Andrew Cleese and Ms Lyon

Not all wizards are legendary. Some, like Andrew Cleese, are a wee bit inept… When his kind heart gets him a wish from a fairy, he's on the road to heaven, but his dream woman makes a cactus look like a cuddly toy. Demetria Lyon redefines Bitch-On-Wheels. Can Andrew help her find herself without being skewered in the process? And is there a Happily Ever After waiting for them both?