Confessions of a Wannabe Cheerleader

Sunday, September 5:Afternoon, my crib Spirit Level: Cheered Out OK, so this was supposed to be the first day of my new, totally fantastic life as a Port Angeles School Titan Cheerleader. BUT instead, it's the day that I, Madison Jane Hays, got rejected from the Titans and forced to join the dreaded, B-Squad Grizzly Bears. That's right. My name was sandwiched in between Jared "Jazzhands" Handler and "Toxic" Tabitha Sue Stevens. Oh, and the girl who can't even speak English, Katarina Tarasov. Yup, we're one big hairy family. I went from being a god-like Titan to a lowly Grizzly in like, five seconds. My life. Is Seriously. O-V-E-R. I mean, who cheers at chess matches??!! I'm never going to make it to Nationals with a team like this. All I've ever wanted to do in life is cheer for the Titans. My mom (the most gorgeous, youngest ex-Titan cheerleader of ALL TIME, BTW) must be so disappointed! How she ended up with such a spastic...