'Twas a Dark and Delicious Christmas

by Stacey Espino

  She felt nervous watching her boss tap her finger to her lips, as she pondered her suggestion.

  “Put the word out, Carly. I will hire a male. For your initiative and taking charge of the situation, I am promoting you as well.”

  This is it, all these years of waiting are going to pay off.

  Sandy continued. “I am promoting you to Pleasure Tester, our highest position. Well done, Carly, you deserve it.”

  YES!

  After thanking Sandy profusely for believing in her and for the new position, she hurried back to the kitchen to tell her friends the good news. Before she could make it out the door to Sandy’s office, she was called back.

  “Carly, when I hire this male, you’ll be in charge of him.”

  Oh God. Me? In charge of a male? What does that even mean? I haven’t even been around a male in years, well, except for Stu, but he doesn’t count. I have no desire for him. What if I desire this one? Worry about it later, Carly. You are the newest Pleasure Tester!

  After rushing down the hall, she burst into the kitchen. “Holly! Natalie! Guess what?”

  “What?” they answered in unison.

  “I’m the newest Pleasure Tester! Can you believe it? Oh, and Sandy was on board with my intimacy connection theory and she’s going to hire a male. And guess who will be in charge of him?”

  “What?” Holly blurted, clearly unable to control the shock on her face.

  “You heard right, I’m the new Pleasure Tester.”

  “Not that—the male!”

  “She’s going to hire a male and I’m going to be in charge of him. Not sure what I’ll do, though. Maybe I’ll just have him follow me around. He is going to inspire happiness around here!”

  “Oh yeah, he will definitely inspire happiness,” Holly said, and then smirked. “I hope he looks like the hunks on my romance novel covers.”

  “If Sandy wants him to be an inspiration, then it’s almost a guarantee he'll be hot. Now, let’s get started on our list for tonight. More edible panties and some edible massage oils. We’re bringing back the sex, ladies.”

  Holly and Natalie shook their heads.

  ****

  The next night, Christmas Eve, Carly entered the building, but instead of being greeted by her friends, Sandy was there with a strange man. “Good evening, Carly. This is Alex.”

  What a sexy male, she thought, her gaze instantly drawn to his pointed ears. Elf to the core. She looked him up and down, guessing the delicious hunk to be at least six foot. He wore blue jeans with his hands tucked in his pockets, and a grey t-shirt, standing in a relaxed pose like he hadn’t a care in the world. She found it a little silly that he wore black shades inside the building, but when he pulled them down, revealing crystal blue eyes, Carly was rendered speechless. To her a man never looked more delicious.

  Is he looking at me? Oh my god, he just licked his lips. Oh, man and what a set of lips. She felt hot and could only imagine her cheeks were the color of candy apple red.

  “Hi.” Way to make an impression, Carly. Pull it together girl, you’re starting to drool. She reached for Alex’s hand. “My name’s Carly. It’s nice to meet you.”

  Alex shook her hand and his grip seemed to reach right between her legs. “Hello. I think I’m supposed to spend the day with you. Just let me know if I get in the way.”

  You will never be in the way. Oh hell, what did I get myself into?

  “This is Carly’s first day in her new position, Alex, so perhaps you two can learn your new roles together.” Sandy smiled wickedly, and Carly suspected the boss had a little secret knowledge, before she headed back to her office.

  Carly couldn’t believe the male was real, and he was incredibly gorgeous. His body looked as if it was carved from stone. No doubt he worked out every day to get that toned. She noticed his broad shoulders were perfect for holding onto in the throws of passion. He could probably lift her like she weighed no more than a piece of paper. Oh god, what am I thinking? Carly’s mouth started to water as she boldly examined every inch of Alex.

  Clean shaven face, blue eyes and dark silky brown hair. A female could run her fingers through hair like that. Damn he is sexy and he is mine to do whatever I want with tonight. She smiled at Alex. You have no idea what you are in for.

  ****

  Alex had no clue what he was hired for. Being Sandy’s friend, when she asked for his help, he said yes without question. All he knew was he had to follow this female around and help her with whatever she needed. Alex wouldn’t complain. Seeing Carly made his heart skip a beat. She was so beautiful. He’d have no trouble following her around like a puppy.

  The gold ribbons in her hair mesmerized him. Those sparkling eyes looked iridescent, a range of violets, and he imagined his tongue running up and down those cute pointed ears of hers. He had to struggle to keep himself together. The curves of her body were lush and looked appetizing. He wanted to taste every inch of her flesh.

  Sandy said she was starting her new position today, I wonder what it could be? Alex had only heard about this place from Sandy. He knew Carly made sex toys, but nothing more. Maybe she made toys but had become a boss now? Once alone with the cute little elf, he decided to find out more about her.

  “So, Carly, what’s your new position?”

  “Pleasure Tester.”

  Alex almost fell over when he heard the words. Oh, hell yes. I love my life.

  “Well, perhaps we should get moving. I don’t want to be the reason you’re late for your new job.” Alex couldn’t help but grin. A grin he knew was going to last for a while.

  ****

  Carly led the way down the hall. As Pleasure Tester, she needed to pick a random sex toy to test. She was trembling the entire time she was alone with Alex. Was she embarrassed, excited, or nervous? Maybe all of the above. “Here we are, Alex, I’ll just run in and pick a toy, and then we can be on our way.” She hurried inside and chose the closest novelty on a small table near the door and went back to Alex. “I got one.” She held up a hot pink vibrator that looked like it had a bunny attached to it.

  Alex smirked and she nearly lost brain function. He had the sexiest smile she’d ever seen.

  They made their way to the testing room. The bedroom. Carly’s heart pounded. Why am I doing this again? Oh, right, that brilliant idea of humans being connected to elves. Carly’s palms were sweaty. “Um, Alex, you can wait outside while I test this vibrator to see that it’s functioning properly, and then I promise I’ll show you around.”

  “You can’t bring me to heaven and then deny me entrance. I’m going in there with you.” He crossed his arms over his muscled chest and dared her to argue with those hypnotizing eyes of his.

  Carly’s knees almost gave out at the sound of his commanding voice. It was deep, husky, and sensual. She wanted him and he clearly wanted her. The business side of her said it was a great idea and would really put her theory to the test. The female side of her simply said, command me, I am yours.

  Her imagination ran wild, picturing him making love to her, caressing and tasting every inch of her sensitive flesh. After all those years without a man, she could hardly believe she had one right in front of her. And he's all mine. Carly wanted to cut the pleasantries and rip his clothes off. She wanted to taste his flesh. Would he taste sweet or salty? Maybe he would taste of spice, nutmeg or cinnamon.

  She couldn’t speak, so she simply nodded and opened the door to the coveted room. Alex remained close behind her. Very close. She could feel his hot breath fanning the nape of her neck. Chills ran down her spine. Looking around the room, remembering how much she’d desired to be in here, knowing she was now the Pleasure Tester excited and scared her at the same time. What will happen next?

  “Those pictures on the wall are very pretty, don't you think?” She turned to look at Alex and noted he was already watching her, intently. She felt as if his eyes were undressing her right where she stood. “Alex, did you hear me?”

  “Uh, huh.” Sud
denly, he became the hunter and she became his prey. In a sudden move, his strong arms wrapped around her body, pulling her tight against his hard chest. Carly’s heart thudded with anxiety and excitement as his hand came to rest on the small of her back, pressing her tighter to his groin, and she felt the hard length of his cock against her abdomen. She gasped. He was huge.

  Her skin tingled as his other hand roamed up to run his fingers lightly through her hair and then he cupped her head, pulling her closer for a kiss. Soft, strong lips crushed into hers, demanding her response.

  Startled at first, Carly quickly found her groove. She reached for the hem of Alex’s shirt and slid her hands inside, enthralled by his solid body. Oh god, I can’t believe I’m doing this. His abs—I want to lick them.

  Alex slid his tongue seductively over her lips, and she sighed in delicious ecstasy as he thrust it into her mouth, kissing her deeply. His tongue tasted decadent. It mingled with hers, teasing, making her beg for more. She hadn’t kissed a male in what seemed like forever and now she was moaning and couldn’t get enough. Wrapping her arms around his neck she drew him closer to her, but Alex abruptly pulled away. Confused, she scowled at him. What the hell?

  With a devilish grin, Alex took Carly’s hand and guided her to the luxurious bed. Set on a maple wood frame, plush fabrics in ice blue covered the mattress, along with fluffy pillows and the softest sheets ever made. The anticipation of what would happen on those sheets gave her goose bumps.

  “You do have a sex toy to test out, do you not?” He gave her a smirk that promised hours of pleasure. Again, her brain function was temporarily out of service and she nodded.

  “Get on the bed,” Alex commanded.

  Carly obeyed. Her mind and body were willing to do anything for him, as long as he pleasured her. Sitting on the side of the bed facing him, she trembled, waiting for what he would say or do next. The vibrator in her hand felt heavy as lead.

  Her skin tingled as he reached around her neck and removed her halter. With her breasts fully exposed to the chill of the room, her nipples perked instantly. Alex swung her legs around so they were stretched out on the bed.

  And then he took the vibrator.

  She felt her body come alive as he ran his fingers up along the inside of her thighs, lightly brushing her knee with the back of his fingers, giving her chills. He then slid his masterful hands up and under her skirt, making her quiver with excitement. She welcomed the invasion. Carly bit her lip as he found the edge of her panties. Lifting her hips, he easily slid them off.

  “Mmm…black lace panties. You don’t wear something like this unless you want someone to see them.”

  He hovered over her and whispered into her ear, “I hope you’ll enjoy me fucking you, Carly. That is what you want, isn’t it?” He ran his tongue up the length of her extremely sensitive ear. She nearly came from the combination of his tongue and his declaration.

  “Spread your legs for me.”

  Her legs moved as if they had a mind of their own. She shivered with excitement as his fingers owned her body, sliding further up until he found her pussy and she moaned from the heavenly contact. Carly had been wet from the moment he took control, and now, as his fingers rubbed against her slick folds, her pussy ached to be filled. With her head thrown back, she cupped her breasts and tweaked her nipples. His finger penetrated her and he began to thrust in and out, mimicking what his cock would do to her. Slowly he added another finger, stretching her, adding to the delicious friction. She was on the verge of coming when he stopped and pulled out, and if that wasn’t madness, when he licked her juices from his digits, never breaking eye contact, Carly couldn’t contain her whimper of delight.

  Chapter Five

  Alex reached for the vibrator. He was hard as steel for her but wanted to take his time and make the moment last the entire night. Carly was gorgeous and deserved every bit of pleasure he was going to give her. Her pussy was hot and tight as he’d finger-fucked her, and he imagined his cock buried deep inside her, creating more torture for him. He grabbed the pink vibrator and turned it on. A low humming sound filled the room, followed by a higher pitch as he changed the setting. He then placed the pink weapon between her legs and let it rest at the entrance of her pussy, and watched her arch her back and moan in pleasure.

  None of the women Alex tangled with before meant anything other than a release for him. They simply appeased his animal appetite. Carly, though, would be worth it. He fantasized about making love to her. To see her gorgeous face and those cute pointy ears every morning made him hunger for a better life. A life filled with love and lust. Carly, love, I want you to be mine. What am I thinking? I just met her. Worry about it later, right now you have a beautiful female begging you to touch her.

  “You want this inside you?”

  “Yes,” she purred.

  Set on low vibe, he pushed it gently into her pussy, and she was already writhing in pleasure. The bunny-like ears vibrated on her clit, causing her to clench the sheets beside her. Those sexy noises escaping her mouth, made his cock pulse with need, and then he began to thrust the vibrator in and out, slowly at first, then with more demanding strokes. Alex took satisfaction knowing he made her writhe and buck off the bed.

  He enjoyed watching her twist in erotic torture, knowing that he was the one providing her pleasure. It surprised him how much the cute little elf affected him. Damn those noises are so arousing. She moaned louder and louder, sweet seductive sounds that made him dizzy with desire.

  He could feel that she was close to orgasm and wanted to bring her to that peak. Alex continued to thrust in and out, changing the setting to a higher level. The vibrations were faster and harder on her clit. Heady moisture began to trickle from her pussy.

  “Alex!”

  Turning up the setting one more level, he watched her unravel in ecstasy. His cock strained against his jeans at the sight of her on the edge. And then Carly threw her head back and cried out, her tiny hands balled up in the sheets as she screamed his name again, and gave in to a shuddering orgasm. It was the hottest thing he’d ever seen. Watching her filled him with pure male satisfaction. Alex laid down next to her on the massive bed and gingerly ran his fingers up and down her inner thigh.

  ****

  Carly laid still, panting for breath. She was extremely sensitive and quivering as Alex ran his finger along her skin. “I believe that it works,” she said, and giggled.

  How he kept his pants on the entire time was unbelievable. They faced each other on the bed. She reached over to unbutton his jeans, her fingers trembling.

  Why am I so nervous? I can do this. Clearly he wants me. I just met him, but damn, I don’t want this to be some one night stand. Ugh, I really have to stop talking to myself.

  “Do what you want, Carly. I am at your command.”

  “Really? You give up control so easily?”

  His smile not only made her body quiver with lust, it eased her heart as well. “Tonight, baby, I would give up anything for you.”

  She leaned in and kissed him. Her tongue danced with his. He tasted so good, like a mixture of chocolate and licorice. Alex’s hand rested on her cheek—a tender gesture after what he made her do moments ago. She could get used to this.

  “Take these off.” She didn’t even recognize her own voice, but it didn’t matter. All she wanted was to remove his clothes and make love to him. As she helped him undress, she realized he was commando. Even better!

  Her eyes bulged as she saw how big he was. Her hand barely wrapped around his thick cock. “My, how big you are.” She gave him a seductive smile, stroking up and down his silky length. His body trembled in response and it pleased her. With her breasts still exposed, he latched on to her nipple and began to suck. Carly felt pleasure and heat wash over her again as she continued to pump his cock. Wet and ready, she rolled him onto his back.

  “I need you inside me. Now.”

  His cock twitched in her hand. Carly lifted her skirt and straddled him. Impali
ng herself onto his cock in one fluid motion, she gasped from the fullness of him and began to rock back and forth, up and down, grinding her hips over his. Moving slowly at first and then faster, he moved right along with her. Alex’s hands gripped her waist hard, pressing his fingers deeply, she would not be surprised if she had bruises later, but she didn’t care.

  She cupped her breasts and pinched her nipples as she rode him, giving him a sexy smile when he groaned. His cock pumped into her, filling her so perfectly, she knew her orgasm would surface quickly. Both writhing in pleasure, his hips came off the bed to meet her thrusts, forcing his cock deeper, harder inside her. She cried out, meeting his thrusts with her own passionate greed.

  Harder and faster, Carly felt the stirrings of her orgasm drawing near, and with one last delicious pump, they both came in a mutual release. She screamed out his name and collapsed on top of his damp chest, enjoying the pulsing of his cock coming inside her. Panting and sweaty, Alex’s arms came around her and he kissed her forehead gently. Another sweet kiss. I think I’m falling for him.

  Pushing back to look at him, she smiled. “You could put our toy shop out of business.”

  Both spent from their sexfest, they fell asleep in each other’s arms and awoke a few hours later. Carly was the first one up. She studied Alex as he slept. He was adorable, even with the snores. She wanted him for more than one night.

  Moments later, he opened his eyes. “Hey there, my love.”

  My love? “Hey yourself.”

  Could you be any more awkward, Carly? They smiled at each other like a couple of high school kids with a crush. Laughing, she then said, “Alex, I still have to show you around the place.”

  He grinned. “I would much rather you show me what’s under your skirt again.”

  “No, Alex, others need to use this room, too.” She’d love nothing more than to stay in there for a few more hours, but there was still more work to be done.