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Knocked Up by Brother's Best Friend: A Bad Boy Secret Baby Romance

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by Amy Brent


  Club Votre Désire was actually a hundred-fifty-year-old estate tucked in the mountains north of San Jose, so remote that you could never find it without a guide. The location was so secretive that the employees and guests were not allowed to drive there. They were ferried in by limos and buses with blacked-out windows from a parking garage in the next town over. There was a large stone and iron gate that was guarded 24/7 by a team of armed guards that looked like something out of a Sylvester Stallone movie. The manor house sat on fifty wooded acres and stood four stories tall. It had once been a swanky hotel built by some rich dude out of New York, with 55,000 square feet of indoor space that had been divided into thirty luxury suites on the top three floors. The bottom floor housed a 5-star restaurant, a bar, small meeting rooms, and a banquet hall, which was as big as a football field. There was a humongous guest house out back with thirty double rooms for the employees who came to stay each weekend. The place was like a small, self-contained city. All you had to do was ask for it, and it could be had at Club Votre Désire.

  Opening that place was the best thing me and my boys had ever done, at least in my opinion. Club D generated tens of millions of dollars for our charitable trust every year and gave us a place to hide away and drink and fuck our brains out without worrying about anyone finding out.

  Club D’s members included billionaires, mega-millionaires, wealthy CEOs, Wall Street wizards and trust fund managers, senators, congressmen, a couple of vice presidents, sheiks, oil barons, rock stars, actors, and athletes.

  Only the wealthiest and most discreet men can apply for membership at Club D and that’s only at the referral of a current member in good standing. Each applicant has to put up a million bucks just to apply and their black American Express Card gets tapped monthly for everything except the air they breathe when they’re at Club D.

  Everything comes with a price at Club D.

  The food, booze, rooms, sex… ah yes… the sex…

  Club D employed what were called “Specialists and Escorts”, women who made Victoria’s Secret models look like Plain Janes and porn stars seem like rank amateurs. They were there for the pleasure of our guests and they charged accordingly.

  Ever had a five-thousand-dollar blowjob?

  Ever paid thirty-grand to have one girl sit on your face and another bouncing on your cock while still another fingered you in the ass?

  Ever paid fifty-grand to watch a gorgeous Russian woman take a cock in each hand, another in her pussy, another in her ass, and yet another in her mouth, and make all five guys cum at the same time? If you wanted to be one of those cocks getting serviced that was another twenty G’s in the kitty, thank you very much.

  Ever seen a girl contort her body double so she could lick her own pussy and make herself squirt like a geyser when she came?

  I know, I know…

  It all sounds a bit like a freak show, but that’s what makes Club D so interesting. And so special.

  Whatever you desire is yours for the asking…

  For a price.

  And the members would tell you that it was worth every fucking penny, no pun intended.

  No one’s ever asked for a refund at Club D.

  Ever.

  Members willingly pay their tabs and come back the next week for more.

  Honestly, I’d be shocked if you had heard of Club D. Me, Isaac, and Sammy started the place as our own private playground three years ago and have done everything possible to keep the place a closely-guarded secret.

  I mean, basically Club D is a high-end whorehouse and what goes on there is illegal in most states even if we do donate every penny to charity. Imagine the shit storm that would occur if word got out that the mythical Club D really did exist and was owned by the three billionaire founders of Internet Data Systems. That would be a mess even I couldn’t put a positive spin on.

  The authorities have sniffed around a few times, trying to find proof of the legend, but when there is a four-term, United States Senator with a girl sitting on his face in one room, and a high-ranking assistant director of the FBI getting it in the ass from a six-foot-tall blonde Swedish chick with a strap-on dildo in another, you don’t worry too much about being exposed.

  And even if the world found out about Club D, they’d never be able to connect me, Isaac, and Sammy to it. We were not only rich as fuck, we were smart, too. Club D was technically owned by a blind charitable trust in the Cayman Islands that was set up by a company that didn’t even exist. Me and my boys were so well insulated that it would take years for anyone to find any way to connect us to the place; other than the fact that the three of us were there every weekend banging our way through the girls and getting charged for it just like every other member.

  That’s right.

  We pay to play just like the members.

  We do not take freebies like owners.

  When the FBI comes poking into your shit, the devil is in the details.

  A little perk like a free blowjob could open a crack in the dam that could drown us all. We were too smart to let that happen.

  Sadly, Isaac didn’t play so much anymore, not since he met Amy Rossetti, the smoking hot consultant who now shared his bed most nights. Their relationship irked me a little at first because she effectively took Isaac off the market and out of the fun, but now I got it. He was happier than he’d ever been and Amy was a great girl. I just wished that I had seen her first.

  I had to admit, I was a little jealous of what they had.

  Sometimes I thought it might be time for me to settle down with one girl.

  Then I walked through the doors at Club D and that notion flew right out the window.

  Me?

  Denny Chambers?

  Monogamous?

  Gimme a freakin’ break.

  Chapter 2: Denny

  I heard someone say my name.

  I felt someone touch my hand.

  I blinked away the thoughts of Club D that had my cock getting hard and realized I was still on the set of Good Day America. Robin Robinson was asking me another silly question. That’s when it happened. My brain played a terrible trick on my mouth and I said the most honest words ever to be spoken by anyone on live TV.

  Ah, you recognize me now?

  Yep. That was me.

  I’m that guy.

  Of all the things to be famous for, I’m most notable for saying those three little words on live morning television, broadcast coast to coast for the entire country to hear and gasp at—not to mention the bazillion times the clip was rebroadcast on other shows and the viral video that some asshole posted on YouTube two minutes after the words left my mouth, which at last count, had gotten over a hundred million hits.

  Hell, some sharp dude in Wisconsin even had the good sense to trademark the phrase and put it on a t-shirt along with a cartoon scribble of my face. I’m sure the guy made a killing off it. Well, good for him. That’s good old American commerce at work at my expense.

  And no matter what else I accomplish in life until the day I die…

  No matter how much money I make or how much I give away, I will always be that guy.

  The guy who smirked and shot off his mouth on national television when Robin Robinson, the buxom blonde host of Good Day America asked me the question I get most often.

  She gave me a demure look and asked, “So, Denny, what’s the best part about being you?”

  The look in her eye made me think she knew what I was going to say and wanted to hear the words. The way her mouth dropped open after I said the words told me I sucked at reading a woman’s mind.

  I didn’t blink.

  I didn’t hesitate.

  I just shrugged as if she’d ask me my favorite flavor of ice cream and said, “The pussy. Duh.”

  I know, I know, I know…

  Look, in my defense, it was a stupid fucking question and one I got every time I sat down to be interviewed in my role of Cofounder and Chief Marketing Officer of IDS.

  I normally did
n’t have to think about the answer because I’d been asked that fucking question a million times since becoming filthy rich and filthy famous. For 999,999 of those times I had rambled on about using my money and fame and clout to help make the world a better place. Or about being at the forefront of emerging tech and being able to work with some of the most brilliant tech minds on the planet or bring clean water to thirsty African kids.

  Blah… blah… blah...

  So earlier that morning, when my best pal and business partner, Sammy Branniff (yes, that Sammy Branniff, the former All American out of San Jose State and part owner of the Los Angeles Marauders) called two minutes before air time and triple-dog-dared me to say, “The pussy. Duh”, my brain simply could not resist the dare. Never triple-dog-dare a guy with no filter. It will not end well.

  Sammy was the Chief Operating Officer of IDS, and one of the sharpest business minds on the planet. He was the guy who took Isaac’s data storage software and turned it into a real business. He got the angel investors onboard early, then had the Silicon Valley Venture Capitalists fighting one another to cough up tens of millions of dollars. He took IDS public and has guided the company to stellar heights. Bezos and Zuckerburg had Sammy on speed dial. Gates and Buffet consulted him on trends in tech. Trump wanted him to serve on some committee on entrepreneurship. He was a brilliant guy, but not too brilliant to triple-dog-dare me to say those words.

  “The pussy. Duh.”

  So, I said the words, but I blamed the fallout on Sammy.

  And I was amazed at how quickly the shit hit the fan.

  Of course, our other partner, Isaac Hanson—aka Mr. Serious—IDS Chief Technical Officer and the guy that Wired Magazine dubbed “the brains of the outfit”, was foaming at the mouth when I got to the office later that morning. I figured he’d be cooled down by the time the corporate jet ferried me from Los Angeles to San Jose, but I was wrong. I’d never seen him so pissed.

  “I can’t believe you actually said that on live fucking TV!” Isaac screamed as I sat across the conference room table during our late morning meeting. I glanced out of the corner of my eye to see Sammy sitting at the head of the table hiding his face behind a big mug of coffee.

  I pointed at Sammy and mocked the voice of a ten-year old kid who’d just been caught taking a piss in the teacher’s desk drawer (wow, another flashback).

  I shook my finger at Sammy and whined. “It’s not my fault. Sammy triple-dog-dared me to do it.”

  “Oh my god!” Isaac roared, his hands cutting through the air like Bruce Lee fending off an army of ninjas. “You sound like a goddamn kid! Do you do everything Sammy dares you to do?”

  I put on a hurt face and tried not to grin. “No, not everything. Just the triple-dog-dare stuff.”

  Isaac blew out a long breath and rubbed his eyes. “Un-fucking-believable. And you’re our Chief Marketing Officer? The guy in charge of our brand messaging?”

  I bit down hard on my bottom lip and spread out my hands. “That’s right. And this was a brilliant marketing move on my part.”

  Isaac gawked at me. “You can’t be serious.”

  “It certainly has people talking,” Sammy said, chiming in as he held up his phone. “Two thousand Tweets so far. Trending on YouTube and Facebook.”

  “See,” I said, waving my hands like a magician conjuring a rabbit out of a hat. “A brilliant marketing move if I do say so myself. I wouldn’t be surprised if IDS stock doesn’t jump ten points by the end of the day. That’s the power of the pussy.”

  “You’re fucking hopeless,” Isaac said with a deep sigh. He shook his head at me the way my old man used to when I did something that pissed him off, but he also found funny deep down. “Just fucking hopeless.”

  “Oh, come on, Ise,” Sammy said, frowning over the cup. “It’s not that big a deal. Lighten up.”

  Isaac narrowed his eyes at Sammy. “Let’s see how much you lighten up when the board members start calling you to complain about his behavior. You’re the CEO. You’re the one that will get the most shit for this.”

  “Hey, don’t talk about me like I’m not here,” I said. “You’ll hurt my feelings.”

  “Oh, fuck your feelings,” Isaac said, head swiveling like a broken bobblehead.

  “He was just being honest, Ise,” Sammy said, his thick eyebrows arching. He braced his elbows on the table and rolled the cup between his hands. “The pussy is the best part about being us. I don’t see why it’s such a big deal. Don’t you think Mark Cuban and Elon Musk would have said the same thing when they were single, if they had Denny’s balls?”

  “The size of Denny’s balls is not the point,” Isaac said, rubbing his eyes as he blew out his cheeks in frustration. I was both amused and saddened at his anxiety.

  “Then what’s the point?” I asked innocently. I spread out my hands again. “Please, Ise, enlighten me.”

  “You can’t just say shit like that in public, Denny, especially on a show like Good Day America, which half the fucking country watches.”

  “Give me a break.” I clutched my chest with both hands and huffed back at him. “Guys watch that show to see Robin Robinson’s tits and women watch it to get the latest cupcake recipe from that fat weather man. The country doesn’t give a flying shit about me or thirsty kids in Africa. I doubt anyone was even paying attention.”

  “Oh, they were paying attention,” Isaac said. He held up his phone and jabbed the air with it. “All three networks, along with FoxNews and CNN, Huffington Post, the Wall Street Journal, Forbes… they’ve already called wanting a comment. IDS is all over the fucking news. TV and internet.”

  “That’s awesome,” I said, beaming. “See. I’m a goddamn marketing genius.”

  “She does have great tits,” Sammy said quietly, as if he were talking to himself. Me and Isaac looked at him. Sammy held up his catcher’s mitt-sized hands and wiggled his fingers. “Robin Robinson. She has great tits. I know from experience. More than a handful, and I have some big fucking hands.”

  “Lucky you,” I said as I poured myself a cup of coffee from the carafe on the conference room table. I leaned back with a grin on my face. “I just let her suck my cock in the dressing room after the show. I didn’t have time to feel her tits. The fucking weather guy kept knocking on the door.”

  Isaac looked like he was about to choke on his latte. His eyes pleaded with mine. “Dude… please tell me you didn’t…”

  I just smiled. “Next time you’re on Good Day America ask her and see what she says.”

  “Jesus Christ, Denny,” Isaac said, his eyes rising to the ceiling. He held out his hands like he was beckoning God. “Why can’t you keep it in your pants just one day of the week?”

  I leveled a stiff finger and a hard eye at him. “Hey, you’re the guy who got a blowjob in your office from that blonde chick from Influencers Magazine a few months back. What’s her name? Casey? Macy?”

  “Stacey,” Sammy said. “Been there, tapped that, got the dirty panties to prove it. And, might I add, another great set of tits.”

  “You guys are killing me,” Isaac said with a voice that let us know he had taken all of this discussion he could stand. He pulled his laptop in front of him and tapped the keys. The giant monitor hanging on the wall came to life with a spreadsheet detailing this quarter’s IDS sales numbers to date.

  “You’re killing us now that you have a steady girlfriend,” Sammy said, referring to Isaac’s new love, Amy Rossetti. “That woman has turned you into the biggest party pooper on the planet.”

  Isaac shot him a look. “Party pooper? Really?”

  “Ah, leave him alone, Sam,” I said. “It’s time that one of us grew up.”

  “Thanks,” Isaac said.

  “Don’t thank me,” I said with a grin. “That was not a compliment.”

  “Fuck you both,” Isaac said, turning toward the monitor. “Now, let’s look at the most recent numbers…”

  Sammy listened. I pretended to. I was thinking about Isaac a
nd Amy again. They’d been hot and heavy for weeks now and things just seemed to be heating up more by the day. Isaac dragged in every morning with his tired cock dangling between his legs from overuse and eyes red from lack of sleep. The moron was head over heels for Amy Rossetti and I couldn’t blame him. She was drop-dead gorgeous, smart, funny, had a body to die for, and according to the few details we’d been able to pry out of Isaac, was a freak in bed.

  I watched them together sometimes and wished I had what they had. They were in heat and in love. I was constantly in heat, but had never even come close to being in love. Maybe I’d give it a try someday when the desire to fuck every hot girl that walked in the room was gone from my bones.

  If that ever happened.

  With any luck, I’d die a very old man while fucking a beautiful woman whose name I didn’t even know.

  And there would be a big fucking smile on my face.

  Oh well. At least it was Friday.

  Twelve hours from now I’d be at Club D neck-deep in pussy.

 

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