(Insert Appropriate Name for a Slightly Humourous Alien Story Here) Part 1

Story about an Alien stopping by earth while his wife and her sister goes shopping at Pluto. And then changes the life of Phillip, a severely depressed human being who is probably a bad representative of the Human race... then again maybe not.Phillip is depressed. His wife has left him with nothing him and his dog, Gravy, with only a few relatively useless possessions. He is contemplating all his morose options for his existence when the door bell rings ...