Fashionably Dead in Diapers: Hot Damned Series Book 4
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The child was excited because Heathcliff and Racquel were going to teach him things that a big boy needed to know. Heathcliff and Racquel did not like each other, but the daddy threatened to rip their legs off if they didn’t learn to get along. If he received good grades his mommy promised him a treat. He told her that he would like a baboon for a treat. His silly mommy laughed and laughed at that. He was certain that meant he would be getting a baboon.
The only thing that made him sad was that The Kev and Gemma had to go away. They had to go to their own land and take care of business. His mommy did not want them to go. The child heard his mommy say that they were walking into a motherhumper shitty clusterfuck of epic crapass proportions. The mommy had to wear tape on her mouth for a week after that one. Gemma and The Kev promised to be back in time for the child's daddy to have a ball and chain. The little boy didn't know why his daddy wanted a ball and chain when a baboon would be much more fun to play with.
There were no other children in the compound to play with, but the Baby Demons were so much fun. They taught the child anatomy and new and interesting words that they made him promise not to tell his mommy about. He was good at keeping a secret. His friends Martha and Jane were on a TV show called American Idol. Mommy and Daddy did not let the little boy watch it. After he shifted into the Pillsbury Dough Boy all the TVs were removed from the house. He missed watching Deadliest Catch but he still had a good life. Although a baboon would make it better.
The child was wise beyond his years and young enough to cause tremendous amounts of trouble…thank goodness he was adorable.
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