The Dead in Their Vaulted Arches

by Alan Bradley

  I dragged the Ls a bit so they looked as if I hadn’t the strength to lift the pencil from the paper.

  Checking that the coast was clear, I stepped out into the hall, stuck my note to the door with a bit of chewing gum purloined from the supposedly secret dragon’s horde of the stuff at the back of Feely’s U-wear drawer.

  I locked the door and pocketed the key.

  Moments later I was barricaded in my laboratory, ready to begin preparations for the most important chemical experiment of my life.

  For nearly twenty years after the death of Tarquin de Luce, his notebooks had stood untouched: row upon row of sober black-clad soldiers. There was nothing I loved better than to browse in their pages, dipping into a volume at random, savoring each delicious chemical insight as if it were a treacle tart.

  Needless to say, the word “poison” always caught my eye, as it did in a brief footnote in which Uncle Tar mentioned the work of Takaki Kanehiro, a Japanese naval surgeon whose work led to the discovery—by Eijkman, Hopkins, and others—that a solid diet of white rice produced in the body a nerve poison whose antidote, oddly enough, was the very husk which had been removed in preparing the rice for consumption!

  It was a theory I had postulated myself after being subjected to a lifetime of Mrs. Mullet’s rice puddings, of which the least said, the better.

  This antidote, which was at first called aneurin because of what its absence did to the nerves, turned out to be thiamine, which was later given the designation vitamin B1.

  The existence of vitamins, or “vital amines,” as he had called them, had been suggested by Kazimierz Funk: these somewhat mysterious organic compounds which are required by all living organisms but cannot be synthesized by the organism itself.

  One of Uncle Tar’s many correspondents, a Cambridge student named Albert Szent-Györgyi, had written to ask his advice regarding his recent discovery of what he was then calling aneurin.

  Aneurin again! Vitamin B1.

  Uncle Tar had replied suggesting that Szent-Györgyi’s aneurin might play an important role in the generation of the energy by which all oxygen-dependent organisms convert into carbon dioxide the acetate they derive from the fats, proteins, and carbohydrates of the diet.

  Life, in short!

  He also hinted that an injectable form of the vitamin called cocarboxylase hydrochloride was vital in restoring life to deceased laboratory rats that had been frozen.

  I shall never forget the electric thrill that shot through me from head to toe upon reading these words.

  The restoration of life! Precisely as promised in the Apostle’s Creed!

  And yet cocarboxylase hydrochloride was only part of the story.

  There was also the matter of adenosine triphosphate, or ATP, which had been discovered in 1929 at Harvard University Medical School: too late for Uncle Tar, who had died suddenly of a heart attack the previous year, but not too late for me.

  I had first read about the stuff in Chemical Abstracts & Transactions, a journal to which Uncle Tar had fortunately purchased a lifetime subscription and which, nearly a quarter century after his death, was still being delivered by the postman every month to Buckshaw as regular as clockwork.

  The introduction of ATP into the bloodstream was thought to have much the same reanimating effect upon the spines of the dead as cocarboxylase hydrochloride did upon the heart and pancreas.

  This, then, was how I would restore Harriet to the land of the living: a monumental injection of ATP combined with a similar dosage of cocarboxylase hydrochloride.

  With these two chemicals already at work in her thawing body, I would then apply Professor Kano’s knuckle blow to her second lumbar vertebrum.

  It was a brilliant idea, and because it was scientific, it simply could not fail.

  THIRTEEN

  THE PROBLEM WAS THIS: Where was I to find the ingredients?

  The vitamin B1 could, of course, be extracted from yeast, but the process was time-consuming and smelly and could not, I decided, be conducted under the very noses of family, guests, and visitors without raising certain embarrassing questions.

  The ATP, though, was going to be a horse of a different hue. Although discovered more than twenty years ago, it had only been successfully synthesized recently by one Alexander Todd at Cambridge, and was probably as scarce as hen’s dentures.

  I could not even begin to guess how to get my hands on the stuff. It seemed reasonable to assume that if anyone in the vicinity of Bishop’s Lacey possessed a sample, it would be a doctor, a veterinarian, or a chemist’s shop.

  I suppose I could have telephoned Dr. Darby, or Cruickshanks, the village chemists, but the telephone at Buckshaw, having been the instrument by which Father had first learned of Harriet’s disappearance more than ten years ago, was strictly off limits.

  Now that the news of her death had reached his ear through that same somber black earpiece, it held even greater terrors for him, and accordingly for us all.

  There was nothing for it but to cycle into Bishop’s Lacey and make my inquiries in person. Actually, I decided, it was preferable that way: With the telephone, people can always ring off with the feeblest of excuses. In person, it could be much more difficult to shake off Flavia de Luce.

  “Gladys,” I whispered at the door of the greenhouse. “It’s me, Flavia. Are you awake?”

  Gladys was my BSA Keep-Fit bicycle. She had belonged originally to Harriet, who had named her l’Hirondelle, “the swallow”—I suppose because of the way she swooped and darted while racing down deliciously steep hills—but I had rechristened her Gladys because of her happy nature.

  Gladys was awake. Of course she was. Like the Pinkerton Detective Agency, her motto was “We Never Sleep.”

  “Quick conference,” I told her. “We shall have to sneak out the back way. Too many people in front.”

  There was nothing that excited Gladys more than sneaking out the back way. We had performed that maneuver together on many occasions, and I think she took a certain naughty delight in having the opportunity to do it again.

  She gave a tiny squeak of pleasure and I hadn’t the heart to reprimand her.

  I wheeled Gladys south and then west, taking great care to keep clear of the views from Father’s study window and the drawing room. For a while, it was touch and go, darting from tree to tree, then peering back round to be certain that no one was following us.

  After a time, it became less risky, and I pushed Gladys, my hand gently on her leather saddle, bumpety-bump across the rough fields to a country lane which led north to the main road.

  Now, with my feet pressing happily down on her pedals, we sped along with a tickety-tick whirring noise that startled small birds in the hedgerows and caused an old badger to waddle comically for cover.

  At the junction, we skidded to a stop. It was time for a decision. To the west lay Hinley and the hospital. Was there a chance that the dispensary there would have a supply of the needed ATP? Would Feely’s friend’s sister, Flossie Foster, be on duty? Would I be able to talk her into organizing a raid on the dispensary?

  It seemed unlikely. The odds were probably staggering.

  But—to the east lay Bishop’s Lacey, in which were located both the surgery of Dr. Darby and Cruickshanks the Chemists.

  With scarcely a pause, I turned Gladys’s head towards the east, and off we sped to whatever might await us.

  The bell over the door tinkled noisily in its bracket as I entered the chemists’ shop.

  The front of the place was bright enough, with sunlight streaming in through the large red and blue apothecary jars in the window, but beyond that, deeper into the shop, the light died a horrible death. The back of the room was a place of shadows, with a small dark counter at whose wicket Miss Clay was whispering, as if it were a confessional, into the ear of Lancelot Cruickshank, the chemist.

  I pretended I couldn’t hear them, even though the razor-keen sense of hearing I had inherited from Harriet had already told me that their
conversation had to do with rhubarb pills and sulfur.

  I drifted about the shop, staring as if hypnotized by the numbing collection of colorful tins, boxes, and bottles that lined the shelves: powders, pills, potions, lotions, elixirs, salves, salts, syrups, lozenges, ointments, and electuaries—a cure for every occasion.

  “I shall be with you directly,” Mr. Cruickshank called out, and then resumed his bluebottle buzzing with the unfortunate Miss Clay.

  As they spoke, first one and then the other, I became aware that there was a third voice—a quieter voice, like a silken ribbon—weaving its way in and out of the conversation from time to time.

  Although I could not see the speaker, I knew that it could be no one but Annabella Cruickshank, Lancelot Cruickshank’s sister: a qualified chemist in her own right, but seldom seen about the village. A silent partner, so to speak. Silent and practically invisible.

  She was, Daffy had once told me in a lighter moment, “the powder behind the throne,” which seemed to me might possibly be a capital joke, and even though I didn’t get the point of it, I had laughed too loudly and too long.

  Out of no more than idle curiosity, really, I drifted somewhat closer to the back of the shop, hoping to overhear some snippet of gossip that I could parlay at home into a grown-up conversation with my sisters.

  The closer I came to the dispensing counter, the more subdued the buzz of conversation became until—quite abruptly—it ended with a “Shhh” and the whispered word “Harriet.”

  At first, I was rather touched that they should be talking about my mother, but then I realized that they were talking about me.

  “Excuse me, Mr. Cruickshank,” I said, “I’m in rather a hurry. I wonder if you could please let me have some thiamine?”

  There was a silence, and then his voice said from the shadows, “For what purpose is it required?”

  “I’m afraid our poultry—” I was speaking of Esmeralda here, but I thought it best to imply that large quantities of the stuff might be required. “I’m afraid our poultry might be in need of a vitamin B supplement in their feed.”

  “Oh, yes?” Mr. Cruickshank said. I could already tell that he was not going to be helpful.

  “Yes,” I told him, flapping my arms like injured wings. “Classic symptoms: convulsions, tremors, staring at the sky, and so forth. Classic.”

  Dogger had described to me, during one of our discussions about the Buff Orpington breed, of which Esmeralda was a member in good standing, the so-called “Stargazer syndrome” in which a thiamine deficiency could cause the birds’ neck muscles to contract and go awry, leaving the poor chickens able only to look upwards, and frequently causing them to fall over onto their backs.

  “I thought I might pick up a bottle of B1 tablets,” I rattled on. “Pulverize them—add them to the feed. Sparingly, of course.”

  Mr. Cruickshank said nothing.

  “It seemed like a good idea,” I added lamely.

  “The supplements in this shop are intended for human consumption only,” he snapped. “They are not approved for poultry. I could not possibly be responsible for unforeseen consequences—”

  “Nor would I expect you to, Mr. Cruickshank,” I interrupted.

  I always make it a point, when pleading, to speak aloud the name of the person being addressed. It makes things seem so much more—well, suckily subservient.

  “No,” Mr. Cruickshank said.

  “I beg your pardon?” I asked. I couldn’t believe my ears. I was not used to being cut dead at the first stroke of a duel.

  “No,” he repeated. “No thiamine.”

  “But—”

  “And now if you’ll excuse us,” he said, nodding towards Miss Clay, who seemed to have been struck dumb by our exchange, “I expect you’ll be having more to attend to than—”

  He left the word “chickens” unspoken.

  So much for sympathy. Things had not gone at all as I expected.

  As often happens when one’s brain locks up, I stood staring blindly at the floorboards until the low hum of conversation resumed.

  Then I trudged heavy-footed to the door, defeated.

  Outside, blinking in the sudden bright sunshine, I seized Gladys’s handlebars and turned towards home. Without the thiamine, there was little sense in carrying on.

  I hadn’t gone more than a few yards when a voice, almost at my elbow, said, “Hist! Flavia.”

  I nearly leaped out of my skin.

  I whipped round and found myself face-to-face with a wizened little woman whose skin was the dappled white and brown of an Indian pony in the cinema westerns. She had appeared suddenly from a narrow passageway that ran alongside the chemists’ shop.

  Annabella Cruickshank! It simply had to be.

  “Here,” she said, squinting in the sunlight, taking my hand in her mottled fingers, and forcing my own fingers to close around a brown bottle. “Take this.”

  “Oh, but I couldn’t,” I protested. “That is, thank you—but I insist on paying for it.”

  “No. I’m not doing this for you,” she said, looking as piercingly into my eyes as if she were studying my soul. “I’m doing it for your mother. Let’s just say it’s the repayment of an old debt.”

  And then, as abruptly as she had appeared, she was gone.

  FOURTEEN

  I STOOD IN THE High Street realizing that I was utterly alone. The villagers were, for the most part, at Buckshaw mourning Harriet, leaving Bishop’s Lacey a ghost town.

  I placed the bottle in Gladys’s wicker basket, shoved off, and pedaled to the east. Dr. Darby’s surgery was just beyond Cow Lane.

  His battered bull-nosed Morris was nowhere in sight.

  I raised the door knocker—a serpent coiled round a staff—but couldn’t bring myself to let it fall. Dr. Darby’s wife was an invalid who was said never to leave her first-floor bedroom.

  I was standing there with the brass serpent in my hand when a voice came drifting down from an open upper window.

  “Who is it? Is that you, Flavia?”

  “Yes,” I called up. “Yes, it’s me, Mrs. Darby. How did you know I was here?”

  “The doctor’s rigged up a mirror for me. Pulleys and so forth. All very clever. He’s handy like that.”

  I looked up and spotted the glint of a glass surface wigwagging from side to side before coming to rest.

  “Is Dr. Darby at home?”

  “No, I’m afraid not, dear. Have you cut yourself again?”

  She was referring to an incident involving broken glass which I had yet to live down in certain quarters.

  “I’m fine, Mrs. Darby. I just wanted to ask the doctor a question.”

  “Anything I can help you with, dear? I’m always happy to lend an ear if it’s something in the nature of a personal problem.”

  How ridiculous this is, I thought. I had no personal problems—at least not any that I wanted to bellow back and forth to a woman in an upper room in the High Street who was keeping an eye on me with a mechanical mirror.

  “No, nothing like that, thank you. I’ll see him another time.”

  “He’s at the hospital in Hinley,” she informed me. “Very sad outcome there, I’m afraid. He rang up not half an hour ago saying he’d be late for lunch but he’d be here nonetheless.”

  “Thanks, Mrs. Darby. You’ve been extremely helpful. I hope you’re feeling better soon. I’ll bring you some flowers when I come back. The lilacs are in bloom at Buckshaw.”

  “Dear girl,” she called down. “Dear girl!”

  As I rode off, I realized that Mrs. Darby hadn’t mentioned Harriet. Not a word. How very odd. Perhaps she didn’t know. Ought I have told her?

  The High Street was still empty as I pedaled along, head down, totally absorbed in my own thoughts.

  There seemed to be so many questions—so few answers.

  I hadn’t forgotten the man under the train’s wheels—how could I? But I simply hadn’t had time to think about him. My brain was a whirlpool, rotating
like all fury around the still center that was Harriet.

  I was almost at St. Tancred’s when I was deafened by a sudden loud noise: an earsplitting mechanical cawing of a klaxon horn and a hideous scream of brakes.

  I looked up just in time to see an oncoming Morris leave the road, scrape past a hair’s breadth from my elbow, go skidding across the verge, and come to an ominous-sounding stop against the churchyard wall.

  Steam arose from its radiator.

  I was fixed to the spot: frozen and trembling at the same time.

  Dr. Darby, looking more than ever like John Bull, sprang out of the car with remarkable agility for a man his age and size, and came sprinting to my side.

  “Damn it all!” he said. “Are you all right?”

  I looked round rather stupidly, as if to find the answer in the church tower or the treetops, then nodded slowly.

  He fished in the pocket of his waistcoat and pulled out a crystal mint, which he popped into his mouth.

  He did not shout at me. He did not even raise his voice.

  “Um. Near thing, that,” he observed, offering me a lint-covered mint, which I took with shaking fingers. I could scarcely find my mouth.

  When I’m finished growing up, I thought, I want to be like him.

  “Come sit with me on the lych-gate,” he said. “We both of us need a bit of a breather.”

  A moment later, I was dangling my legs as if I hadn’t a care in the world, and so, after a minute or two, was Dr. Darby.

  “How are you getting on?” he asked.

  I blinked several times. The sun was dazzling my eyes.

  “I’m all right,” I said at last. “Thank you,” I added.

  “What are you up to these days? Any interesting experiments?”

  I could have hugged him. He was not going to try to pry open my heart.

  It was an opportunity sent by the gods. I couldn’t resist.

  “I was hoping to do some work with adenosine triphosphate,” I blurted, “but I don’t know how to get my hands on the stuff.”

  There was a silence.

  “Good lord,” Dr. Darby said at last. “ATP?”