Blue Moon Investigations Ten Book Bundle

by steve higgs

  ‘Dismissed.’ He repeated the word as if trying it out in his mouth to see how it felt. ‘Dismissed. I was fired for doing my job.’ He closed his eyes and sighed. When he reopened them, he had stilled the rage inside himself and was ready to talk. ‘As curator, I am responsible for all of the museum artefacts. I am sure you will understand that there is far more in storage than there ever is on display. I was performing a relatively routine inspection and discovered that there were items of uniform missing. I called my staff to confirm they had not been requested for use in a new display I was somehow unaware of and that they had not been borrowed,’ He made little quote marks with his fingers. ‘for use as a Hallowe’en costume.’

  ‘When was this?’

  ‘When I found they were missing? That was November 4th. I had visions of one of the younger chaps we employ borrowing two uniforms for a party and wrecking them. They all swore that wasn’t the case though.’

  ‘So, then what happened?’ I asked.

  ‘I reported the loss to the CEO, Alex Jordan. He is my immediate superior. I expected him to approve my wish to involve the police. The uniforms are priceless artefacts, hundreds of years old and irreplaceable. Instead, he blamed me for their loss, berated me for thinking it was a good idea to have the police scaring away the visitors and fired me on the spot. I was escorted to my car and ejected from the premises.’ He was still angry about the dismissal two weeks on, which given the nature of the event was not surprising. He slumped back into his chair when he finished speaking and sat on his hands to keep them still. He had been gesticulating wildly until that point.

  I had questions queuing inside my head regarding what he planned to do about his dismissal, but they were not pertinent to the case so remained unasked. Instead my next question was about the buildings.

  ‘Cedric, do you know anything about basements or rooms beneath the buildings at the Dockyard?’

  He gave me a mystified look. ‘Rooms beneath the Dockyard? Why do you ask?’

  ‘I was there yesterday. There were voices coming through pipes in the floor of the rigging room. I couldn’t find any trace of an entrance leading down though. There are no skylights outside to let light in and no steps leading down. Also, I spoke with some of my father’s colleagues, the other tour guides and they have also heard the voices but knew nothing about rooms beneath the buildings. Could it just be a cellar?’

  Cedric thought about what I had said, his fingers now steepled in front of his face. ‘This I not something I am familiar with, the geography of the Dockyard, that is. I can reel off endless facts about the ships built there and where each one sailed and served and fought and even who the captain and crew were at the time. I believe though that tunnels exist beneath the Dockyard. They were dug in the early 18th Century I believe, but long since abandoned. I have worked there for more than two decades and never heard anyone talk of them. I’m not sure they are even accessible, or where the original access point might have been. I do recall seeing a map that shows their layout though.’

  Tunnels.

  Now he had my interest. ‘Where is the map?’

  ‘In the archive of course.’ He replied. ‘A place I can no longer get to.’

  ‘Would you be able to guide someone to it?’ I was leaning forward, anticipation making me agitated. The existence of tunnels beneath the Dockyard would provide an explanation for the voices I had heard.

  ‘You mean, do I know exactly where it is?’ He steepled his fingers again to think for a moment. ‘It must be ten years or more since I saw that map, but it will be in the chart section of the archive. There are many, many charts in there, all catalogued and labelled. It will be with them.’ He paused. ‘You do know the difference between a map and a chart, yes?’

  I nodded. ‘I have sailed.’ Charts were maps of the sea, there being nothing to draw on the map if all one was looking at was a huge expanse of water. So, a chart was a sea map, if you like.

  ‘Jolly good. The map will be in there, but to pinpoint its location any better than that…’ He realised something and met my eyes. ‘You’re planning to break in and get it, aren’t you?’

  I briefly considered lying. It was not a habit I endorsed though. I replied with, ‘Yup. Someone hurt my father and left him for dead. I am beginning to think there is something nefarious going on at the Dockyard. I intend to find out what it is.’

  His face took on an impressed expression as he nodded his approval. ‘I think then that I had better start being a bit more helpful. Fancy a tot of rum?’

  He was already getting up from his chair to retrieve an old-looking telescope from a shelf laden with books. Settling back into his chair with it, he slid the cap from the far end. Two shot glasses plopped neatly into his hand with a clink. Then, from the narrow end, he unscrewed a cap and poured two neat glasses of rum.

  Passing one to me he said, ‘Let’s get the buggers, eh?’

  Family. Tuesday, November 22nd 1222hrs

  When I left Cedric’s house, I had a better understanding of where I could find the map. Not its exact location but I knew which building it was in, where I needed to enter that building and where the map room was in relation to the building’s layout. I wouldn’t be able to get to it until tonight and to achieve that I would have to slip away from our chaperones again. I worried that task might be harder tonight as Anyanka had watched us like a hawk after our run in with the ghost last night.

  It was down to me to work something out and important that I did because I had a big advantage now in the form of a small bunch of keys that Cedric had given me. Naughty Cedric had copied some keys many years ago when constantly signing them in and out from the guardroom had grown boring. Six keys in total opened a side door to the museum, the library, the archive which then led to the map room, the museum store rooms (two keys) and the final key opened the front door to the Admiral’s main building.

  How many of them I might get to use I could only guess.

  On my way back to my house in Finchampstead, my phone rang. The caller ID on my dashboard claimed it was my sister calling.

  ‘Hey, sis. What are you up to?’

  ‘Why didn’t you tell me about Dad?’ She demanded.

  ‘Good to hear from you. How is the weather there?’

  ‘Don’t evade my questions. I only found out when Mum called to ask how I was doing.’

  ‘How are you doing?’

  ‘I am four days overdue and ready to burst. My feet are swollen, my back is killing me, my nipples won’t stop dribbling and if Chris ever comes near me again, I am likely to cut it off.’

  ‘So, enjoying pregnancy then?’

  ‘You are being annoying, Tempest.’ I hadn’t called my sister because I knew she would only start worrying and would most likely attempt to get to Kent to see him in hospital and give mum a hug. My plan had been to call her once dad was awake. Too late for that now. I explained my thoughts though.

  ‘I am coming anyway. I have had two babies, it’s no big deal anymore.’ My sister was just as determined as I could be when I had decided on a course of action. I recognised the futility in trying to sway her.

  ‘When will you arrive?’ I asked.

  ‘I’m already here. Or at least, I am just coming off the M26, so I will be at Mum’s in ten minutes or so.’

  ‘You’re driving?’ I asked, incredulous that she could even get behind the wheel.’

  She made an exasperated sound. ‘Yes, Tempest. I’m pregnant, not crippled. Plenty of women drive themselves to the hospital to have their babies.’ I wasn’t sure that was true. ‘In some countries the women don’t even stop work. They are out in a field picking crops and have the baby right there on the dirt, not in a nice hospital like we get here.’

  ‘Okay, Rachael. You can stop beating me up now.’ I interrupted before she got into full lecture mode. ‘Will you be taking Mum to the hospital this afternoon?’

  ‘That is my plan.’

  I gave that some thought. ‘Did Mum tell you I
am looking into what happened?’

  ‘She did. Is it safe?’

  I shrugged to myself before I spoke. ‘That would depend on one’s concept of safe or what we were comparing it with.’

  ‘That sounded like a no.’

  ‘It is what I do every day.’

  ‘And you keep ending up in hospital.’ She pointed out.

  It was a fair point. ‘Nevertheless, someone hurt dad, and no one is doing anything about it.’

  ‘The police won’t catch them?’

  ‘Stretched too thin to spend much time looking into an injury that could be an accident. There are no witnesses, so unless dad comes around and says he was attacked, they don’t even have a crime to investigate.’

  We both fell silent for a few seconds. It was me that spoke first. ‘I could do with some time to focus on my investigation. Can you handle Mum by yourself this afternoon?’

  ‘Will we see you later?’

  ‘I have taken a job on the Dockyard night cleaning crew, so will start at 2000hrs. I can call to check in by phone before I start but will not get home until well after you have all gone to bed. I can call in at Mum’s house tomorrow morning though.’

  ‘Okay. Chris has the kids for the next couple of days. I doubt Mum will give me too much trouble. Please try and stay out of trouble yourself. I don’t want to have to visit you and Dad in hospital.’

  We said goodbye and disconnected. My afternoon was suddenly free for research and investigation. How could I best employ my time?

  There were a few things I needed to do that had nothing to do with the case, among which was final admin tasks for Jagjit’s stag party on Thursday night and to finish writing my Best Man speech. I had expected to have to do these things in my evenings, but my evenings were now spent at the Dockyard. Even if I solved this case in the next couple of days, I was fast running out of time to make arrangements.

  I pointed the car toward home. I needed to visit the Dockyard again this afternoon because I would be able to see better in the daylight. The dogs were going home because I would move more freely without them and they had enjoyed plenty of exercise already. Thinking about their exercise on the beach reminded me that I needed to boil my right hand when I got in. The use of a wipe thingy to perform an initial clean hadn’t satisfied my need to expunge the dog wee from my skin.

  Lunchtime Flirtations. Tuesday, November 22nd 1249hrs

  My stomach was rumbling by the time I stopped the car and got out. I had remembered the box of paper in my car and diverted my route to arrive at the office instead. I had research for Jane to do and I could grab a boxed salad from the coffee shop across the street.

  Hunger dictated I deal with food needs first. Despite their walk along the beach, Bull and Dozer had a determined gait again. I guess the sleep at Cedric’s house plus a twenty-minute power-nap on the ride back to the office had recharged their batteries.

  They were pulling me toward the High Street from the car park with all the effort their tiny legs could muster. Before we reached the point where the alleyway between the buildings exited into the main thoroughfare, I saw what was propelling them forward. There was an abandoned kebab on the concrete. No doubt if my nose was as close to the ground as theirs, I would be able to smell it also.

  I had to reel them in like fish to shorten the lead as they struggled against it and then chastise them for considering the discarded meal as a viable snack opportunity. My explanation regarding the poor nutritional content of their choice fell on deaf ears though. In the end, wrestling them in the tight confines of the narrow passage while trying to sidestep the offending article became too great a battle. I picked them up and carried them over it.

  They both made grumpy noises as they strained to peer around my arms for a final glance at their elusive prize.

  In the coffee shop, I promised them a gravy bone. I had some in a pot behind my desk. They looked at me, their expression hard to read but they did not seem to be placated by my offer.

  ‘Next please.’ Called the lady at the counter. It was a woman I had not seen before. Her badge read Kateryna and she had a thick Eastern European accent.

  ‘Tall Americano, extra shot of expresso, skim milk, no foam and a twist of hazelnut please. And a Waldorf salad, dressing on the side please. Both to go.’

  Through the gap behind her that led to the kitchen, I saw Hayley go by. She was preparing food instead of serving at the counter. Three feet below my eyes, someone twitched as he remembered Hayley’s impressive chest and supplied an image to my brain of her sitting astride me, her hands on my chest as she rocked back and forth.

  ‘Hello?’ Kateryna, said for the third time as the lady behind me gently touched my arm. I had been staring into space while I reminisced, the sound of her asking me to pay for my lunch completely missed.

  ‘Sorry. I was distracted.’ I smiled at my odd behaviour. ‘Can I ask if you are Ukrainian?’

  Kateryna looked up as she waited for me to tap my card on the reader. ‘Yes. How can you tell?’

  ‘I have a couple of Ukrainian friends. I am trying to learn the differences between accents.’ It was sort of true. Anyanka and Anna were not friends, but they were ladies that I knew, so I wasn’t exactly lying.

  ‘You have a good ear.’ Kateryna threw me a nice smile as she held up my cup. ‘This is where you have to give me your name.’

  ‘Tempest.’ She looked at me confused. I laughed lightly and spelled it for her.

  ‘I need your phone number too.’ She said, pen still poised over the cup. She was still smiling, although her cheeks had now coloured slightly in embarrassment over her forwardness. She risked a glance at me. ‘New company policy.’ She explained. ‘All hot guys have to give up their phone numbers.’

  ‘Can you two hurry up?’ Asked the woman behind me, getting impatient. She tutted and sighed.

  Caught out by the unexpected flirtation, I provided my digits, got a wink in response and moved to the end of the counter.

  Waiting for my coffee and food, I gave Kateryna a closer examination. She was tall and slender, her figure athletic with narrow hips and chest. She seemed perfectly pleasant, but I was not attracted to her. Mr. Wriggly questioned my sanity. She was pretty enough, her short, pixie cut hair suited her and she had lovely blue eyes that a chap could swim around in. As I looked without lingering long enough to be caught staring, Hayley came out of the kitchen bearing food. She walked behind Kateryna with a plate in each hand and a third balanced on her right forearm, saw me and winked.

  ‘Hi, Tempest.’ She murmured in a sultry tone on her way around me.

  It was enough to curtail any notion of agreeing to a date if Kateryna called me. I assumed she was going to record my number and maybe add hers to my cup so that I could call her. I seriously doubted I could sleep with a second woman from the small pool of them working in the coffee shop and not have it blow up in my face. Besides, I already felt guilty about giving her my number when I was supposed to be dating Natasha.

  My coffee was placed next to my salad on the counter. I grabbed them, ushered the dogs into motion and escaped to the sanctuary of my office.

  The Office. Tuesday 22nd November 1316hrs

  ‘Hey, boss.’ Called Jane as I came in through the office front door. She was sitting on the comfy chairs by the coffee machine reading a magazine and eating a sandwich that looked home-made. ‘How did you get on?’

  ‘With the curator? He was very helpful.’ I let the dogs off their leads and took a seat opposite Jane. The dogs, now free of their leads went nowhere. I had food, which to them meant there was a chance I might drop something, or perhaps, if they concentrated hard enough on their stares, I might receive their unvoiced message and just place my lunch on the carpet tile for them to eat.

  While Jane and I were sitting, I did my best to ignore the dogs’ eyes boring into me and told her about the tunnels under the Dockyard. Then I explained my need to find a way into them and about the map Cedric had provided rough dire
ctions for.

  ‘When will you go after that?’ She asked.

  I finished my mouthful, sucking bits of walnuts from my teeth before I spoke. ‘Tonight. Big Ben and I need to slip our guards and find it the first chance we get.’

  ‘They put guards on you?’ Jane was mystified by the concept.

  ‘Not exactly. We were paired with two ladies that have worked there for some time. One is in charge of us and quite bossy. I think Big Ben likes it.’

  ‘Oh.’ She said, now understanding what I meant. ‘How will you get to where the map is? Won’t it be locked away?’

  I fished the keys from my pocket and jingled them in the air.

  As I finished my salad and acknowledged that it was nutritious and balanced and sensible and therefore boring and unsatisfying, I said, ‘I found something on the beach in Upnor. I need you to see if you can identify what it is or what it is used for.’

  ‘Okay.’

  ‘I won’t be a moment. Come along, dogs.’ They trundled after me as I went to the back of the office. Before I went back out to my car to retrieve the paper, I gave them each a gravy bone from my office supply.

  Returning sixty seconds later, with the soggy, pee covered box and the paper I had carefully placed back inside it held gingerly in my hands, I met Jane at her desk.

  Looking around I said, ‘We need something to put this on.’

  ‘Oh, ah. Is it very wet? The carpet tile is only short.’

  ‘And the dog peed on it.’

  ‘Eww.’ Said Jane in a very girly manner before fishing her abandoned magazine from the trash. Opened to the centre spread, it made a mat for the box to rest on. She peered at it, not wanting to get too close. ‘What is it?’

  ‘That is the question. I think the writing on the outside is Ukrainian. Something fishy is happening at the Dockyard involving Ukrainians. I have no idea what yet and this box might be nothing or might be something. There’s a maker’s mark on the outside. Do what you can to find out what the contents might be used for please.’