Dieting Makes Cathy Crazy

by Sally Redwood

  He kisses me softly. “And I want to make tonight beautiful … seeing as how it’s your first time doing this. I don’t want you to have any regrets.”

  He takes me by the hand and leads me to the bedroom. It’s big and neat and way cleaner than it should be for a guy who fixes bikes. I’m being judgmental, but then again…aren’t I always? My heart is pounding. Okay. I’m actually about to do this. I try to control my breathing.

  “Relax, Cathy.”

  “I’m relaxed!”

  But my tone is far from it. He turns to me.

  “You don’t have to do anything you don’t want to. You know that.”

  “But I … I want to. More than you know.”

  We sit down on his bed. I feel like I land a little heavier than he does. This reminds me about my diet. My fucking diet. No. I’m done with that.

  He kisses me and unbuttons my blouse. He reaches under my bra and plays with my nipples. They’re hard in an instant. His touch makes me moan.

  “Mmmmm.”

  “You like that?”

  “Yeah.”

  He reaches behind me and unsnaps my bra. He smiles at the sight of my tits. Okay. Maybe they’re not as bad as I thought. But I can’t think now because his mouth is all over them. Licking. Sucking. Nibbling.

  He works his way down to my navel. And no, I’m not thinking about my muffin top. Okay I am, but my stomach actually looks pretty flat at the moment because I’m laying down.

  He lifts up my skirt and rips my panties off. And just like that, his mouth is all over my pussy. He kisses it the same way he kissed my lips. He’s making love to my pussy with his mouth.

  He takes his time down there … lingering around my clit. I can’t help but touch the back of his head. Damn, it feels so good. I scream a thousand times louder than I did on the motorcycle.

  “Angelo! Angelo! Angelo!”

  He keeps licking. My body shakes. I’m close to the first orgasm I’ve had in forever. He pushes his tongue deep in my pussy, and I lose it.

  “I’m gonna … I’m gonna cum!”

  He keeps tongue-fucking me, as I climax. The whole time, I’m in a daze. Seeing his handsome face down there is just too much. My body feels like it’s about to turn to liquid.

  He gives my pussy one last good lick and looks up at me.

  “Hold on, sexy.”

  He walks across the room to the dresser. He opens the drawer.

  “Fuck!”

  “What’s wrong?”

  “I want you so bad, Cathy. But I don’t have any more rubbers.”

  “You don’t?”

  He shakes his head, “I’m sorry, it’s just been a long time and I didn’t think to get any.”

  “Well, it’s okay.”

  “It is?”

  I nod. I don’t bother with the details. This is happening one way or another. Momma needs some cock up in here! And from now on, what momma wants, momma gets!

  I’ve never fucked a guy without a condom before. This is another new experience for me, too. I was always so careful. Zoe told me that I was missing out on some amazing sex. I guess I’m about to find out.

  Angelo undresses. His naked body is the stuff of Greek sculptures. He looks downright chiseled. His muscular chest. Strong arms. Flat abs. Is that a six-pack I see? Mmmm. But I can’t stop staring at his cock. It’s thick and long and super hard. Is that thing real?

  He climbs on top of me and we kiss. He looks deep into my eyes, as he slowly inches inside of me. Oh my God! He’s filling me up so much. This is…I don’t know what this is. I hold him close. He moves in and out.

  I can feel all of him without a condom. It is different. I like it. I love it. Flesh on flesh. I scream and moan. I’m drunk and this cock is amazing! I love his rhythm! I love how he fucks me. I could do this every day and every night! I want to take him to a sex shop and have them make toys based on this cock!

  “Cathy, you feel so good.”

  “Oh God. You feel so good, too!”

  Our eyes lock. He moves my legs over his shoulders and … oh fuck! He just went deeper!

  “Angelo! Angelo!”

  He takes his finger and rubs my clit, and he thrusts in and out of me. What the fuck is happening! My whole body shakes. And just like that, I feel something tearing through me and I explode. I cream all over his cock. I feel like my eyes are rolling back in my head. There’s electricity shooting through my brain…through my whole body. My eyes are wide open, and I yell so loud his neighbors might call the police. I spasm, tense, and clutch at him as my body locks up. My breath leaves me in jerks. Is this my brain malfunctioning or have I just been fucked properly for the first time?

  I’m so weak now. I didn’t even know it was possible to cum this much in one night. He’s still really hard. His breathing gets heavy.

  “Baby, can you do something for me?”

  “Anything you want.”

  “Turn around for me.”

  Anything but that! He wants me doggy style. Oh no!

  “Your ass looks so good. I want you just like that.”

  He slowly pulls out of me. I guess I have to go through with it now. I could use a few minutes to recuperate but I guess I’m in it now, time to step up. I’m grateful for the cover of darkness in the room as I get on all fours. This is yet another new experience, but not one that I’m elated about.

  He gently touches my back to adjust me so that I arch more. Okay. I know I need some help in this department. I don’t mind. And for him, I’d probably try anything.

  Before I know it, his cock is at the base of my pussy. I scream as he pushes it in. I feel him in my stomach. Fuck! His strokes hit my g-spot. I shout. This is so intense in the best possible way.

  “Oh! Angelo! Oh my God!”

  He pumps harder. Faster. Deeper. It’s too much.

  “I’m gonna cum again!”

  “Cathy, I wanna feel you cream my cock again!”

  And I can’t hold back a second longer. I scream and grab the pillow, I shake and tense as I reach an ecstasy I’ve never known. I explode again! Oh Lord…I explode!

  Damn, that felt so good. I’m delirious right now.

  He keeps fucking me but he’s slowing down a bit. I turn around and look at him. I can see the passion in his hazel eyes.

  “You’re so fucking sexy, Cathy. I’m about to …”

  And just like that, I find myself blurting out something that catches me by surprise.

  “Cum in my mouth.”

  “You want that?”

  “Yeah!”

  If I’m gonna try everything tonight, why hold back? Angelo is exactly the kind of guy I want to let myself go with. Besides, he made me cum over and over again, so he deserves it.

  He pulls out of me, and I turn around. I open my mouth wide and wrap my mouth around his stiff cock. I can taste my juices on him. I suck and look up at him. I try to imitate a porn star. I wonder if it’s working.

  Suddenly, I feel a burst of liquid on my tongue. My first instinct is to gag, but I push through that feeling and savor the taste. It’s actually very sexy. And I can tell he’s loving every second of it. I’ve never heard a man scream like this before.

  I swallow every drop of him. I milk him. Then, I slowly pull my mouth off of his cock. He collapses on the bed with this huge smile on his face.

  He looks into my eyes and pulls me close to him. I lay on his chest and listen to the sound of his heart. It’s beating really fast. So is mine. He runs his fingers through my hair.

  “Cathy! Oh my God. That was fucking amazing.”

  “Yeah. The feeling is mutual. I’m glad I met you tonight.”

  “I’m the lucky one.”

  No. He’s got that the other way around. I hit the sex jackpot with Angelo. This gorgeous man just made me cum three times. For once, I didn’t hold back, and it felt incredible.

  Chapter Ten

  Angelo snores next to me. I’m wide awake. What time is it? I lean over and glance at the alarm clock on the
nightstand. It’s 6:27 in the morning. I haven’t been able to sleep. I’m way too wired.

  I replay everything over and over again in my mind. The outfit I dared to put on. The martinis. The goofy pick up line I used on Angelo. And most of all the sex.

  Oh, the sex! I didn’t even know it could feel that good. I’m starting to wonder if last night marks the first time I’ve ever had a real orgasm. All those other times I thought I came … maybe I was just kissing the edges of that sensation.

  With Angelo, everything was so different in the most beautiful way possible. And who would have thought it? It’s hard to believe the way my body responded to a total stranger. And there’s no question that’s exactly what he is.

  All I know is his first name and his profession. He fixes bikes. I don’t know his astrological sign, or if he has food allergies, or…to hell with that. I know what I need to know. He’s the sexiest man I’ve ever laid eyes on.

  For once in my bland, turned tragic life, I had a Cinderella moment. But it would be just my luck I come down with crabs. It might be worth it though.

  Damn, I really just let myself go with Angelo. But it’s much bigger than him—as big as he is incidentally. I’m stepping way outside of myself. Trying new things. Zoe would be so proud. I’m still not sure what to think of myself.

  I do feel a little slutty. Sex without a condom. That’s never been my M.O. And I even let him cum in my mouth. That’s super-duper slutty. But he liked it. And it wasn’t nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be. I actually kind of liked it too. I would do it again with him.

  But I know that’s out. This was a one-time thing. I’ve got to get out of here. That’s what you’re supposed to do after a one night stand, right? Make a quiet exit and call an Uber.

  The rising sun peeks through the curtains. Nice curtains. I slowly inch out of bed, trying like hell not to wake him up. I’m desperate to avoid any awkward goodbyes. I don’t think my soul could stand it.

  I mean, what if he just kisses me on the cheek and says he had a nice time? And that’s the end of it. No numbers exchanged. No promises to meet up again. Or even the illusion of those things.

  I’d be so disappointed that I’m sure I’d die right here on this fluffy carpet. God, this is really fluffy. But to get in to Angelo’s room, I would have walked over rusted nails. The fluffy carpet is really a surprise. Lockjaw be damned!

  I am at the edge of the bed now. I slowly sit up. I want one last look at him. Damn, he’s so handsome. I wonder if he’s real. Maybe he’s some sort of hologram.

  That’s probably right. Zoe took pity on me and had the whole thing arranged. It’s amazing how far modern science has come…the way I came! Yeah boy! I smile as I lift my leg onto the floor.

  It’s nice and cuddly. There’s nothing better than stepping on to a nice, cuddly, fluffy carpet first thing in the morning, especially when it’s been pre-warmed. This is why I always set my heat timer to raise the temp just before my alarm goes off, not that I ever need an alarm.

  Now comes the hard part. I have to slide out of bed without moving these sheets too much. I need to hurry. The room is brighter now. I don’t want to take any chance of him seeing my body in the sunlight.

  He’s seen more than enough of it already. I still can’t believe I fucked him doggy style. But then again, it felt incredible. I never knew what I was missing out on.

  I twist my body and put my second foot on the floor. Almost there. Just then, I pull some of the sheet off of Angelo...exposing his naked body. He looks even sexier than he did last night. How is that even possible?

  My eyes linger on his stiff cock. Oh! The way he felt inside of me was like a religious experience. I know that’s probably blasphemous to say, but I don’t know how else to describe it.

  Angelo stirs in his sleep. Oh fuck. I know I have to be careful. But he hasn’t stopped snoring yet. I think it’s a little cute. Not too loud. Not nasally either.

  I can’t help but feel a little proud. I fucked him so good that he’s snoring! Wow! And he fucked me so good that I couldn’t get a wink of sleep. At least not here. I’m still in a strange place. I’m sure I’ll crash the second I get home.

  I slowly stand up and back away from the bed, while keeping my eyes on Angelo the whole time. Where’s my phone? I need to call that Uber. First, I need to get dressed. Oh God. My clothes are everywhere, scattered all over the room.

  My elbow makes contact with something. What was that? I turn around and watch as a lamp tumbles off of its stand. It makes a loud thumping, crunching sound…so much for the stealthy option. Charlie’s Angels? Nope, this is Charlie’s Assholes.

  “What the hell?”

  Angelo opens his eyes. This is great. Just great.

  “Sorry. I don’t think I broke it.”

  He smiles at me.

  “I mean, I’m sure I can fix it. See. This part right here. It’s just a little…so if I just…”

  I carefully place the lamp back on the stand. It looks like some kind of Roman plaster cast thing, like you find at the Garden center.

  “Where you going, sexy?”

  Sexy? I might be a lot of things right now, but sexy isn’t one of them. No way. But he’s staring at my tits and my pussy. And the way he stares makes me feel so desired.

  “Oh. I … I was about to …”

  He sits up in bed and takes my hands into his.

  “Were you going to leave without saying goodbye?”

  “I … I thought it might be better that way.”

  “You know what I think?”

  He pulls me back into the bed with him. I want to just enjoy the moment but now I’m worried about all types of superficial things like, how does my hair look? Is my breath okay? Should I get up and draw the curtains closed so that the room is darker?

  But Angelo’s kiss makes me forget all about that. His lips against mine. Magic. His tongue in my mouth! Such a fucking turn on! He runs his fingers through my hair.

  “You’re so cute. You know that.”

  “You think so?”

  He nods.

  “And I don’t give a fuck about that lamp. It’s a lamp. Don’t worry about it.”

  “I can replace it if …”

  “I said don’t worry about it.”

  “Are you always like this?”

  “Like what?”

  “Like how you are?”

  “That would be a yes.”

  “Good … because I like it.”

  He kisses me again and wraps his arms around me. I close my eyes and just melt. I moan. My pussy is getting really wet now. I hope this leads to more sex, but I don’t want to push my luck. Last night was enough to excitement to last a lifetime, even if…well, you know.

  He pulls away. His hazel eyes have a hint of green in the morning sun. He’s just such a beautiful man. I can’t believe he’s holding me right now. I can’t believe any of this is happening.

  “Cathy, can I tell you something …”

  I hope it’s not bad. Oh God. Here comes the confession that’s going to spoil my whole fantasy. I brace myself for the worst. He’s a con man. He wants to borrow half a million dollars to pay off some gambling debt. Well, I guess it was fun while it lasted.

  “What is it?”

  “I was just going to say something that I probably shouldn’t say …”

  Oh no. He’s not a con man. It’s far more extreme than that! He’s the leader of a cult, and he wants me to join. With sex like this, he might not have to brainwash me at all. I’m sure Waco, Texas is lovely this time of year.

  “Damn. I just better come right out with it. Last night was amazing. You blew my mind.”

  “I did?”

  He kisses my neck and cuffs my breasts. I moan and instinctively open my legs. He climbs on top of me. I look deep into his eyes. What a beautiful specimen! Oh my God!

  “And to tell the truth … I don’t want you to go anywhere.”

  He licks my nipples. They are hard in a millisecond! I
moan as he holds my tits together and goes back and forth, giving them both equal attention. My girls feel great. My whole body feels great!

  The sun is even brighter now, but I’m not worried about him noticing my stretch marks or cellulite. Okay, I’m only slightly worried about that. But he doesn’t seem to care at all, as he kisses my not-so-flat stomach.

  He buries his head between my thighs. His tongue swirls around my clit. I scream like a banshee. I cover my mouth, a little embarrassed. I just can’t help it. This shit feels amazing.

  He slides his finger inside of me and keeps making circles around my clit with his tongue. I roll my hips all around involuntarily. I have absolutely no control over my own body. That’s just the effect Angelo has on me.

  “Angelo! Angelo! I’m gonna cum! Oh my God! Oh my God!”

  I cream all over his tongue. He doesn’t stop. He licks it all up. I close my eyes, convinced I’m in a dreamlike state. What is this man doing to me? And can he please never, ever stop!

  He rises up and leans in for a kiss. This is another first. I haven’t kissed a guy right after he’s gone down on me. Another new experience. There’s a salty and sweet flavor on his lips. I wonder how many calories this is? Oh my fuck! Let me stop. I close my eyes and get lost in the moment. Wow. I can’t believe I’m doing this. I’m well on my way to acting in XXX films.

  But it doesn’t feel dirty at all—not like porn. It feels natural. Good. Better than good. Perfect. He holds me closer. I look into his eyes. I’m feeling very naughty right now. And since I’m never going to see him again, why should I hold back?

  I reach down and wrap my hand around his stiff cock. I lick my lips and smile at him. I hope I look seductive but I probably look a little ridiculous. Oh, what the hell!

  “Can I… Can I suck it?”

  “You don’t even have to ask.”

  “Lay on your back.”

  As soon as he’s on top of the sheets, I take a moment to just stare at his dick. I can see it so well in the sunlight. It’s big and very thick! Mmmm. But on top of that, it’s the most beautiful cock I’ve ever seen. Not that I’ve seen a lot, but Angelo’s definitely tops the list.

  I stuff it into my mouth. He moans, as I bob my head up and down. I close my eyes, concentrating on pleasing him. I massage his balls. Slow circles. He moans loader. I lick it like it’s an ice cream. Oh God, ice cream! I lick his balls and drag my tongue along his shaft before I take him in to my mouth again.