Bisexual Blues

by David O. Sullivan

“Dr. Sumner seems like a nice guy. A horny wench like you shouldn’t have trouble landing him. I never see a wedding ring on his finger.”

  She kept riding. “Why are you looking for a wedding ring on a man?” She moaned.

  His face heated. “I’m a cop. I notice things.”

  “He says he’s gay. I want him, even for a one-time roll in the hay.” She smirked and rolled them so she was on her back. “Fuck me, Dino. Just to assure your low ego, I don’t mind that you’re bisexual.”

  He didn’t bother to deny it; in kneeling posture, while working her clit with his thumb, and fucked her. “What about me?”

  “Dino, you know we’re not for the long run.” She shrieked and came. He grinned.

  Chapter 2

  The next night at work, Dino reminisced on the sex sessions with Chris, giving himself a boner, so then he thought of Bander. The shift passed in normal fashion. He fielded a number of domestic calls, made car stops, and checked closed businesses. He met Bander at the convenient mart, and they adjourned to the rear of a business complex to savor their treats of coffee and chocolate cupcakes.

  At exactly three A.M., the new lieutenant called over the airwaves, “Dispatch, Unit 510. Do a roll call of all units on this channel.”

  “Five-ten, copy.”

  The dispatcher summoned each unit by call sign. All answered with “Secure” except for 720. The dispatcher called again and again; no answer.

  “Dispatch, 510. Start a search. Assign units to grid areas. What’s the car number of unit 720?”

  “They’re driving car 9915.”

  Dino smirked as he swallowed the last of his treat. “Those are the senior guys my training officer told me about. Somehow, they always get one of the few two-man cars. Rumor has it they’re butt buddies. My training officer said lots of two-man cars do it on night shift.”

  “Aw, fucking rumors.” Bander shrugged. “And so what if they fuck or suck each other? It don’t bother us. Let’s go find ‘em so the lieutenant can chew their asses.”

  Dino drove south on Highway 101, a four-lane road that went into a rural area. At the city limits, he turned west into the farm area, holdouts to San Jose’ urban growth. He used his spotlight to shine left and right, including down driveways and paths for the farms. As he lit an old apple orchard, he caught a strange reflection. He stopped, backed up, and focused his spot light. Again, an odd reflection. He drove down a path, considering if it was a downed flying saucer, and he wondered how he could play that into a joke.

  As he drew closer, with his spotlight blazing, the outline of a car and a police light bar on the roof came into view. There was movement in the back seat. The car number was 9915. Dino approached with his gun out after flashing the light all around. Maybe the guys were kidnapped or are being held. He called on the radio to report in but was in one of the dead spots.

  From inside the back of the patrol car, someone yelled, “Open the fucking door.”

  He did. The two naked officers clambered out from the caged back seat to the front seat and their uniforms.

  One officer moaned. “Thanks, kid. Anyone know you’re here?”

  Dino holstered his gun. His gut churned. “No. This is a dead spot. Can’t transmit.” He stared.

  The first officer dressed and put his gun belt on. “Look, I know this looks bad, but we’re not gay or anything, uh, you know. We had the door open then a sudden gust of wind slammed it shut.”

  Dino nodded as he tried to fathom it all and not believing their excuse. “Yeah, uh-huh.”

  The second officer, now dressed, walked up to Dino. “What the fuck do you think you know? You’d better keep your mouth shut about this. I don’t even want you dreaming about it.” He pointed a finger an inch from Dino’s nose.

  Dino slapped it away. “Fuck you. I just did you a favor. Does thank you exist in your fucking vocabulary? Don’t threaten me; I’m a cop just like you.”

  The first officer stepped between them. “Hey, sorry. He’s embarrassed. So am I.” He offered his hand. “I’m Joe Sanders. My partner is Phil Larson. He’s a good guy, just embarrassed. We’re both married. You did us a huge favor, thank you.”

  “There’s a search on for you since you didn’t answer the roll call.”

  “Fuck. What story can we come up with?” The partners stared at each other.

  Dino mumbled, “Open the hood of your car. Say you were on patrol and suddenly lost all electrical power. The radios don’t work out here.” He rushed to his car and retrieved some wrenches. The guys stared. “I was a mechanic before I became a cop.” He used one too-loose wrench to mangle the nut on the terminal for the battery. “You say the battery cable came loose. I found you, tightened it but didn’t have the right sized wrench. Drive to a good radio area and check in.” He stared at each older officer. “I’m Dino Parelli. I’ll keep this quiet.”

  The second officer shook his hand. “Thanks. I’m sorry I went off on you.”

  * * * *

  At the end of shift in the locker room, Dino’s sergeant strolled up. “Pirelli, good work finding those guys.” He sighed. “I don’t buy the story they’re pedaling, but I’m not doing anything about it. The lieutenant’s chewing their asses now.”

  Dino shrugged. “Sarge, it’s true. The flying saucer’s magnetic field interfered with the police radio. They couldn’t receive or transmit.” He smirked.

  The sergeant shook his head and walked off.

  Bander met Dino leaving the locker room. “Hey, do you want—”

  Parelli barked, “Yes, I do want some drinks. Lots of them, but my place, not the bar.”

  Bander lost his smile and only nodded, obviously trusting his bud.

  At Dino’s house, they settled on opposite ends of the couch with beers in the sparsely furnished living room. Bander drank.

  “What’s eating you all of a sudden?”

  Words failed Dino. Mr. Gregarious and Wise-Ass had no response. He drank more beer. His gaze met Bander’s, whose eyes filled with concern. With a mild smile, he waited.

  Dino finished his first beer. Bander brought another and settled at the far end of the couch, slipping his shoes off. Their eyes met again.

  Dino sucked a breath in. “I promised not to tell anyone, but I have to. You’re my best friend.”

  Bander slid closer. “Are you in trouble? Pregnant?”

  He shook his head. “When I found Larson and Sanders last night, there was nothing wrong with the car battery. They were tucked back in an orchard.” He guzzled his beer. “And were locked in the back seat together, and totally naked. All their gear was in the front seat.”

  “What?”

  “They said they’re not gay, and both are married. It was awkward. I promised not to tell and made up the story about the car battery.”

  “Well, we’d heard rumors about them.” Norris drank more. “You know what, who cares? Society is so fucked up on sexuality. Who cares if someone is gay, lesbian, or bisexual or purple?”

  Dino’s eyes drifted off to focus on nothing. Ha, maybe Norris is right. Why am I so upset over it? “Why do they have to do it on duty? What if a crook found ‘em and killed them?”

  “Yeah, good point.”

  Dino emptied the beer and stood. “I have to piss.” He pursed his lips. “Maybe you’re right. So what?” He patted his bud’s shoulder. “Thanks. But we should still keep it secret, okay?”

  Bander nodded, grinned deep, dimpling his cheeks, and crinkling his eyes. Damn, that dirty blond hair was sexy. “You want help pissing?”

  “No! But the Cheshire cat would be jealous of that smile.” Dino pissed and moaned at the dirty toilet. He spilled some cleaner in it and swished the brush in case Norris needed it later.

  When Dino returned to the living room with more beers, Norris had Dino’s collection of porn magazines out from under the coffee table. He cupped a hand over his groin and grinned.

  “Nice way to end the day, huh?”

  Dino nodded and grabbed one, s
ettling in a recliner with a view of Norris. Dino popped a hard-on from the naked women and men in the magazine. He gripped his cock through his jeans, which pulled on some pubic hairs. He needed relief. He spied Norris, intent on smirking at his magazine. Dino opened his jeans and freed his dick of the hair entanglement. Norris looked over and opened his jeans, slipping a hand inside his undies.

  Making eye contact, Dino did the same. His mind drifted to high school and the circle jerks in the shower. His nuts tingled, and he thought of the times in the police academy’s locker room and shower when he’d work to avoid erections from seeing the naked guys. He lowered his briefs, showing his stiff cock.

  Norris did the same.

  They read their magazines, and then as though someone took control of him, Dino shuffled down the hall to his bedroom, holding his open jeans, and sat on the bed, hoping Norris would follow. An excoriating minute passed, and no shadow in the doorway.

  “Norris.”

  “What?”

  Fuck, why is it so hard to do?

  “Come here.” His voice was considerably weaker than normal.

  Norris took a step in the room, holding his open jeans, a notable bulge in his white briefs. Dino moved to him and knelt. He slipped fingers in the front of the briefs and pulled down. Norris let his pants fall and from each hip helped lower the underwear. In silence, Dino slipped his bud’s cock into his mouth. It fit so well, seemed natural. He held Norris’s hips and guided him to turn. Walking on his knees with the dick still in his mouth, he backed Norris until his legs hit the bed and he sat. Dino’s heart pounded as he sucked a breath in, getting a whiff of Norris’s musky male scent. He pushed his bud down and climbed on the bed with jeans open and briefs down, into a sixty-nine posture. He re-engaged his bud’s cock, hoping Norris would return the pleasure.

  They’d known each other only two years but hit it off as friends from the first day in the academy. Dino wanted to make Norris happy. He loved that he finally got to suck a dick and enjoyed the circumcised member equal in endowment of his own substantial cock. He focused on Norris’s prick in his mouth as he worked his head up and down. Norris didn’t suck Dino’s dick, but he fondled the cock and nuts and licked them. Dino had no idea how much time passed. Extra fluid was in his mouth and a strange taste. It took a moment to realize Norris came. Should he spit, swallow, keep sucking? He wasn’t ready for the event to end, so he kept sucking. As he did, he naturally swallowed.

  Norris patted Dino’s leg. “Okay.”

  Dino kept sucking.

  Norris patted him harder. “Okay. It’s sensitive now.”

  Dino pulled off. Their eyes met. “Suck mine.”

  Norris went for it, taking it almost all the way. Dino closed his eyes, grunted, and pushed his head into the bed. When he opened his eyes, he came in Norris’s mouth. Norris swallowed. He rotated, and they hugged. Wondering if it was okay, he kissed Norris, who held tight and returned it with tongue.

  “Norris, do you want another beer?”

  “Aw, no, thanks, I’d better go.”

  Their eyes met.

  In a weak voice, Dino said, “You can sleep here. I have a king bed.”

  “Aw, no, that’s okay. I didn’t have that much to drink.”

  Dino said, “We’re buds. I wish you would sleep with me. Nothing wrong with what we just did.”

  Norris nodded. They stripped in silence and got into bed, holding hands. Sleep came quick. When Dino awoke hours later with a refreshed feeling, he noticed cum on himself.

  Damn, I had a wet dream?

  He fingered the fluid and took a shower. When he returned, Norris was sitting up in bed, sheets pulled down.

  Norris said, “I want you to fuck me. Now.”

  Dino swallowed, got lube, and called out, “Do we need rubbers?”

  “I’m clean.”

  Norris whispered, “Dino, I’m a virgin. I’ve wanted this for a really long time. I’ve wanted it to be you from the first day we met.”

  “Oh, man, I’ve wanted you for like forever, but always thought you were straight.”

  Norris said, “I’m bi to the guy side. More into guys than girls, I guess.”

  Dino copiously lubed his dick and Norris’s ass. He turned Norris face down and shoved a pillow under his hips. “My dick isn’t small. I’ll go easy.”

  “This time. In the future, I want you to ram my ass.”

  “Okayyyy.” He couldn’t believe they were doing it. His hand shook as he guided his dick to Norris’s ass. He pushed gently, then a little more and then harder still. The thick head popped into his bud’s hole.

  “Ohhhhh. That hurts so good. Wait a minute so I can adjust.”

  Dino needed to come, but he did math in his head to hold off. He leaned down to kiss the sexy back and neck in front of him. He rubbed it. “Are you okay?”

  “Hell, yes. Go for more.”

  Dino slipped his dick in half an inch at a time until he was balls deep.

  “My ass feels so full. My God, what I’ve been missing out on. It feels awesome. Fuck me!”

  Resting on top of Norris, Dino fucked him, not fast but not slow. Dino got his control and savored making love to his best bud, a wish come true. He wanted to take it, too. He never had, but he wanted it since he was a teen. Twice his cock slipped out as he pulled back, and each time he shoved it back in, Norris moaning in pleasure. Norris turned his head to the left, and Dino saw tears running.

  “Dude, you okay? You’re crying.”

  “No worry. They’re tears of joy. I’ve wanted this forever, and now it’s happening. I won’t regret we’re doing this. I want it. I need it. I know I’m mostly gay, and maybe admitting it to one person can let me do it for more.”

  Dino kept pumping. “You’re going to come out?”

  “Yeah. I don’t know how or when, but yeah. I’m tired of hiding. If the department wants to fire me, then so be it.”

  “San Jose quit screening for gays, but it won’t be easy.” He kissed the tears. “I love you, Norris.”

  They got quiet, and Dino fucked harder and harder until their bodies slapped together. Norris grunted with each thrust, and he fisted the sheets.

  The urge rose inside Dino. It ran through his spine and into his legs, and he clenched them. He knew he’d blow soon. His nuts tingled and cock tightened, and he blasted his cum inside Norris’s ass.

  “Dude, I can feel it. I can feel your hot cum inside me. So awesome!”

  Dino pumped a few more times and pulled out, panting. “Norris, I want you to fuck me.”

  “Really? But you just came.”

  “I know. I want it. Wanted it forever. I want to look in your eyes.”

  Norris shifted Dino from his side to his back, lifted his knees, and spread them. Norris lubed his cock and Dino’s ass. “I assume you’re a virgin?”

  “Yeah, but with your pencil-thin dick, you don’t have to be careful.”

  “If that’s how you treat women, no wonder you can’t keep one. My dick is bigger than average, and you know it. It’s been in your mouth.” He placed his dick at Dino’s ass.

  “And I loved swallowing your load. I’m glad we got together. I’ve wanted you for a long time.”

  Norris leaned down, and they kissed long, hard, and deep. Then he shoved his cock inside, making Dino moan.

  “Do you want me to wait?”

  “No, no, go for it. You’re right, my ass feels so full. My cock is throbbing, and I just came. Damn, Norris, I love you so much.”

  Norris’s staying powers were less than Dino’s, but he made a valiant effort, lasting several minutes before blasting his load into Dino’s ass.

  “You’re right, I can feel your load inside me.”

  Norris pulled out, panting like Dino had. Norris rolled on his back, and Dino straddled him, jacking his dick. Norris simply smiled, and Dino came all over Norris’s face. He rubbed it in and licked it. They kissed some more and rested, facing each other.

  They smiled, stroking the
other’s face and kissing periodically.

  Dino said, “I understand you want to be out. I’m not so sure for myself. I guess time will tell.” They kissed again. “We either need to call in sick or shower and eat. Briefing is less than two hours away.”

  “Dude, if we both call in, then everyone will know we fucked. Take me to the shower.”

  Chapter 3

  In the briefing room that night, the last shift of their work week, Dino and Norris sat side-by-side as usual, long before others arrived, reviewing wanted notices and crime statistics, and smirking at each other.

  Norris whispered, “My ass is a little sore.”

  Dino raised an eyebrow. “So is mine, and I love it.”

  Amelia Honeycut joined them in the otherwise vacant briefing room and sat next to Dino. “Hi, guys, what’s new?” She pawed through the documents.

  The guys shot a look at each other. Dino worried it would be all over his face that he sucked Norris’s cock and they fucked.

  She giggled. “Oh, something is up. Have you guys become lovers like the other two?” She wiggled her eyebrows.

  Dino moaned and tried to distract her. “I think you’re really a man, Amelia. Your mind is always on sex.”

  She stuck her tongue out, somehow adding to her appeal. “And food. Sex and food, what else is there in life? Oh, yeah, catching crooks.”

  Norris asked, “Should we tell her?”

  Dino nodded. “We can trust you, Amelia. I turned the duck call over to our sergeant.”

  “Did he catch you?”

  “Norris said to give it a rest, and the sarge was mad.”

  She punched his arm. “Shit, Dino, are you turning into an adult?” She laughed. “By the way, super nice robbery arrest.”

  “Thank you.”

  “I’m throwing a party at my place next week. You guys are invited.”

  Norris moaned. “Cops and dispatchers, right?”

  “Of course.”

  Dino smirked. “The usual sex orgy?”

  “Never has happened yet, but I can wish, right?”

  Norris whispered again to Dino, “Go ahead and tell her.”

  “All of it, or just you?”