Sleep Talkin' Man
by Karen Slavick-Lennard
Karen Slavick met Adam Lennard in 1991 on a kibbutz in Israel, where he declared his love for her by passing out in her bed while he waited for her to return from a midnight swim. Understandably, she never forgot him. Over a decade later, they rekindled their romance and married-- but then he fell asleep again, and all hell broke loose. Though he' s a romantic and mild-mannered Englishman by day, Adam quickly morphs into the uproariously foul-mouthed, vegetarian-hating, wildlife-obsessed character beloved by millions as Sleep Talkin' Man, and Karen has the audio tapes to prove it. Among Adam' s greatest hits:" Squid wrestling: all tentacles and no substance." " Back off, Robin. Batman is my btch now." " Don' t you give me those puppy eyes. Put ' em back. Puppy needs them." " The carrots are winning! Damn those parsnips and their stupid infighting." " Flowers...