Twilight Midnight Sun: Edward's version of The Twilight Saga

by E. Cullen

  “Cool, I will be there.”

  Class finally ended, and it was an interesting class. We learned a lot about onions, bad breath, potatoes and all kinds of crazy things. I got to know Bellduh a lot more. I hoped to get to know more about her. That was so awesome.

  The lunch break approached. I looked forward to seeing everyone. Jacub was probably going to be around, stinking up the place. I could not get used to his stench.

  I made my way to the cafeteria. I saw Jacub in the cafeteria. I was surprised to see him socializing with other people. This could have been the beginning of a very beautiful circle of friends. I hoped that things turned out the way that I hoped.

  I made my way to Bellduh, and I sat with her when Alicia approached.

  “Bellduh! I missed you!” Alicia shouted.

  Alicia hugged Bellduh, and we took a walk outside the cafeteria. We went outside for some fresh air. It was nice and cloudy outside. Alicia loved gossiping. I was curious to what she had to gossip about that day.

  Any rumor that went around came from Alicia most of the time. Her stories were pretty crazy, and I didn’t know whether to believe them or not.

  “So like, did you hear about Roosilly and Kermit?” Alicia asked.

  “No… what about them?” Bellduh said.

  Alicia started telling us about what happened during the weekend with Roosilly and Kermit. They were at a house party, and Michael Angelo Shakespeare Knewton was there. Everyone was there, and Kermit ended up getting it on with Michael Angelo Shakespeare Knewton since he was so wasted, and Kermit took advantage of him.

  Not only did they get it on, but someone caught it on camera. Michael Angelo Shakespeare Knewton was flirting with Kermit all night long. The bad part was that Roosilly caught them messing around, but she still wanted to keep her relationship with Kermit.

  It was a total mess. The weird thing was that they all went about their business as if it had never happened. I guess that’s what happens when you get carried away with too much to drink.

  Alicia continued to babble on about that night of craziness, and I had heard enough. However, I humored her and pretended to be interested.

  The day had gone by smoothly. I was anxious to meet up with my family at La Shove Me to play a little volleyball with Bellduh. It was a great opportunity for me to get to know Bellduh better, and she could have gotten to know my family. I hoped that they liked her, and I hoped that she liked them. Bellduh and I approached La Shove Me, and I saw my family goofing around. Bellduh was happy to be there and greet my so-called family.

  “Bellduh! I’m so happy you decided to come,” I said.

  “I wasn’t going to miss it for the world,” Bellduh said.

  Bellduh was happy to see my so-called family together. They greeted Bellduh with smiles. Roosilly greeted Bellduh with a fake smile.

  There were faces that were not familiar to Bellduh. I introduced them. They were our guests, Lowrentz, Jimmy, Zicktoria and this girl named Stephenie. There were also several others that were there to play. Bellduh recognized most of them from school.

  “Everyone, I would like you to meet Bellduh Swansinner. Some of you have already met Bellduh. She is expecting a friendly game of volleyball today. Don’t shove her too hard. I hope we can all get along,” I smirked.

  “Bellduh, it is a pleasure to meet you, I am Lowrentz. I’m from Jamaica, man. You are such a pale girl, like a ghost, man. I guess you don’t get out much. Maybe you should take a trip with me to Jamaica, man,” Lowrentz said.

  “Please to meet you, Lowrentz. I’m very white, and you’re right, I don’t get out much,” Bellduh said.

  Lowrentz was a really nice junkie. He was really short. I practically towered over him. He must be about five feet tall. He was indeed, a really short junkie. He was very friendly. He was the most interesting junkie that I’ve ever met. There was just something about him that was inviting and intriguing. I heard he loved blood that had the scent of sugarcane. I bet he wouldn’t have minded having a taste of Bellduh, but I knew that I wouldn’t let that happen. We were much more civilized than before.

  Lowrentz was topless, with shorts, and he wasn’t wearing shoes. He was very athletic.

  “I’m Jimmy. It’s nice to meet you, Bellduh. I’ve heard a lot about you from Edworth. This is my twin sister, Zicktoria.”

  “Great to meet you guys. Looks like it might rain,” Bellduh said.

  Jimmy was an interesting junkie. He had tattoos all over his body. He had this look on his face like he wanted to smell you all day and all night long. He looked at Bellduh as if he wanted to smell every ounce of her. He looked just like a drug dealer high on meth. He and Zicktoria both spoke with German accents.

  He still gave me the creeps though. Jimmy was very thin, white with dyed pink hair in a ponytail. He was very soft spoken.

  He was looking at me with a smile because he wanted to taste Bellduh.

  Zicktoria had white straight hair with a lot of make-up on. She was in no way dressed for volleyball. It looks like she was ready to go clubbing. She was very glamorous. She was definitely ready to pose for the cover of a magazine.

  “Yes, Bellduh. It really does look like the rain is coming,” Zicktoria said.

  Jimmy inhaled as he stood beside me. It was as if he snorted cocaine since he kept sniffing. Obviously, he loved the smell of Bellduh.

  “Bellduh, you smell fine. What perfume is that? Smells very… unique,” Jimmy said.

  “I don’t recall the name of it. It’s some French name. I think it’s called Aux de Ou La La,” Bellduh said.

  “I’m Stephenie. You look familiar Bellduh. Have we met before?”

  I wondered who Stephenie was. She was kind of weird. She seemed very nice and was very young. She somehow didn’t seem like she belonged here. There was something familiar about her. I couldn’t seem to figure out what is was about her that interested me. She was an unusual junkie.

  “There really is something familiar about you, Stephenie. I don’t think I’ve ever seen you before. Nice to meet you,” Bellduh said.

  “Perhaps, we have met before. Must have been in another life,” Stephenie said.

  “That’s another story; I guess. Your name, Stephenie, is a familiar name. I can’t explain it, but it’s like we’ve met before. That’s so funny,” Bellduh said.

  “Life is weird. Let the games begin,” Stephenie said.

  Everyone started to get into positions.

  “Let’s get this game started!” I shouted.

  The game started, and Bellduh really had no idea what she was doing. I still wanted to see if she has any skills. We were playing, and it was time to have fun. Everyone started to shove each other and faces were in the sand.

  Bellduh had the pleasure of serving the ball. The rain started to pour down as we played. As I slammed the volleyball, with my fist, I slammed Zicktoria in the head, and she fell. She did not take it hard and just giggled.

  Casper was swift to hit the volleyball as Bellduh served. He smashes the ball and sand exploded in everyone’s face. I was happy for him. Roosilly was pretty useless. She should have stayed in a corner and admired herself in a mirror the whole game.

  Roosilly was just standing around whining about everything. She couldn’t even serve the volleyball. She could have at least tried to get the ball over the net. She really sucked at volleyball. She just wanted to show off her pretty nails.

  Kermit and Casper seemed to be alright around each other. Lowrentz was a great server. He kept sucking on his sugarcane. He was not good at stopping the volleyball though. Everyone had their own strength and weaknesses. My only weakness was the scent of Bellduh’s blood.

  Kermit demonstrated his power in every department. He was like a machine. Bellduh continued to serve the volleyball right. We eventually didn’t care to count points any longer. We just wanted to have fun, and so we did. We loved to shove each other.

  Jimmy and I crashed into each other trying to stop Casper’s serve. I actually
managed to land face first in the sand. Everyone was here to play, and there was a lot of competition between the guys and the girls. It was all about who was the best junkie. Everyone knew that I was the best player. I knew how to shove properly. Playing volleyball at La Shove Me really brought out the ego in everyone.

  It was really cut throat. We were all still having a great time.

  “Bellduh, you’re up! Serve them that volleyball nice and hard,” I said.

  Suddenly, out of nowhere, Jacub and his posse approached us.

  The game was done. We all gathered up and stood together to see Jacub approaching. He had the volleyball that Bellduh just hit out of the boundaries. I stood close to Bellduh. Everyone was anxious to leave since the stench was so bad, but we didn’t want to be rude.

  “I think this volleyball belongs to someone here. It was on my property,” said Jacub.

  Lowrentz took the volleyball from Jacub’s hand as Jacub handed it to him.

  “Really, man? I had no idea that was your property, man. It will not happen again, my friend,” Lowrentz said.

  “So… it looks like you were having fun, playing some volleyball. Could you use some extra players?” Jacub asked.

  “We all were just finishing our game. It’s raining out and were all on our way home,” I said.

  “That’s too bad. I got a sweet serve,” Jacub said.

  Jacub and his friends really stunk. I wished that they had left, but they didn’t. We decided to leave since the stink was too much to bare. They ruined our fun. Jacub gave me a fake smile. Things had seemed a little tense. He knew exactly why we wanted to leave.

  “I get it. The smell is too much for ya’ll. Well, enjoy the rain and remember to keep the volleyball off my property. We will be going now. Enjoy the rain,” Jacub said.

  “Same to you, and come back anytime,” Zicktoria said.

  Jacub and his buddies walked away and went back from where they came from, as we all prepared to leave. The game of volleyball didn’t last long, but we still had fun while it lasted.

  Jacub’s stench combined with his buddies was the most unbearable combination of stench known to mankind.

  There was just no way any of us could have been able to last several minutes playing volleyball with Jacub and his smelly gang. Someone had mercy on all of us that day. Jacub was gone away, but he may have been back to play another day.

  Everyone at La Shove Me was thankful to see him leave. I could tell by the desperate look in their eyes.

  Act 14

  Dirty Love

  One day after school was done, Bellduh met up with me. She asked if she could go over to my place and hang out. I wanted to take her to one of my cottages instead. We should have gone there and had fun.

  My cottage was in another part of the dark forest. It was on the opposite side of where people lived. It was very appealing on the outside. There were a lot of windows, and it looked awesome. I looked forward to hanging out with Bellduh. We walked inside the cottage, and it looked empty.

  "What do you think of my cottage, Bellduh?"

  "It's very beautiful. I'm surprised at how nice it is."

  We had a seat on the couch. The room was nice and romantic. We started to talk about school and about the people there. We sat for a couple of hours and had meaningful conversations.

  The front door opened…

  " Urethra! How are you?" I asked.

  “I’m fine now that you’re here,” Urethra said.

  " Bellduh, this is Urethra, my crazy cousin from Canada.

  Bellduh greeted her with a warm smile and open arms.

  "Bellduh, welcome to our cottage. I'm Urethra Cuddles. I was adopted, obviously. I haven't seen you before. I hope to see more of you. You smell good by the way. I’m a vaginal nurse up in the north by the way.”

  Bellduh smiled at Urethra.

  "Yes, Bellduh always smells so good,” I said.

  Urethra continued to small talk. Bellduh must have thought that she was like so interesting. Just when I thought I was alone with Bellduh, Urethra had to interrupt.

  Urethra was beautiful like me, like the female version of me. She smiled more than I did. Her personality was on the ball. She was very charming and warm. She was a catch, and she was a lesbian. If only she weren't my crazy cousin. I wanted to be alone with Bellduh, and she made things awkward. Bellduh had some sort of a girl crush on her. Urethra’s eyes were friendly, sparkling red, and tempting. We were distant cousins, so I didn’t mind admiring her.

  Her lips were red and plump. Her face was bold, and her body was very fit. I bet that Bellduh would have loved to experience her. I wondered if Urethra noticed how perfect Bellduh’s blood was.

  Urethra was really someone I could trust. I knew that she was really starting to lust for Bellduh's bloody sweet blood, and I knew what she was thinking. Her eyes did not lie.

  I wondered what Bellduh was thinking. I couldn’t really read minds; I just got lucky all the time and pretended to be someone that I wasn’t. I was trying to be the one with the cool power. I had hoped that the truth would not get out into the open. I was like the only one in my family that didn’t have a special gift. I was only perfect, of course.

  Urethra was truly the hottest junkie, next to me, of course. She was the hottest vaginal junkie nurse up in Canada.

  Bellduh was mesmerized by her. Bellduh looked like she wanted to pay a visit to the vaginal clinic just to stare into Urethra’s red eyes. That would have been a real treat for Urethra since she could have savored the scent of Bellduh’s beautiful cotton candy blood.

  I felt really bad by my thoughts, but they were just thoughts. I couldn’t help but think the way I did. I was truly evil, at least I thought I was, but I suppose I really wasn’t. I don’t make any sense sometimes. It was not like I could control how I felt about blood. I am what I am, a junkie, of course.

  Urethra had finally left Bellduh and I alone. I took Bellduh to my room so that I could show her around.

  This should have been very interesting. We walked into my bedroom. I loved every second of it.

  "Well Bellduh, how do you like my room?" I asked.

  My room was very messed up. I had my socks and underwear all over the floor. Me action figures were all over the place. Bellduh must have thought that I was such a slob.

  Bellduh had probably never pictured my bedroom would look like a disaster. After seeing how I was at school, she probably pictured my room being perfect.

  It didn't even smell like socks in my bedroom.

  My bed was large and was very cozy. I had a zebra striped blanket covering my bed. I never slept, but I still loved to get cozy on my bed. Bellduh seemed very intrigued at that point.

  I showed her what I liked to do in my spare time. I was practicing for the Black Swan auditions, so I told her that did ballet dancing, and I had violin music that I was about to play for Bellduh. I pulled out my ballet shoes from underneath my bed as if they were hiding from the world. I also put on my leotards for Bellduh.

  Bellduh must have been wondering who I really was. She never would have guessed.

  "I used to play my drums, but I stopped playing since I got bored of it," I said.

  "What are you going to play for me, Edworth?"

  "Lie down on my bed and make yourself cozy, Bellduh. I'm going to surprise you with something nice."

  I stood up, and Bellduh got comfortable on my bed. I got my ballerina music ready, and I was about to dance like no one was watching while I wore my tight ballet outfit.

  Bellduh had a serious look on her face. She took this very seriously. All this from someone I didn't take too seriously since I just wanted her blood in my mouth.

  A romantic tune played while I slowly lost myself in a dance. I closed my eyes and opened them occasionally to look deep into Bellduh's eyes.

  I was very passionate as I admired her innocence. I couldn’t believe that I was doing my thing in front of Bellduh.

  This was very romantic and very tense. I t
hought that Bellduh wanted to make love. I bet she was slowly undressing me with her eyes.

  As I danced as if no one was watching, I had pictured the room filled with a romantic mist to set the mood. Bellduh looked very aroused at my dance movements. It was as if I was speaking to Bellduh through my dancing.

  I loved every moment of it. I was very excited to please Bellduh. I through my legs in the air and I was perfect.

  She probably wished that I would have stopped dancing and just got it on with her. I wished that I could have sucked on Bellduh's blood. That would be a dream come true for me. I should have just jumped at her and sucked her blood while her eyes were closed. It was too much for me to handle. Her blood was too much, and it smelled too dangerous in a good way.

  I was such a tease, and it made Bellduh shiver. I lost myself as I danced for Bellduh. I was craving her blood so bad. I thought that if Bellduh had let me taste some of her blood, I would not have been able to stop.

  I finally finished my romantic, lusty dance. As soon as I finished, Bellduh applauded.

  We were on my bed, and we just sat there and had small talk. It seemed too early in our relationship to even kiss. She could have kissed me at any time, but she doesn't.

  We had spent the rest of the time just talking about school and some other weird stuff. We have a great time together.

  My dad was rarely home. I was used to my dad coming home really late. Sometimes he was out for days. He loved the outdoors. Bellduh and I stayed up really late and spent the rest of my night on the couch. I never slept, but I still liked to close my eyes and dream.

  I missed the days where I actually used to sleep. It must have been all the caffeine pills that I’ve tried. I was normal and wished for a better life. I kind of missed being normal. Bellduh and I moved around from the couch to my bed. We were very indecisive. We played checkers and video games. We went back on my bed and just stared at the ceiling.

  Bellduh decided to get her bag, and there was a package that Derek Yucky gave her. Bellduh was too busy thinking about me that she almost forgot about it. I was very curious, so Bellduh opened the package.