Philo Vance 12 Novels Complete Bundle

by S. S. Van Dine

  During Markham's year and four months as District Attorney of New York he had often called Vance into conference on matters of grave importance, and in every instance Vance had justified the confidence placed in his judgments. Indeed, to Vance almost entirely belongs the credit for solving the large number of major crimes which occurred during Markham's four years' incumbency. His knowledge of human nature, his wide reading and cultural attainments, his shrewd sense of logic, and his flair for the hidden truth beneath misleading exteriors, all fitted him for the task of criminal investigator--a task which he fulfilled unofficially in connection with the cases which came under Markham's jurisdiction.

  Vance's first case, it will be remembered, had to do with the murder of Alvin Benson;* and had it not been for his participation in that affair I doubt if the truth concerning it would ever have come to light. Then followed the notorious strangling of Margaret Odell#--a murder mystery in which the ordinary methods of police detection would inevitably have failed. And last year the astounding Greene murders (to which I have already referred) would undoubtedly have succeeded had not Vance been able to frustrate their final intent.

  * "The Benson Murder Case" (Scribners 1926)

  # "The 'Canary' Murder Case" (Scribners 1927)

  It was not surprising, therefore, that Markham should have turned to Vance at the very beginning of the Bishop murder case. More and more, I had noticed, he had come to rely on the other's help in his criminal investigations; and in the present instance it was particularly fortunate that he appealed to Vance, for only through an intimate knowledge of the abnormal psychological manifestations of the human mind, such as Vance possessed, could that black, insensate plot have been contravened and the perpetrator unearthed.

  "This whole thing may be a mare's-nest," said Markham, without conviction. "But I thought you might want to come along. . . ."

  "Oh, quite!" Vance gave Markham a sardonic smile. "Sit down a moment and tell me the tale coherently. The corpse won't run away. And it's best to get our facts in some kind of order before we view the remains.--Who are the parties of the first part, for instance? And why the projection of the District Attorney's office into a murder case within an hour of the deceased's passing? All that you've told me so far resolves itself into the utterest nonsense."

  Markham sat down gloomily on the edge of a chair and inspected the end of his cigar.

  "Damn it, Vance! Don't start in with a mysteries-of-Udolpho attitude. The crime--if it is a crime--seems clear-cut enough. It's an unusual method of murder, I'll admit; but it's certainly not senseless. Archery has become quite a fad of late. Bows and arrows are in use to-day in practically every city and college in America."

  "Granted. But it's been a long time since they were used to kill persons named Robin."

  Markham's eyes narrowed, and he looked at Vance searchingly.

  "That idea occurred to you, too, did it?"

  "Occurred to me? It leapt to my brain the moment you mentioned the victim's name." Vance puffed a moment on his cigarette. "'Who Killed Cock Robin?' And with a bow and arrow! . . . Queer how the doggerel learned in childhood clings to the memory.--By the by, what was the unfortunate Mr. Robin's first name?"

  "Joseph, I believe."

  "Neither edifyin' nor suggestive. . . . Any middle name?"

  "See here, Vance!" Markham rose irritably. "What has the murdered man's middle name to do with the case?"

  "I haven't the groggiest. Only, as long as we're going insane we may as well go the whole way. A mere shred of sanity is of no value."

  He rang for Currie and sent him for the telephone directory. Markham protested, but Vance pretended not to hear; and when the directory arrived he thumbed its pages for several moments.

  "Did the departed live on Riverside Drive?" he asked finally, holding his finger on a name he had found.

  "I think he did."

  "Well, well." Vance closed the book, and fixed a quizzically triumphant gaze on the District Attorney. "Markham," he said slowly, "there's only one Joseph Robin listed in the telephone direct'ry. He lives on Riverside Drive, and his middle name is--Cochrane!"

  "What rot is this?" Markham's tone was almost ferocious. "Suppose his name WAS Cochrane: are you seriously suggesting that the fact had anything to do with his being murdered?"

  "'Pon my word, old man, I'm suggesting nothing." Vance shrugged his shoulders slightly. "I'm merely jotting down, so to speak, a few facts in connection with the case. As the matter stands now: a Mr. Joseph Cochrane Robin--to wit: Cock Robin--has been killed by a bow and arrow.--Doesn't that strike even your legal mind as deuced queer?"

  "No!" Markham fairly spat the negative. "The name of the dead man is certainly common enough; and it's a wonder more people haven't been killed or injured with all this revival of archery throughout the country. Moreover, it's wholly possible that Robin's death was the result of an accident."

  "Oh, my aunt!" Vance wagged his head reprovingly. "That fact, even were it true, wouldn't help the situation any. It would only make it queerer. Of the thousands of archery enthusiasts in these fair states, the one with the name of Cock Robin should be accidentally killed with an arrow! Such a supposition would lead us into spiritism and demonology and whatnot. Do you, by any chance, believe in Eblises and Azazels and jinn who go about playing Satanic jokes on mankind?"

  "Must I be a Mohammedan mythologist to admit coincidences?" returned Markham tartly.

  "My dear fellow! The proverbial long arm of coincidence doesn't extend to infinity. There are, after all, laws of probability, based on quite definite mathematical formulas. It would make me sad to think that such men as Laplace* and Czuber and von Kries had lived in vain.--The present situation, however, is even more complicated than you suspect. For instance, you mentioned over the phone that the last person known to have been with Robin before his death is named Sperling."

  * Though Laplace is best known for his "Méchanique Céleste," Vance was here referring to his masterly work, "Théorie Analytique des Probabilités," which Herschel called "the ne plus ultra of mathematical skill and power."

  "And what esoteric significance lies in that fact?"

  "Perhaps you know what Sperling means in German," suggested Vance dulcetly.

  "I've been to High School," retorted Markham. Then his eyes opened slightly, and his body became tense.

  Vance pushed the German dictionary toward him. "Well, anyway, look up the word. We might as well be thorough. I looked it up myself. I was afraid my imagination was playing tricks on me, and I had a yearnin' to see the word in black and white."

  Markham opened the book in silence, and let his eye run down the page. After staring at the word for several moments he drew himself up resolutely, as if fighting off a spell. When he spoke his voice was defiantly belligerent.

  "Sperling means 'sparrow.' Any school boy knows that. What of it?"

  "Oh, to be sure." Vance lit another cigarette languidly. "And any school boy knows the old nursery rhyme entitled 'The Death and Burial of Cock Robin,' what?" He glanced tantalizingly at Markham, who stood immobile, staring out into the spring sunshine. "Since you pretend to be unfamiliar with that childhood classic, permit me to recite the first stanza."

  A chill, as of some unseen spectral presence, passed over me as Vance repeated those old familiar lines:

  "Who killed Cock Robin?

  'I,' said the sparrow,

  'With my bow and arrow.

  I killed Cock Robin.'"

  CHAPTER II

  ON THE ARCHERY RANGE

  (Saturday, April 2; 12.30 p.m.)

  Slowly Markham brought his eyes back to Vance.

  "It's mad," he remarked, like a man confronted with something at once inexplicable and terrifying.

  "Tut, tut!" Vance waved his hand airily. "That's plagiarism. I said it first." (He was striving to overcome his own sense of perplexity by a lightness of attitude.) "And now there really should be an inamorata to bewail Mr. Robin's passing. You recall, perhaps, the
stanza:

  "Who'll be chief mourner?

  'I,' said the dove,

  'I mourn my lost love;

  I'll be chief mourner.'"

  Markham's head jerked slightly, and his fingers beat a nervous tattoo on the table.

  "Good God, Vance! There is a girl in the case. And there's a possibility that jealousy lies at the bottom of this thing."

  "Fancy that, now! I'm afraid the affair is going to develop into a kind of tableau-vivant for grownup kindergartners, what? But that'll make our task easier. All we'll have to do is to find the fly."

  "The fly?"

  "The Musca domestica, to speak pedantically. . . . My dear Markham, have you forgotten?--

  "Who saw him die?

  'I,' said the fly,

  'With my little eye;

  I saw him die.'"

  "Come down to earth!" Markham spoke with acerbity. "This isn't a child's game. It's damned serious business."

  Vance nodded abstractedly.

  "A child's game is sometimes the most serious business in life." His words held a curious, far-away tone. "I don't like this thing--I don't at all like it. There's too much of the child in it--the child born old and with a diseased mind. It's like some hideous perversion." He took a deep inhalation on his cigarette, and made a slight gesture of repugnance. "Give me the details. Let's find out where we stand in this topsy-turvy land."

  Markham again seated himself.

  "I haven't many details. I told you practically everything I know of the case over the phone. Old Professor Dillard called me shortly before I communicated with you--"

  "Dillard? By any chance, Professor Bertrand Dillard?"

  "Yes. The tragedy took place at his house.--You know him?"

  "Not personally. I know him only as the world of science knows him--as one of the greatest living mathematical physicists. I have most of his books.--How did he happen to call you?"

  "I've known him for nearly twenty years. I had mathematics under him at Columbia, and later did some legal work for him. When Robin's body was found he phoned me at once--about half past eleven. I called up Sergeant Heath at the Homicide Bureau and turned the case over to him--although I told him I'd come along personally later on. Then I phoned you. The Sergeant and his men are waiting for me now at the Dillard home."

  "What's the domestic situation there?"

  "The professor, as you probably know, resigned his chair some ten years ago. Since then he's been living in West 75th Street, near the Drive. He took his brother's child--a girl of fifteen--to live with him. She's around twenty-five now. Then there's his protégé, Sigurd Arnesson, who was a classmate of mine at college. The professor adopted him during his junior year. Arnesson is now about forty, an instructor in mathematics at Columbia. He came to this country from Norway when he was three, and was left an orphan five years later. He's something of a mathematical genius, and Dillard evidently saw the makings of a great physicist in him and adopted him."

  "I've heard of Arnesson," nodded Vance. "He recently published some modifications of Mie's theory on the electrodynamics of moving bodies. . . . And do these three--Dillard, Arnesson and the girl--live alone?"

  "With two servants. Dillard appears to have a very comfortable income. They're not very much alone, however. The house is a kind of shrine for mathematicians, and quite a cénacle has developed. Moreover, the girl, who has always gone in for outdoor sports, has her own little social set. I've been at the house several times, and there have always been visitors about--either a serious student or two of the abstract sciences up-stairs in the library, or some noisy young people in the drawing-room below."

  "And Robin?"

  "He belonged to Belle Dillard's set--an oldish young society man who held several archery records. . . ."

  "Yes, I know. I just looked up the name in this book on archery. A Mr. J. C. Robin seems to have made the high scores in several recent championship meets. And I noted, too, that a Mr. Sperling has been the runner-up in several large archery tournaments.--Is Miss Dillard an archer as well?"

  "Yes, quite an enthusiast. In fact, she organized the Riverside Archery Club. Its permanent ranges are at Sperling's home in Scarsdale; but Miss Dillard has rigged up a practice range in the side yard of the professor's 75th-Street house. It was on this range that Robin was killed."

  "Ah! And, as you say, the last person known to have been with him was Sperling. Where is our sparrow now?"

  "I don't know. He was with Robin shortly before the tragedy; but when the body was found he had disappeared. I imagine Heath will have news on that point."

  "And wherein lies the possible motive of jealousy you referred to?" Vance's eyelids had drooped lazily, and he smoked with leisurely but precise deliberation--a sign of his intense interest in what was being told him.

  "Professor Dillard mentioned an attachment between his niece and Robin; and when I asked him who Sperling was and what his status was at the Dillard house, he intimated that Sperling was also a suitor for the girl's hand. I didn't go into the situation over the phone, but the impression I got was that Robin and Sperling were rivals, and that Robin had the better of it."

  "And so the sparrow killed Cock Robin." Vance shook his head dubiously. "It won't do. It's too dashed simple; and it doesn't account for the fiendishly perfect reconstruction of the Cock-Robin rhyme. There's something deeper--something darker and more horrible-in this grotesque business.--Who, by the by, found Robin?"

  "Dillard himself. He had stepped out on the little balcony at the rear of the house, and saw Robin lying below on the practice range, with an arrow through his heart. He went down-stairs immediately--with considerable difficulty, for the old man suffers abominably from gout--and, seeing that the man was dead, phoned me.--That's all the advance information I have."

  "Not what you'd call a blindin' illumination, but still a bit suggestive." Vance got up. "Markham old dear, prepare for something rather bizarre--and damnable. We can rule out accidents and coincidence. While it's true that ordin'ry target arrows--which are made of soft wood and fitted with little bevelled piles--could easily penetrate a person's clothing and chest wall, even when driven with a medium weight bow, the fact that a man named 'Sparrow' should kill a man named Cochrane Robin, with a bow and arrow, precludes any haphazard concatenation of circumstances. Indeed, this incredible set of events proves conclusively that there has been a subtle, diabolical intent beneath the whole affair." He moved toward the door. "Come, let us find out something more about it at what the Austrian police officials eruditely call the situs criminis."

  We left the house at once and drove up-town in Markham's car. Entering Central Park at Fifth Avenue we emerged through the 72nd-Street gate, and a few minutes later were turning off of West End Avenue into 75th Street. The Dillard house--number 391--was on our right, far down the block toward the river. Between it and the Drive, occupying the entire corner, was a large fifteen-story apartment house. The professor's home seemed to nestle, as if for protection, in the shadow of this huge structure.

  The Dillard house was of gray, weather-darkened limestone, and belonged to the days when homes were built for permanency and comfort. The lot on which it stood had a thirty-five-foot frontage, and the house itself was fully twenty-five feet across. The other ten feet of the lot, which formed an areaway separating the house from the apartment structure, was shut off from the street by a ten-foot stone wall with a large iron door in the centre.

  The house was of modified Colonial architecture. A short flight of shallow steps led from the street to a narrow brick-lined porch adorned with four white Corinthian pillars. On the second floor a series of casement windows, paned with rectangular laded glass, extended across the entire width of the house. (These, I learned later, were the windows of the library.) There was something restful and distinctly old-fashioned about the place: it appeared like anything but the scene of a gruesome murder.

  Two police cars were parked near the entrance when we drove up, and a dozen or so cu
rious onlookers had gathered in the street. A patrolman lounged against one of the fluted columns of the porch, gazing at the crowd before him with bored disdain.

  An old butler admitted us and led us into the drawing-room on the left of the entrance hall, where we found Sergeant Ernest Heath and two other men from the Homicide Bureau. The Sergeant, who was standing beside the centre-table smoking, his thumbs hooked in the armholes of his waistcoat, came forward and extended his hand in a friendly greeting to Markham.

  "I'm glad you got here, sir," he said; and the worried look in his cold blue eyes seemed to relax a bit. "I've been waiting for you. There's something damn fishy about this case."

  He caught sight of Vance, who had paused in the background, and his broad pugnacious features crinkled in a good-natured grin.

  "Howdy, Mr. Vance. I had a sneaking idea you'd be lured into this case. What you been up to these many moons?" I could not help comparing this genuine friendliness of the Sergeant's attitude with the hostility of his first meeting with Vance at the time of the Benson case. But much water had run under the bridge since that first encounter in the murdered Alvin's garish living-room; and between Heath and Vance there had grown up a warm attachment, based on a mutual respect and a frank admiration for each other's capabilities.

  Vance held out his hand, and a smile played about the corners of his mouth.

  "The truth is, Sergeant, I've been endeavorin' to discover the lost glories of an Athenian named Menander, a dramatic rival of Philemon's. Silly, what?"