Kitchen Delights
by Matt Nicholson
Hard times. Everyone has them, but when a Madison Avenue advertising agent starts to run out of ideas for a new line of kitchen gadgets, desperation sets in. Fortunately for him, his wife’s breasts make great props for his new adult-oriented wonder idea. Fortunately for her, she gets into it a whole lot more than she dreamed. Fortunately for them both, their medical insurance covers such things.