One Thousand and One Nights

by Richard Burton

  “The road is lonesome; grow my grief and need, * While on my

  breast love fires for ever feed:

  Goal of my hopes, sole object of my wish! * By him who moulded

  man from drop o’ seed,

  I bear such loads of longing for thy love, * Dearest, as weight

  of al Shumm Mounts exceed:

  O ‘Lady of my World’12 Love does me die; * No breath of life

  is left for life to plead;

  But for the union hope that lends me strength, * My weary limbs

  were weak this way to speed.”

  When he had finished his verses, he wept (and Aziz wept with him) from a wounded heart, till the Minister was moved to pity by their tears and said, “O my lord, be of good cheer and keep thine eyes clear of tears; there will be naught save what is well!” Quoth Taj al-Muluk, “O Wazir, indeed I am weary of the length of the way. Tell me how far we are yet distant from the city.” Quoth Aziz, “But a little way remaineth to us.” Then they continued their journey, cutting across river vales and plains, words and stony wastes, till one night, as Taj al-Muluk was sleeping, he dreamt that his beloved was with him and that he embraced her and pressed her to his bosom; and he awoke quivering, shivering with pain, delirious with emotion, and improvised these verses,

  “Dear friend, my tears aye flow these cheeks adown, *

  With longsome pain and pine, my sorrow’s crown:

  I plain like keening woman child bereft, *

  And as night falls like widow dove I groan:

  An blow the breeze from land where thou cost wone, *

  I find o’er sunburnt earth sweet coolness blown.

  Peace be wi’ thee, my love, while zephyr breathes, *

  And cushat flies and turtle makes her moan.”

  And when he had ended his versifying, the Wazir came to him and said, “Rejoice; this is a good sign: so be of good cheer and keep thine eyes cool and clear, for thou shalt surely compass thy desire.” And Aziz also came to him and exhorted him to patience and applied himself to divert him, talking with him and telling him tales. So they pressed on, marching day and night, other two months, till there appeared to them one day at sunrise some white thing in the distance and Taj al-Muluk said to Aziz, “What is yonder whiteness?” He replied, “O my lord! yonder is the Castle of Crystal and that is the city thou seekest.” At this the Prince rejoiced, and they ceased not faring forwards till they drew near the city and, as they approached it, Taj al-Muluk joyed with exceeding joy, and his care ceased from him. They entered in trader guise, the King’s son being habited as a merchant of importance; and repaired to a great Khan, known as the Merchants’ Lodging. Quoth Taj al-Muluk to Aziz, “Is this the resort of the merchants?”; and quoth he, “Yes; ’tis the Khan wherein I lodged before.” So they alighted there and making their baggage camels kneel, unloaded them and stored their goods in the warehouses.13 They abode four days for rest; when the Wazir advised that they should hire a large house. To this they assented and they found them a spacious house, fitted up for festivities, where they took up their abode, and the Wazir and Aziz studied to devise some device for Taj al-Muluk, who remained in a state of perplexity, knowing not what to do. Now the Minister could think of nothing but that he should set up as a merchant on ’Change and in the market of fine stuffs; so he turned to the Prince and his companion and said to them, “Know ye that if we tarry here on this wise, assuredly we shall not win our wish nor attain our aim; but a something occurred to me whereby (if Allah please!) we shall find our advantage.” Replied Taj al-Muluk and Aziz, “Do what seemeth good to thee, indeed there is a blessing on the grey beard; more specially on those who, like thyself, are conversant with the conduct of affairs: so tell us what occurreth to thy mind.” Rejoined the Wazir “It is my counsel that we hire thee a shop in the stuff bazar, where thou mayst sit to sell and buy. Every one, great and small, hath need of silken stuffs and other cloths; so if thou patiently abide in thy shop, thine affairs will prosper, Inshallah! more by token as thou art comely of aspect. Make, however, Aziz thy factor and set him within the shop, to hand thee the pieces of cloth and stuffs.” When Taj al-Muluk heard these words, he said, ‘This rede is right and a right pleasant recking.” So he took out a handsome suit of merchant’s weed, and, putting it on, set out for the bazar, followed by his servants, to one of whom he had given a thousand dinars, wherewith to fit up the shop. They ceased not walking till they came to the stuff market, and when the merchants saw Taj al-Muluk’s beauty and grace, they were confounded and went about saying, “Of a truth Rizwán14 hath opened the gates of Paradise and left them unguarded, so that this youth of passing comeliness hath come forth.” And others, “Peradventure this is one of the angels.” Now when they went in among the traders they asked for the shop of the Overseer of the market and the merchants directed them thereto. So they delayed not to repair thither and to salute him, and he and those who were with him rose to them and seated them and made much of them, because of the Wazir, whom they saw to be a man in years and of reverend aspect; and viewing the youths Aziz and Taj al-Muluk in his company, they said to one another, “Doubtless our Shaykh is the father of these two youths.” Then quoth the Wazir, “Who among you is the Overseer of the market?” “This is he,” replied they; and behold, he came forward and the Wazir observed him narrowly and saw him to be an old man of grave and dignified carriage, with eunuchs and servants and black slaves. The Syndic greeted them with the greeting of friends and was lavish in his attentions to them: then he seated them by his side and asked them, “Have ye any business which we15 may have the happiness of transacting?” The Minister answered, “Yes; I am an old man, stricken in years, and have with me these two youths, with whom I have travelled through every town and country, entering no great city without tarrying there a full year, that they might take their pleasure in viewing it and come to know its citizens. Now I have visited your town intending to sojourn here for a while; so I want of thee a handsome shop in the best situation, wherein I may establish them, that they may traffic and learn to buy and sell and give and take, whilst they divert themselves with the sight of the place, and be come familiar with the usages of its people.” Quoth the Overseer, “There is no harm in that;” and, looking at the two youths, he was delighted with them and affected them with a warm affection. Now he was a great connoisseur of bewitching glances, preferring the love of boys to that of girls and inclining to the sour rather than the sweet of love. So he said to himself, “This, indeed, is fine game. Glory be to Him who created and fashioned them out of vile water!”16 and rising stood before them like a servant to do them honour. Then he went out and made ready for them a shop which was in the very midst of the Exchange; nor was there any larger or better in the bazar, for it was spacious and handsomely decorated and fitted with shelves of ivory and ebony wood. After this he delivered the keys to the Wazir, who was dressed as an old merchant, saying, “Take them, O my lord, and Allah make it a blessed abiding place to thy two sons!” The Minister took the keys and the three returning to the Khan where they had alighted, bade the servants transport to the shop all their goods and stuffs. — And Shahrazad perceived the dawn of day and ceased saying her permitted say.

  When it was the One Hundred and Thirty-second Night,

  She said, It hath reached me, O auspicious King, that when the Wazir took the shop keys, he went accompanied by Taj al-Muluk and Aziz to the Khan, and they bade the servants transport to the shop all their goods and stuffs and valuables of which they had great store worth treasures of money. And when all this was duly done, they went to the shop and ordered their stock in trade and slept there that night. As soon as morning morrowed the Wazir took the two young men to the Hammam bath where they washed them clean; and they donned rich dresses and scented themselves with essences and enjoyed themselves to the utmost. Now each of the youths was passing fair to look upon, and in the bath they were even as saith the poet,

  “Luck to the Rubber, whose deft hand o’erdies *
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  A frame begotten twixt the lymph and light:17

  He shows the thaumaturgy of his craft, *

  And gathers musk in form of camphor dight.”18

  After bathing they left; and, when the Overseer heard that they had gone to the Hammam, he sat down to await the twain, and presently they came up to him like two gazelles; their cheeks were reddened by the bath and their eyes were darker than ever; their faces shone and they were as two lustrous moons or two branches fruit laden. Now when he saw them he rose forthright and said to them, “O my sons, may your bath profit you always!”19 Where upon Taj al-Muluk replied, with the sweetest of speech, “Allah be bountiful to thee, O my father; why didst thou not come with us and bathe in our company?” Then they both bent over his right hand and kissed it and walked before him to the shop, to entreat him honourably and show their respect for him, for that he was Chief of the Merchants and the market, and he had done them kindness in giving them the shop. When he saw their hips quivering as they moved, desire and longing redoubled on him; and he puffed and snorted and he devoured them with his eyes, for he could not contain himself, repeating the while these two couplets,

  “Here the heart reads a chapter of devotion pure; *

  Nor reads dispute if Heaven in worship partner take:

  No wonder ’tis he trembles walking ‘neath such weight! *

  How much of movement that revolving sphere must

  make.20 “

  Furthermore he said,

  “I saw two charmers treading humble earth. *

  Two I must love an tread they on mine eyes.”

  When they heard this, they conjured him to enter the bath with them a second time. He could hardly believe his ears and hastening thither, went in with them. The Wazir had not yet left the bath; so when he heard of the Overseer’s coming, he came out and meeting him in the middle of the bath hall invited him to enter. He refused, whereupon Taj al-Muluk taking him by the hand walked on one side and Aziz by the other, and carried him into a cabinet; and that impure old man submitted to them, whilst his emotion increased on him. He would have refused, albeit this was what he desired; but the Minister said to him, “They are thy sons; let them wash thee and cleanse thee.” “Allah preserve them to thee!” exclaimed the Overseer, “By Allah your coming and the coming of those with you bring down blessing and good luck upon our city!” And he repeated these two couplets,

  “Thou camest and green grew the hills anew; *

  And sweetest bloom to the bridegroom threw,

  While aloud cried Earth and her earth-borns too *

  ‘Hail and welcome who comest with grace to endue.’”

  They thanked him for this, and Taj al-Muluk ceased not to wash him and to pour water over him and he thought his soul in Paradise. When they had made an end of his service, he blessed them and sat by the side of the Wazir, talking but gazing the while on the youths. Presently, the servants brought them towels, and they dried themselves and donned their dress. Then they went out, and the Minister turned to the Syndic and said to him, “O my lord! verily the bath is the Paradise21 of this world.” Replied the Overseer, “Allah vouchsafe to thee such Paradise, and health to thy sons and guard them from the evil eye! Do ye remember aught that the eloquent have said in praise of the bath.?” Quoth Taj al-Muluk, “I will repeat for thee a pair of couplets;” and he recited,

  The life of the bath is the joy of man’s life,22 *

  Save that time is short for us there to bide:

  A Heaven where irksome it were to stay; *

  A Hell, delightful at entering-tide.”

  When he ended his recital, quoth Aziz, “And I also remember two couplets in praise of the bath.” The Overseer said, “Let me hear them,” so he repeated the following,

  “A house where flowers from stones of granite grow, *

  Seen at its best when hot with living lows:

  Thou deem’st it Hell but here, forsooth, is Heaven, *

  And some like suns and moons within it show.”

  And when he had ended his recital, his verses pleased the Overseer and he wondered at his words and savoured their grace and fecundity and said to them, “By Allah, ye possess both beauty and eloquence. But now listen to me, you twain!” And he began chanting, and recited in song the following verses,

  “O joy of Hell and Heaven! whose tormentry *

  Enquickens frame and soul with lively gree:

  I marvel so delightsome house to view, *

  And most when ‘neath it kindled fires I see:

  Sojourn of bliss to visitors, withal *

  Pools on them pour down tears unceasingly.”

  Then his eye-sight roamed and browsed on the gardens of their beauty and he repeated these two couplets,

  “I went to the house of the keeper-man; *

  He was out, but others to smile began:

  I entered his Heaven23 and then his Hell;24 *

  And I said ‘Bless Málik25 and bless Rizwán.’ “26

  When they heard these verses they were charmed, and the Over seer invited them to his house; but they declined and returned to their own place, to rest from the great heat of the bath. So they took their ease there and ate and drank and passed that night in perfect solace and satisfaction, till morning dawned, when they arose from sleep and making their lesser ablution, prayed the dawn- prayer and drank the morning draught.27 As soon as the sun had risen and the shops and markets opened, they arose and going forth from their place to the bazar opened their shop, which their servants had already furnished, after the handsomest fashion, and had spread with prayer rugs and silken carpets and had placed on the divans a pair of mattresses, each worth an hundred dinars. On every mattress they had disposed a rug of skin fit for a King and edged with a fringe of gold; and a-middlemost the shop stood a third seat still richer, even as the place required. Then Taj al-Muluk sat down on one divan, and Aziz on another, whilst the Wazir seated himself on that in the centre, and the servants stood before them. The city people soon heard of them and crowded about them, so that they sold some of their goods and not a few of their stuffs; for Taj al-Muluk’s beauty and loveliness had become the talk of the town. Thus they passed a trifle of time, and every day the people flocked to them and pressed upon them more and more, till the Wazir, after exhorting Taj al-Muluk to keep his secret, commended him to the care of Aziz and went home, that he might commune with himself alone and cast about for some contrivance which might profit them. Meanwhile, the two young men sat talking and Taj al-Muluk said to Aziz, “Haply some one will come from the Lady Dunya.” So he ceased not expecting this chance days and nights, but his heart was troubled and he knew neither sleep nor rest; for desire had got the mastery of him, and love and longing were sore upon him, so that he renounced the solace of sleep and abstained from meat and drink; yet ceased he not to be like the moon on the night of fullness. Now one day as he sat in the shop, behold, there came up an ancient woman. — And Shahrazad perceived the dawn of day and ceased to say her permitted say.

  When it was the One Hundred and Thirty-third Night,

  She said, It hath reached me, O auspicious King, that the Wazir Dandan continued to Zau al-Makan: Now one day as Taj al-Muluk sat in his shop, behold, there appeared an ancient woman, who came up to him followed by two slave girls. She ceased not advancing till she stood before the shop of Taj al-Muluk and, observing his symmetry and beauty and loveliness, marvelled at his charms and sweated in her petticoat trousers, exclaiming, “Glory to Him who created thee out of vile water, and made thee a temptation to all beholders!” And she fixed her eyes on him and said, “This is not a mortal, he is none other than an angel deserving the highest respect.”28 Then she drew near and saluted him, whereupon he returned her salute and rose to his feet to receive her and smiled in her face (all this by a hint from Aziz); after which he made her sit down by his side and fanned her with a fan, till she was rested and refreshed. Then she turned to Taj al-Muluk and said, “O my son! O thou who art perfect in bodily gifts and spi
ritual graces; say me, art thou of this country?” He replied, in voice the sweetest and in tone the pleasantest, “By Allah, O my mistress, I was never in this land during my life till this time, nor do I abide here save by way of diversion.” Rejoined she, “May the Granter grant thee all honour and prosperity! And what stuffs hast thou brought with thee? Show me something passing fine; for the beauteous should bring nothing but what is beautiful.” When he heard her words, his heart fluttered and he knew not their inner meaning; but Aziz made a sign to him and he replied, “I have everything thou canst desire and especially I have goods that besit none but Kings and King’s daughters; so tell me what stuff thou wantest and for whom, that I may show thee what will be fitting for him.” This he said, that he might learn the meaning of her words; and she rejoined, “I want a stuff fit for the Princess Dunya, daughter of King Shahriman.” Now when the Prince heard the name of his beloved, he joyed with great joy and said to Aziz, “Give me such a parcel.” So Aziz brought it and opened it before Taj al-Muluk who said to the old woman, “Select what will suit her; for these goods are to be found only with me.” She chose stuffs worth a thousand dinars and asked, “How much is this?”; and she ceased not the while to talk with him and rub what was inside her thighs with the palm of her hand. Answered Taj al-Muluk, “Shall I haggle with the like of thee about this paltry price? Praised be Allah who hath acquainted me with thee!” The old woman rejoined, “Allah’s name be upon thee! I commend thy beautiful face to the protection of the Lord of the Daybreak.29 Beautiful face and eloquent speech! Happy she who lieth in thy bosom and claspeth thy waist in her arms and enjoyeth thy youth, especially if she be beautiful and lovely like thyself!” At this, Taj al-Muluk laughed till he fell on his back and said to himself, “O Thou who fulfillest desires human by means of pimping old women! They are the true fulfillers of desires!” Then she asked, “O my son, what is thy name?” and he answered, “My name is Taj al-Muluk, the Crown of Kings.” Quoth she, “This is indeed a name of Kings and King’s sons and thou art clad in merchant’s clothes.” Quoth Aziz, “for the love his parents and family bore him and for the value they set on him, they named him thus.” Replied the old woman, “Thou sayest sooth, Allah guard you both from the evil eye and the envious, though hearts be broken by your charms!” Then she took the stuffs and went her way; but she was amazed at his beauty and stature and symmetry, and she ceased not going till she found the Lady Dunya and said to her, “O my mistress! I have brought thee some handsome stuffs.” Quoth the Princess, “Show me that same”; and the old woman, “O apple of my eye, here it is, turn it over and examine it.” Now when the Princess looked at it she was amazed and said, “O my nurse, this is indeed handsome stuff: I have never seen its like in our city.” “O my lady,” replied the old nurse, “he who sold it me is handsomer still. It would seem as if Rizwan had left the gates of Paradise open in his carelessness, and as if the youth who sold me this stuff had come bodily out of Heaven. I would he might sleep this night with thee and might lie between thy breasts.30 He hath come to thy city with these precious stuffs for amusement’s sake, and he is a temptation to all who set eyes on him.” The Princess laughed at her words and said, “Allah afflict thee, O pernicious old hag! Thou dotest and there is no sense left in thee.” Presently, she resumed, “Give me the stuff that I may look at it anew.” So she gave it her and she took it again and saw that its size was small and its value great. It pleased her, for she had never in her life seen its like, and she exclaimed, “By Allah, this is a handsome stuff!” Answered the old woman, “O my lady, by Allah! if thou sawest its owner thou wouldst know him for the handsomest man on the face of the earth.” Quoth the Lady Dunya, “Didst thou ask him if he had any need, that he might tell us and we might satisfy it?” But the nurse shook her head and said, “The Lord keep thy sagacity! By Allah, he hath a want, may thy skill not fail thee. What! is any man free from wants?” Rejoined the Princess, “Go back to him and salute him and say to him, ‘Our land and town are honoured by thy visit and, if thou have any need, we will fulfil it to thee, on our head and eyes.’ “ So the old woman at once returned to Taj al-Muluk, and when he saw her his heart jumped for joy and gladness and he rose to his feet before her and, taking her hand, seated her by his side. As soon as she was rested, she told him what Princess Dunya had said; and he on hearing it joyed with exceeding joy; his breast dilated to the full; gladness entered his heart and he said to himself, “Verily, I have my need.” Then he asked the old woman, “Haply thou wilt take her a message from me and bring me her answer?”; and she answered, “I hear and I obey.” So he said to Aziz, “Bring me ink-case and paper and a brazen pen.” And when Aziz brought him what he sought, he hent the pen in hand and wrote these lines of poetry,