Allergic 2 Broke

by Carrey, Teruka

  Trey was no pussy when it came to throwing hands, but he had his little brother Jeff with him, and he had a mental condition. Trey knew that he couldn’t put his foot in Timmy’s ass today. He just wanted to keep peace.

  Timmy grabbed Quita by the arm and pulled her closer to him.

  “Look little nigga she with me now, so here’s a fair warning. Don’t ever let me catch you up in her face again or I will fuck you up.”

  “Is that a fuckin’ threat?” Trey asked getting up in Timmy’s face.

  “No nigga I don’t make threats, it’s a promise.” Trey just smiled and backed up.

  Quita grabbed Timmy by his Karl Kani shirt, and pulled him back so he wouldn’t swing on Trey.

  “Come on don’t trip, it was nothing,” Quita told Timmy.

  “Yo Quita, I’ll holla at you later!” Trey yelled walking away.

  “Damn Timmy, why you always be trippin’out on me?” Quita asked.

  “I told you Quita, I’m feeling you and I won’t let nobody fuck that up,” Timmy told her.

  “Well I’m not going anywhere, so chill,” Quita told him sealing her words with a passionate kiss.

  Quita and Timmy held hands walking around the mall. They talked eating pretzels and cookies from the American Cookie Company. When they left the mall she had all kinds of bags. Quita was going to make sure she was the flyest bitch in the party at Timmy’s expense.

  Chapter 5

  Kali was sitting on the bed smoking an L of some fire. She was waiting on Raekwon, her creep for about three months, to come through. They knew each other from around town, but of course they hooked up in the club and they hit it off from there.

  Kwon was a bonified whore who had mad bitches all over town fighting over him and having his babies. One thing about him though was that he took care of all of them, so they didn’t want for shit.

  There would be times when Kali and this nigga would sit outside the club and watch those stupid chicken heads fight over him. They would laugh about it. For some dumb ass reason Kali was turned on by all the drama that came with fucking with that nigga. She figured that nigga paid for everything she wanted and laid pipe like he went to school for that shit. Even his head game was ridiculous. For those reasons she didn’t really sweat the other shit.

  The sound of the doorbell interrupted her thoughts. She just sat there for a minute or so, not wanting him to think she was too pressed. She grabbed the cordless phone off the base so she could make it look like she was on a call. By the time she reached the door he begun knocking on the door calling out her name.

  Kali greeted him at the door with a smile and her hot pink and baby blue panty and bra set. When Kali opened the door his bottom lip hit the floor.

  “Damn baby you look thexy as fuck!” Kwon said grabbing his dick. “That means thick and sexy.”

  “Thanks baby,” Kali said being modest. She knew that she was looking good.

  Kwon had a fucked up lisp, and he was a chunky butt. Some bitches thought it was sexy, but to others it was a turn off. Don’t get it fucked up Kwon was cute as fuck, but he could sometimes be an asshole and that made him unattractive.

  “Yo, shorty you still rolling out with me today or what?” Kwon asked her.

  “Aww, damn nigga I forgot. I told my sister Quita we would have a girl’s day out today ‘cause Timmy is being a dick head. They been beefing since that party I told you he took her to the other night,” Kali said.

  “Shit ma, you know that nigga still fuck wit Tasha right? The nigga told me shorty be buggin’ on him ‘cause he don’t see his kids like that.”

  “Well, I’m not trying to be funny or nothing but that’s Quita’s problem. She knows how his ass is and she stays fucking with his triflin’ass. He must be telling her some sweet shit.”

  “Where’s my little cousin at anyway?” He asked Kali referring to Quita.

  “She at Rae’s crib smoking. Why?” Kali asked.

  “Don’t worry bout it,” he said her grabbing her in a headlock.

  “Stop playing nigga before you fuck up my hair. I just finished doing it,” she spat

  “Oh girl, I’m not gonna fuck up ya little up do. I’ll get it done if I mess it up,” Kwon told her.

  Kwon flopped on the couch and kicked off his shoes like he was at home. He started flipping through the channels on Kali’s 13-inch color TV. Finally he settled on Sports Center to get the score from last night’s basketball game. Kali disappeared into the kitchen to fix him a plate of leftovers.

  He missed the game because he was laid up the night before with one of his many jump offs. Her name was Danielle a.k.a Danni. Now she was the bottom of the barrel. She had a scratchy ass voice and was fat as fuck. To make matters worse she would get drunk at the club and piss all over herself. Yuck! When Kwon came over Kali knew the drill. He always wanted a plate of food, some pussy, and some head. Kali came back into the living room with a plate of spaghetti garlic bread, and a small tossed salad for Kwon to eat.

  “Here you go,” she handed him the plate.

  “Damn baby this look good as a mufucka, but I don’t eat everybody’s spaghetti,” Kwon told her.

  “What!” Kali stood there with her hands on her hips pissed.

  “Chill out girl I’m gonna eat the food. I’m just fucking with you. On the real though I don’t normally eat all females spaghetti ‘cause they be on some other shit.”

  “Well don’t worry bout me, I ain’t trying to trap ya ass it’s not that serious,” Kali told him rolling her eyes.

  “I didn’t mean to hurt ya feelings baby, I’m just careful,” Kwon said trying to reassure her.

  “Oh you good, don’t sweat it ‘cause I’m not. Look I’ll be right back I need to get in the shower before we pull out.” She walked towards the stairs.

  “Make sure you wash it good I might wanna suck on it later!” Kwon yelled to her.

  “Shut up you fuckin’ freak, ‘cause my pussy always clean. Oh yeah, you gonna do that anyway,” she disappeared up the stairs.

  Kali picked out an all black cat suit with the shoes and bag to match. She went over to her stereo player and listened to R-Kelly’s 12 Play album while she showered.

  Kwon was on the couch finishing the plate Kali made for him when Quita walked in the house. She had a blunt in her hand.

  She opened the door to see Kwon sitting on the couch watching TV with his feet propped up.

  “What the fuck you doing over here?” She asked him taking a pull from her L.

  “Damn cuz what I do to you? Hello to you too.” Kwon said.

  “Nothing, where is my sister?” Quita asked.

  “She’s upstairs in the shower,” Kwon said. “Damn girl why every time I see you, you got an attitude?” He asked.

  “Cause I can nigga. I’m grown,” she spat.

  “What’s wrong? Timmy not dickin’ you down good enough?” Quita ignored his smart comment and gave him the middle finger

  “Cuz, I’m just fucking with you. Stop being so mean. On the real baby girl you need to leave that bum ass nigga alone. You do know his ass still fuck with Tasha right?” Kwon asked her.

  “Yeah I know what the fuck he does. I might be some dumb, but I’m not plum dumb,” Quita told him snapping her neck around.

  Quita honestly couldn’t stand Kwon’s guts, but she did love him. True they were cousins, but he walked around thinking his shit didn’t stink. Quita couldn’t stand a mafucka that thought they were better than she was, male or female. She went into the kitchen to find something to eat. It didn’t matter what she ate because she had the munchies from the fatty she had just took to the head.

  After searching through Kali’s fridge Quita decided to make a fried bologna sandwich with mustard. Quita knew that Timmy had one or two other bitches but she was tired of dealing with the baby momma shit. She knew she had to leave him alone sooner or later because she wanted more out of life.

  Kali came downstairs looking like a million bucks! She had her hair in a
tight bun with bangs. She had on some big ass gold Bamboo earrings, and gold necklace that had the initial K on it, to add some extra spice to her outfit.

  “Damn sis, I ain’t trying too be funny, but you look good as hell.”

  “Thank you,” Kali said feeling herself. She was geeked because it was rare to have Kwon all to herself. He was busy trying to please so many bitches that he never really had time to spend with Kali.

  Quita was felling fucked up because her sister was with her man and they were going out of town to spend some quality time together while she was stuck at home babysitting. She was in need of some male companionship, and she was yet to hear from Timmy. Quita had been calling his cell and paging him for three days non-stop, and he wasn’t even returning any of her calls. ‘That sorry ass mufucka is probably laid up with one of his other bitches, but its all good ‘cause I ma call Trey and fuck on his ho ass!’ She thought.

  “What’s wrong with you Quita?” Kali asked her.

  “Huh, oh nothing I was just thinking,” Quita dryly told her.

  “What you thinking bout, Timmy’s ass?” Kali asked.

  “No I’m not…..shut up you make me sick,” Quita said rolling her eyes.

  “Anyway, how was the party that nigga took you to the other night?” Kali asked.

  “I didn’t tell you what happened?”

  “No heifer, you didn’t, that why I’m asking you now,” Kali said.

  “Oh, I musta told Lexi what happened. Girl, it was a pajama party, and you know I went to Victoria’s Secret to get me some hot shit to rock. This nigga didn’t leave my side all fuckin’ night. He followed my ass everywhere even to the bathroom girl. I had a decent time but not like I would have if it was just me and my girls,” Quita said.

  “Aww, I’m sorry you didn’t have a blast. The next time I’m going and we can shut that shit down,” Kali told her.

  “Look I hate to break this up Kali, but we need to roll out. I got a schedule to maintain, and right now y’all fucking that up. Quita you can fill her in later,” Kwon told her butting in.

  Quita looked at him, frowned up her face and rolled her eyes. Kali got off the couch and grabbed her over night bag and headed out the door.

  “Bye. Ya’ll, be safe,” Quita said in a sad tone.

  “Later little sis, I’ll call you when we touch down,” Kali told her closing the door behind her.

  Kali and Kwon hit the highway 77 South to Charlotte, North Carolina. Kwon had to make a drug run and visit his supplier for more work. He and Kali were getting high the whole trip and Kali was glad she came because it was free weed and a chance to chill with her boo. She loved her baby girl, but she needed to get away from home for a couple of days because playing mommy sometimes got stressful.

  Kali was paranoid the entire time, thinking something was wrong with her daughter Naja. She trusted Quita babysitting her, but she was always worried that something might go wrong and Quita wouldn’t know what to do. She accidently left her cell at the crib and Kwon’s phone wasn’t getting service in the mountains. She would have to wait to call Quita when they got to North Carolina.

  They arrived in Charlotte around five that evening and Kali was in awe of the scenery. She had never been out of Dub V so this was a change for her. Even the air smelled different. As they drove through different neighborhoods she was really feeling the city. ‘Hell I might have to move down here one day,” she thought.

  Their first stop was to a raggedy ass crack spot. At first Kali was scared, but Kwon assured her she was safe.

  “Never mind nigga you can go up in there by yourself, I’ll wait in the car,” Kali told himchecking to make sure her door was locked and secure.

  “Boo I told you everything is good. Your here with me, so chill,” Kwon said rubbing her neck to ease her thoughts. Against her better judgment she followed behind Kwon into the crack spot.

  When they got in the crib niggas and bitches were everywhere. Some dudes were shooting craps, playing the play station and talking shit. Kwon asked a freckle faced dude where his supplier Raddah was.

  “That nigga upstairs first room on the right,” Freckle Face told them while staring at Kali’s breast the whole time. Kwon led Kali up the steps.

  When they made it to the room where Raddah was Kali was blown away. There were bitches packing dope in baggies in nothing but panties. Unlike Quita, Kali had never seen anything like this before. She wanted to turn around and bolt out of the door but she kept her cool. She just stood there smoking on her cigarette like she was accustomed to this type of lifestyle. She couldn’t believe the broads bagging the dope were standing there damn near nude. And didn’t flinch when they entered the room.

  When Raddah came over to greet them Kali almost shitted on herself. He was all of four foot two inches tall. ‘This has to be a joke! I must be on some type of show,’ Kali thought. She had to hold her breath and count to five before she said hello, because she would have busted out laughing in his stubby ass face.

  “Kwon how is business my man?” Raddah greeted him.

  “Oh business is real good right now, that’s why I’m back so soon.”

  “Who is this beautiful young lady in my presence?” Raddah asked.

  “This is my boo Kali,” Kwon answered grabbing her by the waist.

  “Well it’s nice to meet you Kali, my name is Raddah.” He extended his hand for her to shake.

  “It’s nice to meet you as well Raddah.” Kali shook his hand.

  “You must mean a lot to my man here, ‘cause in the four years we’ve done business together he ain’t never brought any other female to the my spot,” Raddah told her.

  “Well I must be special then,” Kali told him feeling full of herself.

  “So what’s up Ms. Lady? You want a drink while we handle business?” Raddah asked her.

  “Sure, what do you have?”

  “We got whatever you want.”

  “Well I’ll have a Hennessey and coke please,” Kali said sitting down. Raddah snapped his fingers and some ugly ass chick with a crooked wig on her head damn near broke her neck to get Kali a drink.

  Kwon and Raddah disappeared into another room to handle business while Kali sat on a raggedy ass couch.

  “So my man what are you trying to roll back up the way wit?” Raddah asked.

  “Four is good for now,” Kwon answered.

  Raddah snapped his fingers again this time at one of his goons. He let him know what Kwon was getting, and they packed everything in his Max.

  “You and ya girl gonna chill for a minute or what?”

  “Nah, not this time my nigga. I promised her that I would take her out and show her a good time. I’m sure you know how these females get if they don’t get their way.” Kwon politely turned him down.

  “On that note I’ll let you handle that. I definitely know how these broads act if you don’t follow through on a promise,” Raddah told him. They laughed in unison. Raddah led him back to the room where Kali was waiting.

  Kali was sitting on the sofa looking around in awe. She was surprised that the inside of the crib didn’t look like the outside. It was fucked up on the outside, but the inside was real nice. There were big screen TV’s, Play Stations and money everywhere. Kali was in deep thought that Kwon scared her so bad when he tapped her on her shoulder. She thought she was going to piss her pants.

  “You ready to go baby boo?” Kali jumped up putting her hand to her chest.

  “Damn boy you scared the fuck out of me. Hell yeah I’m ready to go.” Kali admitted.

  “Come on lets be out then. A’ight Raddah I’ll see you next time.”

  “A’ight my nigga y’all be safe out there in them streets,” Raddah said.

  When they got in the car Kali lost it on his ass.

  “Nigga why didn’t you tell me he was a fucking midget?” Kwon was laughing at Kali so hard he had tears in his eyes.