Warning

Waverly has had it with romantic rejection.There's only so much failure one woman can take, especially when every date Waverly has ever been on has resulted in her own tumultuous demise. She decides to take the phrase: "wallow in self-pity," to a whole new level. Prepare to be provided with a detailed and admittedly slightly embellished recounting of every time she was rejected or disrespected by a guy starting from age seven. Love is a game that Waverly keeps losing, and milkshakes are not solving her problems. Strap in, this journey reeks of incompetent men and even more incompetent circumstances.Waverly dedicates this book to all you lovesick or love-lacking precious humans. Excerpt from the book: Most of my childhood, I struggled with understanding that there was a time and place for everything. I thought that point A led to point B and so on, that I would find my soulmate before my real chapter...