Captain Horace

by Sophie May

  CHAPTER V.

  CAPTAIN OF A COMPANY.

  At first Mrs. Clifford thought she did not care about having thechildren go to school, as they had been kept at their studies for nearlynine months without a vacation, except Christmas holidays.

  But what was to be done with Horace? Aunt Louise, who was notpassionately fond of children, declared her trials were greater than shecould bear. Grace was a little tidy, she thought; but as for Horace, andhis dog Pincher, and the "calico kitty," which he had picked up for apet!--Louise disliked dogs and despised kittens. Sometimes, as she toldMargaret, she felt as if she should certainly fly; sometimes she wassure she was going crazy; and then again it seemed as if her head wouldburst into a thousand pieces.

  None of these dreadful accidents happened, it is true; but a great manyother things did. Hammers, nails, and augers were carried off, and leftto rust in the dew. A cup of green paint, which for months had stoodquietly on an old shelf in the store-room, was now taken down andstirred with a stick, and all the toys which Horace whittled out werestained green, and set in the sun to dry. A pair of cheese-tongs, whichhung in the back room, a boot-jack, the washing-bench, which was oncered,--all became green in a very short time: only the red of the benchhad a curious effect, peeping out from its light and ragged coat ofgreen.

  The blue sled which belonged to Susy and Prudy was brought down from theshed-chamber, and looked at for some time. It would present a lovelyappearance, Horace thought, if he only dared cross it off with green.But as the sled belonged to his little cousins, and they were not thereto see for themselves how beautiful he could make it look, why, he mustwait till they came; and then, very likely, the paint would be gone.

  Of course, Horace soiled his clothes sadly: "that was always just likehim," his aunt Louise said.

  This was not all. A little neighbor, Gilbert Brown, came to the house atall hours, and between the two boys there was a noise of driving nails,firing pop-guns, shouting and running from morning till night.

  They built a "shanty" of the boards which grandpa was saving to mend thefence, and in this shanty they "kept store," trading in crooked pins,home-made toys, twine, and jackknives.

  "Master chaps, them children are," said Abner, the good-natured hiredman.

  "Hard-working boys! They are as destructive as army-worms," declaredgrandpa, frowning, with a twinkle in his eye.

  Horace had a cannon about a foot long, which went on wheels, with a boxbehind it, and a rammer lashed on at the side--not to mention anAmerican flag which floated over the whole. With a stout string he drewhis cannon up to the large oilnut tree, and then with a real bayonetfixed to a wooden gun, he would lie at full length under the shade,calling himself a sharpshooter guarding the cannon. At these times woeto the "calico kitty," or Grace, or anybody else who happened to gonear him! for he gave the order to "charge," and the charge was mademost vigorously.

  Upon the whole, it was decided that everybody would feel easier andhappier if Horace should go to school. This plan did not please him atall, and he went with sulky looks and a very bad grace.

  His mother sighed; for though her little boy kept the letter of the law,which says, "Children, obey your parents," he did not do it in the_spirit_ of the commandment, "_Honor_ thy father and thy mother."

  In a thousand ways Mrs. Clifford was made unhappy by Horace, who shouldhave been a comfort to her. It was sad, indeed; for never did a kindmother try harder to "train up a child" in the right way.

  It did not take Horace a great while to renew his acquaintance with theschoolboys, who all seemed to look upon him as a sort of curiosity.

  "I never knew before," laughed little Dan Rideout, "that my name wasDan-yell!"

  "He calls a pail a bucket, and a dipper a _tin-kup_," said GilbertBrown.

  "Yes," chimed in Willy Snow, "and he asks, 'Is school _took up_?' justas if it was knitting-work that was on needles."

  "How he rolls his r's!" said Peter Grant. "You can't say hor-r-se theway he does! I'll bet _the ain't_ a boy can do it, unless it's aCahoojack." Peter meant _Hoosier_.

  "Well, I wouldn't be seen saying _hoss_," returned Horace, with somespirit; "that's _Yankee_."

  "I guess the Yankees are as good as the Cahoojacks: wasn't your mother aYankee?"

  "Yes," faltered Horace; "she was born up north here, in the FrigidZone; but she isn't so much relation to me as my father is, for her namewasn't Clifford. She wouldn't have been _any_ relation to me if shehadn't married my father!"

  One or two of the larger boys laughed at this speech, and Horace, whocould never endure ridicule, stole quietly away.

  "Now, boys, you behave," said Edward Snow, Willy's older brother; "he'sa smart little fellow, and it's mean to go to hurting his feelings. Comeback here, Spunky Clifford; let's have a game of _hi spy_!"

  Horace was "as silent as a stone."

  "He don't like to be called Spunky Clifford," said Johnny Bell; "do you,Horace?"

  "The reason I don't like it," replied the boy, "is because it's not myname."

  "Well, then," said Edward Snow, winking to the other boys, "won't youplay with us, _Master Horace_?"

  "I'll not go back to be laughed at," replied he, stoutly: "when I'm homeI play with Hoosier boys, and they're politer than Yankees."

  "'Twas only those big boys," said Johnny Bell; "now they've gone off.Come, let's play something."

  "I should think you'd be willing for us to laugh," added honest littleWilly Snow; "we can't help it, you talk so funny. We don't meananything."

  "Well," said Horace, quite restored to good humor, and speaking withsome dignity, "you may laugh at me one kind of a way, but if you mean_humph_ when you laugh, I won't stand it."

  "_Woon't_ stand it!" echoed Peter Grant; "ain't that Dutch?"

  "Dutch?" replied Horace: "I'll show you what _Dyche_ is! We have a_Dyche_ teacher come in our school every day, and he stamps his foot andtears round! 'Sei ruhig,' he says: that means, 'hush your mouth and keepstill.'"

  "Is he a Jew, and does he stay in a synagogue?"

  "No, he is a German _Luteran_, or a Dutch _Deformed_, or something thatway."

  "What do you learn in?" said Johnny Bell.

  "Why, in little German Readers: what else would they be?"

  "Does it read like stories and verses?"

  "I don't know. He keeps hitting the books with a little switch, andscreamin' out as if the house was afire."

  "Come, say over some Dutch; _woon't_ you, Horace?"

  So the little boy repeated some German poetry, while his schoolmateslooked up at him in wonder and admiration. This was just what Horaceenjoyed; and he continued, with sparkling eyes,--

  "I s'pose you can't any of you _count_ Dutch?"

  The boys confessed that they could not.

  "It's just as easy," said Horace, telling over the numbers up to twenty,as fast as he could speak.

  "You can't any of you _write_ Dutch; can you? You give me a slate now,and I'll write it all over so you couldn't read a word of it."

  "Ain't it very hard to make?" asked the boys in tones of respectfulastonishment.

  "I reckon you'd think 'twas hard, it's so full of little quirls, but _I_can write it as easy as English."

  This was quite true, for Horace made very hard work of any kind ofwriting.

  It was not two days before he was at the head of that part of the schoolknown as "the small boys," both in study and play; yet everybody likedhim, for, as I have said before, the little fellow had such a strongsense of justice, and such kindness of heart, that he was always afavorite, in spite of his faults.

  The boys all said there was nothing "mean" about Horace. He wouldneither abuse a smaller child, nor see one abused. If he thought a boywas doing wrong, he was not afraid to tell him so, and you may be surehe was all the more respected for his moral courage.

  Horace talked to his schoolmates a great deal about his father, CaptainClifford, who was going to be a general some day.

  "When I was home," said he, "I studie
d pa's book of _tictacs_, and Iused to drill the boys."

  There was a loud cry of "Why can't you drill us? Come, let's us have acompany, and you be cap'n!"

  Horace gladly consented, and the next Saturday afternoon a meeting wasappointed at the "Glen." When the time came, the boys were all as joyfulas so many squirrels suddenly let out of a cage.

  "Now look here, boys," said Horace, brushing back his "shingled hair,"and walking about the grove with the air of a lord. "First place, if I'mgoing to be captain, you must mind; will you? _say_."

  Horace was not much of a public speaker; he threw words together just asit happened; but there was so much meaning in the twistings of his face,the jerkings of his head, and the twirlings of his thumbs, that if youwere looking at him you must know what he meant.

  "Ay, ay!" piped the little boys in chorus.

  "Then I'll muster you in," said Horace, grandly. "Has everybody broughttheir guns?--I mean _sticks_, you know!"

  "Ay, ay!"

  "I want to be corporal," said Peter Grant.

  "I'll be major," cried Willy Snow.

  "There, you've spoke," shouted the captain. "I wish there was a tub orbar'l to stand you on when you talk."

  After some time an empty flour barrel was brought, and placed uprightunder a tree, to serve as a dunce-block.

  "Now we'll begin 'new," said the captain. "Those that want to bemustered, rise up their hands; but don't you snap your fingers."

  The caution came too late for some of the boys; but Horace forgave theseeming disrespect, knowing that no harm was intended.

  "Now, boys, what are you fighting about?--Say, For our country!"

  "For our country," shouted the soldiers, some in chorus, and some insolo.

  "And our flag," added Horace, as an after-thought.

  "And our flag," repeated the boys, looking at the little banner of starsand stripes, which was fastened to the stump of a tree, and faintlyfluttered in the breeze.

  "Long may it wave!" cried Horace, growing enthusiastic, and pointingbackward to the flag with a sweep of his thumb.

  "There ain't a 'Secesh' in this company; there ain't a man but wants ourbattle to beat! If there is, we'll muster him out double-quick."

  A few caps were flourished in the air, and every mouth was set firmlytogether, as if it would shout scorn of secession if it dared speak. Itwas a loyal company; there was no doubt of that. Indeed, the captain wasso bitter against the South, that he had asked his aunt Madge if it wasright to let _southernwood_ grow in the garden.

  "Now," said Horace, "Forward! March! 'Ploy column!--No, form a linefirst. Ten_tion_!"

  A curved, uncertain line, not unlike the letter S, graduallystraightened itself, and the boys looked down to their feet as if theyexpected to see a chalk-mark on the grass.

  "Now, when I say, 'Right!' you must look at the buttons on my jacket--oron yours, I've forgot which; on yours, I reckon. Right! Right at 'em!Right at the buttons!"

  Obedient to orders, every boy's head drooped in a moment.

  "Stop!" said Horace, knitting his brows; "that's enough!" For thereseemed to be something wrong, he could not tell what.

  "Now you may ''bout face;' that means whirl round. Now march! one, two,quick time, double-quick!"

  "They're stepping on my toes," cried barefooted Peter Grant.

  "Hush right up, private, or I'll stand you on the bar'l."

  "I wish't you would," groaned little Peter; "it hurts."

  "Well, then, I shan't," said the captain, decidedly, "for 'twouldn't beany punishin'.--Can't some of you whistle?"

  Willy Snow struck up Yankee Doodle, which soon charmed the wayward feetof the little volunteers, and set them to marching in good time.

  Afterward their captain gave instructions in "groundin' arms," "stackin'arms," "firin'," and "countin' a march," by which he meant"countermarching." He had really read a good many pages in InfantryTactics, and had treasured up the military phrases with some care,though he had but a confused idea of their meaning.

  "Holler-square!" said he, when he could think of nothing else to say. Ofcourse he meant a "hollow square."

  "Shall we holler all together?" cried a voice from the midst of theranks.

  The owner of the voice would have been "stood on the barrel," if Horacehad been less busy thinking.

  "I've forgot how they holler, as true as you live; but I reckon it's alltogether, and open your mouths wide."

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  At this the young volunteers, nothing loath, gave a long, deafeningshout, which the woods caught up and echoed.

  Horace scratched his head. He had seen his father drill his men, but hecould not remember that he had ever heard them scream.

  A pitched battle came off next, which would have been a very peacefulone if all the boys had not wanted to be Northerners. But the feelingwas greatly changed when Horace joined the Southern ranks, saying "hedidn't care how much he played Secesh when everybody knew he was a goodUnion man, and his father was going to be a general." After this therewas no trouble about raising volunteers on the rebel side.

  The whole affair ended very pleasantly, only there was some slashingright and left with a few bits of broken glass, which were used asswords; and several mothers had wounds to dress that night.

  Mrs. Clifford heard no complaint from her little son, although hisfingers were quite ragged, and must have been painful. Horace was reallya brave boy, and always bore suffering like a hero. More than that, hehad the satisfaction of using the drops of blood for red paint; and thefirst thing after supper he made a wooden sword and gun, and dashed themwith red streaks.