Collard Greens and Catfishing
by Kelsey Browning
The Golden Girls meet Dirty Harry... Southern matriarch Lillian Summer Fairview is settling right nice into prison, until Big Martha, the toughest broad on the cellblock, comes asking for a favor. Her niece has fallen for a guy she met online, and Martha's convinced Mr. Too-Good-To-Be-True is up to no good. All Lil's friends have to do is investigate the guy and report back. Already tied up with a cantankerous septic system on Lil's family estate, the grannies don't have time for detective work. If Summer Haven isn't in shipshape before the historic society's inspection, they'll be in deep you-know-what. But Big Martha is as persuasive as she is tough, and when the gals poke around, they find the guy doesn't really exist. Will these amateur sleuths be able to track down the elusive Romeo in the scam-filled world of online dating without alerting the local police to their shenanigans, or will they find themselves in trouble right up to their granny...