Allergic 2 Broke

by Carrey, Teruka

  “I told you we were gonna have a good time today didn’t I?”

  “Yeah you did but you could have at least warned me. Damn nigga we been in town a little over an hour and I’m already having fun. I almost laughed in that nigga’s face,” Kali told him laughing herself.

  “That was the idea baby,” Kwon told her.

  Kali’s thoughts went back to her little sister and daughter Naja.

  “Kwon baby, lemme see ya phone so I can call my sister and check on the baby.” Kali dialed her number, but Quita didn’t answer.

  “Damn, where is she?” Kali cursed. She started to get worried again. She couldn’t remember if Quita had somewhere to go.

  Kali tried to call the phone two more times, but Quita still didn’t pick up. Sensing that Kali was freaking out Kwon grabbed her hands.

  “Relax baby. Maybe she sleep or they went out for a walk or something. Ma, you know Quita like to go to the park. Maybee they up there.”

  Kali didn’t care what he had to say she was worried about her baby and little sister. She snatched away from him and crossed her arms. She was heated because she couldn’t get through to Quita.

  Just as Kali was about to give up Kwon’s phone started ringing. It was Quita calling back. Kali looked at him with an evil eye assuming it was one of his girls. Her whole attitude changed when she heard him speak to the caller.

  “What up lil cuz?” Kali was so anxious to talk to Quita so she could curse her the fuck out. She grabbed the phone from Kwon’s ear and began talking shit.

  “Quita where the fuck have you been!?” Kali cut into her ass.

  “Damn bitch what crawled up your ass? We were at the pool. What the hell is wrong with you? I told you we were going up there,” Quita told her.

  “Oh, I’m sorry for snapping at you. I just got worried when I didn’t get an answer.

  “Kali you told me if I needed you to call and when I didn’t you should have known everything was okay,” Quita told her.

  “I know Quita I’m sorry. When you didn’t pick up I got mad worried.”

  “Well, we’re here now, so you can relax and enjoy ya man.”

  “A’ight sis. Kiss my baby for me.”

  “I will, tell Kwon I said he better take care of you.”

  “A’ight I will. Later,” Kali told her and disconnected the call.

  Kali and Kwon arrived at the Embassy Suites. Kali was blown away.

  “Damn nigga it’s like this?” Kali asked.

  “Hell yeah girl. I told you what was up.”

  “Oh this is nice Kwon,” Kali admitted. ‘This nigga really went all out for the pussy,’ Kali thought as they entered to hotel.

  When they got to their room she even more impressed. The room was huge. It was damn near bigger than her apartment. They had a big ass king sized bed with a Jacuzzi in the room, and a kitchen. She couldn’t believe how nice it was she stood there in awe.

  They took their bags to the room, but before she had a chance to enjoy it Kwon was dragging her back out. He knew that she had to be hungry and decided to go to Red Lobster.

  She wanted to try something different, so she ordered the Lobster. She was enjoying her time with Kwon. He was spoiling her and she didn’t want the day to end. They enjoyed their meal and went back to the room.

  Kali was ready for some dick so she headed to the bathroom to shower again. She had brought a negligee earlier in the week and figured it was time to wear it.

  When she came out the bathroom Kwon managed to surprise her again. He had rose petals all over the bed and floor. He even had a bottle of Alize’ chilling in a bucket of ice. All she could do was give him a big ass kiss on his juicy ass lips.

  “Oh my god Kwon everything looks so good…when…..how did you do this?” She asked him with her hands over her chest.

  “I told you ma, today is all about you,” he said smiling.

  “You did baby….thank you.”

  Kali opened her robe and revealed her pink and black negligee.

  “You like?” Kali asked posing for an imaginary camera.

  “Hells yeah, I like. Kwon told her squeezing his hard dick.

  He knew he had Kali where he wanted her, and he fucked her so long and hard she could barely walk the next day. By the time they finished their fuck session they could hear birds chirping outside the window.

  Kali knew she was the shit. Kwon had the pussy doing flips.

  Chapter 6

  Quita was lying in the bed beside her niece sleeping like a baby. The rainy weather had Quita was in a deep sleep. Her cell phone started ringing, waking her out of her slumber. In a groggy irritated voice Quita picked up the phone on the fifth ring.

  “What?” She said into the phone.

  “Damn I see you woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning,” The caller said.

  She sucked her teeth loudly. “Who is this?” She asked

  “Oh what, you don’t know who I am now?” The caller asked.

  “Uh yeah, I know who the fuck you are. Obviously you don’t know who I am nigga. The way I was blowing up your phone yesterday and the day before, with no fucking answer. Did you forget you had a girl? Where the fuck you been at Timmy?” Quita asked. Timmy was really pissing her off with his attitude. Calling like everything was sweet and he wasn’t answering her phone calls in days.

  “Aww, damn here we go again,” Timmy said exhaling.

  “What the fuck you mean, here we go again?” Quita asked.

  “Because, baby you know how I get down. I had some business to take care of. I’m sorry that I haven’t called,” Timmy told her.

  “Yeah, whatever nigga,” Quita said sucking her teeth together.

  “Aww, come on baby, this is all for us. I know I be M.I.A a lot, but this is all for me and you. I be out here grinding all day and night so we can be straight, so stop trippin’,” Timmy told her.

  “Yeah okay, whatever you say Timmy,” Quita said dryly.

  “Anyway baby girl, I don’t feel like arguing right now. I was calling to hear ya sexy ass voice, and to see what’s good for the day? Do you wanna go to the pool?” Timmy asked.

  “Well too bad for you, ‘cause I’m babysitting Naja for Kali. She and Raekwon went out of town for the day,” Quita told him.

  “Oh word? Where they go?” Timmy questioned.

  “They went to Charlotte yesterday. He had to holla at his connect, Raddah,” Quita coldly said.

  “Fuck!” Timmy yelled out.

  “What the hell are you screaming like that for boy?” Quita asked.

  “It aint shit baby, my bad I just needed to holla at that nigga my damn self ‘cause my shit running low too. Anyway I’ll hit him up later. So what’s up though? Can I come through or what?” Timmy asked her.

  “I don’t know T. I gottta see. How about you tell me which one of them nasty hookers you was with last night? Hmm, lets see was it Alisha or Taleta. Oh maybe it was ya triflin’ ass baby momma Tasha?” Quita spat.

  “Man, Quita stop wolfin’ me. I was making money on the block. It wasn’t nobody around me but my boys and some fucking fiends. I damn sure wasn’t hitting none of them off, so stop tripping. I love you Laquita Bell,” Timmy said to smooth things over. She just smiled.

  “I love you too,” she said smiling. Quita heard a beep on the phone indicating that she had another call on the line.

  “Hold on asshole,” she told Timmy before he had a chance to respond. Timmy blazed a blunt while he patiently waited for her to get back on the phone.

  “Hello.” Quita answered.

  “Hey baby sis what are you doing? Kali asked her.

  “Nothing on the other line with Timmy’s ho ass.” They both laughed.

  “Well I’m not going to hold you long. I just wanted to call and see what you and the baby were doing, and to let you know we’re on our way back. We should be there around three thirty,” Kali told her.

  “Okay that’s cool, so did you have fun?” Quita asked her.

 
; “Yeah, we had a blast, but I’ll give you details when I get there,” Kali said excitingly. “What my pooh doing?”

  “She just woke up. I’m about to wash her up and feed her in a minute,” Quita told her.

  “Well give her a kiss for me, and I’ll see y’all later,” Kali said.

  “Ok, well I’m out.” Quita tried to click back over to Timmy, but Kali stopped her.

  “Oh yeah Quita I got a little something, something for you.” Kali said.

  “Aww, thank you sissy,” Quita told her.

  “No problem. Kwon stopped by Eastland Mall, so I had to cop you something to wear,” Kali told her.

  “A’ight then see ya later,” Quita said and they hung up unison. Quita almost forgot Timmy was on the other line.

  “Hello, hello. Timmy!” Quita screamed into the phone.

  “Yeah I’m here,” he answered.

  “What the fuck you doing nigga?”

  “Damn baby why you yelling? I dozed off for a minute,” he said.

  “Wow, the bitch you laid up with must’ve put it on you something lovely, you all sleepy and shit,” Qutia said, being a smart ass.

  “Shut the fuck up smart ass. I’m on my way over there so fix me something to eat,” Timmy bolgy stated.

  “Damn the dick wasn’t good enough for some grits and eggs,” Quita busted out laughing at herself.

  “On the real ma ma, I’ma give you one more time for the smart ass comments, and then I’ma knock ya ass out,” Timmy told her.

  “Yeah, yeah tell me anything. I’m sure your love life too much to do something that stupid,” Quita said. She knew no matter what he would never put his hands on her.

  “Give me like fifteen minutes and I’ll be there,” Timmy told her.

  “Ok, muah.” Quita kissed him through the phone.

  “A’ight muah.” Timmy kissed her back.

  Quita got up with the quickness to get herself and the baby dressed. She put Naja in the bathtub with her althought she knew that she had plenty of time to get ready. If Timmy said fifteen minutes it really meant thirty or more. She got Naja a bottle and put her in her swing before she headed to the kitchen to fix breakfast.

  She opened the fridge and didn’t have a lot to choose from. Kali hadn’t gone to the grocery store yet. Finally she looked in the freezer and found a pack of sausage links under a pack of pork chops.

  “Bingo!” She yelled out. She fixed some cheese eggs, grits and toast to go with the link sausages. Just as she was adding the finishing touches to the food the doorbell rang. ‘Right on time,’ she thought.

  When she went to open the door she saw Naja still rocking away in her swing, knocked out.

  “Here I come baby!” She yelled. She gently picked Naja up and laid her in her bassinette. She went to the door and it was a couple Jehovah Witnesses with some Watchtowers. Quita quickly dismissed them and closed the door in their faces.

  She was pissed off, since it was going on an hour and no word from Timmy. Quita was smoking a Newport when the phone rang.

  “Where the fuck you at nigga?” She yelled into the phone.

  “Wow, is that how you answer the phone?” It was Dashiki.

  “Oh my bad, what’s good?” Quita asked.

  “Nothing, where is Kali?”

  “Oh, she’s not here. She’ll be back later,” Quita told her.

  “Well where is she?” Shiki asked.

  “Damn Dashiki, why are you asking so many questions?” Quita asked.

  “Cause I need to talk to her,” Shiki said with an attitude.

  “Humph, she’ll be back around four today. I’ll tell her you called,” Quita said and disconnected the call before Dashiki could respond.

  As soon as Quita heard the dial tone she was dialing Timmy’s cell phone, but was interrupted by the doorbell. She rushed to the door.

  “Who is it?” She asked with an attitude.

  “It’s me girl, open the door,” Timmy said.

  She opened the door and stood there with her hands on her hips. Or what her mother used to call it…her imagination.

  “Let me in silly ass.” He gave her a peck on the lips and made his way in the crib.

  “Damn baby the food smells good as hell. What did you fix?” Timmy asked rubbing his stomach ignoring the fact that Quita had an attitude.

  “Nothing much, just some sausage, cheese eggs, grits and toast,” she told him.

  “Shid, that don’t sound like nothing much to me. Where’s my plate at girl?” Timmy asked Quita smacking her fat ass. Quita snapped her neck around at him.

  “Don’t come up in here making demands nigga. Just sit down and I’ll get your plate out the microwave. Do you want me to re-heat it?” Quita asked him from the kitchen.

  “Yeah you can. Hold up, is it cold?” He asked.

  “Not really. It’s still warm.”

  “Well just bring it in here. You good baby,” he said. Quita got his plate and headed back into the living room where Timmy was sitting on the couch staring at Naja.

  “Here you go,” she said handing him his plate.

  “Thank you. Damn baby, this look good as fuck. Your niece is pretty as hell. Tell your sister that she is blessed to have such a beautiful seed,” Timmy said.

  “I know right, my niece is beautiful like her auntie huh?”

  “Yeah baby, she’s beautiful just like you. So when are we going to have one of our own?” Timmy asked.

  “Huh?” Quita asked almost choking on the smoke from her weed roach.”

  “I said when are we going to have one of our own?” Timmy repeated.

  “Never, I’m good,” Quita told him.

  “Why not baby?” Timmy asked.

  “Cause baby I want to enjoy life and be successful before I start creating a family,” Quita said taking a pull from her blunt.

  “I can respect that baby. Don’t worry bout it ma, but you can bet ya bottom dollar you will be my baby momma one day.” Timmy told her.

  Quita just smiled. ‘This nigga got me fucked up!’ She thought. Timmy continued to eat his breakfast and Quita sat back on the couch and ate a bagel with strawberry cream cheese.

  “What took you so long to come through?” Timmy stuffed his mouth with some cheese eggs before he answered her question.

  “I had to wash my balls.”

  “Well I’m glad you did ‘cause, I like salty peanuts, but not that kind.” Quita told him putting her hands on his dick. They both laughed in unison.

  Timmy and Quita finished their breakfast while watching Sports Center. Quita didn’t care much for sports, but she watched sports with Timmy to make him think she liked them.

  After they ate Quita put Naja into her playpen with her favorite stuffed animal Winnie the Pooh Bear to play with. She and Timmy went out on the balcony to smoke a blunt of some dro.

  When they got back in the apartment Naja was knocked out. Quita loved her niece, but she was glad she had fallen asleep because she was fucked up, and didn’t want to handle the baby like that.

  Quita sat on the couch and picked up the remote control and started flipping through the channels to find something to watch, but it was hard to find anything interesting because it was ten o’clock in the morning. “Damn baby ya sista ain’t got the movie channels?” Timmy asked.