by Doris Miller
PARTY FOR HER! YOU REMEMBER WHEN DANA SAW ALL THOSE PEOPLE INSIDE THE HOUSE, THEN SHE WENT BACK OUTSIDE AND CAME RIGHT BACK INTO THE HOUSE WITH THAT AX! YOU REMEMBER THE DEADLY STAMPEDE THAT LEAD TO EIGHT PEOPLE'S DEATH!"
"Yeah I remember that Mom! But throwing this surprise birthday party for Dana wasn't my idea! It was Tony and Grandma's idea! They planned this surprise birthday party for Dana!"
"THEY DID?"
"Yeah! Grandma and Tony wanted to throw this surprise birthday party for Dana, being that Dana was very depressed about losing her job and everything! Then we told Grandma about what happened back in Jamaica with Dana and the ax!"
"WHAT! YOU TOLD YOUR GRANDMA ABOUT THAT?"
"Yes Mom! We told Grandma about the ax, the deadly stampede and everything! We told her that eight people had died from the deadly stampede! She was very shocked hearing about the news! Then she went and mentioned it to Dad and she told Grandpa about it too!"
"WHAT! OH NO!"
"Believe me Mom, we didn't want to tell Grandma about what happened back in Jamaica with Dana and that ax, but being that Grandma and Tony were both planning a surprise birthday party for Dana, we decided to tell Grandma about it to warn her! She was about to cancel the whole entire party when we told her about it! Then we all realized how much throwing this surprise birthday party really means to Tony, trying to make Dana happy and everything! He even went out and purchased a $50 dollar birthday cake for Dana! He spent a lot of money for this whole party! Mom, with the nervous breakdowns that Tony has had in the past, we decided to throw the surprise party for Dana! Tony and the rest of us all want to make Dana happy and get her mind off her problems! Tony doesn't know about what happened back in Jamaica with Dana and the ax! He doesn't know about the stampede that led to eight people's death! He doesn't know anything about it!"
"Oh Sammy, how many people are there inside the apartment right now?"
"Almost seventy people Mom!"
"ALMOST SEVENTY PEOPLE?"
"Yeah!"
"OH MY GOD SAMMY! THAT'S THE SAME AMOUNT OF PEOPLE THAT WAS AT THE DEADLY STAMPEDE! AROUND SIXTY OR SEVENTY PEOPLE! OH SAMMY, I DON'T THINK THAT YOU ALL BETTER TAKE ANY CHANCES! I THINK THAT YOU, YOUR FATHER AND THOMAS BETTER GET ALL THOSE PEOPLE OUT OF THAT A
