Twilight Midnight Sun: Edward's version of The Twilight Saga

by E. Cullen

  There were pictures and a lot of pictures. My mouth dropped. They were frame by frame pictures of Bellduh practicing her witchcraft with her friends. She was practicing witchcraft in the nude with her weird friends. What a pervert Derek was.

  There was also a note, which Bellduh read:

  "Bellduh, I took these pictures and you showed your true self. You really are a wicked witch of the west. What exactly will you do for me now that I have your pictures to show to the world? We are all different, but you and your friends are witches. I tell you what, if you pay me, I will keep your secret safe. By the way, I don't mean pay me with money. I think you get the idea, Bellduh. Your days of putting spells on the town of Eclipse are over."

  Yours Truly,

  Derek Yucky

  This could have ruined Bellduh. Bellduh would have to relocate to avoid the humiliation, and being burned to a crisp. The town of Eclipse looked down on witchcraft. If anyone saw those pictures, Bellduh and her friends were doomed. There was only one thing to do. I had to think very fast.

  Derek Yucky had made a big mistake. It was the biggest mistake since sliced bacon. He was going to get paid for sure. I thought about bringing him over to my place for some blood and cheese and act like the whole thing was like no big deal, though Bellduh was a witch.

  I was going to take care of the situation since it was critical. Derek Yucky was going to get paid with his own blood. It was time to plan the whole thing out, and I had so much to do before my next manicure.

  Derek Yucky was going to pay for his actions. I might have had to tell my dad about the situation since he might have wanted blood. We would have had a drink or two of Derek Yucky’s blood that probably tasted like sushi. Yes, it was going to be a feast indeed.

  I didn't want this, yet I lived for it and could not wait to have a taste. Bellduh and I just wanted to be left alone so that we could be silly together. I was still a junkie, and I needed to look out for myself. I was a junkie that was just trying to be normal and fit in. Bellduh was also trying to fit in as a person, but she was a wicked witch from the west, not that there was anything wrong with that.

  Bellduh decided to stay the night so that we could be silly together. As we relaxed on my bed, we closed our eyes and recited our favorite bible quotes. All I thought about was Bellduh until my head hurt. I loved the peaceful times together.

  I hoped that Bellduh had fantasies of me. All I wanted that night was Bellduh to hold me tight. I held her tight and I hadn’t felt so loved in a while.

  I was very playful with having Bellduh by my side. I started to smell Bellduh’s bloody scent. I looked out the window, and the sky was clear and the stars were romantic.

  Bellduh’s scent was fresh and the forest breeze that was just right. Things were peaceful and romantic. Everyone would have envied me because I had what everyone wanted. I enjoyed every moment of Bellduh’s bloody scent.

  Act 15

  Sir Carsmile Cuddles

  The night was long, and I opened my eyes since Bellduh and I had managed to close our eyes and dream. The thunder outside had awakened us. Bellduh and I had decided to discuss our dreams. I told Bellduh to be totally honest with me about her dream. Bellduh told me that she felt so bad that she had a special craving for someone familiar to me. She had to admit that she couldn’t help but dream of my distant cousin that she had never met. Sir Carsmile Cuddles was my distant cousin from an unknown land, and I was a little disappointed, but not surprised since he was a Cuddles.

  I wondered how Bellduh could have known about my distant cousin. I had no idea since Bellduh was weird. Bellduh probably wondered what it would have been like to have him romance her to death. Her spells must have triggered her imagination. The night was young, and I craved Bellduh’s blood immediately. Bellduh and I closed our eyes. She wanted to tell me what she had dreamt of. Bellduh began to tell me about her dream…

  She found herself in Sir Carsmile Cuddle’s home. I was not there. The living room was romantic and misty. She decided to take my hand, and she used a spell to show me what she saw and felt. She was in a very large room with a piano, candle light, and large bed with a silk spread nearby, and there was a table of hot chocolate with marshmallows melting down. There was also a monkey nearby. I didn’t see any cheese or crackers.

  The room was filled with a light mist that surrounded Bellduh. She could somehow smell my distant cousin’s amazing scent. He was near, and Bellduh's blood smelled divine to him. He came closer to her, which made me rather uncomfortable.

  She wondered if he would give her a massage with his large hands. She hoped that he gave her a massage to remember and wanted to make out with him.

  Bellduh wanted him to take her hand and kiss it. She watched as he walked slowly out of the mist, and walked to her. He was dressed in an expensive looking suit. He was dressed to drink.

  He had a bottle of blood accompanied by two wine glasses. He had very good taste. He confronted Bellduh with his seductive face and perfect hair, but it wasn’t as perfect as mine, yet it was a nice effort. Sir Carsmile Cuddles told Bellduh how he wanted her from the start. Since the first time their eyes met, he was amazed at Bellduh’s mysterious ways. I had no idea where they had met before. I was suspicious that Bellduh had dreamt of him before. He told Bellduh that he thought about her and her beautiful scent. He had been waiting for Bellduh to come into the tanning salon so that she could tan that pale skin of hers. He wanted to examine every part of her body. I thought that was like so weird.

  Bellduh fell for my distant cousin’s kind words in a heartbeat. She was more beautiful than he had remembered.

  Bellduh asked about his piano that was in the room.

  He didn't mean to brag, but as a matter of fact, yes, it was his piano. He had originally bought it for another woman, but he wanted to wait for Bellduh to find him. A monkey had come out to play the piano as they started to dance together as if they were in a dance contest.

  Bellduh actually had never had the pleasure of dancing foolishly with another guy. I hated every second of it. She wanted to learn though, and she didn’t care that she looked like a clown.

  Sir Carsmile Cuddles took her hand and took Bellduh to the dance floor. They danced side by side, and he smiled at her. I watched in disgust. Sir Carsmile Cuddles was my enemy, not my distant cousin.

  He told Bellduh to dance for him. He wanted to watch her play the piano. He had some sort of fetish for girls and pianos.

  Bellduh refused at first since she had no experience at all and did not want to disappoint him.

  He told Bellduh that he wanted to hear her call him Carsmile. He told her to give the piano a try.

  She agreed that she could do that. She asked him not to laugh at her since she was so nervous and sweaty.

  He told Bellduh to begin playing the piano. He was excited to hear Bellduh play. He was as giddy as a happy dog.

  Bellduh nervously started to play the piano. At first her fingers rattled, but then she started to get the hang of it. She had no idea what type of tune she was playing, but he loved it, but I thought that he was just being polite so that he could suck on Bellduh’s blood.

  She told him that she thought she was horrible and that she would put a spell on him if he laughed at her. She felt that her piano sounded like a cat screaming in agony. She quickly looked at Sir Carsmile Cuddles, and he was obviously holding in his laughter. I tried not to giggle, though I was certain that Bellduh would not put an evil spell on me. I had my right hand covering my mouth. Bellduh was blushing like a tomato since she knew that I found the whole thing humorous.

  She could tell that she was a joke. Bellduh was so embarrassed that she just wanted to run away. She hoped that everything would be fine.

  Bellduh continued to play for him. Her piano playing had suddenly sounded more like a screaming baby. Sir Carsmile Cuddles stopped Bellduh from further humiliating herself. He grabbed her hands from further contaminating the piano.

  He placed his arms around her and pl
aced his hands on Bellduh. She stopped playing the piano for eternity. He gave Bellduh a smile as she gazed into his red eyes.

  He told her that her piano playing was memorable in a bad way. Bellduh wanted to continue playing for him, but he told her the truth. He told Bellduh that she was horrible and that she was not to look at a piano ever again. Bellduh still adored him.

  He showed Bellduh how he loved to dance while the piano was being played.

  The monkey began to play his piano as she watched every moment while he danced in his underwear. She kept an eye on his muscular body as he danced the night away.

  She thought he was very romantic. She watched his eyes, his lips and watched every step he took. There was a lot of passion in Sir Carsmile Cuddles.

  Bellduh wanted to kiss him right then and there. My mouth had watered with jealousy. She wanted him to tear her clothes off and make love to her on the piano as the monkey watched. That was a weird fetish indeed. I supposed that witches were just weird.

  It started to thunderstorm, but the mood was still romantic and peaceful. My distant cousin could smell Bellduh’s blood, which smelled like freshly baked lasagna.

  He continued to entertain Bellduh as she adored him. He began to juggle bananas as if he was entertaining Bellduh in some sort of a freak show. The monkey applauded when he was done his foolish act. After he had finished, he carried her to the large bed nearby. They relaxed on the bed, and he was gazing deep into Bellduh's eyes. He ran his fingers around her neck and touched her hair as she touched his impressive hair.

  He kissed her around the neck and made his way to her lips, and their mouths were locked with passion as I watched in agony. The monkey was making a video of the whole thing. The monkey also seemed to have noticed me and offered me a banana, but I kindly declined. Sir Carsmile Cuddles started to take her clothes off her body, and my mouth watered with eagerness.

  His hands on Bellduh filled my mind with dirty thoughts of bloody milkshakes with whipped cream on top. I didn’t mind treating myself to junk food once in a while, though I was watching my figure. I knew that I couldn’t really ruin my figure, but I liked to think like a normal person, since it was one of the steps of fitting in. Bellduh enjoyed the whole thing way too much for my liking. Things were getting too hot for me to handle. He happened to have a bottle of scented massage oil that he wanted to use on Bellduh. He told her to get comfortable so that he could blow on her and massage her body. My distant cousin had some nerve. He took the bottle of oil and let the oil drip all over Bellduh’s ravishing body.

  It tickled her at first, and I found it funny. He started to run his hands on her upper neck area. His hands slowly made their way down, with his fingers pressing gently. His hands massaged her lower back, and he moved his hands up and down her back area. His strong hands made their way down to her butt, as he squeezes her cheeks. He started to massage the back of Bellduh's thighs and moved his hands slowly in every direction.

  After a soothing back massage, I wanted one for myself since it looked very tempting. He asked Bellduh to turn around so he could massage her front side. She slowly turned, and she was now on her back. Bellduh had a lot of chest hair. I guessed it was genetic. Sir Carsmile Cuddles took the oil bottle and let the oil drip on her body. She smiled as he started to massage her upper body. She closed her eyes as he began. He started to rub her neck gently and made his way down to her private area. He rubbed them delicately and made his way slowly down to her legs. His hands rubbed her legs. He placed one leg at a time up over his shoulder as he massaged them. After massaging her legs, he then started with a foot massage.

  Bellduh felt like she was in Heaven. He knew exactly how to use his hands. Every move was perfect, and the timing was flawless. I did my best to learn from the master. He started to massage her private area with his tongue. He must have studied the art of gynecology. He was that good at what he did. He used his whole mouth on Bellduh's private part.

  Bellduh said to him that he could have her for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dessert. He was really amazing at pleasing her. He was very passionate. He kissed Bellduh all around while she grabbed his almost perfect hair with her hands as he continued to help himself to Bellduh. They switched positions, and he continued on Bellduh. He was like royalty according to Bellduh.

  He was all over Bellduh. He made sweet passionate love to her while the monkey and I watched on in envy. He was a professional love maker with his lips and hands. He could have given a lot of guys some tips on how to make love. After having passionate moments together, they stayed in bed holding each other. I couldn’t believe that it was over so soon. It seemed to end just like that. The romance between Sir Carsmile Cuddles and Bellduh stayed in my mind forever. I wondered if Bellduh would ever be the same.

  Act 16

  Puppy Chow

  Jacub was not around school much. I heard a rumor that he had been turned into a puppy. I wondered if Bellduh’s friends had anything to do with it. I started to worry about Jacub. I wondered if he was eating puppy chow. I did have some feelings for him. I was a junkie, but not really a monster. I still cared somewhat about others. Jacub may have been different, but he was still a person and had feelings. I hadn’t even seen his friends around either. I didn’t care that much about them. I was more interested in Jacub. He might not have even been in Eclipse for all that I knew.

  I wondered if he was on some sort of vacation. He could have been in a dog pound. I hoped that he was not captured. I wondered where in the world Jacub would go on vacation. The town of Eclipse just didn’t feel the same without Jacub and his little gang.

  The day had finally ended. I made my way home, and I could see Jacub across from me. He was waiting for me, as I walked in the dark forest, and it suddenly started to rain.

  I wondered why Jacub was waiting for me. He looked kind of silly as a puppy. I knew it was him, and the rumors were true. He still smelled nasty as usual. That was not a surprise since Jacub had the worst hygiene in Eclipse.

  That day he carried a different scent, like blue cheese with garlic sauce, onion rings, and fried chicken. It was an interesting combination. He didn’t look happy to see me even if he had a puppy face.

  “Jacub! Where have you been hiding?” I asked.

  “I know what you are, Edworth! You and your family are junkies from that circus freak show. I came here to tell you to stay away from Bellduh. Witches and junkies don’t belong together. Does she even know about you?”

  “Of course she does. Stay away from Bellduh? Why? What are you talking about?”

  “Listen here, Edworth, my uncle told me about your unusual kind. I believe the two of you have met. His name is Silly Blacky. He told me everything! You used to be in the circus freak show. Look, I know what you are, and I came here to bully you and to tell you to stay the hell away from Bellduh. She isn’t like you. Don’t underestimate me, Edworth. My kind may stink, but we're not stupid. Edworth, if you come onto our property again, we will egg your home.”

  “Did Bellduh turn you into a puppy?”

  “Don’t make fun of me, Edworth! You are a junkie! You are the epitome of evil! You are so mean! Don’t worry, Edworth, I won’t tell anyone about you. Why are you even in school? It’s not like you need to learn anything. You are a true bloodsucker. You have no business even socializing with normal people. This business is not over between us. You will be seeing more and more of my kind. Keep away from Bellduh. Stay out of Eclipse High. You should just leave Eclipse if you know what’s best.”

  I was truly shocked to hear Jacub talk to me like that. It hurt my feelings.

  “After all the things I’ve done for you, Jacub, this is the respect I get? I was about to offer to buy you some puppy treats, but that deal is off!”

  “Things are different now. You fooled me once with your beauty, and made we want to be just like you, Edworth, but now I have seen the light. Being turned into a puppy has changed me.”

  “My kind are all part of a puppy pack now that the c
urse has been put on us. We may not be strong, but together we pack a strong stink!”

  I giggled at Jacub.

  “There is nothing funny here, Edworth! Don’t laugh at me, there is nothing funny about my kind!”

  Jacub was such a joke. I actually felt really bad for him and his kind. His little cute puppy pack were pathetic. I always wanted a puppy. The only thing was that I wouldn’t have been able to handle the stink of Jacub. He was a true repellent. At least he had a gift for self-defense.

  “You made your point, Jacub. If you don’t mind, I would like to be on my way home. I’m thirsty you know, and a man’s got to drink.”

  “Remember what I told you, Edworth. You’ve been warned. This will not be the last time I see you.”

  “Until we meet again, Jacub.”

  “Edworth, trust me, we will see each other again.”

  Jacub barked at me and finally went away. I made my way home.

  My dad was not home. There were so many questions I have for him. Too much was going on. I went on the couch and stared at the fire. I was worried, and I didn’t know what to do next. I was bothered by the big question that haunted me. I wondered when I was going to turn Bellduh into a junkie like me. That was the only way we could be together forever and ever.

  Act 17

  Guess What I Am

  I planned to confront Bellduh and hoped to turn her into what I was. I was a junkie, and that was life. I couldn’t take the suffering anymore. The whole thing was getting out of hand. We needed to be open if anything was going to work. Keeping secrets from each other was not going to help improve our relationship. It was just making my life worse. The town of Eclipse was just full of surprises. Nothing really surprised me anymore. I embraced everything that came my way.

  The longer Bellduh and I waited; the harder things would be. I wondered if Bellduh could be as open as I could. It would have been the best way to go. I was good at influencing people, so I was going to do my best to make things go the way I wanted them to.