Six More

by James Crow

  But he didn’t pull over. The brake lights went out and the car sped off.

  Suki glanced at me grinning and pulled ahead again. I caught her up as another toot of the horn sounded. A big white car went by, the woman in the passenger seat stared at us, open-mouthed.

  This was crazy. Kinky crazy but hellish fun.

  We pedalled on, and as Jonathon had said it was mostly downhill so it was easy to get up speed. The only problem with that was the dildo’s speed. I felt the orgasm simmering, just as Suki let out a loud moan. Her bike wobbled a bit, she shrieked, let her feet off the pedals and shrieked again just as the horn tooted and a jeep went speeding by, followed in quick succession by a stream of cars. What the hell. I just kept on pedalling as my juices flowed, enjoying the ridiculous kink of it all.

  I guessed we’d done a mile by now as we hit a slight incline. Only slight but it slowed us down. I was puffing and panting, the muscles in my legs tightening. Call me dumb, but I only just remembered my new bike back home – my gift from Suki. Suki had known all about this, I’m sure. That’s why she said we needed to practice. Christ I can be so stupid sometimes. I stood up on the pedals, just the tip of the dildo fucking me as we pushed on up the incline. A toot of the horn was followed by a prolonged toot as an open-topped beemer drew level – then pulled back. I glanced back at the guy at the wheel – a young guy with a grin on his face. And it was obvious what he was doing – he’d unzipped himself and was having a wank.

  I smiled back at him before returning my focus to the road. We were almost at the top of the incline, it would be downhill after that, and it wouldn’t be long until the bridle path. I was glad because I was knackered, but I was also happy the guy in the beemer was knocking one off. What a blast!

  And there we were, over the incline and the relief was immense as the bike went freely downhill and both me and Suki picked up speed, just in time because I was coming again as the dildo thumped relentlessly into me. The guy in the beemer was keeping pace, just behind us, enough to keep his eyes on our asses. I glanced over, saw his cock in his hand, jerking away like crazy.

  The sound I heard next nearly gave me a heart attack. I knew what it was, a prolonged whoooop- whoop – a cop car siren.

  There wasn’t time to think. ‘Faster!’ I yelled to Suki as the beemer pulled away. ‘There’s the sign, up ahead!’

  Whooop-whoooop went the siren again and I daren’t glance back. I pedalled like mad, and so did Suki, braking hard as we skidded onto the grass verge. We were throwing those bikes over the stile and clambering over after them, not looking back, hitching back onto the saddles and pedalling like crazy onto the bridle path. We’d gone a short way when I dared to glance back. The pickup was parked, Jonathon was out. And so was a cop – we were a distance away but I swear it was the blonde one that had stopped when we were out on the Honda – and she was opening the gate, the cop car, blue lights flashing, waiting to be let through. Fucking hell.

  ‘Holly fuck!’ Suki said. ‘What do we do?’

  ‘We pedal like mad,’ I said, ‘Quickly! And don’t look back!’

  We pedalled like mad until the bridleway turned a bend and dipped slightly. ‘Wait!’ I said.

  Way back at the gate, the cop car was through, and blondie was getting in the passenger seat. I could see Jonathon standing there with his hands on his head.

  Up ahead, quite a distance away, I could see the fortress in the middle of a field. If we took this route we’d lead them straight to us. As if our dilemma wasn’t bad enough, the sun went in.

  I looked up, amazed to see clouds rolling in and I felt the first spots of rain. A glance to my right and the land gave way to a field thick with flowers, lots of trees at the bottom of the dip.

  ‘Ditch the dildo and follow me,’ I said.

  We unscrewed the dildos, threw them to the side and jumped on the bikes. Downhill we went, tearing through the long grass and flowers over bumps and dips that rattled every bone in my body. I was cursing out the fucks and so was Suki. We reached the thick shrubbery before the cop car came into view and flung ourselves behind it, dipping low into the long grass.

  ‘What they do if they catch us?’ Suki said. She looked terrified.

  Deja-fucking-vu, I thought, thinking back to our trip on the moors that went tits up.

  ‘Just keep still and quiet,’ I said.

  Through the leaves of the bush in front of us, I peered uphill at the cop car slowly trundling by. It came to a stop and the two cops got out. One blonde and one dark – the same cops as before, I was certain of it.

  They came to the brow of the hill, staring down it. I flattened myself into the grass and held Suki down. ‘Don’t even fucking breathe,’ I said and the heavens opened.

  Perhaps that was a godsend because the cops were soon back in their car and driving away.

  ‘What now?’ Suki said. ‘Maybe they wait to arrest us.’

  ‘You could be right,’ I said, realising we didn’t even have a phone with us. ‘We stay put, and we wait.’

  And so we did, stayed right there and got fucking soaked through.

  The rain was relentless and we were both shivering. No sign of the cops up there but no sign of Jonathon either. I was pretty sure they were waiting for us to come out, and I knew we couldn’t stop there forever.

  ‘We need to make a move,’ I said, scraping my wet hair from my face. ‘We’ll keep to the trees, work our way around the bottom of the hill. We’re sure to come out near to the fortress.’

  ‘But what if we don’t, Miss Emma?’

  The poor girl looked like she was going to cry. ‘Listen,’ I said, ‘we go back up that hill and we get arrested for indecent exposure or whatever. That can’t happen. We stay here and we get hypothermia. We have to move, and, keeping to the trees, out of sight, while heading in the general direction of the fortress, is the only safe option.’

  ‘But what about the bikes, Miss Emma?’

  ‘Screw the bikes,’ I said.

  ‘Can’t we just crawl up hill and have look?’ Suki said, her lips trembling.

  ‘No! Way too risky. Those cops are probably sitting in their car waiting. We can’t take a chance.’

  ‘But where Mr Gold? He should come.’

  ‘The fact that he hasn’t come tells me he can’t because the cops are there. We need to move, Suki. Okay?’

  She nodded. I took her hand and we moved further downhill to the next grouping of trees. These were taller, and gave a bit of shelter from the rain. I was about to suggest we give it five minutes, so we could shelter until the rain stopped, but a flash of lightning and a loud crack of thunder put a stop to that. We ran.

  Ran like we were being chased by dogs, through swampy ground and brambles. Jesus Christ I knew I had a bad feeling about today.

  Jonathon

  I pulled up on the brow of the hill and got out of the pickup and into the pissing down rain. They were nowhere to be seen.

  Lightning crackled and thunder rumbled low and long. Fuck! I guessed they were making their way back to the fortress by taking the long way around, but I couldn’t be certain. I tried calling out for them but got no reply. They didn’t even have their fucking phones. I should have heeded the weather warning and cancelled the whole deal. What a fucking prick.

  I smacked myself up the head and returned to the cab. I’d sit it out awhile before heading back, just in case they were nearby. Emma was going to kill me, I was sure of that. I just hoped they were okay.

  I sat there like a muppet as the rain hit the roof of the cab like bullets, lightning blinked and thunder exploded all around. What a dumb cunt. My poor fucking wife. Fuck it. I stepped out into the rain and slammed the door shut behind me, walked along the brow of the hill but could barely see a thing. What if they’d gone down that hill and got into trouble? Shit. I was already soaked through. I went for it, almost running through the long, wet grass, and there at the bottom of the hill, hidden behind some bushes, the two bikes. But no sign of the girls.
They must have taken a gamble, headed back the long way around. If that was the case they could even be back there by now.

  I scrambled back up the hill and dived into the cab to hear my phone ringing on the passenger seat. I swiped it up just as the ringing stopped. Missed call – Caran.

  I called her back, breathless and panting.

  ‘Caran?’

  ‘No, it’s Chris. Your girls are here.’

  ‘Are they okay?’

  ‘Cold, wet, muddy, and shivering. Caran’s putting them in the hot tub. Where are you?’

  ‘On my way,’ I said.

  Emma

  ‘What did the cops say?’ I asked, cuddling into my man in bed, even though it was only 6 p.m.

  ‘Someone called in, reported two female flashers on bikes.’

  ‘Was it the same two cops as before?’

  ‘It was, but I don’t think they recognised me.’

  ‘What did you tell them?’

  ‘That I hadn’t seen a thing. I don’t think they believed me. I drove around in circles, waiting for them to fuck off. But by the time I found the bikes, you were long gone.’

  ‘Caran had a wrap party organised. Shame about that.’

  ‘Not to worry,’ he said, ‘you’re safe, that’s all that matters.’

  ‘And a bit drunk. She fed us so much brandy. Suki fell asleep in the hot tub. Chris carried her to bed, said he’d stay with her.’

  ‘What a pissy end to the holiday. I’m sorry, sweetheart.’

  ‘It wouldn’t have been so bad if it wasn’t for that storm. Can’t blame you for the weather,’ I told him, snuggling in. ‘I’m looking forward to going home.’

  ‘Me too, darling. Me too.’

  Jonathon

  My poor wife was snoring a minute later. If only she knew that I’d lied my tits off, she’d kill me I’m sure. Oh well, all would be revealed soon enough. I hoped she would see the funny side.

  Jonathon

  It started with a kiss…

  …just like it did every morning. Only this time it was me, kissing my wife on the nose. She sighed and snuggled into me. I stroked her hair from her face, kissed her brow.

  ‘What time is it?’ she asked.

  ‘Just gone nine,’ I said. ‘How are you feeling?’

  She sighed. ‘Like I’ve just gone ten rounds with Mike Tyson. And, my God, I had an awful dream. Me and Suki were riding pogo sticks, bouncing down the road in the rain, and those cops were chasing us, waving the dildos we’d left behind.’

  ‘Was I there?’ I asked.

  She thought for a moment. ‘No, you weren’t. It was awful.’

  I kissed her again.

  ‘It’s been quite an adventure,’ she said, ‘but I’m ready for home.’

  ‘We’ve had a crazy time,’ I said, ‘I can’t wait to see the film.’

  She smiled at that. ‘Me too.’

  Emma

  A long hot shower worked wonders on my aching bones. It was jeans and jumper weather, cloudy but at least the rain had stopped. We met Caran in the dining room for breakfast. Suki was already there, looking as pale as I felt.

  ‘I took the liberty of arranging a full English,’ Caran said as breakfast was served. ‘I think you’ll need it after yesterday.’

  ‘Sorry about the bikes,’ Jonathon said.

  ‘It’s not a worry,’ Caran said, ‘Chrissy is out there now, retrieving them. Apart from your ghastly encounter with Mother Nature’s worst, have you enjoyed your stay?’

  ‘It’s been amazing,’ I said, crunching on a piece of toast. ‘We did so much, yet there’s so much we didn’t do, like the themed rooms.’

  ‘All the more reason for a return visit,’ Caran said, ‘we haven’t yet had a guest who hasn’t returned for more.’

  ‘I loved every minute,’ Suki said, ‘and my new green hair.’

  ‘You’re such a darling,’ Caran said, ‘you’re welcome back anytime.’

  ‘I’m sorry we missed the wrap party,’ I said, ‘I was wrecked.’

  ‘Understandable, dear,’ Caran said, ‘we had special guests, too. Gaynor and her kinky little maid. She says she’s sorry she missed you, and she left you something.’ She got up from the table and came back with two packages, one large, one small. She passed the small one to me.

  I opened the wrapping to find three little hessian bags and a handwritten note.

  For Jonathon, Emma, and the cute little fister.

  Thank you for the most exquisite pounding.

  Gaynor & Lindsay xx

  I handed Jonathon and Suki a hessian bag each and we opened them to find nutcrackers in the shape of crab claws – they were gold plated.

  ‘How lovely,’ Caran said.

  It was lovely. What a sweet thing to do.

  ‘And this is from me,’ Caran said, ‘a memento I like all our guests to have, except I’ve given yours the golden touch.’ She passed me the larger package.

  I opened up the box and lifted out the most beautiful snow dome. Inside was a detailed model of the fortress. I gave it a shake and the snow inside was golden.

  ‘Real gold flakes, especially for you,’ Caran said.

  ‘It’s beautiful, thank you.’

  Jonathon

  It was a tearful farewell. Chris had returned with the rescued bikes and had taken our cases to the chopper. All the girls were out, naked, of course, despite the chill in the air, and we shook hands with all of them as we passed through the gates.

  We walked around to the rear of the fortress where a topless Mich awaited.

  Caran flung her arms around me and kissed me on the cheek. ‘It’s been an absolute pleasure having you,’ she said.

  It was hugs all around and both Emma and Suki had tears in their eyes.

  I shook Chris’s hand, thanked him for his hospitality.

  ‘Something to remember us by,’ he said handing me a box of brownies. ‘Freshly baked this morning.’

  ‘Thanks,’ I said. I was going to miss this crazy place.

  We climbed into the chopper and Mich took us up. Suki was pointing the camera at the fortress as it grew smaller, the naked girls had arranged themselves around the heart-shaped pool and were all waving.

  ‘What lovely people,’ Emma said. ‘Thank you again, husband. I couldn’t have imagined a better birthday.’

  I kissed her on the lips. ‘There’s one more surprise,’ I said.

  ‘Really?’

  I nodded. ‘You’ll see, when we get home.’

  ‘You do spoil me,’ she said, hugging into me. ‘I love you so much.’

  Actually there were two surprises. The first one I’d thought would be funny, a great laugh. Now, I wasn’t so sure. I was in two minds about texting Fiona and cancelling it. Then again, a lot of effort had been made to make it happen.

  As the chopper thundered on, I decided to leave it. To let it play out. The worst Emma could do was slap me. I wouldn’t blame her for that.

  ‘I love you too, sweetheart,’ I said, squeezing her hand.

  Emma

  I snuggled into my man and thought of home as we left the clouds behind and flew into blue sky and sunshine. Home is where the heart is, so the saying goes. I’d never had that, not until I met Jonathon, and our home surely had the biggest heart. I was so lucky to have him, and Suki, and our great team of angels who were more like family than employees.

  I was looking forward to getting back into filming with Suki. We’d have a day or two off at first to relax and talk about new ideas. Boreass Barn had been a real eye-opener in that respect. The cake thing made me smile. Apparently there was a whole new audience out there. Aunt Fee loved to bake so she could supply the props, although she probably wouldn’t be too pleased seeing her creations destroyed by bare asses.

  The circus girls were amazing with their skills. I wondered if any of our angels would be up to the challenge of forming our own kinky circus act.

  Then there was Crimson, the girl who loved a good fisting. She reminded me of A
ngel Sammy. Suki said she’d taken her leg, all the way up to the knee. I was looking forward to seeing that.

  And of course there was Lindsay – a beautiful girl with a beautiful cock. I’ll never forgot squeezing her tits while she fucked me. And I’ll certainly never forget that image of her wearing my panties with a ball hanging out the side. Her Prince Albert piercing was exactly the same as Angel Paulo’s. They’d make a great pair for entertaining clients. I wondered if she could be persuaded to work for us.

  ‘You’re quiet,’ Jonathon said.

  ‘Just thinking about our brilliant holiday,’ I said.

  ‘Better than the Maldives?’

  ‘Hell yeah, a million times over.’

  ‘We’re nearly home, folks,’ Mich’s voice crackled in my headset. ‘ETA six minutes.’

  Jonathon’s hand squeezed mine tight. ‘You okay?’ I asked.

  ‘Fine,’ he said, ‘looking forward to relaxing with a beer, that’s all.’

  ‘Not long now,’ I said.

  Jonathon

  My heart was racing, wondering how Emma would react when she saw it.

  ‘There’s the river,’ Suki said from up front.

  Mich took the chopper level with the river and started following it.

  ‘I can see our house,’ Suki said.

  And so could I.

  ‘Descending,’ Mich said a minute later and the mansion was quickly growing in size.

  Part of me hoped that it wouldn’t be there, that Fiona hadn’t managed to get it organised. But it was there, the little blue and yellow car parked up right outside the main doors.

  ‘What’s that…’ Emma said, craning her neck.

  ‘What’s what?’ I replied innocently.

  ‘Oh…’ she said, ‘Oh shit!’