The Rover Boys Megapack

by Edward Stratemeyer

  Walt was called to one side and the situation explained to him. He readily consented to see to it that Stowell was kept from going up to his room for some time. Then the twins hurried off in the direction of the Hall.

  “We must teach him a lesson that he won’t forget in a hurry,” remarked Randy.

  “Right you are!” was his brother’s reply.

  Half an hour later the other Rovers, along with Gif, Spouter and Dan, were coming up to their rooms when they were met at the head of the stairs by the twins.

  “We’re all ready for Codfish,” announced Randy, somewhat excitedly. “Just wait until I go down to the gym and tip Walt Baxter off.”

  “Walt and Codfish are in the school library. They just came over,” announced Dan. “Ned Lowe is with them. They were asking Codfish a lot of fool questions in history, as to when Hannibal discovered the south pole and things like that.”

  Randy ran down and in a minute more was in the school library. He caught Walt Baxter’s eye and nodded to let the other cadet know that everything was all right. Then Walt did the same to Ned.

  “Well, I’m getting sleepy, Stowell,” said Walt, stretching himself. “I think I’ll go and hit the hay.”

  “Ditto here,” came from Ned.

  “I’m real tired myself, and I’d have gone to bed some time ago if you hadn’t asked me so many questions,” answered Henry Stowell, with a yawn.

  “Then you don’t really know much about who discovered the south pole?” said Ned seriously. “You see, I want to put it in a composition I’m writing about cats.”

  “I don’t see what cats have to do with the south pole,” said Stowell innocently.

  “Oh, that’s easy, Codfish,” said Walt. “Cats like to climb poles, and the south pole is the south pole, isn’t it?” And then he and Ned walked off and joined Randy, and all hurried upstairs to the Rovers’ rooms.

  As luck would have it Henry Stowell this term was occupying a room by himself. It was a fairly large apartment and furnished with a single bed, a chiffonier, a table, and several chairs. In one corner was a closet in which he kept most of his clothing and also a handbag.

  “Well, what have you done?” questioned Fred, as the twins appeared.

  “We fixed it up so Codfish is going to spend a real pleasant night,” answered Andy, with a grin.

  “But what did you do?” came from Jack.

  “Just you fellows wait and see. Walt, will you go out and let us know when Codfish comes up?”

  “I will,” answered Walt Baxter, and hurried to a corner of the corridor where he might see without being seen.

  In less than five minutes he came back hurriedly with the information that Stowell had just entered his room.

  “All right, then, fellows, come with me and maybe you will see or hear something worth while,” announced Randy gleefully.

  “How are we going to see anything when he shuts his door on us?” questioned Dan.

  “His window is right next to the platform of the new fire-escape,” answered Andy. “We’ll go out on that, and then maybe we’ll see everything that goes on. He always keeps a bright light in his room and always pulls down the shade. But we fixed it so the shade will come down only so far, leaving a crack that we can look through with ease.”

  “I hope you haven’t done anything to get us in bad with Captain Dale,” remarked Jack.

  “Oh, this isn’t as bad as all that, Jack,” answered Andy. “It’s just something to wake Codfish up.”

  Led by the twins, the other Rovers and their chums hurried down the side corridor to where there was a red light and a sign, “Fire Escape.” Then they threw open a window, and in a moment more stood on the escape mentioned. It was of steel, fairly wide, and ran along past several windows, the second of which belonged to the room occupied by Stowell.

  As they stepped out on the fire escape they saw a light flash up in the sneak’s room and a few seconds later the window shade was pulled down.

  “Just as I told you!” Andy exclaimed. “I knew the shade would come down. And see! there is the crack we mentioned. Now, then, line up under the window and we’ll see what happens next.”

  CHAPTER VIII

  THE JOKE ON THE SNEAK

  The window of Stowell’s room had been left open so the boys outside could hear, as well as see, what went on within. They saw the sneak of the school yawn and stretch as if he was tired, and then he lost no time in preparing to retire.

  In one of his pockets he carried a piece of cake, and this he ate with satisfaction while undressing. Then, when clad only in his pajamas, he turned off the light and moved in the semi-darkness toward the bed.

  “Now watch,” murmured Andy, somewhat excitedly.

  All outside did so, ranging their heads close together at the open slit of the window. They heard Stowell throw back the covers of the bed and then sit down. An instant later came a cry of surprise.

  “What’s this? Oh, dear me! something is in the bed!”

  The sneak of the school bounced to his feet so hurriedly that he tipped over a chair standing alongside of the bed and pitched forward headlong to the floor.

  “Hi! Leave me alone! Get away from me! Scat!” they heard him ejaculate and then give a little squeal of terror as he scrambled once more to his feet. Then they heard him rush to the side of the room and once more make a light.

  As the rays filled the apartment those outside saw something of what had taken place. Not less than half a dozen mice were doing their best to hide themselves here and there under the bed and the chiffonier and in the corners of the room. One or two scampered directly past Stowell, who set up another squeal of alarm and then leaped up on the nearest chair.

  “He’s enjoying it, all right,” murmured Randy.

  “Shut up!” came promptly from Fred. “If he sees us we’ll have to dust for it.”

  But the eyes of the sneak were not turned toward the window. He was looking only at the mice, two of which were still scampering across the floor trying to find some hole of escape.

  “Somebody’s been playing a trick on me,” murmured Stowell to himself. “Just wait till I find out who did it, I’ll fix him!”

  He remained standing on the chair, not caring to venture on the floor in his bare feet and with the mice still at liberty. He had placed his shoes under the head of the bed.

  “I’ve got to clear them out somehow,” he muttered to himself. “But I guess I’d better put my shoes on first. Then I’ll get that baseball bat in the closet and do it.”

  With extreme caution Codfish descended from the chair and walked hurriedly across the floor to the head of his bed. He drew forth the shoes and started quickly to put them on.

  His toes were just going down into one of the shoes when he let out a yell which would have done credit to a wild Indian. One of the mice had found refuge in the footwear, and now it gave a bound and scrambled up inside the leg of Stowell’s pajamas.

  “Hi! Get out of there! Help! Murder! Take that beast away! Oh, my! he’ll bite me sure! Ouch! he’s bit me already!” And then the sneak of the school began to dance around wildly, in the meantime clutching savagely in the region of the knee where the mouse had found lodgement. Caught, the little animal had nipped Codfish in the finger.

  “Gee, this is the richest yet!” chuckled Walt Baxter.

  “Better than a moving picture,” was Gif’s comment.

  “He’ll wake the whole school if he makes much more noise,” remarked Jack. “Be prepared to skip out when the time comes.”

  “I’ll have somebody arrested for this,” howled Codfish, as he still struggled with the mouse that was up his leg. “This is beastly! Oh, dear! what in the world shall I do?”

  He gave a savage tug at his pajamas, and the next instant there was a tearing sound and the cloth parted at the knee. Out leaped the mouse, to disappe
ar quickly under the bed.

  Panting from his excitement, and muttering to himself, the sneak of the school, making sure that the shoes were now both empty, slipped his feet into them and then hurried toward the clothing closet located in a corner. He intended to get a baseball bat with which to either kill the mice or chase them out into the hallway.

  “Now watch,” whispered Randy. “Here is where he gets another surprise.”

  Stowell flung open the door of the closet in a hurry. As he did this he found himself confronted by the figure of a Colby Hall cadet. The intruder had a handkerchief tied over his face.

  “Hi! what are you doing here?” cried Stowell in sudden surprise. “You’re the fellow who’s playing the trick on me, eh? I’ll fix you, you see if I don’t!” And then struck by a sudden idea, Stowell slammed shut the door of the closet and locked it. “Now I’ve got you, and you’ll suffer for this nonsense—you see if you don’t!” he shouted.

  “Gee! this is the best yet!” burst out Andy in a low voice. “I didn’t think he’d lock that dummy in.”

  “We only put it there to scare him,” explained Randy. “It’s one of his old suits stuffed out. We thought it might fall out on him when he opened the door. But I guess it’s better the way it is,” he chuckled.

  “Where did you get those mice?” Gif questioned.

  “Oh, that was easy,” answered Andy. “I met Pud Hicks, the janitor’s assistant, this noon and he was telling me of a whole lot of mice he had caught down in the barn during the past week. He had the bunch in a box, and he said he was going to take them down to the river and drown them. I knew where the box was, and getting them was easy.”

  By this time Codfish had slipped into his trousers, and now he put on his coat.

  “He’s going downstairs to tell Captain Dale or one of the professors!” exclaimed Jack in a low voice. “We had better get out of here.”

  The young captain’s advice was followed, and all lost no time in leaving the fire escape and entering the school building. They were just in time to see the door to Stowell’s room flung open and the sneak hurry downstairs.

  “I must see what he does!” cried Randy, who could never let any portion of a joke get away from him, and he hurried down the stairs after Stowell.

  Captain Mapes Dale was in the office of the school writing a letter when Stowell burst in upon him with scant ceremony.

  “Oh, Captain Dale, won’t you please come quick?” cried the little sneak, all out of breath with excitement. “Somebody put about a million mice in my room, and I’ve got the fellow locked up in my clothes-closet.”

  “A million mice in your room, Stowell!” exclaimed the captain, leaping to his feet. “Surely you must be mistaken. You don’t mean quite that many,” and a faint smile crossed his features.

  “Well, there are a whole lot of them, anyway,” returned Codfish. “When I opened my bed they leaped right out at me and they ran all over the floor, and then one of them went up the leg of my pajamas and bit me. See how I had to tear my pajamas to get him out?” and he showed the spot.

  “And you say you have the culprit locked up in your closet?” demanded Captain Dale.

  “Yes, sir. Won’t you please come up and see who it is before he has a chance to break out? Of course he’ll try to get away if he can. He won’t want to be caught.”

  “Yes, I’ll go up immediately. Are the mice up there still?”

  “Yes, sir. I shut the door on them so they couldn’t get away.”

  “Then I had better call the janitor and his assistant first, so that we can round up the million mice, more or less.”

  Fortunately Pud Hicks was not around the building, so could not be summoned. But Job Plunger, the school janitor, was at hand, and so was Bob Nixon, the school chauffeur.

  “I guess I know where those mice came from,” said Nixon, with a grin. “Hicks caught a lot of them down at the barn. He was going to drown ‘em down at the river to-morrow. Somebody must have got hold of ‘em and put ‘em in Stowell’s room.”

  Nixon and Plunger followed Captain Dale and Stowell to the cadet’s room. In the meanwhile Randy had rejoined the other Rovers and their chums, and likewise rapped on half a dozen doors as he passed, and as a consequence fully a score of cadets were made aware that something unusual was happening.

  “What’s the row?”

  “Is it a fire?”

  “Are they going to celebrate the victory over Columbus Academy?”

  “If anything good to eat is being passed around count me in.”

  “Codfish is holding a celebration!” cried Andy from around a corner and in a disguised voice. “Everybody watch for something good from Codfish’s room.”

  The appearance of Captain Dale with Stowell only whetted the curiosity of the assembled students, and from half-closed doors they watched the head of the school and the little sneak approach the room. The door was left open, and a moment later out popped one mouse, quickly followed by another.

  “Hello, there’s a mouse!”

  “Hi, catch those fellows!” yelled Bob Nixon, who was on hand with a trap, followed by Job Plunger with a box.

  The school janitor was quite deaf, and so could hear nothing of what was going on.

  The escape of the two mice was a signal for the assembling students to begin a chase after the rodents. Then another mouse came out into the hallway, and various things were thrown at the scurrying animal.

  “Here, here! Stop that noise out there!” commanded Captain Dale. “There is no sense in making such a racket over a few little mice.”

  As he spoke the head of the school strode to the closet door and unlocked it.

  “Now come out here and give an account of yourself,” he said, as he threw the door open.

  “Now you are going to catch it for playing such a trick on me,” exulted Codfish.

  The figure in the closet, of course, did not move, and Captain Dale reached forth to pull the offending cadet into the room. But then he stopped short, and something of a smile crossed his face.

  “What is the matter with you, Stowell—are you blind?” he demanded.

  “Blind?” queried the sneak of the school, bewildered. “What do you mean?”

  “Can’t you see that this is only a stuffed figure? And it hasn’t any head on, either; only a handkerchief tied around some underwear with a cap stuck on top.”

  “Oh, Captain Dale, you don’t mean it!” cried Codfish, and fell back against the wall, too upset to say more.

  “But I do mean it,” went on the military man, and reached for the dummy, which immediately toppled over on the floor, the head and cap rolling in one direction and the legs and shoes in another. “It’s nothing but an old uniform stuffed out.”

  “Where’s them mice?” cried Job Plunger in a shrill voice. “Where’s them mice, I say?”

  “You’ll have to find them, Plunger,” answered Captain Dale.

  “Behind ‘em?” remarked the deaf janitor. “Behind where?”

  “I did not say behind anything,” shouted the captain. “I said you’d have to find them.”

  “Oh. Well, I’ll find ‘em if they’re in the room,” said Plunger.

  By this time the noise and excitement had increased so that nearly half of the school was out in the corridor in front of Stowell’s room. They saw the remains of the stuffed figure on the floor, and many quickly surmised that a joke had been played.

  “What is Codfish doing with that dummy?”

  “Has he been using it for an imitation Hun to shoot at?”

  “Maybe he’s going to join the football team next Fall and wants to practice up.”

  “Has he been taming mice on the sly?”

  “Gee! I don’t want to stay in a place where a fellow keeps mice in his room.”

  In the midst of this talk the janitor and th
e chauffeur did what they could to round up the escaped mice. They managed to capture two of the rodents and kill two others, and that was all that could be found.

  “If there were any more, the rest must have gotten away,” remarked Bob Nixon.

  “This is simply a practical joke,” announced Captain Dale, after a few more words with Stowell. “Have you any idea who played it?”

  “I don’t know exactly, sir, but I think maybe I can find out,” answered the sneak. He felt much subdued, especially as he saw the eyes of many of the other cadets on him.

  “Well, you go to bed now, and I’ll take this matter up to-morrow morning,” said Captain Dale. “Boys, I want you all to retire, and at once,” he went on with a wave of his hand to those outside. And then the cadets dispersed to their rooms.

  CHAPTER IX

  THE GAME WITH LONGLEY

  “I guess that will hold Codfish for a while,” remarked Randy, when the Rovers were once more by themselves in their rooms and the excitement had died away.

  “I’ll have to make it a point to see Pud Hicks the first thing in the morning,” returned his twin. “Pud might tell somebody that he showed those mice to me.”

  “Yes, you’d better do that, by all means,” put in Jack.

  “And another thing you ought to do, is to let Codfish know why this trick was played on him,” came from Fred. “Otherwise it will be a good effort thrown away,” and he grinned.

  “I’ll leave a note under his door,” said Randy, and a little later scribbled out the following on a card:

  “This is what you get, Codfish, for giving information to our baseball rivals. Be careful in the future to keep your mouth shut.

  “The Avengers.”

  “I reckon that will hold him for a while,” said Randy, and before going to bed he slipped out into the corridor and placed the card under Stowell’s door.

  Early in the morning Andy saw the assistant janitor and easily arranged for Pud Hicks to say nothing about the mice.

  “Why, over a dozen of the cadets saw those mice,” said Hicks; “so they can’t blame any of this on you.” And it may be mentioned here that the investigation which followed came to nought.