Cousin Kate

by Georgette Heyer

‘I am very sure I couldn’t! You must be a notable horse-woman, Kate!’

  ‘Well, I don’t think I’m contemptible, but I must own that I took a great many tumbles!’ she said merrily. ‘Do you hunt here?’

  ‘Oh, yes, with the Pytchley! That is to say, I was used to when I was younger. While my father was employed abroad, this was my home. My uncle mounted me on my first pony, and inducted me into all the niceties of the sport – and even burdened himself with me in the field when I was a clumsy schoolboy! I must have been a dead bore to him, but he never let me guess it.’

  ‘You have a great regard for him, haven’t you?’ she said gently.

  ‘A very great regard. He was a second father to me.’

  ‘It must be a grief to you to see him failing, as I fear he is.’

  ‘Yes. When I recall what he once was – But that serves no purpose! He abandoned the struggle a long time ago, and is content now to let Minerva rule the roost.’

  She could not deny the truth of this, so she was silent for a minute or two before turning the subject. ‘Does Torquil know that you don’t covet Staplewood?’ she asked him.

  ‘Yes, in his more rational moments,’ he replied. ‘At such times, he doesn’t hate me in the least. So far as he is capable of being fond of anyone, he is fond of me, I believe.’

  ‘Then why – Is he perhaps jealous of you? Because Sir Timothy loves you? Because he thinks Sir Timothy wishes you to succeed him?’

  ‘My uncle doesn’t wish that.’

  ‘But Torquil might think so, might he not?’

  He shrugged. ‘Possibly.’ He looked round. ‘Where, by the way, is Torquil? I had thought he was with you.’

  ‘He was, but I pinched at him, and he flung away in rage. I daresay he is in the woods, or in the belvedere.’

  ‘Take care what you are about!’ he warned her. ‘Torquil can be violent!’

  ‘Oh, yes, I know he can!’ she answered blithely. ‘He often puts me in mind of one of my late charges – a veritable demon, who became violent the instant his will was crossed! However, I managed him tolerably well, and, even though you don’t think so, I believe I can manage Torquil. At all events, I haven’t failed yet!’ She got up. ‘I must go and see if my aunt has any errands for me to run.’

  He too got up, and possessed himself of her hand. ‘Very well, but don’t forget what I have been saying to you! If you should want help, you may count upon me!’

  ‘Thank you – I’m much obliged to you, but I can’t imagine why I should want help. In any event, you won’t be at hand, will you?’

  ‘No more than thirty miles away: Broome Manor is near Oakham. But I am not returning there immediately. When I leave Staplewood I shall probably go to stay with Templecombe for a few days. Which reminds me I’m dining with him this evening: I must tell Minerva.’

  Lady Broome received this news with cold civility, but confided to Kate that she considered it pretty cool of Philip to treat the house as though it were his own. ‘I shall be thankful when he takes himself off altogether,’ she said. ‘I don’t know how it is, but he always contrives to set everyone at odds. Now he has upset Torquil!’

  ‘I’m afraid I did that, ma’am,’ said Kate guiltily. ‘I gave him a scold, for talking dramatic nonsense, and he went off in a huff.’

  ‘Oh! Well, I daresay he was very provoking, but young men, my dear, don’t care to be scolded, and certainly not by young women! You should learn to button your lip.’

  Feeling that this, the second rebuke she had received that day, was unjust, Kate merely said, in a colourless tone: ‘Yes, ma’am: I will endeavour to do so.’

  ‘Foolish child!’ said her ladyship, pinching her chin, and laughing. ‘Pokering up because I venture to give you a hint! Must I apologize?’

  ‘Oh, Aunt Minerva, no !’ Kate exclaimed remorsefully. ‘It is rather for me to apologize!’

  She felt even more remorseful when she later overheard Lady Broome asking Pennymore if Mr Torquil had not yet come in; and slipped out of the house to look for him. It seemed to be the least she could do to atone for having upset him. She caught a glimpse of Mr Philip Broome driving himself down the avenue in his natty curricle, and had just enough time to admire his forward-stepping pair before the trees hid him from her sight. She was conscious of envy, because he was escaping from Staplewood, but banished so impious a thought, and trod swiftly across the lawn, in the direction of the belvedere.

  But when she reached it she found that it was empty. She went down on to the bridge, and paused there, wondering whether to search through the woods, or to go back to the house. Instead of doing either, she called: ‘Torquil! Tor – quil!’

  Before the last syllable had left her lips, she was frozen with dismay, because, from somewhere in the wood beyond the lake, she heard a scream of intolerable anguish. It sounded human, and for a moment she was paralysed. Then, acting on impulse, she picked up her skirts, and ran, not away from the sound but towards it, crying: ‘Torquil, where are you? Torquil!’

  No voice answered her; there was no repetition of the dreadful scream she had heard. She stopped, listening with straining ears, and trying to recollect from which direction the scream had come. The silence closed in on her, with not even the twitter of a bird, or the rustle of some small creature in the undergrowth, to break it. She caught her breath on a scared sob, but steeled herself to go on, impelled by the fear that it had been Torquil who had screamed, and who might now be lying insensible somewhere in the wood. She kept on calling to him, but still received no answer, and was just about to run back to the house, to summon help, when she almost stumbled over the mangled corpse of a rabbit. She started back, with an involuntary cry of revulsion, and stood staring down in horror. It was quite dead, but blood was still oozing from it, and she saw that it had been snared, for someone had wrenched the snare out of the ground, and cast it aside.

  As she stood, fighting back nausea, she heard hasty footsteps approaching, and the next moment Dr Delabole came into sight round a thicket, gasping for breath, and uttering: ‘Miss Malvern, where are you? Miss – Oh, there you are! I – I thought I heard you call out for help!’ He saw what was holding her gaze riveted, and said: ‘Oh, tut, tut! Very distressing! quite horrible, indeed! But only a rabbit, you know! Don’t look at it!’

  She turned her eyes towards him, and fixed them on his face. ‘I heard a scream,’ she said, shuddering. ‘A human scream!’

  ‘Yes, yes, they do sound human!’ he agreed sympathetically, taking her arm, and gently leading her away. ‘No doubt a cat got at it, or a fox, or even a weasel!’

  ‘Dr Delabole, it was caught in a snare! I – I saw the snare!’

  ‘Oh, then, that accounts for it! I must own that I myself deprecate the use of snares, but one can’t stop gamekeepers and gardeners from setting them! In nine cases out of ten the rabbits are killed outright – strangled, you know! – but every now and then they are not killed, and then they scream, and their screams attract some predator –’

  ‘What cat, or fox, or weasel would remove it from the snare, and – and tear its head off ?’ she demanded, in a shaking voice.

  ‘Why, none, to be sure, but a fox may well have bitten its head off while it was still in the snare!’

  ‘The snare had been pulled out of the ground. I saw it.’

  ‘Did you? I must confess I didn’t notice it, but it’s very likely! In trying to drag the poor creature away the fox – or even a dog, perhaps! – wrenched the stake up –’

  ‘And then disentangled it from the wire? Dr Delabole, do you take me for a fool? No animal perpetrated that – that horror!’

  ‘No, I fear you may be right,’ he said, grimacing. ‘I suspect you may have surprised some ruffianly louts from the village. Boys can be abominably cruel, you know. But what brought you into the wood, Miss Malvern?’

>   ‘I came in search of Torquil,’ she replied. ‘I thought he might be in the belvedere, and I was going to return to the house when I heard that scream.’

  ‘Came in search of Torquil?’ he repeated. ‘My dear young lady, Torquil has been in his room for the past hour!’

  ‘But I heard my aunt asking Pennymore if he had not yet come in!’

  ‘Did you?’ He hesitated, glancing ruefully down at her. ‘Well, – er – she asked me that too, and I am afraid I – er – prevaricated! Between ourselves, Miss Malvern, her ladyship is inclined to fret Torquil! You know what he is! – down as a hammer, up like a watch-boy, as the saying is! He came in, riding grub, and shut himself up in his room, positively snarling at me that he didn’t wish to talk to anyone! So I – er – fobbed her ladyship off ! I trust you won’t mention the matter to her! She would give me a fine scold!’

  ‘You may rely on my discretion, sir.’

  ‘I was persuaded I could. And, if I were you, I would not mention to anyone the distressing incident that took place in the wood. Such things are best forgotten – though very regrettable, of course!’

  ‘I don’t think I could ever forget it, sir, but I certainly shan’t talk about it! It turns me sick!’

  ‘Most understandable! No sight for a delicately nurtured female’s eyes!’

  ‘No sight for anyone’s eyes, sir!’ she said fiercely.

  ‘Very true! I was myself most profoundly affected! I can only be thankful that Torquil didn’t see it: it would have quite overset him, for he is very squeamish, you know – very squeamish indeed!’

  They had crossed the bridge by this time, and she felt she could well have dispensed with his company. He insisted on accompanying her to the house, however, and would have brought a dose of sal volatile to her room had she not been resolute in declining it. He recommended her to lie down on her bed before dinner, and promised to make her excuses if her aunt should ask where she was. She thanked him, and tried to feel grateful, but without much success.

  Nine

  Kate was so much shaken by her gruesome experience that it was some time before she could compose herself; but after half an hour her limbs ceased to tremble, and she was able to drag her mind from the slain rabbit. She had felt at first that she could not bear to go down to dinner, but a period of calm reflection restored her to her usual good sense. Whatever excuses Dr Delabole might make for her, her absence from the dinner-table must inevitably bring Lady Broome to her room, and Lady Broome, she knew, would ask shrewd questions. She had little appetite, but still less did she want to talk about what she had seen.

  She was agreeably surprised when she entered the Long Drawing-room to find that Torquil had apparently recovered from his sulks, and was in high good humour, talking with remarkable affability to his mother. Kate had expected to be told that he was laid low with a headache, for this was in general the sequel to one of his bursts of temper; but in the event it was Sir Timothy who was the absentee. After slamming the door on Dr Delabole, it seemed that Torquil had cast himself on his bed, and had fallen into a deep, natural sleep, which had wonderfully refreshed him. His brow was unclouded; his eyes were neither overbright, nor heavy with drowsiness; and there was a delicate colour in his cheeks. He looked to be in a state of purring content, and so well-disposed towards his fellow-men that instead of resenting the doctor’s intrusions into his conversation with Lady Broome he invited them, calling upon Delabole to support him on a disputed point. He seemed to have banished from his mind his quarrel with Kate; and when Pennymore came to announce that dinner was served, and Lady Broome rose from her chair, he exclaimed: ‘But where is Philip? Shall we not wait for him?’

  ‘No, we are a sadly diminished party tonight,’ responded Lady Broome, disposing her shawl about her shoulders. ‘Philip is dining at Freshford House.’

  ‘Oh, no!’ protested Torquil. ‘Why didn’t anyone tell me? I wanted to have my revenge on him!’

  ‘As Philip didn’t see fit to inform me of his intention until noon, and you have been sound asleep for hours, there was no opportunity to tell you of it,’ said Lady Broome composedly. ‘You will be obliged to revenge yourself on Kate instead.’

  ‘That would be no revenge, madam!’ he objected. ‘I can give Kate thirty, and beat her every time!’ He threw a challenging look at Kate, and laughed. ‘Can’t I, coz?’

  ‘At billiards you can,’ she agreed. ‘I notice, however, that you dare not challenge me to a rubber of piquet!’

  ‘No, no, I hate cards! I’ll tell you what, though! I’ll challenge you to a game of Fox and Geese!’

  ‘Why, what’s that?’ she asked.

  ‘Oh, it’s a famous game! Don’t you know it? I was used to play it with Philip, when I was in the schoolroom, but from some cause or another I gave it up – I daresay it got to be a bore. You have a board, with seventeen geese and one fox, and the game is for the geese to entrap the fox, and for the fox to seize as many geese as he can, so that he can’t be caught. Mama, where is the board? Don’t tell me it was thrown away!’

  ‘My dear, I don’t know what became of it!’

  Fortunately, since he showed signs of falling into a pet, Kate recollected that she had seen a board, marked in the shape of a cross, in the cabinet that contained the chess and the backgammon boards, and was able to unearth it. When she held it up for his inspection, enquiring: ‘Is this it?’ he exclaimed delightedly: ‘Yes, that’s it! If you can’t find the pieces, we can use draughts – though it would be a pity not to play with the set Philip made for one of my birthdays! He carved them out of wood, and painted them: white geese, and a red fox, carrying his brush high! One of the geese had the most comical expression, and two of them were shockingly lop-sided. Let me look!’

  He fell on his knees in front of the cabinet, and began to pull out the various boxes it contained; but Lady Broome intervened, saying: ‘After dinner, my son!’

  ‘Yes, very well! but I must find the pieces first!’ he said.

  ‘No, you must not !’ said Kate firmly, pulling him to his feet. ‘I know how it would be, if you did find them! You would begin to teach me how to play, and the end of it would be that I shouldn’t get any dinner at all! Come along!’

  She smiled at him as she spoke, and gave his hand a coaxing squeeze. This had the effect of banishing the mutinous look from his face. He smiled back at her, a brilliant light in his eyes, and raised her hand to his lips, holding it in an uncomfortably strong grip, and said: ‘To please you, coz, anything!’

  ‘I’m much obliged to you, Torquil,’ she said, in a prosaic voice, and disengaging herself, ‘but there’s no need for these heroics! You should rather please your mama, who is being kept waiting for her dinner!’

  He flushed, and for a moment looked as if he would fly into a miff; but after biting his lip, he cast her a sidelong glance, and burst out laughing. He was still giggling when they reached the dining-room, in a childish way which Kate found exasperating, but he stopped when Lady Broome spoke to Kate, asking her if she had seen how well the roses had stood up against the storm, and said suddenly: ‘I’m hungry! What’s in that tureen, Mama?’

  ‘Calves’ feet and asparagus,’ she replied.

  ‘Oh, good! I like that!’ he said.

  Since it was seldom that he took any interest in what he ate, Kate was mildly surprised, and still more surprised when instead of eating a few mouthfuls, pushing the rest about on his plate, and complaining that it was unfit to eat, he ate his portion with avidity, and demanded some of the beef which Dr Delabole was carving. Kate, who was finding it difficult to swallow, and could only by the exercise of will-power subdue her nausea, was obliged to avert her eyes from the blood oozing from the sirloin; but Torquil pronounced it to be roasted to a turn, and – rather greedily, she thought – applied himself to it with zest.

  ‘Your long sleep has given you an
appetite!’ said the doctor playfully.

  ‘Did I sleep for a long time? I don’t remember.’

  ‘Indeed you did! Badger was hard put to it to rouse you!’

  ‘Oh, I remember that ! I woke up to find him shaking me, and very nearly came to cuffs with him for interrupting my dream!’

  ‘What were you dreaming about?’ asked Kate. ‘It must have been something very agreeable! I find that whenever I have a very vivid dream I am only too thankful to wake up from it!’

  ‘I don’t know! The devil of it is that it slipped away! But I do know it was agreeable!’ There was a general laugh, which made him look round challengingly, a spark of anger in his eyes.

  ‘How can you know that, if it slipped away from you, my son?’ asked his mother.

  He considered this, and then laughed reluctantly. ‘Oh, it does seem absurd, doesn’t it? But I do know, though I can’t tell how. Kate! You understand, don’t you?’

  ‘Perfectly!’ she assured him. ‘I don’t even remember my bad dreams, but I know when I’ve had one!’

  ‘Do you have bad dreams?’ he said, turning his head to look searchingly at her.

  ‘Uncomfortable ones, now and then,’ she acknowledged.

  ‘But not shocking nightmares? Things which haunt you – make you wake in a sweat of terror?’

  ‘No, thank God! Only very occasionally!’

  ‘I do,’ he said earnestly. ‘Sometimes I dream that I’m running from a terrible monster. Running, running, with weights on my feet – ! It hasn’t caught me yet, but I think that one day it will. And sometimes I dream that I’ve done something dreadful, and that’s –’

  ‘For heaven’s sake, stop, Torquil!’ exclaimed Lady Broome. ‘You are making my blood run cold!’ She gave an exaggerated shudder, and added, in a tone of affectionate chiding: ‘Detestable boy! Next you will be telling us ghost stories, and we shall none of us dare to go upstairs to bed! You know, Kate, a ghost is the one thing we lack at Staplewood! It was a sad disappointment to me when Sir Timothy brought me here as a bride, for in those days I was a romantic; but I understand that the owners of haunted houses find it impossible to induce their servants to remain with them, so I’ve learnt to be thankful that no ghost wanders about Staplewood, and no invisible coach drives up to our door in the middle of the night, as a warning that the head of the house is about to die!’