Allergic 2 Broke

by Carrey, Teruka

  “Oh shit! I didn’t tell you the latest huh?”

  “Well, how could you tell me anything? You’ve been a fucking hermit for a month and some change. It’s ok though. I still love you,” Kali reassured her baby sister by giving her a hug. Quita pushed her away.

  “Move silly. I know you love me,” Quita told her.

  “So tell me what happened,” Kali said anxiously.

  “Girl, you remember triflin’ ass Trisha from the east side right?”

  “Uh duh, Quita, she Tyrone’s daddy’s first cousin,” Kali told her.

  “I know but listen to this shit. Her apartment caught fire and she got kicked out her crib in the projects. Your sister Dashiki is gonna have the fucking nerve to tell me she’s letting Trish and her kids stay with her ‘till she get back on her feet.”

  “What? No she didn’t!” Kali screamed to the top of her lungs.

  “Yeah Kali she did. Now do you still think she loves me? Wait, I haven’t even told you where she told me I should go stay.”

  “Where is that?” Kali asked.

  “She told me to go stay with Vicky, her mom’s grandfather, and her three kids in that nasty ass crib.” Quita got queasy at the mere thought of living there. At that point Quita felt that she had no other choice since her mom and pops were still in MI state prison. There was no telling when they would get out. A tear fell from the corner of Quita’s eye as she thought about her situation. Kali was speechless. She couldn’t believe Dashiki would put her underage baby sister out, and make her stay with nasty ass Vicky for another bitch.

  “You don’t have a damn thing to worry about because I’ll be damn if you gonna live under those conditions. You can stay here with me. That’s no problem.”

  “Thanks for the offer, but I’ll manage Kali. I’ve dealt with way more in my life and I’m still standing. I might not have shit at this point in my life, but one day I’m gonna be on top, and she’ll wish she never made that fuck move,” Quita said.

  “Whatever Quita. You can save all that hard shit, ‘cause you’re staying here and that’s that. You hear me?” Kali asked Quita.

  “Yes momma I hear you,” Quita said. Her heart was aching and she had actually forgotten about the whole situation until then. Shiki had come to her about the changes in the household a couple weeks after Trey’s murder.

  “As a matter of fact you’re getting your shit in the morning. We gotta concentrate on gettin’ at them niggas tonight,” Kali told her.

  “That’s a bet then. Lord knows I’m ready to leave that prison,” Quita told her.

  “How the fuck you gonna put your own baby sister out for a no good bum ass bitch!” Kali was livid. She got up and went into the kitchen still talking shit.

  Quita knew she had to distract Kali from going off on Dashiki, and take her mind off the whole thing.

  “Kali what are we drinking tonight?” Quita asked.

  “Rae said she still got some of that E&J left at the crib. So we’ll just drink up all her shit and save our little bit of money to get some outfits for the night,” Kali said.

  “Oh that’s what’s up then. I’m down,” Quita responded.

  ~ ~

  Across town Jade was lying in J-Roc’s bed with a pillow over her face to keep the sunlight out. As dirty as she was she felt kind of badly for fucking one of her girl’s men. Jade felt J moving around and then she heard a lighter striking. The scent of the green they smoked the night before filled her nose.

  The smell of the weed had Jade’s love box hot and moist. She was lying on her back with one leg hanging off the bed, pretending to be asleep. J-Roc reached over and began massaging her thigh with one hand. He continued to smoke his L in the other. Immediately, her kitty cat started to purr from his sensual touch.

  “Mmmmm, shit,” she said biting on her bottom lip. She removed the pillow from her face and allowed the sunshine to wake her up.

  “Come here. Lemme get some more of that,” J-Roc said sexily.

  “I gotta get ready to go.”

  “Aww, come on. Quit frontin’. You know you want me to dig you out some more

  “I don’t feel like it right now,” she said rolling over on her side.

  “Here hit this,” he said handing her the blunt.

  “Thank you,” she told him.

  He knew if he got her a little high she wouldn’t say no. J eased between her legs and inserted two fingers into her already wet pussy.

  “Damn baby, this pussy good and wet. You know you want daddy to scratch that itch huh?” J said.

  “Shut up,” Jade shot back.

  Without any warning J-Roc pulled Jade further down the bed and buried his face in her pussy. He ate her so good she couldn’t even finish the rest of the blunt.

  “Oh shit, J eat this pussy,” she instructed him while grabbing the top of his head to push him further down.

  “Ohhh, that’s right baby this is your pussy,” Jade told him stroking his ego.

  J-Roc was so into eating Jade’s pussy he didn’t even hear his phone vibrating against the nightstand.

  Jade managed to look over on the nightstand to see who was calling. She saw Lexi’s number on the caller ID. She just smiled and continued her early morning nut.

  J-Roc sat up to put a Trojan on his already erect penis, and smiled at her.

  “You like baby?”

  “Hell yeah nigga. That was a dumb question. You know it felt good.”

  He continued to eat her, placing his index finger in her ass while he sucked on clit. Jade couldn’t hold on any longer she shot her juices all over J-Roc’s goatee.

  J-Roc sat up and demanded Jade to turn over on her stomach so he could bang it from the back. Jade did as she was told, and took position on all fours. J looked at her fat ass and grabbed a towel off the floor to wipe her juices off his face.

  He palmed her ass and shoved all 9 inches of dick into her.

  “Ahhh!’ Jade moaned.

  J-Roc was banging her pussy so hard her head was banging into the headboard.

  “Girl you got some good ass fucking pussy. I’ma keep fucking you for as long as I want to,” J-Roc told her.

  Jade just ignored him and continued to enjoy the dick. J-Roc kept talking shit while he beat her back in.

  “Did you hear me? This is my pussy!” J wanted to make sure she heard him.

  “Yeah baby I hear you this is gonna always be your pussy, now fuck me!” Jade said still panting.

  J-Roc was about to reach his climax and he heard his phone vibrating against the cherry wood nightstand. He tried to ignore it but it kept going off.

  Boom, boom, boom! Enley J-roc’s older sister was banging on his bedroom door like she was the damn Po Po, fucking up his concentration.

  “Fuck!” He cursed. He hopped off Jade and put his boxers back on. He went to the door to see what was going on. “What! Why the fuck you banging on my damn door like you crazy or the damn Jakes?” J asked.

  “Look nigga, watch who the fuck you’re talking to. I’m not one of ya little whores!” Enley yelled from the other side of the door.

  “Man E you bugging, what you want?” He asked.

  “I don’t want shit, but for you to stop bringing these dirty bitches to my crib to fuck. This ain’t the Holiday Inn, and I know you got one in there now ‘cause I heard y’all all fucking night,” she spat.

  “Damn Enley, what you listenin’ at my fuckin’ door now?” J-Roc busted out laughing.

  “Fuck you J, and tell that two dollar ho to get the fuck out my crib!”

  J-roc just listened to his sister talk mad shit. He looked over at Jade who was already putting on her clothes to leave.

  “Chill where you going?”

  “I’m out nigga. I ain’t sign up for this shit.” Jade was pissed.

  “Oh yeah J, brother or no brother, you better tell Lexi to stop calling my mufuckin’ phone at eight in the damn morning looking for your triflin’ ass,” Enley sarcastically told him.

  “Look
E, I pay rent and fucking bills too, so shut the fuck up, and don’t worry ‘bout what the fuck I’m doing.” He walked over to the bed where Jade was sitting.

  “Why you getting’ dressed? I didn’t nut yet,” he told her.

  “Cause nigga I’m not trying to have beef with ya sister. I’ll leave no problem,” Jade told him putting on her Reebok classics.

  “Come on Jade stop bugging. Enley just mad ‘cause she don’t have a man. You know the saying right?” J-Roc asked her. Jade looked at him clueless.

  “Uh no, what saying is that?” Jade asked.

  “What? You never heard the saying misery loves company baby?”

  “Oh yeah I’ve heard that saying before,” Jade told him.

  “Oh you have, have you?” J said, while leaning in for a kiss. Jade pushed him back.

  “Don’t even try it nigga. I gotta go.” Jade grabbed her keys off the nightstand.

  “Damn baby you just gonna leave me like this?” J-Roc asked her holding his dick. Jade looked at his dick and it was still swollen.

  “I’m sorry baby, but I do need to be out.” She grabbed the head of his dick to tease him a little, and bounced.

  Jade got into her ‘94’ Ford Escort and lit a Newport. She turned her radio and heat on and pulled off. When she approached the red light she saw Alexus in a yellow cab headed in J-Roc’s direction. ‘Broke bitch, she probably couldn’t get her moms wagon today.’ Jade laughed at her own thought. She pulled out her cell and called Laquita.

  Quita was on the phone with Dashiki talking to her about the last conversation they had about her moving out.

  “Shiki I love you so much, even though I think you doing me dirty,” Quita told her.

  “Quita I told you her situation and I think she has more of a need than you right now. You’re being real selfish right now Quita.”

  “Wow! Are you serious? You know what? I’ll be over there tomorrow to get my shit!” Quita yelled in tears.

  “Damn Quita, you didn’t have to say it like that. I told you it’s a temporary situation. You’re my sister, you can always come back,” Dashiki told her.

  “You know what Shiki this shit is as crazy as you are. I think you’re a donut short of a dozen. Just because you stayed with auntie and them you think you’re better than everybody else. Just remember it don’t matter how much you try to deny it we all came from the same pussy. No matter how much you act like were not. Futher more…” Quita’s phone beeped and she smacked her lips because she didn’t get a chance to finish telling Shiki how she really felt.

  “Hold on,” Quita said clicking the phone over before Shiki had a chance to respond.

  “Hello!” Quita answered with bass in her voice.

  “Damn ho, don’t bite my head off,” Jade said.

  “Oh my bad Jade, what’s good?” Quita asked.

  “I ain’t doing shit, chillin’. I’m on my way to the crib. What’s your problem? Who done pissed you off now?” Jade asked her.

  “Man, my bitch ass sister is putting me out.” Quita told her.

  “She did what? Why she do that? Y’all got into it or some shit?” Jade asked.

  “No, she’s just a grimy ass bitch!” Quita told her.

  “Damn Quita you almost made me crash. That shit is some fuckery. Y’all are sisters. how she gonna do some dumb shit like that?” Jade asked in disgust.

  “I don’t know, but she did with no problem. Guess who the fuck she’s letting move in?”

  “Who?” Jade asked, thinking to herself it must be a nigga.

  “Girl she’s letting Trisha from the Eastside move in girl!” Quita yelled into the phone.

  “What? Oh, hell no! You mean the one who be fucking mad niggas calling them her fuckin’ cousins?” Jade asked just to make sure they were both speaking of the same chick.

  “Hell yeah, ain’t that some shit?” Quita asked.

  “Wow! Why she need to stay with Dashki anyway? Don’t she got her own crib?” Jade asked.

  “Yeah she does, but it caught on fire. Shiki told her that she could crash at her spot for a minute until she can get her shit together.”

  “Okay that’s all fine and dandy, but where does that leave you?” Jade asked concerned.

  “Kali told me I could stay with her until I turn eighteen, but after that I’m getting my own shit. I’m good. That shit hurt like hell Jade, but I’ma be a’ight,” Quita said trying to convince herself that it was the truth.

  “Well that’s what’s up. At least on of your sisters got you back.” Jade told her.

  “I know right? I got less than a year to go, and I can’t wait,” Quita said excitedly.

  “Quita I know that’s your sister and all but she is a snake bitch. She will get all that shit back.”

  “I know girl, but I’m good though. That’s why I just left her ass on hold. Fuck her!”

  “Not trying to be funny Quita, but you know what? She’ll need you before you need her sorry ass,” Jade told her.

  “Yeah, but on the real I have my doubts bout Kali sometimes too.” Quita admitted.

  “Why you say that Quita?”

  “I dunno Jade. They be on some shiesty together shit sometimes. Maybe I’m just paranoid though.”

  “That might be true Quita, but you should just use they asses just like they use you,” Jade said.

  “Anyway, fuck all that. What’s going on with you ho? It’s early as a shit, what you been doing? Or should I say who you been doing. ‘Cause everybody know ya ass don’t get outta bed before three-thirty.” Qutia said being nosey.

  “Damn Ms. All in my business,” Jade said with an attitude.

  “ I’m not trying to be all up in your BI, just curious that’s all.” Quita covered it up. Jade pulled up to the crib and continued to sit in the car to finish her convo with Qutia. She was shaking her head beause she was calling Quita to tell her about her crazy night and morning anyway.

  “Umm, hello!” Quita yelled in the phone.

  “I’m here.” Jade answered.

  “So, why you up so early?” Quita probed. Jade sighed because she knew as soon as she told Quita, she was going to try and lecture her.

  “Oh, I had me a little creep last night,” Jade said.

  “Ohh , scandalous, and with whom were you laid up with may I ask?” Quita was really being nosey.

  “Hold up I’ll tell you,” Jade cut Quita off.

  “Girl lemme tell you. This nigga had me so fucked up last night it ain’t even funny. So check it. We get to his peoples crib and go to his bedroom in the back. He had all kinds of drinks to choose from and mad weed. We ended up smoking up six or seven L’s and he kept pouring me drinks like I was a damn fish or something. He drank two fucking bottles of ginseng, so you know he was good.”

  “Hell yeah!” Quita said.

  “Oh my God Quita, we fucked ‘bout three times and was licking the pussy like it was going out of style. Girl, he made me nut so many times I lost count,” Jade told her.

  “You little ass nasty ho!” Quita teased.

  “Hold up, I’m not finished. Girl we woke up this morning and went back at it. He ate the pussy while I smoked on a blunt. He got me feeling him fo’real.”

  “Ok nasty, who is this nigga? I need to know if he got a brother just like him. He sounds like a true freak. The brother might be a keeper.”Quita laughed.

  “Well I don’t know about all that. He ain’t got no brother but he got a sister. I can put a good word in for you, ” Jade said laughing.

  “I’ll pass bitch. I’m good. I’m strictly dickly! Who is this mystery nigga anyway?”