Simulation: Massively Multiplayer
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HERE?"
"YES MA'AM, WE 'BOUT TO GET Y'ALL RIGHT-ON-UP-OUT THIS MO'F-I mean...Here I come."
"Alright guys, this is martial art and dance... I don't want NO funny shit! Block- you lose – stop – you lose." An exile was standing behind the umpire sharpening knives. "Where the hell you think you goin'?"
"I already registered..." said the demon. "And you' about to already be disqualified." Skeeter mun practiced with his friend Toaster mun behind the Rhoda circle. The first Rhoda starts so awkward, Grad Shaky steps in singing in excitement. "♪OOH YEAH...BABY I-♪" his arms cramp up and stiffen, "Cut...pull my arm, nigga." The people made a rhythm by clapping, but the people with the instruments just stood there holding them watching. Grad's ginga was very exaggerated, he just hopped from side to side... "Wassup then ho ass nigga..."
"Bitch...” they jumped high, twisting horizontally and kicking airborne, landing perfectly, then doing the same hopping kick the opposite direction before deceiving one another with aerobic flips and continuing on. Everybody was sweating. “AH-SKEETA MUNNNN, CAPOEIRA...” Skeeter yelled into a megaphone he stole from the umpire… The umpire went after him; he dropped it and ran. "♪Bum-aye...Mestre Juggernaut e Mestre whoah Bum-aye.♪" Mestre Super was singing, but his surround-belt was set to private, so nobody could hear him... "What the hell y'all doin'?" Lil' Ready said, looking at the bateria... Grad ran to him, jumped as high as he could, and kicked him in the head...as hard as he possibly could! Grad's clones increased... “Boy, good Lord, yo’ feet stank!” Super Hat spins into the Rhoda and waits for a challenger... Giant Sugg Soatchio reveals himself from camouflage! "Now, how his big ass gonn' register and he can't even fit in the ring?"
"RROAAAH!"
"RAA, my ass, y'all watch out, i'm 'bout to drop his big ass!" Hat spawns a flying dance floor and hops onto it. "♪Cordillia, Cordillia, I like good skin - Bianca, Bianca...Ben Yahweh, don’t get in the waa-ter piranha, piranha, piranha, piranha...♪" Mestre Super’s still singing, nobody hears him, he has his eyes closed- feelin' it... Smiley and Joey break in between Hat and Sugg, starting a Rhoda, blowing their lips like horns. Everybody stops clapping. Smiley smiles so hard with his eyes so wide, Cape laughs. "(♪Buh-Birr-Birrhh♪) (♪I'm a womans man-Birrh-time to talk♪) Ha-Are you shittin' me?" Two fat, pot bellied, greasy old Italian guys with no shirts, no pants, wearing white briefs; Smiley barely taps Joey and Joey throws the fight. Geraldo sins by speaking profane things on his son. "Shit...It's a-like a-two-hundrred degrrees out a-herre!"
"Alright I want a clean Rhoda; if you block or stop you lose." The whole Super Groove World rattled like an earthquake hit! Ring shows up riding a fifty-foot android... The umpire put a megaphone to his mouth and yelled, "GET OUT OF THE MACHINE AND SIGN IN, OR YOU'LL BE DISQUALIFIED!" Ring lit a cigarette, hit it, and squinted his eyes...He took the controls in the robot and fired a missile at Cape! (♪BMMM….CRASH!♪) Cape abandoned his Capoeirista attire d-belt and Mega Ring could see him in the smoke. He fired magic from his ring, it slapped Cape's clone, and a dark Cape emerged, scourging the people with the demolition Cape. The clone attacked the evil clone and might as well have recycled itself! The evil clone zips away in the wind and Ring's android exploded. "THIS ISN'T THE LAST A-YOU SEE OF GERRALLDO, YOU A-COWARDS!" says Geraldo, he didn't even do anything, Cape blew up the robot. Ring was bound and interrogated to death by the Generated Nukes. He just kept asking for another cigarette.♫ Did you know? Super Hat's birthday was on Easter. “Gawndihowl morph!”
(The ‘The Holidays’ narrator audio plays) ♫ On Christmas day, at a peaceful dinner in the old castle, Christ teaches that he is the ultimate role model and stimulator saying, "Give when you don’t receive stability, and you will utterly be stability… God wants your mind to be free… Who has to remind you to take? Do not be a seducer, because to seduce is to lie and you are not a liar. Behold, you all have angels and as much strength as your weaknesses have control of you, for it is your minds power that creates you personal fears... Your fears are inside of you not outside… God already knows exactly how to outwit your enemies, he's divine, so who they are doth not matter...The devil will of course bringeth more force when he finds that he is losing... Do not bring hate into petty arguments, for the devil is mad with a short fuse, yet your God has an everlasting fuse, defending your every mistake like a crafty lawyer - Fix it and don’t let it persist by dwelling on it... Totally go all the way, be entirely good, not just halfway… if you want to do it, ya would not stop; waste not thy energy on doubt; we shall never lose, for loss is no longer an option for us. He who suffers not will not understand pain, thus he shall bring more of it. He who helps, God helps. He who hurts God repairs before he plays him like an instrument. Ye who hold back your trust discard my revelations, but God is in me and I’m in him. Respect is a real thing, and those who invade your space I will invade theirs. Ye who cheer for the super musicians and my father - scream for yourselves, jump, clap, and stomp until you sweat. You're alive, and behold, God is in all men, for all men desire justice, some just know not the way... My father does not like to boast, he likes to be modest, so take his behavior from thee and have a blessed spirit. Like puberty, thy spirit changes mature and my rest you already possess. Yes, try and be not ashamed to, grow fat, for the Lord your God knows who is trying, and those who stop you from trying by shaming you for coming to me, are the ones who are not trying at all. The humans hate no one and never will...give the devil no power through guilt, for the birthday man has more than a ransom, and unlike Lucifer, the Lord will not wish a curse upon the kidnapped child... Now, share this with no one, except the humans - you can always trust them they're always innocent." the clones became real men and burned in holy fire. The spy-cherubs wept and kicked their feet because Christ had stopped speaking. Then, they tried to get his attention, "WEEWUS!" they called Christ, and he cheered for them. Hat slapped the table and stood; he moved his face close to Christ's, paused a second, and yelled, "MERRY BIRTHDAY, POPS, WE ‘BOUT TO GET MESSED UP!" The ministers change the world alone, trust them all, even the greedy ones. The gospel is God's spirit, and we don't wish profane things on one another. God is in all, and those who make villains have a villain within... Find something enjoyable, ye who weep, searching for the key to the chamber of joy and peace. Let God fill the gaps in your spirit, not man. Cape walked over to Rihanna. "Hi..."
"Oh, it's you again."
"You’re my favorite woman, if I look for another woman, that’s exactly what I’m gonna get..."
"I like men, not...whatever you are."
"Look, I know you aren't nuts like me. You aren't into costumes and fairy tales, but, I just didn't think I measured up, ya know?"
"Don't play yourself, the only person who makes that true is you." she walked away and didn't look back. "Damn, you got dissed."
"Shut up, Watch..."
"Why you ain't let Jesus take the wheel, he right over there – yo’ dumbass." said Lil' Ready. "Hey, keep being a gentleman, and she can’t feel good for dissin’ you. I'm sorry, kid, you did everything you could." Hat apologized to Cape, full of compassion, still causing some of the women to dance to his voice. Guy's a natural... Lil' Ready looks at Lily's green eyes, then he checks her out. "MMM-HM! Good Lord, look at Lily, boy. I bet she a freak on the low...HEY, LILY!"
"HEY...pervert..." Lily kept a word to herself. Planning a hit, the exiles stopped behind the old castle to look into the window. “WHAT THEY DOIN’?!” Asked an angry fallen angel. “NIGGA I CAN’T SEE SHIT!!”
“TURN YO’ EYES ON! YOU’ BLIND, DUMBASS NIGGA!” Taybah, Incubus, Mammon, Behemoth, even Leonard the giant faun was there. Geryon signaled Azezel and Belial whispered to Beelzebub's clones, "Y'all niggas ready to do a 1-8-7 on these niggas..."
"Let's Ride..." very unattractively, but clever, they possessed the window and swam through the walls to prepare an ambush. They didn't even know Jesus was there he sat so lowly and meek – the chakra was also very smoggy. They thought they were just crashin
g a party to re-conquer the castle. Sugg Soatchio watched and celebrated, looking down through a telescope from his moon. A Hollownaut interrupts him with an eviction notice. He destroys the Hollownaut. Taybah's team crashed into the white room and EF the guards! Christ watched them pop out of the walls unmoved, having undying peace. There's no way to arouse outbursts or anger in God's voice, he's the toughest guy in the crowd! God is a fearless God. Chakra flew all-over the food. The humans did so good protecting the feast and keeping the exiles out, but when the demons saw Jesus, they kicked all the food off the table and ran. Everybody left Christ to go after them. They left a huge mess and one slice of cake that was on a small dessert plate... Christ pulls the plate close to inspect it. A spy-cherub pops up from inside the table in front of him. He held up his little muscles and yelled, "I WIN!" then he lifted Christ's plate and walked away with it saying, "MEWWY BOATHDAY!" However, Christ had moved the plate where the cupid could see it. Give, but give without being noticed. That is God's behavior. Be thankful for the life you have, I bet someone in this world would love to have it. Some people are