Butt Wars- Rogue Buns
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At the end of the main hallway, a flickering light beckons me.
I continue and find myself at the door to a rather large laboratory. I push it open and gasp aloud.
There before me is what I can only imagine is the otherworldly gate that I’ve been looking for. It is absolutely enormous, organic in nature and growing up the walls of the room in an eerily menacing fashion. The gate itself resembles an giant, open butt.
With nowhere else to go, I proceed with my mission, approaching the giant living butt and then climbing inside.
Immediately, the air around me transforms into a thick mist, warm and inviting but also strange against my bare skin. I find myself exciting out through the other side of the butt and into the laboratory again, only this time it is even more strange and overgrown with bizarre organic tendrils.
As I make my way up out of the lab, I discover that everything about this plane of existence is like a mirror image of the last, only distorted and backwards. It’s not until I see the guards, however, that I realize how utterly bizarre this new universe truly is.
Upon sneaking out through the power plant door, I spot the same patrolling men in uniform, only this time they are not men at all. Instead, the guards have been transformed into handsome floating butts, their intoxicatingly muscular rumps just begging for my attention. I have to remind myself that now is not the time, and instead I make a sharp turn towards the fence.
I manage to make it back out into the forest undetected, probably due to the fact that none of the floating anal guards have eyes or ears to sense me with.
After putting some distance between the power plant and me, I begin to call out for Porp, my voice echoing among the otherworldly vegetation. The trees are unusual in a way that I can’t quite but my finger on at first, but eventually I realize that it’s because their trunks are actually the shafts of massive cocks, shooting up towards the sky above. Where there had once been branches crisscrossing over me, there are now the bulbous heads of these erect shafts.
“Porp! It’s Sheriff Bopper!” I cry in frustration. “Are you out there?”
Suddenly, I hear someone clearing their throat loudly, then calling back with a disappointed tone. “Yeah, it’s me.”
I glance over to see Porp make his way out from behind one of the wiener trees. He looks happy and healthy, the only sign of distress being his expression of frustration at my arrival.
“What are you doing here?” I question. “Your wife has been looking all over for you.”
Porp lets out a long sigh. “I know. I hate that she’s worried but… I can’t leave.”
“Why not?” I question.
Porp scoffs. “Have you seen this place? It’s amazing! I never imagined their could be another layer of the Tingleverse with this many giant cocks!”
“The Tingleverse?” I question.
Porp nods. “The Tingleverse is a series of parallel universes in an infinite stack. As they move downward they get progressively gayer and more full of cute butts.”
“So this is just one layer down from ours?” I ask.
“Several layers down, actually,” Porp explains. “But honestly, what does it matter? I’m not leaving either way.”
“There’s plenty of dick in our own universe!” I tell him “Besides, Weno is worried sick about you. What’s so great here that it’s not worth coming back?”
Suddenly, a thunderous roar erupts throughout the dark woods, causing my breath to catch in my throat. “What was that?” I question frantically.
Porp smiles and then shakes his head with a laugh. “Calm down, calm down,” he tells me.
Seconds later, I see a rather large beast emerging from the shadows. I stumble back in terror as I find myself face to face with a handsome, yet terrifying, velociraptor who sports a flower for a head. The sight is awe inspiring, but I would be lying if I didn’t admit that this dinosaur’s rugged nature didn’t turn me on just the slightest bit.
Porp doesn’t seem to react at all, at least until the raptor is right next to him. At this point, the missing husband wraps his arm warmly around the prehistoric creature’s waist. “Flowber, this is Sherriff Bop,” he announces, introducing the two of us.
“It’s nice to meet you, Bop,” says the dinosaur, extending his clawed hand towards me.
I shake it reluctantly, but find myself quickly impressed by the beast’s firm grip.
“Flowber here has been pounding my butt like crazy,” explains Porp. “He’s a real monster in bed!”
The two of them laugh heartily and I find myself reeling from a strange twinge of jealousy. As bizarre as the circumstances are, these two are clearly in love, and I find myself wishing that I too had someone to love me like this; someone to pound me like this.
Unfortunately, I don’t have the time to dwell on this sentiment for long. I’m here on a mission. “You need to come back with me,” I tell Porp. “I made a promise that I’d bring you back, and I’m a man of my word.”
Porp shakes his head. “I’m sorry, I’m not leaving. The flower monster butt pounding is just too fantastic.”
Flowber nods in agreement. “What can I say, I’m a good lay.”
“Good enough that you’d leave your whole life behind?” I argue back.
The mutant Raptor thinks about this for a minute, a smile slowly crossing his large, flower face. “Tell you what,” he finally offers. “I’ll fuck you, and if it’s not the best sex you’ve ever had in your life then Porp will come back with you. If it is the best pound you’ve ever taken, though, then Porp stays with me.”
I glance over at the missing husband to see if he’s alright with this. He is.
“Okay,” I confirm, my voice trembling.
Porp nods and gives a little wave, then takes off into the forest in an effort to give our pound a little privacy.
“I’ve never been with an otherworldly monster before,” I tell Flowber.
“That’s okay,” he says. “We’ll start with something easy.”
The massive beast steps forward, allowing an enormous, hardening cock to spring out from his scaly body. I can tell exactly what he wants me to do just from the look on his prehistoric flower face, and I’m happy to oblige.
The next thing I know, I’m dropping down to my knees before the gigantic monster, taking his dick in my hand and slowly beginning to stroke him off. I look up at him with a fire in my eyes, an aching homosexual lust that I’d never known I was capable of until this very moment.
“You’re so fucking big,” I coo.
“We’re all big in the upside-down realm,” offers the mutant velociraptor.
Seized with arousal, I suddenly open up my mouth and swallow the dinosaur’s enormous rod, skillfully taking him between my lips as I pump my head up and down across his length with frantic enthusiasm. I cradle his ancient balls as I do this, servicing the raptor with everything that I’ve got.
“Oh fuck. That’s so good,” moans the beast, throwing back his strange head in a fit of ecstasy.
I continue to bob up and down him for quite a while, moving my lips faster and faster across his shaft with every passing second until finally I just can’t take it anymore. Seized with arousal, I push my head all the way down across his enormous rod in a stunning deep throat, consuming the dinosaur’s dick completely. I look up at him and give a playful wink, impressing even myself with my ability to take his whole length. I’m not gay, so I’ve never performed this sexually dexterous move before, but somehow I pull it off with a combination of relaxed enthusiasm and well timed muscle control.
I keep the creatures cock deep down within me like this for a while, letting him savor every moment of the incredible blowjob until finally I run out of air and come up with a frantic gasp. I struggle to collect myself, a long strand of spit hanging between my lips and the head of his monstrous cock.
“Now that you’re all warmed up, why don’t you show me what this incredible pound of yours is all about?” I coax. I undo my belt and drop
my pants and underwear, then fall back. Seductively, I turn around so that I’m on my hands and knees, my ass exposed to the handsome beast. I wiggle my rump a bit and then reach around to give it a playful slap. “Does that sound like a good idea to you?”
“It sounds amazing,” the bizarre flower-headed dinosaur says.
Without hesitation, the creature positions himself behind me, crouching down and then aligning the swollen head of his dick with the tightly puckered rim of my backdoor. I can feel him teasing the edge of my taut hole, testing it’s limits playfully while I beg him to plunge down inside.
“Give it to me,” I moan. “Show me what upside-down world dick feels like you flower headed freak.”
Immediately, the monster plunges downward, impaling me across the length of his giant rod.
I let out a loud yelp as my fingers dig into the ground in front of me, my entire body struggling to adjust to his utterly enormous size. When his cock was inside of my mouth I felt that I had a handle on its girth, but now that it’s found it’s way deep down into my butthole, I’m not quite sure if I can take it. I can sense the limits of my body stretching and adjusting, the pain eventually giving way to a strange throbbing pleasure as the dinosaur begins to pump.
The flower headed raptor takes me slowly at first, generously allowing me to accept his size before speeding up into a full on slam.
“Oh my fucking god! Oh my fucking god!” I start to scream, my eyes rolling back into my head as the final remnants of discomfort slip away. Now all that remains is the hammering ache of pleasure and a strange warmth that blossoms somewhere deep down inside of me.
Flowber was right, I’ve never felt anything like this before in my entire life.
Now that the creature is jackhammering away at my butthole with all of his strength, I decide to reach down between my legs and help myself along, stroking my hard, hanging cock with a frantic enthusiasm.
The faster that Flowber thrusts into me, the more ferociously I beat my dick. Soon enough, the strange warmth of prostate orgasm combines with the feelings that blossom within my shaft, warping and shifting into a powerful series of lustful waves. I am completely beside myself, my entire body pulsing with a rhythmic craving to explode.
I need a release.
“I’m gonna cum!” I start to scream. “I’m gonna fucking cum so hard from that weird parallel universe dick!”
“Do it!” Flowber commands enthusiastically. “Blow that fucking load!”
I clench my teeth tightly as I push myself over the edge, every muscle in my body taut until suddenly they all release at the same time. I’m screaming, my voice echoing out into the woods as cum shoots from the head of my cock in several powerful blasts. It splatters across the forest floor below me in a beautiful pattern of pearly white.
Behind me, Flowber is operating on a similar timeline. The next thing I know, the beast is pushing down into me and holding tight, completely frozen as he accepts the absolute depth of my reamed anus. I can feel his jizz spilling out into me, pump after pump of the milky spunk flowing forth until there is no room left in my rectum and it comes spilling up out from the edges.
When the flower-headed dinosaur finally finishes and pulls away, his seed comes tumbling out from my butthole, mixing in a glorious cocktail with the semen that lies waiting on the ground below us.
I climb to my feet, pulling up my pants and rebuckling my belt. When I look up again, Porp has reemerged from the woods.
“What did I tell you?” the missing husband asks with a chuckle. “Is he good, or is he good?”
I let out a sigh of surrender. “You were right,” I admit. “That was the best sex I’ve ever had.”
We all stand in silence for a moment, not knowing exactly what to say next. At the beginning of this journey, I’d had a very clear mission, find Porp and bring him home, but now everything seems a little more complicated than that.
Porp suddenly speaks up. “I’m gonna go back,” he finally says. “I love getting pounded but… I miss my wife.”
A smile crosses my face. This is such a relief to hear, especially due to all the brand new questions I’m wrestling with on my own end.
“I’m staying here,” I announce in return.
“What?” gasps Porp.
“I can’t just take a pound like that and then leave this layer of the Tingleverse,” I explain. “I want to stay here with Flowber and see what happens.”
I glance over at the strange creature, who nods in approval.
Porp hugs me tight. “Thank you for finding me,” he says. “Enjoy yourself, Bopper.”
“Oh, I will,” I assure Porp in return. “I will.”
Also by Chuck Tingle…
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Gaygent Brontosaurus: The Butt Is Not Enough
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Space Raptor Butt Ascension
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Chuck’s Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 2
Chuck’s Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 3
Unicorn Tinglers
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My Ass Is Haunted By The Gay Unicorn Colonel
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Chuck’s Unicorn Tinglers: Volume 2
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Seduced By Doctor Bigfoot: Attorney At Large
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The Curse Of Bigfoot Butt Camp
Bigfoot Settler’s Claim My Butthole
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Eight Bigfoot Buckaroos Hate My Butt And Pound It
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Chuck’s Bigfoot Tinglers: Volume 1
Chuck’s Bigfoot Tinglers: Volume 2
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Trained By The Living Biker Train
Pounded By The Gay Color Changing Dress
Turned Gay By The Living Alpha Diner
Glazed By The Gay Living Donuts
Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt
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Shared By The Chocolate Milk Cowboys
Reamed By My Reaction To The Title Of This Book
Angry Man Pounded By The Fear Of His Latent Gayness Over A Dinosaur Transitioning Into A Unicorn
Slammed Up The Butt By My Hot Coffee Boss
The State Of California Stalks My Butthole
Pounded In The Butt By My Leaked Mashly Addison Data
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Creamed In The Butt By My Handsome Living Corn
Slammed In The Butthole By My Concept Of Linear Time
Pounded By My Handsome Ghost Boats
Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union
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First Buckaroo Bill Pounded By The Handsome Living White House
Pounded In The Butt By My Hugo Award Loss
Kissed On The Weiner By My Own Weiner
Slammed In The Butt By My Smartphone’s Missing Headphone Jack
Chuck’s Living Object Tinglers: Volume 1
Chuck’s Living Object Tinglers: Volume 2
Chuck’s Living Object Tinglers: Volume 3
Chuck’s Living Object Tinglers: Volume 4
Chuck’s Living Object Tinglers: Volume 5
Chuck’s Living Object Tinglers: Volume 6
Chuck’s Living Object Tinglers: Volume 7
Chuck’s Living Object Tinglers: Volume 8
Chuck’s Living Object Tinglers: Volume 9
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About Dr. Tingle…
Dr. Chuck Tingle is a Hugo Nominated erotic author and Tae Kwon Do grandmaster (almost black belt) from Billings, Montana. After receiving his PhD at DeVry University in holistic massage, Chuck found himself fascinated by all things sensual, leading to his creation of the "tingler", a story so blissfully erotic that it cannot be experienced without eliciting a sharp tingle down the spine. Chuck's hobbies include backpacking, checkers and sport.