guys aren’t playing by the rules.”

  “We don’t know he’s involved yet. I’m not cutting corners for someone who might not even be connected.”

  I was partway into a snarky reply when Caine opened the door from the stairwell and entered the hallway. He spotted us and froze. Then he turned and started walking away.

  “Caine!” Murphy called. “Chicago PD!”

  He bolted.

  Murph and I had both been expecting that, evidently. We both rushed him. He slammed the door open, but I’d been waiting for that, too. I sent out a burst of my will, drawing my right hand in toward my chest as I shouted, “Forzare!”

  Invisible force slammed the door shut as Caine began to go through it. It hit him hard enough to bounce him all the way back across the hall, into the wall opposite.

  Murphy had
better acceleration than I did. She caught up to Caine in time for him to swing one paw at her in a looping punch.

  I almost felt sorry for the slob.

  Murphy ducked the punch, then came up with all of her weight and the muscle of her legs and body behind her response. She struck the tip of his chin with the heel of her hand, snapping his face straight up.

  Caine was brawny, big, and tough. He came back from the blow with a dazed snarl and swatted at Murphy again. Murph caught his arm, tugged him a little one way, a little the other, and using his own arm as a fulcrum, sent him flipping forward and down hard onto the floor. He landed hard enough to make the floorboards shake, and Murphy promptly shifted her grip, twisting one hand into a painful angle, holding his arm out straight, using her leg to pin it into position.

  “That would be assault,” Murphy said in a sweet voice. “And on a police officer in the course of an investigation, no less.”

  “Bitch,” Caine said. “I’m gonna break your—”

  We didn’t get to find out what he was going to break, because Murphy shifted her body weight maybe a couple of inches, and he screamed instead.

  “Whaddayou want?” Caine demanded. “Lemme go! I didn’t do nothin’!”

  “Sure you did,” I said cheerfully. “You assaulted Sergeant Murphy, here. I saw it with my own eyes.”

  “You’re a two-time loser, Caine,” Murphy said. “This will make it number three. By the time you get out, the first thing you’ll need to buy will be a new set of teeth.”

  Caine said a lot of impolite words.

  “Wow,” I said, coming to stand over him. “That sucks. If only there was some way he could be of help to the community. You know, prove how he isn’t a waste of space some other person could be using.”

  “Screw you,” Caine said. “I ain’t helping you with nothing.”

  Murphy leaned into his arm a little again to shut him up. “What happened to the beer at McAnnally’s?” she asked in a polite tone.

  Caine said even more impolite words.

  “I’m pretty sure that wasn’t it,” Murphy said. “I’m pretty sure you can do better.”

  “Bite me, cop bitch,” Caine muttered.

  “Sergeant Bitch,” Murphy said. “Have it your way, bonehead. Bet you’ve got all kinds of fans back at Stateville.” But she was frowning when she said it. Thugs like Caine rolled over when they were facing hard time. They didn’t risk losing the rest of their adult lives out of simple contrariness—unless they were terrified of the alternative.

  Someone or, dare I say it, something had Caine scared.

  Well. That table could seat more than one player.

  The thug had a little blood coming from the corner of his mouth. He must have bitten his tongue when Murphy hit him.

  I pulled a white handkerchief out of my pocket, and in a single swooping motion, stooped down and smeared some blood from Caine’s mouth onto it.

  “What the hell,” he said, or something close to it. “What are you doing?”

  “Don’t worry about it, Caine,” I told him. “It isn’t going to be a long-term problem for you.”

  I took the cloth and walked a few feet away. Then I hunkered down and used a piece of chalk from another pocket to draw a circle around me on the floor.

  Caine struggled feebly against Murphy, but she put him down again. “Sit still,” she snapped. “I’ll pull your shoulder right out of its socket.”

  “Feel free,” I told Murphy. “He isn’t going to be around long enough to worry about it.” I squinted up at Caine and said, “Beefy, little bit of a gut. Bet you eat a lot of greasy food, huh, Caine?”

  “Wh-what?” he said. “What are you doing?”

  “Heart attack should look pretty natural,” I said. “Murph, get ready to back off once he starts thrashing.” I closed the circle and let it sparkle a little as I did. It was a waste of energy—special effects like that almost always are—but it made an impression on Caine.

  “Jesus Christ!” Caine said. “Wait!”

  “Can’t wait,” I told him. “Gotta make this go before the blood dries out. Quit being such a baby, Caine. She gave you a chance.” I raised my hand over the fresh blood on the cloth. “Let’s see now—”

  “I can’t talk!” Caine yelped. “If I talk, she’ll know!”

  Murphy gave his arm a little twist. “Who?” she demanded.

  “I can’t! Jesus, I swear! Dresden, don’t, it isn’t my fault, they needed bloodstone and I had the only stuff in town that was pure enough! I just wanted to wipe that smile off of that bastard’s face!”

  I looked up at Caine with a gimlet eye, my teeth bared. “You ain’t saying anything that makes me want you to keep on breathing.”

  “I can’t,” Caine wailed. “She’ll know!”

  I fixed my stare on Caine and raised my hand in a slow, heavily overdramatized gesture. “Intimidatus dorkus maximus!” I intoned, making my voice intentionally hollow and harsh, and stressing the long vowels.

  “Decker!” Caine screamed. “Decker, he set up the deal!”

  I lowered my hand and let my head rock back. “Decker,” I said. “That twit.”

  Murphy watched me, and didn’t let go of Caine, though I could tell that she didn’t want to keep holding him.

  I shook my head at Murphy and said, “Let him scamper, Murph.”

  She let him go, and Caine fled for the stairs on his hand and knee, sobbing. He staggered out, falling down the first flight, from the sound of it.

  I wrinkled up my nose as the smell of urine hit me. “Ah. The aroma of truth.”

  Murphy rubbed her hands on her jeans as if trying to wipe off something greasy. “Jesus, Harry.”

  “What?” I said. “You didn’t want to break into his place.”

  “I didn’t want you to put a gun to his head, either.” She shook her head. “You couldn’t really have . . .”

  “Killed him?” I asked. I broke the circle and rose. “Yeah. With him right here in sight, yeah. I probably could have.”

  She shivered. “Jesus Christ.”

  “I wouldn’t,” I said. I went to her and put a hand on her arm. “I wouldn’t, Karrin. You know that.”

  She looked up at me, her expression impossible to read. “You put on a really good act, Harry. It would have fooled a lot of people. It looked . . .”

  “Natural on me,” I said. “Yeah.”

  She touched my hand briefly with hers. “So, I guess we got something?”

  I shook off dark thoughts and nodded. “We’ve got a name.”

  BURT DECKER RAN what was arguably the sleaziest of the half a dozen establishments that catered to the magical crowd in Chicago. Left Hand Goods prided itself on providing props and ingredients to the black magic crowd.

  Oh, that wasn’t so sinister as it sounded. Most of the trendy, self-appointed Death Eater wannabes in Chicago—or any other city, for that matter—didn’t have enough talent to strike two rocks together and make sparks, much less hurt anybody. The really dangerous black wizards don’t shop at places like Left Hand Goods. You could get everything you needed for most black magic at the freaking grocery store.

  But, all the same, plenty of losers with bad intentions thought Left Hand Goods had everything you needed to create your own evil empire—and Burt Decker was happy to make them pay for their illusions.

  Me and Murphy stepped in, between the display of socially maladjusted fungi on our right, a tank of newts (PLUCK YOUR OWN *#%$ING EYES, the sign said) on the left, and stepped around the big shelf of quasi-legal drug paraphernalia in front of us.

  Decker was a shriveled little toad of a man. He wasn’t overweight, but his skin looked too loose from a plump youth combined with a lifetime of too many naps in tanning beds. He was immaculately groomed, and his hair was gorgeous black streaked with dignified silver that was like a Rolls hood ornament on a VW Rabbit. He had beady black eyes with nothing warm behind them, and when he saw me, he licked his lips nervously.

  �
�Hiya, Burt,” I said.

  There were a few shoppers, none of whom looked terribly appealing. Murphy held up her badge so that everyone could see it and said, “We have some questions.”

  She might as well have shouted, “Fire!” The store emptied.

  Murphy swaggered past a rack of discount porn DVDs, her coat open just enough to reveal the shoulder holster she wore. She picked one up, gave it a look, and tossed it on the floor. “Christ, I hate scum vendors like this.”

  “Hey!” Burt said. “You break it, you bought it.”

  “Yeah, right,” Murphy said.

  I showed him my teeth as I walked up and leaned both my arms on the counter he stood behind. It crowded into his personal space. His cologne was thick enough to stop bullets.

  “Burt,” I said, “make this simple, okay? Tell me everything you know about Caine.”

  Decker’s eyes went flat, and his entire body became perfectly still. It was reptilian. “Caine?”

  I smiled wider. “Big guy, shaggy hair, kind of a slob, with piss running down his leg. He made a deal with a woman for some bloodstone, and you helped.”

  Murphy had paused at a display of what appeared to be small smoky quartz geodes. The crystals were nearly black, with purple veins running through them, and they were priced a couple of hundred dollars too high.

  “I don’t talk about my customers,” Decker said. “It isn’t good for business.”

  I glanced at Murphy. “Burt. We know you’re connected.” She stared at me for a second, and sighed. Then she knocked a geode off the shelf. It shattered on the floor.

  Decker winced and started to protest, but it died on his lips.

  “You know what isn’t good for business, Decker?” I asked. “Having a big guy in a gray cloak hang out in your little Bad Juju-Mart. Your customers start thinking that the Council is paying attention, how much business do you think you’ll get?”

  Decker stared at me with toad eyes, nothing on his face.

  “Oops,” Murphy said, and knocked another geode to the floor.

  “People are in the hospital, Burt,” I said. “Mac’s one of them—and he was beaten on ground held neutral by the Unseelie Accords.”